At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

31.)Peregrinus // 4,326 // 6.34 // 60

Well that's depressing...

On another note, I was at university yesterday, BPing between classes, and I look over at this one hot girl on one of the other couches. She moves her laptop, and what do I see on the screen?

OMG NEWGROUNDS! :o

She was voting on a UJ flash.

I am now a believer that real girls DO indeed exist on Newgrounds, as I have seen the phenomenon with my own eyes....

The amazing thing was she was doing it of her own free will, with the headphones on for sound, just laying there BPing.

I am in love...

I'm never washing these eyes again...

But me being the idiot that I am, it never occured to me to ask her username or even talk to her (I still had 2 UJ flash, and 5 mins to get to my class...)

And classes are over, so I won't see her again...

So please, if you know this girl, from the university of Ottawa...>_> fun times will be had...

At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

Cool one! I'm right in the middle of the list!

At 4/8/06 02:41 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 4/8/06 01:40 PM, -Casualty- wrote: The Newgrounds Log!

Awesome, I loved and joined it. Keep up the good work.

Thanks :)

At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

Thanks.

At 4/8/06 03:34 PM, Peregrinus wrote: OMG NEWGROUNDS! :o

Are you actually claiming that you saw a "hot" girl that B/Pes on NG and you didn't even talk to her? boy you are an idiot, I would've said " the hell with B/P”` and go to her, it's 2 UJ, stay up late a little and make for it, you did not just tell us you preferred voting on 2 UJ flashes than to meet a chick. This could be the last time you see that... unfortunately where I live I doubt there will be a first time... Idiot.

At 4/8/06 02:08 PM, -Casualty- wrote::

At 4/8/06 02:04 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I put my name "JoKeR_ADT" and then the link I used was "http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/te
mplate.php3?id=1318737" I did this about five times with no luck.

You only have to type the number, not the link... Hope this helps.

Well I did that and now it takes me to a blank page and it says "Parse error: parse error, unexpected '}' in D:\hshome\denvish\nglog.denvish.net\regist
er2.php on line 121"
I'm getting mad.

At 4/8/06 03:44 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Are you actually claiming that you saw a "hot" girl that B/Pes on NG and you didn't even talk to her?

Yup.

boy you are an idiot, I would've said " the hell with B/P”` and go to her, it's 2 UJ, stay up late a little and make for it, you did not just tell us you preferred voting on 2 UJ flashes than to meet a chick.

I'm terrible when it comes to starting a random convo with some hot girl. she was lying down on the couch, so I couldn't even have sat beside her and "shock, I use NG too!"

:This could be the last time you see that... unfortunately where I live I doubt there will be a first time...

Maybe. I'm hoping not. If there is a next time, then the post will be more upbeat

Idiot.

Yup

At 4/8/06 03:48 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Well I did that and now it takes me to a blank page and it says "Parse error: parse error, unexpected '}' in D:\hshome\denvish\nglog.denvish.net\regist
er2.php on line 121"
I'm getting mad.

You don't enter the Profile link, just the member ID number, mine is 979450, just enter the number. I did something just a tad less stupid at first myself.

At 4/8/06 03:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
You don't enter the Profile link, just the member ID number, mine is 979450, just enter the number. I did something just a tad less stupid at first myself.

I did I put "1318737" and it gave me that page.

At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

..yeah... crappy week.. I'm hoping things get better though..

Tsk tsk, Pingu...even I, the madman of the EGB, can be driven away from B/P'ing by an attractive female...
...although it does hurt me inside...luckily they have ways of soothing me...

At 4/8/06 03:56 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I did I put "1318737" and it gave me that page.

Troubleshoot it with -casualty- like I did.

At 4/8/06 03:50 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Yup.

Holy ( too obscene for human race )

I'm terrible when it comes to starting a random convo with some hot girl. she was lying down on the couch, so I couldn't even have sat beside her and "shock, I use NG too!"

Pick up line for the situation ( I'm a chick magnet....in theory ):
You: hey, is that NG you are on?
She: yes, so?
You: fascinating isn't, I'm a regular myself, mind if I have a seat by you?
She: * sits and gives you room *
You: I'm not saying this is a pick up line but did any one ever tell you, you are the most beautiful thing since NG was made ( grin )
She: ( hopefully enjoys witty anecdote ), no, not today at least
You: I'm all worn down for today and I gotta run, I'll say it again to you tomorrow but how would I ever find you ( look like you know it's a joke ), I understand you won't give me a number this fast but mind if we switch user names? ( smile a bit and raise an eyebrow a bit and possibly tilt your head just a couple of degrees to make it convincing )
She: ( well hopefully this should work if done right )

Maybe. I'm hoping not. If there is a next time, then the post will be more upbeat

I hope you take the catch next time.

