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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 18:23:16


At 12/19/05 05:31 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Well, fellow soldiers, I am pleased to announce that my CO's have deemed me ready for another promotion, so I shall be known hereforth as Master Sergeant EagleRock! I am very glad that my superiors felt me ready for the promotion, and plan to serve my Portal even more with my added rank, power, and authority!

congratulations master seargeant eaglebellrock!
i will be promoted yo police captain tommorow (today actually, it's 0:22 am here)

At 12/19/05 04:26 PM, TITROTU wrote: Don't be fooled by the author's comments. The score isn't really 3.43. Just remember that when you vote.
Don't worry, sir. I don't think we would here. :-)

At 12/19/05 04:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: It got blammed...:whew: let's hope they don't try again. Imagine, a BB submission being protected EVERY DAY by mass-voters...:shudder:
*cringes*

I hate when people put "current score" in their notes...not everyone has been here long enough to understand that it's just a trick, and might vote high to get a protection point. The enemy is devious, indeed...
Scary, Corporal! At least we of the Elite Guard won't be so easily fooled! That's why we're here! Perhaps we should share this thought with the NGPD and make sure they are aware of the situation as well!

we're not fools, we know that that's not the real score. i don't think it's needed to inform us about this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 18:35:58


At 12/19/05 06:23 PM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: congratulations master seargeant eaglebellrock!
i will be promoted yo police captain tommorow (today actually, it's 0:22 am here)

Thank you, Police Lieutenant, soon-to-be Captain! However, please call me EagleRock, as EagleBellRock is simply my Christmas name (or, more bluntly, my poor attempt at humor).

we're not fools, we know that that's not the real score. i don't think it's needed to inform us about this.

Of course, Police Lieutenant. Don't get me wrong, as I am not putting down the NGPD at all. We, however, as allies, are always looking out for each other, and my statement was simply a gesture of sharing intel with each other. I would like to eventually, with the NGPD's collaborated efforts, develop a comprehensive guide to deteting Barney Bunch flash before it is fileswapped and potentially have a long-term solution to the fileswapping.

Thoughts, anyone?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 20:25:10


This club moves very fast heh, thats a good thing me thinks, anyways i was on another couple day vacation from the bbs, no not a ban haha just outside time, i did do some blams and saves , moved up a sopt in the rankings, #51...

~X~


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 20:48:03


At 12/19/05 06:35 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: However, please call me EagleRock, as EagleBellRock is simply my Christmas name (or, more bluntly, my poor attempt at humor).

Sir, if I may, combined with your sig I found it quite funny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 21:13:54


At 12/19/05 08:25 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: This club moves very fast heh, thats a good thing me thinks, anyways i was on another couple day vacation from the bbs, no not a ban haha just outside time, i did do some blams and saves , moved up a sopt in the rankings, #51...

~X~

Excellent work, sir! Soon enough you might find yourself on the illustrious top 50! I hope you do, as it will help you inflence others even more! Good luck, sir!

At 12/19/05 08:48 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote:
At 12/19/05 06:35 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: However, please call me EagleRock, as EagleBellRock is simply my Christmas name (or, more bluntly, my poor attempt at humor).
Sir, if I may, combined with your sig I found it quite funny.

You would be the first to say something, Police Lieutenant. I appreciate your supporting my humor!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 21:44:14


Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.

I have just gotten word that the Barney Bunch are planning a full scale attack on Friday, December 23rd. This attack has been code-named, "Dreg Day" and will consist of spam flashes revolving around a user named -Dreg-, who did nothing more than to try and stop the BB's evil plans. As the Barracks Portal Operations Officer, I feel it is my duty to inform you all and discuss ways of stopping this crime. I'm not fully positive that this attack has been confirmed and neither has my tipster. Still, I think it would be wise to assume that the attack will go as planned. That way, we will be ready for any future attacks on the portal.

Be ready, and be prepared.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 21:57:55


If that's true, I'll be ready to do my part in taking them down...I wonder if they'll submit spam normally or fileswap...I hope it's regular submissions, for the blam points...lol.
Well, I'm 45 points from Sergeant...it's highly doubtful I'll get that many in the next three hours (I'm in eastern time) but hey, I still got pretty close. 445 points in 4 days is a decent pace.
And the vote power boost will be valuable in the fight against the BB and "harmless" crap flashes...
If the attack really does occur, I'm sure we'll be ready! If not...well, that's also good, isn't it? Well, I'm going to the portal (and watching wrestling, but I can multitask!)...good hunting, everyone! And Master Sergeant EagleRock, congratulations on your promotion! I will continue to strive to catch up to you, sir! :salutes:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-19 23:08:47


At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote: Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.

