At 3/23/06 04:17 PM, LittleWashu wrote: it is ok I got flammed by a lot of horny teenage boys so it is all good I got what I wanted anyways and someone even said they would make a flash about me so I am cool

I believe you spelled 'flamed' wrong. Just thought you should know.

I probably won't get as much B/P today as I have a 16 page (front and back) Biology Honors packet due tomorow, which covers 3 chapters. Stupid teachers are trying to drown us in work before spring break >:(

I...regret to inform the Barracks that Captain Firestorm was killed in action. According to the forensics teams, he became so sexy that his poor heart couldn't take it...and while engaged in combat with Klingons, velicoraptors, and even a few clowns who, indeed, threatened to touch his penis, his sexy energy overcame him and he exploded.
Take comfort in the knowledge that the extremely erotic shock wave also wiped out his enemies in a sensual hellstorm of arousing fury.

Elite Guard Major Firestorm shall take his place, and may he be able to contain his sexy energy better.

At 3/23/06 04:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok if you must know then here is your answer. I have before but it was over rated

You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

At 3/23/06 04:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok if you must know then here is your answer. I have before but it was over rated

Don't let one failure let you down off the whole thing. There will be better ones out there.

At 3/23/06 04:30 PM, Peregrinus wrote: maybe the guy just sucked.

Then again, maybe he should have.

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

Original... Congratulations Major, I'll go update the FAQ soon, damn.

congrats major slash, sir! took you a little longer than expected, i assume, what with your overwhelming schedule of late :P jumpin right on up those ranks, so i expect to see you at lt. col very soon. nice job, sir!

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

best, original reply, evar.... Congratulations on the newest promotion Major

*Salutes*

EOD: Little activity spent, got around 20 (had to catch up on some studying)
Congratulations again Major Firestorm!

*salutes and slips into the shadows*

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Elite Guard Major Firestorm shall take his place, and may he be able to contain his sexy energy better.

Interesting story. The velociraptors were a nice touch.

At 3/23/06 04:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok if you must know then here is your answer. I have before but it was over rated

You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

Smooth. Real smooth.

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 3/23/06 04:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok if you must know then here is your answer. I have before but it was over rated

You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

a major oh you mean the one from ghost in a shell? if she who is really a he was real maybe I would.

At 3/23/06 12:54 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

Spam day March 25th

Figures the one day I absolutely, positively can't stay home on. Is gonna be the "spam day".

Damn!

At 3/23/06 10:59 AM, Bahamut- wrote: At 3/22/06 03:44 PM, Major_punk wrote: Guess how many b/p I got yesterday? 14 WOW!!!

So little amount of B/P. Busy with outside things?

Ya I've re-lite a little social life I used to have before I became addicted to Newgrounds...

This is just the first few days though, who knows I might come back to my old self that you guys are used to seeing everyday.

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I...regret to inform the Barracks that Captain Firestorm was killed in action.

Hahaha

At 3/23/06 08:11 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/23/06 06:45 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote: a cheap one. It'll store phone contacts and plan out your schedule. The rest is crap. So one like that cost around 120. Not too bad.

Overly bogus is all I can say

In out exchange it's around 524. Not exactly laying around is it?

In FF7 I can't pick my battles. They're random.

Do you see any over sized swords? No, because we are not in an FF world you are on the internets...

So....we're on more than one internet? Thats messed up. Like some really bad european version of the matrix.

Macintosh much? LOL I'm still trying the "hanging indent". So ramboxious it is.

Windows, 12 default size... Got used to it.

Good thing I got my contacts in. They are most helpful in reading the fine print. What a bitch to put in though

Our population accumulates to a total of 35% with over 5 million hispanics alone and thast just from rural areas of hispanic influence. I dare say they are rising to power.

Good point, though it's not a declared invasion.

No thank god. But the suspision is still there.

@_@

<_<

o_0

You're right we're....whats the word I'm looking for "knitting" a tangled yarn. Thank god I don't have any cats, how would that have turned out? I'm alergic to them. Dander and what not. Very annoying. But good news is we're entering sprign season. Sadly it doesn't feel like it (sigh).

Ok... I have absolutely nothing to say but I felt it was necessary to announce I have a dog yet I'm allergic.

No need and whats its name? Has it been neutered? Does it have a favourite chew toy? Does he or she go out for excersise often? What kind of eyes does it have and more importantly what kind of dog is it? I absolutely love dogs. They're so adorable. Like I could just reach out and give someone a hug,.....Ghost_Phantom? ^_^

At 3/23/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone take a look at This thread

Since I'm a virgin I can totally agree with this and don't you dare make a comment. You can just....keep it on the low side. I....haven't....no I haven't. I don't know if thats a lack of acheivement in life but hell Eaglerock here has got the woman of his dreams. Oh the envy....kills.

