One of those...anti-phallic flashes...just got whistled. Ugh...
105 points earned today with a couple hours left...all right! And I slept in until 2 in the afternoon! It seems like there were more flashes than usual for a weekday...but I'm not complaining!
I'm headed back to the portal. Keep an eye out for those...chopping flashes...easy whistle point. Good luck and good hunting, everyone! :salutes!:

At 12/20/05 09:28 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Well, things are going well in terms of my promotion. The higher ups felt I needed to step up my game in terms of B/P points and I felt I accomplished that today. Hopefully, they will see fit to promote me by tomorrow's end. -Mitsubishi-, sining off!

Good progress, Private! Keep it up and I'm sure your CO's will promote you tomorrow!

*General Salute*

*Salute*

Kind of redundant, isn't it? :-)

Oh well. *salutes*

At 12/20/05 09:31 PM, Grizzley wrote:

Thank you very much, Private First Class! Yes, it is true...better late than never! Hooah!

thank you sir. to me, not responding to a senior's promotion isn't the most respectful of occaisions.

Ahh, but you see, PFC, you have alone demonstrated your respect through your statement here. Please be assured that you have not comprimised your respect in the slightest. Your seriousness is appreciated, but be assured that all is well! Hooah!

At 12/20/05 10:08 PM, nimmer wrote: so i guess i should start bossing people around.

WTF

let's all have a drink on me first, with what NG pays me as a general, i can afford it *g*
let's see beer for the soldiers and whatever they want for the officers. should make ... right

Sounds great, sir! I'll bring some Yuengling!

i should be one of the few bringing their own blam tank AND blam jet.
i guess this is the infantry.

I thought almost all of the Elite Guard was infantry, sir! Oh well, I guess I don't know that much as a Sergeant...damn "need to know basis..."

At 12/20/05 11:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: One of those...anti-phallic flashes...just got whistled. Ugh...

Can't say I'm all broken up about missing it...

105 points earned today with a couple hours left...all right! And I slept in until 2 in the afternoon! It seems like there were more flashes than usual for a weekday...but I'm not complaining!

Not bad, Sergeant! I earned about 130 so far and have finally skipped another day in my schedule! With 5 days worth of flash skipped, my EGSC expected date is now August 15th! It's fun getting B/P, isn't it?

I'm headed back to the portal. Keep an eye out for those...chopping flashes...easy whistle point. Good luck and good hunting, everyone! :salutes!:

Divert your eyes if necessary!

so sir
i have to wait till im a EG till i am eligable to be
in his Barracks?

At 12/20/05 11:46 PM, Shoithestealth wrote: so sir
i have to wait till im a EG till i am eligable to be
in his Barracks?

although you may not have been asking me specificly, yes. you must be an EG to enlilst here. you could still post here if Master Sergeant EagleRock permits it. but in the mean time, you could check out the NG police Department. you can ask to join them there, if you havn't already, since you are a lieutenant. but once you earn your stripes, you are more than welcome to enlist here.

At 12/21/05 12:05 AM, Grizzley wrote: although you may not have been asking me specificly, yes. you must be an EG to enlilst here. you could still post here if Master Sergeant EagleRock permits it.

Well, like I've said in the past, anyone with vested interest in protecting our Portal is our friend and is welcome here. However, I do agree with PFC Grizzley, as you might find the NGPD HQ more suited to the likes of yourself.

In the meantime, get out on that Portal and prove yourself! Hooah!

What a good day.... I have about 12 to 14 hours of straight portal work... Thanks to viruses... That should boost my B/P Per day a little.

At 12/21/05 01:33 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What a good day.... I have about 12 to 14 hours of straight portal work... Thanks to viruses... That should boost my B/P Per day a little.

Good to hear, sir! I had a great day myself, considering I had a final examination of one of my training courses today. I was able to procure about 150 B/P, putting me almost 120 points above my quota (as I was 70 points ahead yesterday). I have indeed shifted ahead my schedule a day, which means it will take me one less day to make my ultimate goal!