*stands at attention*

Great to see you, SIR!

*salutes*

I have just gotten word that the Barney Bunch are planning a full scale attack on Friday, December 23rd. This attack has been code-named, "Dreg Day" and will consist of spam flashes revolving around a user named -Dreg-, who did nothing more than to try and stop the BB's evil plans.

Sad news, as it is, sir. The Barney Bunch have been doubling their efforts lately. This is most unfortunate and will require Elite Guard response for sure!

As the Barracks Portal Operations Officer, I feel it is my duty to inform you all and discuss ways of stopping this crime. I'm not fully positive that this attack has been confirmed and neither has my tipster. Still, I think it would be wise to assume that the attack will go as planned. That way, we will be ready for any future attacks on the portal.

Excellent, sir! I knew you would be perfect for the role, and appreciate your involvement here, SIR! You are indeed an asset to our Barracks!

As per the potential "Dreg Day," I will make sure that Friday will engage full-blown DEFCON 1, as well as my personal involvement there. My training ends on the 22nd, and will allow me an all-day campaign on the Portal.

Be ready, and be prepared.

We will be, sir. Thanks for the intel, sir!

Incidentally, after my training exams, I shall concentrate on petitioning for more roles here in the Barracks. There are plenty of positions needed and soldiers that are definately worthy of the position. I would think it unfair to not recognize those that contribute to the Barracks regularly. I hope to appoint the following in the next few days:

Barracks Recruitment Officer - Charges new recruits with duty to the Portal, informs how to B/P, informs of the NGPD HQ, etc. Reports to the Barracks Relations Officer.

Barracks Intelligence Operations Officer - Responsible for finding out information in the area about Portal activity and attacks, reports to Brigadier General TITROTU, the Barracks Portal Operations Officer.

Barracks Reconaissance Operations Officer - Responsible for daily scouring of information in nearbly areas for intel and other information. Unlike Intel Ops, this is daily work and is more concerned with Barracks relations. reports to Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, the Barracks Relations Officer.

Barracks NGPD Liason - I am hoping to reserve this for Police Lieutenant K-Pingu, as he is current Unit Ops for the NGPD and is well-skilled in the information there. He is almost a Police Captain, which indicates fast advancement. He is indeed an excellent candidate for the Elite Guard, and I expect his arrival into the Barracks soon.

These are suggested positions which I feel will help us well. When I have time in the future, I will draft an officer hierarchy and develop these positions more. Too many of you have gone unrecognized, and I believe it is soon time to recognize those devoted to the Barracks!

Also, if anyone has ideas for other positions, please bring them forth.

At 12/19/05 09:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If that's true, I'll be ready to do my part in taking them down...I wonder if they'll submit spam normally or fileswap...I hope it's regular submissions, for the blam points...lol.

Agreed, Corporal.

Well, I'm 45 points from Sergeant...it's highly doubtful I'll get that many in the next three hours (I'm in eastern time) but hey, I still got pretty close. 445 points in 4 days is a decent pace.

Indeed it is. I usually can make such a pace (especially over a weekend), but my finals-week pace has slowed me down to around 100/day, which fulfills my quota, but isn't my potential.

If the attack really does occur, I'm sure we'll be ready! If not...well, that's also good, isn't it? Well, I'm going to the portal (and watching wrestling, but I can multitask!)...

Indeed, multitasking is the way I get so many points and maintain my other responsibilities!

good hunting, everyone! And Master Sergeant EagleRock, congratulations on your promotion! I will continue to strive to catch up to you, sir! :salutes:

Thank you for your congratulations, Corporal! And you wish to...strive...to...catch...up to me...huh...

Hmm...well...um...till you came around, Corporal, I was the one everyone was scared of...now I know how Sergeant Major Major_punk feels!

I have only one word to say to you about that, Corporal:

ORLY???

*runs to the Portal to catch up on B/P*

;-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 00:08:49


At 12/19/05 08:25 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: This club moves very fast heh, thats a good thing me thinks, anyways i was on another couple day vacation from the bbs, no not a ban haha just outside time, i did do some blams and saves , moved up a sopt in the rankings, #51...