Yup

Not if you follow my advice well.

At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

Nice update. As long as I am moving up (No.128 right now), I will be fine. Oh, No.13 here? I feel so unlucky, did anyone curse me today? >:( (kidding) Have to do something about it. :P

Unfortunately, ghost...the fact is that the more you spend your time on NG, the less likely you will find a hot girl as your date. Well...I can still get 100+ per day if I do not do anything else apart from going to school and b/ping. But in that case, I would be still a lone wolf. (single) Hot girls or NG...it is a HARD choice. (especially for YOU, slash!) :P

WARNNIG! Secret episode day has commenced! Blam them to death!

*yells war charge*

i like these days a lot. it gets me tons of free blam points. and we all know that free blam points are welcome. also, its very nice to be back from that stupid ban and posting again. ive been reading through the pages i couldnt post on and keeping up to date with things. hopefully things are going smoothly for everyone today and everyone is racking up the points. being sick gives you a good reason to stay in an vote, but ive only managed to scrape together a little over 80 since about 11 which is disappointing. anyway, good luck to everyone and ill see you in the portal.

*salute*

Make sure you all watch them and give them FAIR votes. No mass voting, understood? That IS an order. We will not lower ourselves to voting without watching them.

dont worry ive been doing that. i thought one or two actually were NOT that horrible, but i didnt think they were worthy of protecting. the one about the japanese show and george michaels almost had me. everything is getting a fair shot with me, so nothing to worry about.

Okay, I'm near the bottom of the list, but I'm okay with that. What I don't understand though, is how Joker joined two days before me, and is ranked #106 in B/P!!! I mean, CONGRATULATIONS my friend :D , but how do you have that much free time?

Private FretBuzzard was attempting to sneak a cigarette in an ammo bunker when he was engulfed by a massive explosion. PFC FretBuzzard was immediately ordered to place a No-Smoking sign on all hazardous sites.

Happy Secret Episode Day Everyone!

lights cigarette

WHISTLE POINTS!!!

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/306077

gross...

early congrats to E-Moose for making Sergeant First Class..
I see your only 6 points away... :)

lol about 300 more to go for me... "D

SlashFireStorm did one? By will, or what?

At 4/8/06 08:19 PM, MetalDart wrote: SlashFireStorm did one? By will, or what?

Yes I did, lol. Co-authored because I wrote the script for it, haha.

On a side note...people need to use the forums more. Seriously...lol.

Looks like I came just in time to join the party!

NCO Corporal -Mitsubishi- back....and fully armed! :)

I have...tragic news. E-Moose was trying to blam a secret episode when the characters jumped out of his computer and strangled him to death. Seargent First Class E-Moose has taken his place instead.

At 4/8/06 08:52 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have...tragic news. E-Moose was trying to blam a secret episode when the characters jumped out of his computer and strangled him to death. Seargent First Class E-Moose has taken his place instead.

Congratulations, SFC! Keep up the good work! I'm sure the flood of Secret Episodes helped faciliate your promotion! :-P
:salute:

good job E-moose! use that vp boost wisely!

oh yeah.. by the way.. has any1 seen Colonel EagleRock lately?

At 4/8/06 08:04 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Private FretBuzzard was attempting to sneak a cigarette in an ammo bunker when he was engulfed by a massive explosion. PFC FretBuzzard was immediately ordered to place a No-Smoking sign on all hazardous sites.

Oh, and congratulations to you too, PFC! No smoking in the ammo bunkers from now on...lol. :salute:

congrats to e-moose for your SFC promotion and to fret buzzard for your upgrade to PFC. use that extra vp wisely soldiers.

hmm...the stocks are way down today. wall street mustve gotten word there was a spam attack on the NG portal. my god! the s&p is down 13.54 points! we must end the madness!

Hey all. I know I missed alot. I relapsed recently and was just floored. Anyway. in the week and a half or so, I've managed to crawl up past the 4200 mark in the BP category. I also noticed in the obituaries all the "secret episodes" and a couple that fell through the filters. I'd say it was a pretty hectic weekend, no? Anyway, before I go, E-Moose *slaps on shoulder* I owe you a drink. Congratulations.

*salutes and slips into the shadows*

At 4/8/06 08:45 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Looks like I came just in time to join the party!

NCO Corporal -Mitsubishi- back....and fully armed! :)

OMG he's alive. And the K-Pingu in your sig is outdated now (changed teh alias). And I outrank j00 as well. I win. :D