Judging by feedback, I can sense this was a great day for all, and would like to congratulate everyone on a job well done out there on the Portal! Hooah!

Until tomorrow, I shall retire to the bunks. Good night, soldiers!

*salutes*

At 12/20/05 12:22 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Voting 0 on all UJ entries?

I wouldn't view that as BAD, per se. It's more stupid. The flashes which deserve to get protected by and large get protected, while the ones which don't get blammed. The Justice only works one way, if a flash is good and gets blammed, it can be re-submited, but if it gets protected, there is very little that can be done.

At 12/20/05 11:42 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:

Good progress, Private! Keep it up and I'm sure your CO's will promote you tomorrow!

*General Salute*

*Salute*

Kind of redundant, isn't it? :-)

Oh well. *salutes*

lol...actually sir, a general salute is when more than one superior officer is saluted at once. A salute is when 1 superior officer is saluted. I'm, pretty sure thats how it goes anyway..o well.

Speaking of my promotion, I am currently 25 B/P points away from PFC. It shouldn't be to difficult to attain this rank by days end, I'm glad to say!

*Salutes*

At 12/20/05 10:08 PM, nimmer wrote: so i guess i should start bossing people around.

If you say so, sir!

let's all have a drink on me first, with what NG pays me as a general, i can afford it *g*
let's see beer for the soldiers and whatever they want for the officers. should make ... right.

Thank you sir, that always helps morale, though don't go spending all of your grounds gold on us.

i should be one of the few bringing their own blam tank AND blam jet.
i guess this is the infantry.

I'm still using a modified howitzer when the BB atack, but other than that, I use my Rifle with blamunition and a protection net-gun.

At 12/20/05 11:42 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I thought almost all of the Elite Guard was infantry, sir! Oh well, I guess I don't know that much as a Sergeant...damn "need to know basis..."

yeah well; the old timers from BC still have the best equipment. thanks to capn_g. i believe NGA had a cavalery as well.

anyway master-sergeant EBR where is the general staff and who's there? you still have plenty of time to get drunk after that.

At 12/21/05 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm still using a modified howitzer when the BB atack, but other than that, I use my Rifle with blamunition and a protection net-gun.

i've seen a couple of those crappy guns.
this is what i'm talking about.
/me shows cap's blam jet

At 12/20/05 12:49 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Well that makes me feel better then, sir! Thank you!

No problem, sir. However, it was IscRulz that brought up the conversation about voting 0 on all UJ entries. >_<

At 12/20/05 06:30 PM, -Rule- wrote: Sorry to post this alot early, but I'm excited that this group was made, because things like Clock Day, will be coming out way, and we now have a crew.

Ah, Clock Day. I remember the chaos on Clock Day 2005. It was loads of fun. Even before that day happened, I was working on a flash since I got a 3 day BBS ban. When my ban ended and came on NG, I saw the portal flooded with lots of clock entries. I thought someone was spamming the portal like crazy, but it was just Clock Day. The flash I worked on, it wasn't finished and I uploaded the flash since I know it would get passed easily. XD

Well, my christmas holidays have just started. I'll be on NG a lot over the holidays, so I'll see how well I do with B/P during my time off school.

At 12/21/05 04:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: I wouldn't view that as BAD, per se. It's more stupid. The flashes which deserve to get protected by and large get protected, while the ones which don't get blammed.

In any other context, sir, I would really be making fun of that statement, referring to you as Captain Obvious. Unfortunately, that isn't so common sense to some of these users sometimes...

At 12/21/05 08:09 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote:

*General Salute*

*Salute*

Kind of redundant, isn't it? :-)

lol...actually sir, a general salute is when more than one superior officer is saluted at once. A salute is when 1 superior officer is saluted. I'm, pretty sure thats how it goes anyway..o well.

True, but if you had already done a general salute to all of us, why would you need an extra salute to me? ;-)

BTW, I do understand, Private. I'm just making humor of it.

Speaking of my promotion, I am currently 25 B/P points away from PFC. It shouldn't be to difficult to attain this rank by days end, I'm glad to say!