~X~

Sir, amazing work SIR! *salutes you*
When you'll reach sir Xiivi's spot, you will indeed be famous even for inactive and non-NG user.

Snowy_Beast reporting in duty, a pretty good day, quota was hit couple of hours ago, I'll stay on position for tomorrow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 00:37:01


Major genearl iscrulz back form AWOL. I planning on reaching the next rank. Officer EagleBellRock If you desire to court marshall me do so because I plan to vote 5 on every -Dreg- day flash not because of the absense. and to Bridiger Bahamut those are fine plans, now just vote 0 on everything and see if your alt gets nerfed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 00:44:19


At 12/20/05 12:08 AM, Snowy_Beast wrote: Sir, amazing work SIR! *salutes you*
When you'll reach sir Xiivi's spot, you will indeed be famous even for inactive and non-NG user.

Thanks this is probably my 4th time entering the list, my best spot ever was #32 back in the day...

~X~


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 00:49:36


At 12/20/05 12:44 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
At 12/20/05 12:08 AM, Snowy_Beast wrote: Sir, amazing work SIR! *salutes you*
When you'll reach sir Xiivi's spot, you will indeed be famous even for inactive and non-NG user.
Thanks this is probably my 4th time entering the list, my best spot ever was #32 back in the day...

~X~

Yeah I remember... I was close to top 200 back then....
Cameldinosauros (spelling) made you that signature that was saying XwaynecoltX 9,000 reviews! That was a long time ago.... that was actually 4K something reviews ago. Ramagi was first and Fixit second, I remember back in the days...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 01:41:08


At 12/20/05 12:08 AM, Snowy_Beast wrote: Sir, amazing work SIR! *salutes you*
When you'll reach sir Xiivi's spot, you will indeed be famous even for inactive and non-NG user.

Indeeed, he is already famous! He is the top reviewer!

Snowy_Beast reporting in duty, a pretty good day, quota was hit couple of hours ago, I'll stay on position for tomorrow.

Excellent to hear, Master Sergeant!

At 12/20/05 12:37 AM, iscRulz wrote: Major genearl iscrulz back form AWOL. I planning on reaching the next rank. Officer EagleBellRock If you desire to court marshall me do so because I plan to vote 5 on every -Dreg- day flash not because of the absense.

Well, you are part of the Elite Guard, Major General, sir! You are indeed capable of your own decisions, sir, as you have proven through your rank! But, as we have said to First Lieutenant Dream_of_Duke in the past, it is a lesser goal to simply try to gain points rather than protect the Portal. After all, if all of the Barracks votes on a submission fairly, surely that will trump any vote-skewing that could happen! However, sir, you are entitled to the way you wish to vote.

At 12/20/05 12:44 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Thanks this is probably my 4th time entering the list, my best spot ever was #32 back in the day...

~X~

Either way, sir, I wish you luck in achieving whatever goal it is you want to hit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 01:46:54


DEFCON Update:

Glorious.

We have some more anti-phallic flash on Newgrounds, so please be wary, soldiers. The DEFCON Level will stay at DEFCON 3 until morning, as we don't know how many of these flash will come on the Portal until then. Mind your eyes, soldiers!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 02:50:07


I saw it and whistled it...shudder I hate those worse than BB flashes! I'll keep an eye out for them.
I am no longer a Corporal, by the way...I wasn't able to do it before midnight, but an hour and a half after that, I became an Elite Guard Sergeant! Hoo-rah! Awesome. This increased voting power will be useful...now, it's 1000 points to the next rank! Where boys become men, lol...well, where men become bigger, stronger men! My goal: staff sergeant in two weeks. I'll give me a couple extra days this time b/c of Christmas and all, lol.
Don't be worried about the Sergeant, sir, lol. I still have a long way to go to get to you, and you advance about as fast as me, so it'll be a long time, lol.
Well, I'm going to sleep so I can serve the portal well tomorrow! Good night and good hunting! :salutes:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 03:22:10


DEFCON Update:

The action on the Portal has subsided, which has lead me to lowering the DEFCON from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 4 until morning.

At 12/20/05 02:50 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I saw it and whistled it...shudder I hate those worse than BB flashes! I'll keep an eye out for them.

