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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 11:33:03


At 12/20/05 11:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, since Xmas day is traditionally one of the quietest days of the year

True, it is. However, I will try and get a few B/P on christmas day. I don't need to get a hell lot. Just a few will do. I will need to deposit on christmas day as well and to check through the BBS, so there's an excuse for me being on the internet on that day.

At 12/20/05 11:16 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Sorry, sir. That was a typo.

Ah, alright.

That could be a fun day, sir. :-)

Indeed it will, sir. I've emailed Wade about who that person is, so hopefully his actual accounts will get axed.

If you don't mind, sir, could you tell me what you mean by "nerfed?" I have an idea of what it is, but I'd like to know what specifically happens.

Basically Wade resetting your B/P and EXP to 0. He's done it to someone before and could do it again to anyone who does the same action.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 11:46:39


At 12/20/05 11:33 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Basically Wade resetting your B/P and EXP to 0. He's done it to someone before and could do it again to anyone who does the same action.

What the hells did they do to get 'nerfed'? It's got to be something bad, but not bad enough to have your account terminated, kind of similar to second degree murder.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 11:56:08


ok i found the barracks now all i have to find is the enlistment.

EGG Nimmer reporting in.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 11:56:24


At 12/20/05 11:16 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Jeez, Sergeant! What is your daily quota? I'm calculated my number based on 100 B/P a day. How many B/P do you expect to get daily?

The two of us have the same quota... Just that because I already have a slight edge on you I'll get it a bit sooner. I have about 217 days before EGSC... Also then I'll be less than a month away from level 12... We have a same quota calculation... While my average stands at 85 point something I have been getting to a hundred a day lately so I'll stick with it... On a good day I have no problem picking up a few spares for the next day and get around 150-170 points... also I like moving in B/P numbers. The top 200 isn't that far... I move around 5 places a day lately. But let's not make this a stat topic... Anything other then stats going on?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:19:21


At 12/20/05 11:33 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Basically Wade resetting your B/P and EXP to 0. He's done it to someone before and could do it again to anyone who does the same action.

I assume he does this if you are voting 0 no matter what flash it is. What would happen if you have a huge string of flashes that are not worthy of the Portal? Now I'm worried!

At 12/20/05 11:56 AM, nimmer wrote: ok i found the barracks now all i have to find is the enlistment.

EGG Nimmer reporting in.

Welcome to the Barracks, General! Glad to have you here!

*salutes*

At 12/20/05 11:56 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 12/20/05 11:16 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Jeez, Sergeant! What is your daily quota? I'm calculated my number based on 100 B/P a day. How many B/P do you expect to get daily?
The two of us have the same quota... Just that because I already have a slight edge on you I'll get it a bit sooner. I have about 217 days before EGSC...

Duh. I was thinking when I replied that you were Sergeant SlashFirestorm...I'm under a lot of stress and was making the replies quickly, Praporshchik, sir...I hope you can forgive me for this tremendous mixup...

I'm so screwed up right now I can't even recognize the Barracks Relations Officer! For shame!

But yes, that sounds good! Good luck to EGSC, sir!

But let's not make this a stat topic... Anything other then stats going on?

Agreed, sir. I think we should limit our topics to the end of the day, maybe. End-of-day reports are not out of line, but talking about it all day can get boring, sir.

Anyway, it's great to have a new General in the Barracks, and I wish everyone good luck on the Portal today! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:22:12


At 12/20/05 11:46 AM, Coop83 wrote: What the hells did they do to get 'nerfed'? It's got to be something bad, but not bad enough to have your account terminated, kind of similar to second degree murder.

Voting 0 on all UJ entries?

At 12/20/05 11:56 AM, nimmer wrote: ok i found the barracks now all i have to find is the enlistment.

Welcome, General nimmer!

EGG Nimmer reporting in.

*salutes*

At 12/20/05 12:19 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I assume he does this if you are voting 0 no matter what flash it is. What would happen if you have a huge string of flashes that are not worthy of the Portal? Now I'm worried!

