At 3/24/06 05:22 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Does everyone know about spam day on ng?

Whats that?

At 3/24/06 05:22 PM, wastedwizard wrote:

At 3/24/06 05:22 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Does everyone know about spam day on ng?

Whats that?

Officially, we do not have such a day. (At least, I do not think so.) As a matter of fact, you can argue that every day is a spam day since some authors like Mr_show spam in the portal every day.

At 3/24/06 05:22 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Whats that?

This .Now, I want all available wo/men right here ASAP, we cannot be out voted by them and let them pass, we cannot rely on the occasional B/Per today, I will be patrolling for 24 hours, everybody on stand by as soon as the attack begins, prepare man, trick or treat... And our trick is the treat.

I'm at work right now, so dividing time between here and there is going to be tough.

At 3/24/06 05:39 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: I'm at work right now, so dividing time between here and there is going to be tough.

We still have a couple hours of preparation, be sure to whenever possible cancel all unnecessary plans that day, see and reply to this thread. I'll be here at any given time for help. Now last we know the BB population was 74. Seeing as most if not all will submit 2 on one account and then activate an unknown number of alts we can expect at least over 200 flashes by them alone. Be sure to still not harm the innocent.

That's tomorrow, right? Let's see 74 times 2. So about 148 total flashes by the BB will be submitted, looks like we'll have some work ahead of us.

At 3/24/06 05:58 PM, pepeatumi wrote: That's tomorrow, right? Let's see 74 times 2. So about 148 total flashes by the BB will be submitted, looks like we'll have some work ahead of us.

Something tells me each member will make more than two dude...just a thought.

At 3/24/06 05:58 PM, pepeatumi wrote: That's tomorrow, right? Let's see 74 times 2. So about 148 total flashes by the BB will be submitted, looks like we'll have some work ahead of us.

Don't forget alts with different IP addresses. The attack will be much larger than that, 148 would be lucky.

Ghost, I think that last link may be dead. Said post didn't exist. I'm stuck going to some horse race tomorrow, so my time on duty will be limited, but I'll be on the overnight tonight. I'll get on tomorrow as soon as I can. Stupid horse race. Wish me luck on the trifecta!

At 3/24/06 05:46 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: stuff...

Got that. I should be fully recovered by tomorrow. No worries *salutes*

At 3/24/06 06:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Don't forget alts with different IP addresses. The attack will be much larger than that, 148 would be lucky.

I forgot about that, either way tomorrow's going to be a pretty busy day.

At 3/24/06 06:09 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Ghost, I think that last link may be dead. Said post didn't exist. I'm stuck going to some horse race tomorrow, so my time on duty will be limited, but I'll be on the overnight tonight. I'll get on tomorrow as soon as I can. Stupid horse race. Wish me luck on the trifecta!

Link works just fine for me... Try going to the secret chamber of the forum... You'll find it there.. I hope the horsed run faster this time around... All of them.

At 3/24/06 06:10 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: Got that. I should be fully recovered by tomorrow. No worries *salutes*

Noted, I hope you will be there to our aid.

At 3/24/06 06:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I forgot about that, either way tomorrow's going to be a pretty busy day.

Sure, which is why I'm here.

I have never seen the portal have 50+ UJ flashes. What would that be like? Would the rest that didn't fit go onto the next page where it says "View All" at the bottom? Either way, I will be ready. *salutes*

There's already a BB movie that pass ed judgnment weird thing I've been here for the last couple of hours and there was nothing by the BB submitted I go ti the portal and its there.

Crap. they are file swapping again. a 1 player fighting of decent level was protected and swapped, those mother fuckin' bastards.

At 3/24/06 06:48 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Crap. they are file swapping again. a 1 player fighting of decent level was protected and swapped, those mother fuckin' bastards.

I know, I was just about to post that but now I saw your post first. That game was kind of good, I can't believe those asshole's. We should add it to the fileswap list.

That's the movie I was talking about you read the reviews and you can tell that no one saw it coming. This is gona be tougher than I thought.

I e-mailed wade about it. I suggest you do the same. The format...

Put "Regarding a recent submission(file swap)" in the subject.
identify yourselves as members of the Elite Guard Barracks.
Post the link of the swapped movie or game in the e-mail body.
Urge him to take care of this problem before it gets too out of hand.
Leave your full name and alias underneath it as a signature.

I don't know if it will fly, however, enough of us can help to take care of this problem before it gets too hectic.

This will take serious measures, be sure to look out for talented new authors, if you find them check the profile if you can to see how suspicious it is. There will be casualties but this time they leave me no choice.

At 3/24/06 07:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: This will take serious measures, be sure to look out for talented new authors, if you find them check the profile if you can to see how suspicious it is. There will be casualties but this time they leave me no choice.

A lot of the forum users were warned tomorow would be a BB spam day in the portal by that thread in the Geneal forum made by -Error-. I would think that if you had any common sense you would not submit your quality submissions tomorow. I say we take no chances tomorow and ruthlessly blam most submissions. Although not everyone knows about the event, casualties are expected in times of conflict like these, right? I say we save only those flashes who look the least suspicious, like an author who is a high-level user and whose submission is decent.

Yeah. That's the best thing one can do just blam pretty much everything unless its something by an established author.

At 3/24/06 07:13 PM, KungFuCow wrote: right? I say we save only those flashes who look the least suspicious, like an author who is a high-level user and whose submission is decent.

And decent past submissions as well. But no one should come near the portal, it's a war zone now... One file swap already happened, I'm gonna earn my way to colonel.