*Salutes*

It'd be nice to see you promoted today! Good luck!

At 12/21/05 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you sir, that always helps morale, though don't go spending all of your grounds gold on us.

That quote, sir, just made my day!

i should be one of the few bringing their own blam tank AND blam jet.
i guess this is the infantry.

I'm still using a modified howitzer when the BB atack, but other than that, I use my Rifle with blamunition and a protection net-gun.

I find I do best with my infantry weapons, as I need little to take out most of the offending units out there. You surely don't need a howitzer for a 20KB flash!

I usually use a modified version of the Blam Rifle with a 2x scope...this allows me partial sniping power as well as full automatic thrust. My sidearm uses .50AE blamunition and packs quite a whollup!

I also keep a huge blamitar (blam scimitar) on my back for those close-melee fights. I find that comes most in handy when entrants are just about to pass through the Portal and I need a quick melee weapon to stop them.

At 12/21/05 09:10 AM, nimmer wrote:

At 12/20/05 11:42 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I thought almost all of the Elite Guard was infantry, sir! Oh well, I guess I don't know that much as a Sergeant...damn "need to know basis..."

yeah well; the old timers from BC still have the best equipment. thanks to capn_g. i believe NGA had a cavalery as well.

anyway master-sergeant EBR where is the general staff and who's there? you still have plenty of time to get drunk after that.

Respectfully, sir, my moniker is EagleRock. EagleBellRock is simply what I go by for this holiday season. You can view my sig to see my poor attempt at humor if you will, sir.

We do have a full roster which is currently being maintained by Sergeant Major Major_punk, the Barracks Records Officer. We have other officers, such as General XwaynecoltX, the Barracks Advancement Officer, and Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, our Barracks Relations Officer. Let us not forget Brigadier General TITROTU, our Barracks Portal Operations Officer. Hopefully I can petition for more officers, soon, as I feel the Barracks need them, and those that participate in our Barracks should be given their due respect.

At 12/21/05 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote:

i've seen a couple of those crappy guns.
this is what i'm talking about.
/me shows cap's blam jet

That is truly a nice jet, sir. I would li ke to design a new list of armaments for the Barracks, but do not feel my artistic abilities up to the job. I will dabble with the idea after my training examinations are complete (Thursday), but we will see then, sir.

Hmm...if someone feels up to the job and can show us some work, we might have ourselves a Barracks Munitions Officer. I'll see what I can do in the meantime! As General Nimmer has said, the Elite Guard is in the need of proper weaponry!

At 12/21/05 09:39 AM, EagleBellRock wrote:

At 12/21/05 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you sir, that always helps morale, though don't go spending all of your grounds gold on us.

That quote, sir, just made my day!

Thank you, I try to make a difference. Currently, I'm making a difference on the portal

At 12/20/05 10:08 PM, nimmer wrote: so i guess i should start bossing people around.

Sir, yes sir! What should I do sir?

At 12/21/05 12:10 AM, EagleBellRock wrote:

At 12/21/05 12:05 AM, Grizzley wrote: although you may not have been asking me specificly, yes. you must be an EG to enlilst here. you could still post here if Master Sergeant EagleRock permits it.

Well, like I've said in the past, anyone with vested interest in protecting our Portal is our friend and is welcome here. However, I do agree with PFC Grizzley, as you might find the NGPD HQ more suited to the likes of yourself.

In the meantime, get out on that Portal and prove yourself! Hooah!

Very well said,
Report is good in Snowy_Beast's sector, the worthy are passing and you can be assured that the crappy, corrupt one are bloc!
Today, I can only have a great day, I should receive promotion witch would follow the upgrade of my weapon (this should help me close and open the portal gate with an iron fist!)

At 12/21/05 09:38 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 12/20/05 06:30 PM, -Rule- wrote: Sorry to post this alot early, but I'm excited that this group was made, because things like Clock Day, will be coming out way, and we now have a crew.

Ah, Clock Day. I remember the chaos on Clock Day 2005.