Don't worry, sir. It's only if you vote 0 on every single UJ flash you see, even if the flash contains good quality. If there's a hugh string of crap flashes, try to vote 1 on some of them, maybe.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:32:41


At 12/20/05 12:19 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Duh. I was thinking when I replied that you were Sergeant SlashFirestorm...I'm under a lot of stress and was making the replies quickly, Praporshchik, sir...I hope you can forgive me for this tremendous mixup...

No worries friend... I too am glad to have a general here... I understood something was not right when you called me sergeant and said geez... also in time to come a friend of mine might be submitting to the portal. My sarcasm and sense of humor gives him rough sketches which he translates to flash... I warned him well about NG standards I think his flash will pass. I helped him on the concept idea... I hope his flash will make the portal because he is wasting days and nights with action script and drawing on Flash... I gave up after one night when I realized even if I got it I'd never have the time to do so.

Any way all is forgiven Sergeant First Class but try and speak to me with the proper respect and understanding of who I am... (Well basically, not SlashFirstorm ).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:43:30


I wish to enlist in the Elite Gaurd Sir! Permission to join Sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:49:07


At 12/20/05 12:22 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:
At 12/20/05 12:19 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I assume he does this if you are voting 0 no matter what flash it is. What would happen if you have a huge string of flashes that are not worthy of the Portal? Now I'm worried!
Don't worry, sir. It's only if you vote 0 on every single UJ flash you see, even if the flash contains good quality. If there's a hugh string of crap flashes, try to vote 1 on some of them, maybe.

Well that makes me feel better then, sir! Thank you!

At 12/20/05 12:32 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: No worries friend... I too am glad to have a general here... I understood something was not right when you called me sergeant and said geez...

Thank you for the understanding, SIR!

a1lso in time to come a friend of mine might be submitting to the portal. My sarcasm and sense of humor gives him rough sketches which he translates to flash... I warned him well about NG standards I think his flash will pass. I helped him on the concept idea... I hope his flash will make the portal because he is wasting days and nights with action script and drawing on Flash... I gave up after one night when I realized even if I got it I'd never have the time to do so.

I will keep on the lookout, sir. Wish him good luck in his passing judgement!

Any way all is forgiven Sergeant First Class but try and speak to me with the proper respect and understanding of who I am... (Well basically, not SlashFirstorm ).

You will, of course, receive the respect due your rank from now, on, Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, SIR!

*salutes*

P.S. - It's Master Sergeant now... :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:51:39


At 12/20/05 12:43 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: I wish to enlist in the Elite Gaurd Sir! Permission to join Sir!

As an officer you have several ranks to go through before the Elite Guard ranks but any one from a Security Guard to a Police Captain can join the NG police HQ Come back when you are an Elite Guard Private. But first make your way to Security Guard and Join the Police HQ…


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 12:53:13


Sir! yes Sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 13:14:34


At 12/20/05 12:53 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: Sir! yes Sir!

I see that was well-handled. Thank you Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 13:30:52


At 12/20/05 01:14 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I see that was well-handled. Thank you Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, sir!

Ant time... People here are so much nicer than in the mafia... I'm used to people going out on a spam rampage after being rejected... We just had to ban another dude for 30 days over there... we have some mod friends but no regulars so unless its really a problem they won't dig too deep but Denvish didn't waste a second and banned the guys ass and deleted all posts regarding him...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 14:25:26


*salutes*

I have some news. BB has strike again in the portal hurry blam vote 0!

This has been my post hurry!

Thank You

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 14:31:59


At 12/20/05 01:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ant time... People here are so much nicer than in the mafia... I'm used to people going out on a spam rampage after being rejected... We just had to ban another dude for 30 days over there... we have some mod friends but no regulars so unless its really a problem they won't dig too deep but Denvish didn't waste a second and banned the guys ass and deleted all posts regarding him...

I'm glad to see you think the Barracks are filled with nice people...I certainly would hope they are, sir!

I'm sorry to hear about the Mafia's troubles, but it's good to hear you have strong allies on your side, sir!

At 12/20/05 02:25 PM, JohnCena751 wrote: I have some news. BB has strike again in the portal hurry blam vote 0!

This has been my post hurry!