Ugh...so digusting!

I am no longer a Corporal, by the way...I wasn't able to do it before midnight, but an hour and a half after that, I became an Elite Guard Sergeant! Hoo-rah! Awesome. This increased voting power will be useful...now, it's 1000 points to the next rank! Where boys become men, lol...well, where men become bigger, stronger men!

Excellent work, Sergeant! Congratulations on your promotion! May you use that extra voting power wisely!

My goal: staff sergeant in two weeks. I'll give me a couple extra days this time b/c of Christmas and all, lol.

Not a bad goal, especially during the holidays.

Don't be worried about the Sergeant, sir, lol. I still have a long way to go to get to you, and you advance about as fast as me, so it'll be a long time, lol.

Oh I'm not worried...I just find it wierd to have someone with the same B/P rate as me...oh well, I guess it just makes things more interesting!

Incidentally, I'm glad to report I achieved about 125 B/P today. I believe by tomorrow that I will be able to shift up my schedule another day (100 B/P) and bring my total of "skipped" days to 5. This of course makes my schedule shift back a day, which is always good to do with such a lofty goal ahead!

Well, I'm going to sleep so I can serve the portal well tomorrow! Good night and good hunting! :salutes:

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 04:25:43


At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote: Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.

Good to see you again SIR! *salutes*

"Dreg Day" stat rep

Thank you for the intelligence sir, I shall see that my protecting of the portal is even more strenuous than normal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 07:43:47


So far my B/P is working perfectly... and now I'm wondering about should I focus on in NG once I reach the 26th rank... probably whistling and reviewing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 08:10:00


At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote: Lots of great info

Excellent work, sir! This information will certiantly help in our efforts. Unfortunately, I'm not off school, and won't be able to help fend off their attacks until about 4:00pm. I wish you all the best in subduing the culprits, sir!

-Mitsubishi- falling in, sir! Sorry for being so late with my report, but I recieved yet another rediculous ban. Oh, well. At least it was only 12-hours :)

Blam/Protect Points Attained (Dec. 19) -- 20

Blam/Protect Points Attained (Dec. 18) -- 10

Time Spent Defending The Portal (Dec. 19) -- 4 Hours

Time Spent Defending The Portal (Dec. 18) -- 3 Hours

I did better than the previous day, however I am still about 80 B/P points away from PVC...

Congrats on all concerned on their new badges! I hope to be aprt of that very soon!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 08:57:36


Hello my name is JohnCena751 and i recive permission that i can introduce myself here in the Elite Guard Barracks because i will become an Elite Guard soon. Just to let you know that the next time i post i will be an Elite Guard Baracks.

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At 12/20/05 08:57 AM, JohnCena751 wrote: Just to let you know that the next time i post i will be an Elite Guard Baracks.

Just to let you know, you would most likely be an Elite Guard Private. I have no desire to live within you (interpret how you will) but you will be wlocme all the same.

In the meantime, you may find the NG poilce headquaters more to your liking, since you are in training for the Elites, as we speak.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 09:41:08


At 12/20/05 08:57 AM, JohnCena751 wrote: Hello my name is JohnCena751 and i recive permission that i can introduce myself here in the Elite Guard Barracks because i will become an Elite Guard soon. Just to let you know that the next time i post i will be an Elite Guard Baracks.

As an officer you several ranks to go through before the Elite Guard ranks but any one from a Security Guard to a Police Captain can join the NG police HQ... Come back when you are an Elite Guard Private.


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At 12/20/05 07:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: So far my B/P is working perfectly... and now I'm wondering about should I focus on in NG once I reach the 26th rank... probably whistling and reviewing...

I think you should wait until you achieve that rank, Sergeant...I know, according to this schedule, I'll get EGSC in August 16 of 2006...I know I'll think about what to do after EGSC some time around July!

At 12/20/05 08:10 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: -Mitsubishi- falling in, sir! Sorry for being so late with my report, but I recieved yet another rediculous ban. Oh, well. At least it was only 12-hours :)

I saw the post that got you the ban, Private. I don't know if Newgrundling was so out of line...

At 12/20/05 08:57 AM, JohnCena751 wrote: Hello my name is JohnCena751 and i recive permission that i can introduce myself here in the Elite Guard Barracks because i will become an Elite Guard soon. Just to let you know that the next time i post i will be an Elite Guard Baracks.