Has you say sir! That was a hell of a day! More than 50 flashes where under judgment at the same time, I don't recall but more than 1,000 clock flashes pass that day.

At 12/21/05 08:09 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Speaking of my promotion, I am currently 25 B/P points away from PFC. It shouldn't be to difficult to attain this rank by days end, I'm glad to say!

good work private. congrats on your well expected promotion. my promotion is expected in 27 points. give or take a few, some are under judgment.

At 12/21/05 09:39 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Respectfully, sir, my moniker is EagleRock. EagleBellRock is simply what I go by for this holiday season. You can view my sig to see my poor attempt at humor if you will, sir.

lol sir, i must have seen you say this at least 100 times. no matter how many times you say this, the troops just keep calling you EBR. sorry sir, but i found this to be huorous. : lol

That is truly a nice jet, sir. I would li ke to design a new list of armaments for the Barracks, but do not feel my artistic abilities up to the job. I will dabble with the idea after my training examinations are complete (Thursday), but we will see then, sir.

it is a nice piece of equipment sir. what type of armaments does it have? and Master Sergeant ER, i don't thini that the appearence of the weapon should make any difference. just as lomg as it fires. i could care less of how shiney my weapon is when i'm in the battlefield.

Hmm...if someone feels up to the job and can show us some work, we might have ourselves a Barracks Munitions Officer. I'll see what I can do in the meantime! As General Nimmer has said, the Elite Guard is in the need of proper weaponry!

sir, i found a flash that lets you make your own rifle. and here it is sir. hopefully this could help sir.

The portal is moving quite slowly... I suggest EagleRock to make DEFCON to 4 or 3... I even had time to play some of the top games and no new submissions are very visible...

At 12/21/05 11:10 AM, Snowy_Beast wrote: Has you say sir! That was a hell of a day! More than 50 flashes where under judgment at the same time, I don't recall but more than 1,000 clock flashes pass that day.

Oh yes, that was one of the most craziest parts of Clock Day. Over 50 flashes were under judgment. That really did scare me at first, but sooner, I found it so much fun with all those flashes getting submitted. :D There was only around 200 submissions deleted that day and the rest passed (maybe around 50 got flagged).

I'll post a screenshot of the 50 most recent flashes on Clock Day.

DEFCON Update:

In order to assure others, I am just stating that the DEFCON has been at DEFCON 4 and will remain there until further notice. Since 20 December at 0322 hours the DEFCON has been constant. I apologize for any confusion I have caused by lack of DEFCON updates.

At 12/21/05 10:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you, I try to make a difference. Currently, I'm making a difference on the portal

That is our duty, sir! I am glad to have superior officers that do so! Hooah!

At 12/21/05 11:10 AM, Snowy_Beast wrote: Very well said,

Thank you, SIR!

*salutes*

Today, I can only have a great day, I should receive promotion witch would follow the upgrade of my weapon (this should help me close and open the portal gate with an iron fist!)

Wow...you expect to make over 175 points today? Good luck with that...if so, I'm sure the Sergeant Major position will serve you well!

Has you say sir! That was a hell of a day! More than 50 flashes where under judgment at the same time, I don't recall but more than 1,000 clock flashes pass that day.

Wow...what I missed...If only I returned to Newgrounds but a month earlier...

At 12/21/05 11:36 AM, Grizzley wrote: good work private. congrats on your well expected promotion. my promotion is expected in 27 points. give or take a few, some are under judgment.

I can see congratulations will be in order soon...

At 12/21/05 09:39 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Respectfully, sir, my moniker is EagleRock. EagleBellRock is simply what I go by for this holiday season. You can view my sig to see my poor attempt at humor if you will, sir.

lol sir, i must have seen you say this at least 100 times. no matter how many times you say this, the troops just keep calling you EBR. sorry sir, but i found this to be huorous. : lol

Sadly, I think it's funny too...though, whenver I tell someone, they generally get it...

I'll just keep doing this until past the holiday...then out with the name!

