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I have been at hospital all night so I could not post yesterdays report:
I got about 35 which is bad but considering where I have been its all right. I will not be in hospital at all over the weekend so I can catch up a little.

Hello everyone im back from vacation...

Went to Las Vegas for the week, i go every year, had fun with slots and some tables, checked out a few clubs and shows, and ate lots of great food, took tons of pics, it was a blast, now back to work and i guess this thing they call the net haha...

Sad part is i lost about 3-4 ranks in the top B/p list, ill have to work my way back up, so did i miss anything besides blams and protects???

~X~

At 3/24/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

106 points...not bad! Enough for Major, anyway!

Well, to think I actually beat you! 110 points!

Tomorrow I won't be here MOST of the B/P day. Girls and all. I'll live. Hopefully...

hehe girls, girls, girls... :-P

I wouldn't complain there, Major.

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

I'm off to bed myself. I just configured my Slackware Linux server to the point where I can bring it downstairs and SSH into it now. Not bad for an evening's work. Tomorrow I get to update the OS, recompile the kernel, and set up VNC! See you all tomorrow out on the Portal! *salutes*

At 3/23/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone take a look at This thread

It's kind of a shame it was locked. I was going to say that writing a book will ultimately give me more pleasure and fulfilment than having sex ONCE. However, if you meant to say the writing a book will give me more pleasure than having sex EVER, i'd have to disagree most vehemently

unless it were a secksi book, of course

At 3/24/06 02:20 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Hello everyone im back from vacation...

Welcome back, Commander *salutes* it's a pleasure to see your voice once more.

Slow week so far, only 624 points this week, I need to find a free week some time soon. I want a good spot in the list. And to make Colonel by late tomorrow thus breaking past the 8.00 VP.

03/24/06 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank # 525
Blams: 3329 +2 overnight
Saves: 1877 +5 overnight
Next Rank: 794 until Master Sergeant

At 3/23/06 11:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/23/06 07:48 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: No need and whats its name?

Max

Sounds dangerous

Has it been neutered?

No way, think, would you like that done to you?

Absolutely not. In some cases dogs have been for numerous reasons. Glad you didn't put yours through the same.

Does it have a favourite chew toy?

An empty 1.5 liter plastic bottle. or my arm.

I had tug of war matches with my hamster because I needed the reassuring feeling that I could win. Had a big black lab and if he wanted to could probably yank my arm clear of my socket. Big dog....and old...around 14. So much dandrif. Clouds of it. What a mess that made.

Does he or she go out for exercise often?

3 times a day.

Thats good. Nutritions say that in order to keep the dog fully active in both health and proper bone development, regular sessions of excersise are needed. 3 times.....wow.

What kind of eyes does it have

Big ones

Jeepers creepers

and more importantly what kind of dog is it?

Airedale Terrier.

Ahhhhhh. They're so....big. Those are expensive aren't they? Least I heard they were. Cute dog though it sounds.

I absolutely love dogs. They're so adorable. Like I could just reach out and give someone a hug,.....Ghost_Phantom? ^_^

Hell no!

Was worth a shot.

At 3/23/06 10:29 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Sir!! asking information about requirements to join the barracks, Sir!!

Please help yourself to the lounge area. it is most relaxing on stressful B/P days.

At 3/24/06 06:42 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Sounds dangerous

He did get into a fight with some Rottweiler for a second I wasn't paying attention. Just as I was about to kick him ( well I had to do something ) Max bit his neck and the Rottweiler howled and ran off, ever since I never underestimated my dog's teeth and breath.

Absolutely not. In some cases dogs have been for numerous reasons. Glad you didn't put yours through the same.

Max is a member of the family, just as no one wants his "jewels" cut off neither does he if he could talk.

I had tug of war matches with my hamster because I needed the reassuring feeling that I could win. Had a big black lab and if he wanted to could probably yank my arm clear of my socket. Big dog....and old...around 14. So much dandrif. Clouds of it. What a mess that made.

Max is 6 year old and as happy as a puppy, also a big strong dog, I once let a kid next door hold him for a second and Max saw a cat and let's just say that kid could fly...