Please be advised that informing of Barney Bunch flash is no longer done in the Barracks. We of the Elite Guard are excellent at finding these flash, which is why we have the ranks we do. In the future, rather than post a BB spotting, remember that the Elite Guard has probably already found the flash and acted on it.

Thanks for your cooperation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 15:37:18


At 12/20/05 01:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 12/20/05 01:14 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I see that was well-handled. Thank you Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, sir!
Ant time... People here are so much nicer than in the mafia... I'm used to people going out on a spam rampage after being rejected... We just had to ban another dude for 30 days over there...

hey! i'm in the mafia too, does that mean that i'm not nice huh?! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 16:10:58


At 12/20/05 10:17 AM, EagleBellRock wrote:
At 12/20/05 08:10 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: -Mitsubishi- falling in, sir! Sorry for being so late with my report, but I recieved yet another rediculous ban. Oh, well. At least it was only 12-hours :)
I saw the post that got you the ban, Private. I don't know if Newgrundling was so out of line...

I agree, sir! I admit, I should have read more of the responses before making my own. This particular 12-hour ban was probably a good move on Newgrundling's part. However, I remain true on my belief that bans are handed out a little too easily, in some cases...

Anyway, onto the defense of the portal. If the input of flash remains strong throughout the night, I MAY become a PVC by tomorrow night. As well, I hope to see you in the barrcks soon JonCena751! Good luck with the enrollment training at the Police Headquaters!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 16:25:05


At 12/20/05 04:10 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: I agree, sir! I admit, I should have read more of the responses before making my own. This particular 12-hour ban was probably a good move on Newgrundling's part. However, I remain true on my belief that bans are handed out a little too easily, in some cases...

I am glad that you agree with me, Private. Also, I do agree with you, in some cases, bans are handed out too easily. However, if that is the case, e-mail the moderator about it and plead your case! I've heard of many cases where bans were lifted due to an e-mail to the mod defending your actions. I recommend those actions if you find yourself in that spot in the future.

Anyway, onto the defense of the portal. If the input of flash remains strong throughout the night, I MAY become a PVC by tomorrow night. As well, I hope to see you in the barrcks soon JonCena751! Good luck with the enrollment training at the Police Headquaters!

Good luck with Private First Class (it's PFC, not PVC), Private! I'm sure you'll make it by tomorrow!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 16:48:41


At 12/20/05 03:37 PM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: hey! i'm in the mafia too, does that mean that i'm not nice huh?! :P

I was referring prospects fallen one. Face the fact that around here they are much nicer. But you were no goodie goodie in the mafia once too, remember? You owe your complete entry to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 16:57:25


At 12/20/05 04:48 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I was referring prospects fallen one. Face the fact that around here they are much nicer. But you were no goodie goodie in the mafia once too, remember? You owe your complete entry to me.

i know there much nicer here, i was just kidding.
euh... right :s


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 18:30:50


Ah, almost the end of 2005. And in with 2006.

You know what that means?
Sorry to post this alot early, but I'm excited that this group was made, because things like Clock Day, will be coming out way, and we now have a crew.


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we even have 2 crews, this one and the NGPD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 19:46:48


At 12/20/05 06:30 PM, -Rule- wrote: Ah, almost the end of 2005. And in with 2006.

You know what that means?
Sorry to post this alot early, but I'm excited that this group was made, because things like Clock Day, will be coming out way, and we now have a crew.

Exactly what day is Clock Day, sir? It sounds like it'll be a lucrative day for all!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 20:18:48


At 12/20/05 07:46 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:
Exactly what day is Clock Day, sir? It sounds like it'll be a lucrative day for all!

This link may help

It all started when a user by the name of StrawberryClock started submitting crappy flash animations to the Portal. This led to a large following of users who hated StrawberryClock! Eventually StrawberryClock vanished, and from the ashes appeared a new group of clocks which formed the Clock Crew! These clocks however were different. These clocks cared about Newgrounds, and wanted to spread peace and love to all the users. While some of their early Flash work wasn't the best, they quickly got the hang of things and started submitting better, and funnier Flash movies. Now they have developed into loveable characters, starring in many different Flash movies along side other NG users, and even the NG Crew!