Great to hear from you, Lieutenant. Hope your journey goes fast!

and a "word life" to you...
At 12/20/05 09:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: Just to let you know, you would most likely be an Elite Guard Private. I have no desire to live within you (interpret how you will) but you will be wlocme all the same.

In the meantime, you may find the NG poilce headquaters more to your liking, since you are in training for the Elites, as we speak.
At 12/20/05 09:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: As an officer you several ranks to go through before the Elite Guard ranks but any one from a Security Guard to a Police Captain can join the NG police HQ... Come back when you are an Elite Guard Private.

Just so you know, sirs, I gave Police Lieutenant JohnCena751 permission to post here. He came up to me individually and asked me permission to post in the Barracks. When I talked to him, he sounded very serious about working his way to the Elite Guard. If I recall, anyone is allowed to come here if they have vested interest in the Portal. Also, potential recruits are always welcome, if they seem up to the challenge. I gave him the link to the NGPD and told him to join there in the meantime, but he has permission to state his intents here.

Wow...we really need a Barracks Recruitment Officer!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-20 10:22:23


Sir, permission to....

Sod that. It's boring. I just want to say that i'm going to spend less time in the portal, meaning that i won't have a 50/day pace as i did before. I do manage to catch submissions that break the rules every now and then, but i feel like i need to spend more time with friends and relatives. I won't be posting here much either.

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At 12/20/05 10:22 AM, Frostbreath wrote: Sir, permission to....

Sod that. It's boring. I just want to say that i'm going to spend less time in the portal, meaning that i won't have a 50/day pace as i did before. I do manage to catch submissions that break the rules every now and then, but i feel like i need to spend more time with friends and relatives. I won't be posting here much either.

That's sad to hear, sir. I can fully understand your situation, and support you all the way. I hope that your endeavors elsewhere are enjoyable and you are happy with your decision. However, always remember the door is open for you here in the Barracks, sir!

*salutes*


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At 12/20/05 10:17 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: I think you should wait until you achieve that rank, Sergeant...I know, according to this schedule, I'll get EGSC in August 16 of 2006...I know I'll think about what to do after EGSC some time around July!

With a bit of luck and 10 days give or take I should make it to that rank around August 2nd. That will most likely not happen right then but around that time too... There will be days in which I won't be able to be there or some days in which submission will be few or NG shuts down temporarily... a date is impossible to give around August is for sure...


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At 12/19/05 02:50 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Sir, is it 25,000 to get General?

It's 25500, sir.

I know that is what it says in the FAQ, but I've seen many other locations state that General take 27,000 to get.

Well, that's the wrong information then.

They don't worry me much, either. However, the Portal is more active, and does warrant a higher level. Fagamut7 is just stupid, sir. >:-o

Of course it is, sir. But that person is going to get himself fucked once Wade deals with him.

At 12/19/05 04:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: They just keep coming, those damn BB entries!

I saw those BB entries last night. Yep, there seemed to be more Barney activity last night, which isn't really good.

At 12/19/05 04:26 PM, TITROTU wrote: Don't be fooled by the author's comments. The score isn't really 3.43. Just remember that when you vote.

Do you mean that score authors post on their comments, but isn't actually real? Yeah, I've seen that happening before, but it fails.

At 12/19/05 05:31 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Well, fellow soldiers, I am pleased to announce that my CO's have deemed me ready for another promotion, so I shall be known hereforth as Master Sergeant EagleRock!

Great work, Master Sergeant. *salutes*

At 12/19/05 08:25 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: This club moves very fast heh

Yeah, I had to go through two pages the other night.

At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote: Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.

Friday, okay, I'll be on NG for a long time, unless anything comes up to distract me (e.g. watching a movie at the cinema). -Dreg-, I do feel sorry for him. He may be bashing the BB a lot, but I do know he's trying to keep NG clean from that crap.

At 12/20/05 12:37 AM, iscRulz wrote: and to Bridiger Bahamut those are fine plans, now just vote 0 on everything and see if your alt gets nerfed.

LOL, no, I'm not going to vote 0 on everything, sir. I know what will happen and I won't attempt it. Just leave the quality entries to my main account to vote on.

At 12/20/05 03:22 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Heh, I wonder if the DEFCON will be DEFCON 5 on christmas day.