Thats good. Nutritions say that in order to keep the dog fully active in both health and proper bone development, regular sessions of excersise are needed. 3 times.....wow.

Yeah... unlike us lazy ass humans that can do fine with sitting all day long.

Jeepers creepers

Awesome movie that was.

Ahhhhhh. They're so....big. Those are expensive aren't they? Least I heard they were. Cute dog though it sounds.

It's not the biggest Terrier, I saw one so big he could be mistaken for a small horse, a fully black Terrier, huge... and a puppy! A small horse and only 1 year old.

And for dogs they are expensive but it's worth the money, there about 20 of them in whole district. And maybe 200 in the country… We bought him when he was 2 months…

Was worth a shot.

I can work with hand shake and semi hugs/semi hand shakes but not a full hug, I was never made for that.

At 3/23/06 07:44 PM, Major_punk wrote:
Hahaha
pic

shit, that guy looks like my bartender.

anyway b33rs and cheers for SFS

At 3/24/06 02:20 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Hello everyone im back from vacation...

~X~

Wellcome back X

lost enough money?

At 3/24/06 06:42 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

Max

Sounds dangerous

sounds like a lapdog to me

Was worth a shot.

you are so right *shoots warhammer*
there you have your shot.

*evilgrin*

At 3/24/06 07:28 AM, nimmer wrote: sounds like a lapdog to me

Does a 25 K"g dog sound like a lapdog? More like a small pony.

At 3/24/06 05:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow week so far, only 624 points this week, I need to find a free week some time soon. I want a good spot in the list. And to make Colonel by late tomorrow thus breaking past the 8.00 VP.

You're getting close to passing me, though I think I'm safe for a few ranks yet, at 8.52 as we speak.

At 3/24/06 08:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: You're getting close to passing me, though I think I'm safe for a few ranks yet, at 8.52 as we speak.

Well your salvation is being at level 15 while I'm just at 11 for 2 more weeks. But if you don't speed up on B/P in 2,3 ranks I'll pass you. No big deal, I've seen level 18 users with a voting power lower than mine.

At 3/24/06 08:46 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well your salvation is being at level 15 while I'm just at 11 for 2 more weeks. But if you don't speed up on B/P in 2,3 ranks I'll pass you. No big deal, I've seen level 18 users with a voting power lower than mine.

Well, my B/P has sped up remarkably over the past few months. I am looking to get more ranks sooner through the next year or so. (I don't ever want to consider retiring this account)

At 3/24/06 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, my B/P has sped up remarkably over the past few months. I am looking to get more ranks sooner through the next year or so. (I don't ever want to consider retiring this account)

Good luck, I'm expecting to stay on NG ever as much as possible before the army and then I hope to save up for a laptop...

At 3/23/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone take a look at This thread

Nice thread to piss off those people in the General forum. :) I enjoyed reading your posts about what's better than sex.

At 3/23/06 04:17 PM, LittleWashu wrote: it is ok I got flammed by a lot of horny teenage boys so it is all good I got what I wanted anyways and someone even said they would make a flash about me so I am cool

Heh, I sometimes think about a thread to make to piss off people on the General forum like saying such game sucks (e.g. GTA), but I've never thought about thinking of saying how sex isn't so good or anything like that.

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I...regret to inform the Barracks that Captain Firestorm was killed in action.

Yeah, I had fun killing Brigadier General Bahamut, Major General Bahamut and Lieutenant General Bahamut! Anyway, congrats on getting Major! Close to the 1/2 way mark to EGSC. :)

At 3/24/06 11:07 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I...regret to inform the Barracks that Captain Firestorm was killed in action.

Yeah, I had fun killing Brigadier General Bahamut, Major General Bahamut and Lieutenant General Bahamut! Anyway, congrats on getting Major! Close to the 1/2 way mark to EGSC. :)

All these promotions, lately!

I wonder, though...why must they all come through murder? Is there some unspoken hierarchy in the Elite Guard that requires you to murder your superior before you can advance in rank?

At 3/24/06 11:12 AM, EagleRock wrote: I wonder, though...why must they all come through murder? Is there some unspoken hierarchy in the Elite Guard that requires you to murder your superior before you can advance in rank?