It is expected that the DEFCON level will be at DEFCON 1 tomorow, correct?

with all the stuff going on, I won't be surprised if we get defcon 0. This is gonna be one helluva weekend.

the more the merrier. we all need to participate in this effort.

At 3/24/06 07:36 PM, FlashSpark wrote: I am requesting to have special permission to join the EGB for the next 24 hours, to aid and put a stop to the so called 'Barney Bunch Spam Day.' I am aware of the first hit they have made and
have put the NGPD on alert. We need to join these two forces to put a stop to this profanity.

Let me make it clear, just for the record, that no mass voting against any BB submissions is to occur. No one just blam anything submitted by the Barney Bunch without watching it first. Fair votes. Now, the majority of BB submissions...well, quite frankly...suck, lol. But I have voted protect votes on a few in the past, so everyone...EGB and NGPD alike...be fair, kay?
Also, I'd like to recommend that maybe we don't e-mail Wade over every fileswap that occurs tomorrow, if many occur...if the portal is FULL of them, he'll take care of them without needing a million e-mails about them. I'd only recommend contacting him if a flash is fileswapped into something either without a name change, or a name change that is not obvious.

I kinda doubt that'll be neccesary. You'll level up soon enough and can join then. The PD and EG are already working in coordination, so just hang for a while. If I've gone out on a limb here, Brass will surely correct me.

I see hot_and_charming is just a single point away from being fully eligible to transfer from NGPD to the Barracks. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your promotion (a little in advance). We are ecstatic to finally have you here. *salute*

ok.. I've changed my mind.. I'm going for the gold whistle..
I've already flagged almost 2,000 reviews... And my finger is exhausted.. I don't think I'm gonna stop EVER though.. I WANT that WHISTLE.

the gayest showdown is 235 pages... lotta work ahead of me...

Good luck on tomorrow's supposed "spam day" by the Barney Bunch.. It's probably gonna be pretty ugly, seeing as how they are the experts of crap flash here on NG.... Part of me is hoping I can get Staff Sergeant though.... :)

At 3/24/06 07:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/24/06 06:42 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Sounds dangerous

He did get into a fight with some Rottweiler for a second I wasn't paying attention. Just as I was about to kick him ( well I had to do something ) Max bit his neck and the Rottweiler howled and ran off, ever since I never underestimated my dog's teeth and breath.

I hate Rottweilers. Those little fucks put me entire left arm in stiches running from the shoulder on down. Happened when I was strolling along a nice first day of spring afternoon and neighbor ( was a good friend of mine but we're far away from that right now" dog is unleashed and comes at me full speed, first action came to me was hold up my arm, teeth sink directly into, hitting both bone and flesh. Dogs tears a good portion of my arm away, pain immense and I struggle to limp away from this little bitch ( yes it was a girl) neighbor calls it in, doesn't even bother to help me. So I file a lawsuit. Big time charges pressed against neighbor and belive it or not the dog as well; had to be put down. I'll never look at a rottweiler the same again.

Absolutely not. In some cases dogs have been for numerous reasons. Glad you didn't put yours through the same.

Max is a member of the family, just as no one wants his "jewels" cut off neither does he if he could talk.

I know the feeling

I had tug of war matches with my hamster because I needed the reassuring feeling that I could win. Had a big black lab and if he wanted to could probably yank my arm clear of my socket. Big dog....and old...around 14. So much dandrif. Clouds of it. What a mess that made.

Max is 6 year old and as happy as a puppy, also a big strong dog, I once let a kid next door hold him for a second and Max saw a cat and let's just say that kid could fly...

Sounds beastly. Didn't find out the power of a husky's hind legs until I had a little frizby game with the husky until it couldn't wait in anticipation any longer to get the frizby back so he starts his charge and I can't outrun the dog, way to fast so I embrace myself for the inevitable and there I am not sent flying but skidding through the lawn onto the street pavement. As happy as a dog's face can be comes strolling towards me with a wet frizby and a smile I'll never forget. Cute dog.

Thats good. Nutritions say that in order to keep the dog fully active in both health and proper bone development, regular sessions of excersise are needed. 3 times.....wow.

Yeah... unlike us lazy ass humans that can do fine with sitting all day long.

Shame it is. Makes you stop and wonder " what am I doing with my life?" so I discard that thought and turn to regulary scheduled episodes of sirvivor.

Jeepers creepers

Awesome movie that was.

Didn't think to highly of the sequel though. First one definately

Ahhhhhh. They're so....big. Those are expensive aren't they? Least I heard they were. Cute dog though it sounds.

It's not the biggest Terrier, I saw one so big he could be mistaken for a small horse, a fully black Terrier, huge... and a puppy! A small horse and only 1 year old.

Wow. I gotta say I've heard of some pretty miscalculated measurements of a dog but a.....to think such a size could exist. Amazing

And for dogs they are expensive but it's worth the money, there about 20 of them in whole district. And maybe 200 in the country… We bought him when he was 2 months…

Just 20? Thats a pretty small ratio for terrier bred dogs. Heard golden labs were also growing in money as far as breeding procedures and intense care. Especially the kind of money you have to spend on food and supplies. Not easy owning adog. Lot of money and work but in the end you feel good that you have one. Dog and human kinda thing.

Was worth a shot.

I can work with hand shake and semi hugs/semi hand shakes but not a full hug, I was never made for that.

Deal. A handshake it is. Bet Bush could never hand out a decent handshake. In your face congress. With your limousine services and cheap suits, some nerve.