Hmm...if someone feels up to the job and can show us some work, we might have ourselves a Barracks Munitions Officer. I'll see what I can do in the meantime! As General Nimmer has said, the Elite Guard is in the need of proper weaponry!

sir, i found a flash that lets you make your own rifle. and here it is sir. hopefully this could help sir.

Actually, PFC, I think that is an excellent tool for the task! Tonight, after my busy day, I will dabble with it and attempt to start making an armory! As long as noone objects to my use of this flash for the guns, it shall be done!

Keep in mind I will have detailed stats and back-stories on the weapons. It won't just be a picture. Perhaps, eventually, we can have a website with an armory just like the NGPD HQ. Until that time, I will attempt to try my hand at weapons!

At 12/21/05 11:59 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: The portal is moving quite slowly... I suggest EagleRock to make DEFCON to 4 or 3... I even had time to play some of the top games and no new submissions are very visible...

Indeed, sir. We are currently at DEFCON 4 and I see no need for a change. It has been DEFCON 4 since 20 December at 0322 hours. The Portal has been rather constant and has had no lasting surges of entrants. Thank you for the heads-up though, sir!

At 12/21/05 12:11 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'll post a screenshot of the 50 most recent flashes on Clock Day.

Insane, sir! I'm sure it must be annoying to try to get past the top 50 flash to see the ones closest to the end of judgement (that is, going through the whole Portal listing to find the beginning of the list!!)

At 12/21/05 12:11 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'll post a screenshot of the 50 most recent flashes on Clock Day.

First off let me say: Damn!
Second, am I right to think that when there are over 50 UJ flashes then with each one blammed or saved the 51# will enter the list and become 50#, correct? I wasn't there on that day but the most flash movies under judgment at once that I have ever seen was just over 30... And I'm talking about an average day...

At 12/21/05 12:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 12/21/05 12:11 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'll post a screenshot of the 50 most recent flashes on Clock Day.

First off let me say: Damn!
Second, am I right to think that when there are over 50 UJ flashes then with each one blammed or saved the 51# will enter the list and become 50#, correct?

I would think so, sir. But you could always click the link "View 'em all" below and get the master list...it will say if it is under judgement there as well. At least you could do that until you catch up enough to use just the top 50 list!

----------------

Also, fellow soldiers, seeing as I haven't been back here for that long, I'd appreciate someone explaing the following image below. I see it everywhere and don't quite get what it is or where it came from (nor do I have any clue on how to search for it on the BBS...):

At 12/21/05 12:14 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Don't worry about the lack of DEFCON updates. It's alright.

Insane, sir! I'm sure it must be annoying to try to get past the top 50 flash to see the ones closest to the end of judgement (that is, going through the whole Portal listing to find the beginning of the list!!)

Yeah, it was annoying to try and get through all of those flashes, but I eventually made it.

At 12/21/05 12:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Also, fellow soldiers, seeing as I haven't been back here for that long, I'd appreciate someone explaing the following image below. I see it everywhere and don't quite get what it is or where it came from (nor do I have any clue on how to search for it on the BBS...):

It came from the thread So are will still friends?, which is based on the thread Hi, I'm YoinK. I guess that's where the YoinK's long neck thing came up as well.

At 12/21/05 12:29 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Don't worry about the lack of DEFCON updates. It's alright.

Thank you, sir. I will of course update the DEFCON when I feel it necessary. Until the time comes, it will stay where it is.

It came from the thread So are will still friends?, which is based on the thread Hi, I'm YoinK. I guess that's where the YoinK's long neck thing came up as well.

Well that clears a lot up for me, sir. Thank you! It makes me wonder what YoinK did to get made fun of so much...I guess it started here when he got made about the picture posted...

I had to decline to vote protection on a friend’s submission not long ago... It would have degraded the both of us to if I voted well on it... even though he was a friend I had to blam it...here is the poor guy's work . We are in the mafia together...

At 12/21/05 09:10 AM, nimmer wrote:
yeah well; the old timers from BC still have the best equipment. thanks to capn_g. i believe NGA had a cavalery as well.