I never kill them, I like the keeping weaker people alive, shame on you who kill weaker people.

Bahamut-, sig change? green means..

In most cases, unless you plan on breeding a dog, it should be spayed or neutered. I know it sucks, it's a hard thing to do to a friend. But it beats following him around all day putting condoms on him. Pet over-population is a terrible thing to witness, and just leads to more death (either from starvation or getting gassed). Holla back, Bob Barker.

k, I give up, I'll no0b out. How ya get the grey text if you haven't quoted anything? Experimentation hasn't helped.

At 3/24/06 12:13 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:

Iquanas > Dogs

Max didn't really get a chance to breed yet, while you can't blame him for not trying most bitches turn him down. And he walks with on a short leash so I can't really miss it or just let it happen. Sure he hops on very female dog at sight like the terminator but at least he isn't lying around sad all day like dogs do after they get it.

At 3/24/06 12:15 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: k, I give up, I'll no0b out. How ya get the grey text if you haven't quoted anything? Experimentation hasn't helped.

1). " : "

2). " " ( space once )

3). Text.

4).

Get it now?

Maybe

LOL Thanks.

Oh, and if you've got a horndog, getting him neutered wouldn't stop that behavior anyway. I had a cocker spaniel that would go after anything that moved...so long as it wasn't too much bigger than him. Squirrels, o'possums, cats, and turtles lived in constant fear. We got him fixed, and though he shot but blanks, he continued to terrorize the land.

At 3/24/06 12:33 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: LOL Thanks.

Any time.

Oh, and if you've got a horndog, getting him neutered wouldn't stop that behavior anyway. I had a cocker spaniel that would go after anything that moved...so long as it wasn't too much bigger than him. Squirrels, o'possums, cats, and turtles lived in constant fear. We got him fixed, and though he shot but blanks, he continued to terrorize the land.

Nah... he is a gentleman, he only pounces on bitches, though usually he gets shot down.

About your dog, ha!

Well I started spring break today. My goal is to get Seargent First class by the end of it, which is around the 1st or something.

Finally, a free day!! And to celebrate I just claimed my 6000th blam point!! Hurrah! It's just a shame that my saves are so far behind, although they are slowly getting back to a more sensible ratio. I hit 2000 saves and 5000 blams on the same day, so since then I've had a little under 2:1 ratio. It was so bad because when at home I have such a bad connection that I can only vote on submissions under 1500 kb, the vast majority of which are blam worthy.

Therefore, without further ado, I propose a new target for myself (as I have succeeded in my previous ones of top 300 B/P and getting to vote for monthly winners). I am now going to aim for a 2:1 ratio B:P. It will probably take a long time, but will make me a little more lenient on harsh submissions. Also I am aiming for 1000 posts (that could take forever at my current rate!), 200 reviews, and level 13 (that baseball bat is GREAT!).

And on that note I bid you farewell for tonight, as I have a water polo match, followed by a social, and will probably return to my girlfriends house afterwards. See you all bright and early tomorrow!!

Happy hunting!

*salutes*

At 3/24/06 01:01 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Well I started spring break today. My goal is to get Seargent First class by the end of it, which is around the 1st or something.

And only little Phantom doesn't get a break... Not like I need one but it would be fun to have it...

At 3/24/06 01:08 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Finally, a free day!! And to celebrate I just claimed my 6000th blam point!! Hurrah!

Congratulations.

And on that note

And good luck in the match...

At 3/24/06 01:01 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Well I started spring break today. My goal is to get Seargent First class by the end of it, which is around the 1st or something.

I woke up on my first day of Spring Break today thinking the same exact goal.. It's gonna be hard as hell, but we can probably barely get it or get really close... oh well. let's try.

Just checking in for today. I've got to keep my activity to a minimum (work and a cold). I spent some time flagging reviews in the Foamy CD rant today. It's amazing how the clocks, locks, glocks, and so forth just do this crap. maybe if they're review banned that'll tell them to keep silent the next time they choose to send another abusive review.

*salutes and slips into the shadows*

Does everyone know about spam day on ng?