On August 15th Many Many NG users submit clock crew submissions because pretty much everything on that day passes from mass voting.
Last time I tryed to fight the current until around noon.
But when the score change text was disabled I had no idea what was going on so I logged off and let the day pass by.
There was over 1,000 entries submitted and I only received about 60-70 points.
This upcoming clock day I hope to get 500+

Ya ill let a 2 slide this time.

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it's good to be back after a day and a half of wonderful and hard labour in the yard. i was away for longer than expected sir, sorry about that.

At 12/19/05 12:10 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I think, PFC, in regards to silver vs. gold, Tom and the bunch just wished to different.

that's what i thought too sir.

However, if that upsets you, I'm surprised the Sergeant ranks don't upset you more! After all, Staff Sergeant takes the insignia of First Sergeants, SFC of Sergeant Major, Master Sergeant of Command Sergeant Major, and Sergeant Major of Sergeant Major of the Army. I believe that is due to the fact you couldn't fit those insiginia with the three chevrons of the Sergeant rank, never mind the loops below.

o.O well, sir, army ranks arn't my specialty, but thank you for the extra info. i know only a few, maybe up to staff sergeant. but i'm better with the navy ranks. we should have a decision when we get the EG to be in any of the services. it might be a little too much to add or do but that would be cool to have.

At 12/19/05 05:31 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Well, fellow soldiers, I am pleased to announce that my CO's have deemed me ready for another promotion, so I shall be known hereforth as Master Sergeant EagleRock! I am very glad that my superiors felt me ready for the promotion, and plan to serve my Portal even more with my added rank, power, and authority!

congradulations sir.

i know i'm late but, better late then never.

*salutes*

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At 12/20/05 08:18 PM, Major_punk wrote: On August 15th Many Many NG users submit clock crew submissions because pretty much everything on that day passes from mass voting.

Well, that clears that up...

This upcoming clock day I hope to get 500+
Ya ill let a 2 slide this time.

Good luck with that, sir!

At 12/20/05 08:37 PM, Grizzley wrote: it's good to be back after a day and a half of wonderful and hard labour in the yard. i was away for longer than expected sir, sorry about that.

Quite alright, PFC.

o.O well, sir, army ranks arn't my specialty, but thank you for the extra info. i know only a few, maybe up to staff sergeant. but i'm better with the navy ranks. we should have a decision when we get the EG to be in any of the services. it might be a little too much to add or do but that would be cool to have.

I don't think it'll be necessary, PFC. After all, the protection of the Portal is our main goal!

congradulations sir.
i know i'm late but, better late then never.
*salutes*

Thank you very much, Private First Class! Yes, it is true...better late than never! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 21:28:16


-Mitsubishi- falling in, sir!

Blam/Protect Points Attained (Today) -- 45+ [some are still Under Judgement, sir!]

Blam/Protect Points Attained (Yesterday) -- 20

Hours Spent Defending Portal (Today) -- 4

Hours Spent Defending Portal (Yesterday) -- 4

Well, things are going well in terms of my promotion. The higher ups felt I needed to step up my game in terms of B/P points and I felt I accomplished that today. Hopefully, they will see fit to promote me by tomorrow's end. -Mitsubishi-, sining off!

*General Salute*

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 21:31:05


At 12/20/05 09:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: I don't think it'll be necessary, PFC. After all, the protection of the Portal is our main goal!

aye sir. it was just a thought though.

Thank you very much, Private First Class! Yes, it is true...better late than never! Hooah!

thank you sir. to me, not responding to a senior's promotion isn't the most respectful of occaisions.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 22:08:11


so i guess i should start bossing people around.

WTF

let's all have a drink on me first, with what NG pays me as a general, i can afford it *g*
let's see beer for the soldiers and whatever they want for the officers. should make ... right .

i should be one of the few bringing their own blam tank AND blam jet.
i guess this is the infantry.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 23:19:42


hmm this looks nice
reminds me of the NGA days
::sniff:: aww yes good good days
n e ways down to bussiness a friend of mine which is a 5 star
yall might know him as IM_KOOL_R_U would probly like to join this
establishment

thanks for ur time
o and
someon forgot to wash the bathrooms
that kalls for more KP dutie for the privates