At 12/19/05 09:44 PM, TITROTU wrote:
Atten-HUT! Soldiers, fall in! This is Brigadier General TITROTU reporting in.
*stands at attention*
Great to see you, SIR!
*salutes*
I have just gotten word that the Barney Bunch are planning a full scale attack on Friday, December 23rd. This attack has been code-named, "Dreg Day" and will consist of spam flashes revolving around a user named -Dreg-, who did nothing more than to try and stop the BB's evil plans.
Sad news, as it is, sir. The Barney Bunch have been doubling their efforts lately. This is most unfortunate and will require Elite Guard response for sure!
As the Barracks Portal Operations Officer, I feel it is my duty to inform you all and discuss ways of stopping this crime. I'm not fully positive that this attack has been confirmed and neither has my tipster. Still, I think it would be wise to assume that the attack will go as planned. That way, we will be ready for any future attacks on the portal.
Excellent, sir! I knew you would be perfect for the role, and appreciate your involvement here, SIR! You are indeed an asset to our Barracks!
As per the potential "Dreg Day," I will make sure that Friday will engage full-blown DEFCON 1, as well as my personal involvement there. My training ends on the 22nd, and will allow me an all-day campaign on the Portal.
Be ready, and be prepared.
We will be, sir. Thanks for the intel, sir!
Incidentally, after my training exams, I shall concentrate on petitioning for more roles here in the Barracks. There are plenty of positions needed and soldiers that are definately worthy of the position. I would think it unfair to not recognize those that contribute to the Barracks regularly. I hope to appoint the following in the next few days:
Barracks Recruitment Officer - Charges new recruits with duty to the Portal, informs how to B/P, informs of the NGPD HQ, etc. Reports to the Barracks Relations Officer.
Barracks Intelligence Operations Officer - Responsible for finding out information in the area about Portal activity and attacks, reports to Brigadier General TITROTU, the Barracks Portal Operations Officer.
Barracks Reconaissance Operations Officer - Responsible for daily scouring of information in nearbly areas for intel and other information. Unlike Intel Ops, this is daily work and is more concerned with Barracks relations. reports to Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, the Barracks Relations Officer.
Barracks NGPD Liason - I am hoping to reserve this for Police Lieutenant K-Pingu, as he is current Unit Ops for the NGPD and is well-skilled in the information there. He is almost a Police Captain, which indicates fast advancement. He is indeed an excellent candidate for the Elite Guard, and I expect his arrival into the Barracks soon.
These are suggested positions which I feel will help us well. When I have time in the future, I will draft an officer hierarchy and develop these positions more. Too many of you have gone unrecognized, and I believe it is soon time to recognize those devoted to the Barracks!
Also, if anyone has ideas for other positions, please bring them forth.
At 12/19/05 09:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
If that's true, I'll be ready to do my part in taking them down...I wonder if they'll submit spam normally or fileswap...I hope it's regular submissions, for the blam points...lol.
Agreed, Corporal.
Well, I'm 45 points from Sergeant...it's highly doubtful I'll get that many in the next three hours (I'm in eastern time) but hey, I still got pretty close. 445 points in 4 days is a decent pace.
Indeed it is. I usually can make such a pace (especially over a weekend), but my finals-week pace has slowed me down to around 100/day, which fulfills my quota, but isn't my potential.
If the attack really does occur, I'm sure we'll be ready! If not...well, that's also good, isn't it? Well, I'm going to the portal (and watching wrestling, but I can multitask!)...
Indeed, multitasking is the way I get so many points and maintain my other responsibilities!
good hunting, everyone! And Master Sergeant EagleRock, congratulations on your promotion! I will continue to strive to catch up to you, sir! :salutes:
Thank you for your congratulations, Corporal! And you wish to...strive...to...catch...up to me...huh...
Hmm...well...um...till you came around, Corporal, I was the one everyone was scared of...now I know how Sergeant Major Major_punk feels!
I have only one word to say to you about that, Corporal:
ORLY???
*runs to the Portal to catch up on B/P*
;-)