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At 12/20/05 11:04 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Heh, I wonder if the DEFCON will be DEFCON 5 on christmas day.

Well, since Xmas day is traditionally one of the quietest days of the year, it probably will, though I shall be one of the die hards, putting in some time, lest the Barney Bunch or any other illegitemate organisation try to capitalise on the guards taking the day off to visit relatives, become inniebrieated and generally enjoy themsleves.


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At 12/20/05 11:04 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: With a bit of luck and 10 days give or take I should make it to that rank around August 2nd. That will most likely not happen right then but around that time too... There will be days in which I won't be able to be there or some days in which submission will be few or NG shuts down temporarily... a date is impossible to give around August is for sure...

Jeez, Sergeant! What is your daily quota? I'm calculated my number based on 100 B/P a day. How many B/P do you expect to get daily?

Also, remember that my date doesn't take into account if I move up my schedule 100 B/P, which I might be able to do today with a bit of extra B/P.

At 12/20/05 11:04 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
At 12/19/05 02:50 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Sir, is it 25,000 to get General?
It's 25500, sir.

Sorry, sir. That was a typo.

I know that is what it says in the FAQ, but I've seen many other locations state that General take 27,000 to get.
Well, that's the wrong information then.

Right, sir. I did verify this thanks to the Top 300 B/P list yesterday.

They don't worry me much, either. However, the Portal is more active, and does warrant a higher level. Fagamut7 is just stupid, sir. >:-o
Of course it is, sir. But that person is going to get himself fucked once Wade deals with him.

That could be a fun day, sir. :-)

At 12/19/05 05:31 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Well, fellow soldiers, I am pleased to announce that my CO's have deemed me ready for another promotion, so I shall be known hereforth as Master Sergeant EagleRock!
Great work, Master Sergeant. *salutes*

Thank you, SIR! *salutes*

At 12/19/05 08:25 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: This club moves very fast heh
Yeah, I had to go through two pages the other night.

I am very glad of this, sir. It's great to know these mere Barracks have become a place where many Elite Guard come around! Hooah!

At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote: Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.
Friday, okay, I'll be on NG for a long time, unless anything comes up to distract me (e.g. watching a movie at the cinema). -Dreg-, I do feel sorry for him. He may be bashing the BB a lot, but I do know he's trying to keep NG clean from that crap.

Oh...NOTHING will distract me that day, sir. That is my first day after my last training exam, and a good, long day of Portal protection will be a kind of catharsis for me!

At 12/20/05 12:37 AM, iscRulz wrote: and to Bridiger Bahamut those are fine plans, now just vote 0 on everything and see if your alt gets nerfed.
LOL, no, I'm not going to vote 0 on everything, sir. I know what will happen and I won't attempt it. Just leave the quality entries to my main account to vote on.

If you don't mind, sir, could you tell me what you mean by "nerfed?" I have an idea of what it is, but I'd like to know what specifically happens.

At 12/20/05 03:22 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:
Heh, I wonder if the DEFCON will be DEFCON 5 on christmas day.

I'm thinking either that or DEFCON 1, sir!

At 12/20/05 11:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, since Xmas day is traditionally one of the quietest days of the year, it probably will, though I shall be one of the die hards, putting in some time, lest the Barney Bunch or any other illegitemate organisation try to capitalise on the guards taking the day off to visit relatives, become inniebrieated and generally enjoy themsleves.

Or maybe you're right, Brigadier General Bahamut7, sir. Sounds like a nice day off for the Elite Guard! Of course, I'll be enjoying the day myself, but I will definately take a few minutes to check for any imposing entrants like Sergeant Major Coop83 said.


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At 12/20/05 11:16 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Or maybe you're right, Brigadier General Bahamut7, sir. Sounds like a nice day off for the Elite Guard! Of course, I'll be enjoying the day myself, but I will definately take a few minutes to check for any imposing entrants like Sergeant Major Coop83 said.

I believe I can make about 4 or 5 whistle stop tours of the portal, spread across the day, for near blanket coverage.

0430, 0745, 1000 1500 and possibly last thing at night (for myself) 1800 (I believe these to be Eastern Standard time, but as I work on GMT, I cannot be too concise.

Here are the same times in GMT:
0930, 1245, 1500, 2000 and 2300 It shold give me the maximum coverage and prevent anything major going wrong *salutes*


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