I really wish I was around for that.

anyway master-sergeant EBR where is the general staff and who's there? you still have plenty of time to get drunk after that.

I will make a full membership list during the Christmas holidays, but just to give you an idea we have around 40 members but that number will probibly shrink to 30+ because im only gonna include the actives.

by Sergeant Major Major_punk...

I like how that sounds.

That is truly a nice jet, sir. I would li ke to design a new list of armaments for the Barracks, but do not feel my artistic abilities up to the job. I will dabble with the idea after my training examinations are complete (Thursday), but we will see then, sir.

That would be awesome.

vote +1

the Elite Guard is in the need of proper weaponry!

Hah, We need someone to join who has a lot of experience with flash and some free time.

At 12/21/05 11:36 AM, Grizzley wrote:

sir, i found a flash that lets you make your own rifle. and here it is sir. hopefully this could help sir.

Excellent find! I quickly made one in like 2 minutes. (for some reason it has 2 triggers)

Yay 25+ pages!

Yey... only 997 points to go before my next rank. I thought that the jump in quantity would hold me back but I'm doing quite well with it... Now to gain those spares to fall back on tomorrow if something happens.

At 12/21/05 03:29 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I had to decline to vote protection on a friend’s submission not long ago... It would have degraded the both of us to if I voted well on it... even though he was a friend I had to blam it...here is the poor guy's work . We are in the mafia together...

I know the person too (vaguely), sir, and I unfortunately had to vote the way I felt it fair. I feel bad, but I console myself in that I did my soverign duty as an Elite Guard.

At 12/21/05 03:43 PM, Major_punk wrote: I really wish I was around for that.

Me too, sir. However, I hopefully will be able to develop some advanced munitions in the near future for the Barracks. I'm sure my skill will be poor at first, and I will probably have to start with pistols. I will post some updates on the armory tonight.

In case you didn't notice, I'm gonna start with basic, crappy guns so that the guns get cooler as I go along... :-)

I will make a full membership list during the Christmas holidays, but just to give you an idea we have around 40 members but that number will probibly shrink to 30+ because im only gonna include the actives.

Sounds great, sir! We can't wait!

by Sergeant Major Major_punk...

I like how that sounds.

Me too, sir. :-)

At 12/21/05 11:36 AM, Grizzley wrote:

sir, i found a flash that lets you make your own rifle. and here it is sir. hopefully this could help sir.

Excellent find! I quickly made one in like 2 minutes. (for some reason it has 2 triggers)

Don't worry, sir...I will make some basic munitions tonight for the Guard, complete with specs and details!

Yay 25+ pages!

Yay!

At 12/21/05 04:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yey... only 997 points to go before my next rank. I thought that the jump in quantity would hold me back but I'm doing quite well with it... Now to gain those spares to fall back on tomorrow if something happens.

Good luck, sir! I hope your advancement goes well!

Also, sir, if you don't mind me asking...what on Earth is a nitroglycerin sniper???

I regret to inform you all that a submission from an author named "Clownish _Bastard" was file-swapped into another Barney Bunch movie. It couldn't be stopped, as the profile didn't look as if it was set up in a hurry, and the orignal movie submitted was quite good. It appears peace has once again been shattered on the Portal...

At 12/21/05 09:10 AM, nimmer wrote: i've seen a couple of those crappy guns.
this is what i'm talking about.
/me shows cap's blam jet

Ha now theres a jet i have not seen in a long time hehe, nice to see you around nimmer...

~X~

Also a small spattering of Robot Crew entries gave me a half dozen or so blam points...today has been nice and prosperous to me so far!
I got a lovely early-Christmas present from my grandmother today...she bought me Flash!!! Isn't she an awesome old lady? lol. It'll be a long while before I submit anything, though...all I can do right now is tween a stick figure across the screen, lol...but hopefully, when I get something through judgement, people won't be able to pull the "you don't have any flash" card any time I give a critical review.
I'm back to the portal! :salutes: good hunting!