At 3/23/06 04:39 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Original... Congratulations Major, I'll go update the FAQ soon, damn.

Heheh, thanks. I can't wait to get back to maximum speed again...

At 3/23/06 05:24 PM, world_famous wrote: congrats major slash, sir! took you a little longer than expected, i assume, what with your overwhelming schedule of late :P jumpin right on up those ranks, so i expect to see you at lt. col very soon. nice job, sir!

I'm not used to having things to do outside the house... :'(

At 3/23/06 06:08 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: best, original reply, evar.... Congratulations on the newest promotion Major

Thanks! Heh, I try.

At 3/23/06 07:08 PM, EagleRock wrote: Interesting story. The velociraptors were a nice touch.

I plan to do much better when I hit Lieutenant Colonel...

Smooth. Real smooth.

I get the oddest feeling you're being sarcastic! Hm...

At 3/23/06 07:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote: a major oh you mean the one from ghost in a shell? if she who is really a he was real maybe I would.

lol, I got denied... :'(

At 3/23/06 07:44 PM, Major_punk wrote: picture

lol. Indeed.

Back to the portal...which needs to speed up...I believe I am going out tomorrow for like, eight hours, with the girls...I hope I don't have B/P withdrawal...
:salute:

At 3/23/06 07:52 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: I don't know if thats a lack of acheivement in life but hell Eaglerock here has got the woman of his dreams. Oh the envy....kills.

Give it time, SFC...give it time. Your time WILL come. At age 17 I had one friend, had virtually no social skills, was constantly ridiculed in high school (and at home), and had almost no self esteem. Time and effort make wonders.

At 3/23/06 07:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 3/23/06 07:08 PM, EagleRock wrote: Smooth. Real smooth.

I get the oddest feeling you're being sarcastic! Hm...

Oh, NO. NO SARCASM HERE AT ALL.

</sarcasm>

Wow, I am really struggling for time at the moment. I've racked up a HUGE 30 points in the last TWO days!! So much for making an impact on the top 300 this week, although despite this I have risen 12 ranks already! The good news is after a birthday drink with one of my mates tomorrow night I am free all weekend to blam away at my leisure (well, not quite- I have a small mountain of coursework, but nothing that can stop me checking the portal every 30 mins or so)

At 3/23/06 07:52 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

At 3/23/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone take a look at This thread

I had a good read of that thread and found it quite interesting how people replied, though I have to disagree with your statement. It very much depends on who it's with and how much you feel for them, but to me it is one of the bery best ways to show a girl just how much you love her...

Since I'm a virgin I can totally agree with this and don't you dare make a comment. You can just....keep it on the low side. I....haven't....no I haven't. I don't know if thats a lack of acheivement in life but hell Eaglerock here has got the woman of his dreams. Oh the envy....kills.

There is no need to get envious Sergeant First Class, there is still plenty of time and many great girls out there. I was a bit older than you when I first got lucky, and look at me now.... Eaglerock isn't the only one with the woman of his dreams...

Well, I'm going to call it a night, hopefully I will be a bit more active over the nexy day or two.

*salutes*

At 3/23/06 08:07 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 3/23/06 07:52 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: I don't know if thats a lack of acheivement in life but hell Eaglerock here has got the woman of his dreams. Oh the envy....kills.

Give it time, SFC...give it time. Your time WILL come. At age 17 I had one friend, had virtually no social skills, was constantly ridiculed in high school (and at home), and had almost no self esteem. Time and effort make wonders.

Thank you sir and DonHurtMe for the advice. Words of counsil always help. I have a girlfriend presently at the moment but indeed you are right I must invest more time before we can get serious. Apprecitate the words of enlightment.

At 3/23/06 07:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 3/23/06 07:08 PM, EagleRock wrote: Smooth. Real smooth.

I get the oddest feeling you're being sarcastic! Hm...

Oh, NO. NO SARCASM HERE AT ALL.

</sarcasm>

sorry for shootting you down slash but when it comes to love I am like washu from tenchi universe not from muyo.

I hope you understand what my coded messege

well back to the abuse thread for me

You know how many times you have seen this. I know wade said to skip flagging repeated submissions but I think he can find an exception in that. Must be 5th or 6th time. Really startin to bug me. I can understand 3 or 4 repeated submissions ( not really) but this has gone a little bit to far don't you think? If not then I'll let it ride on the blam I suppose.

At 3/23/06 06:20 AM, mr_trivia wrote: It's a bit late, but still just as accurate; here's my status from last night/this morning:
Blam/Protect rank #526
Blams: 3324
Saves: 1871
Next Rank: 805 until Master Sergeant

Here is the nightly half of the report:
Blam/Protect rank #526
Blams: 3327 +3 for the day
Saves: 1872 +1 for the day
Next Rank: 801 until Master Sergeant

A report of my overnight blams/saves will be posted at or aruond 0600 Hours tomorrow.

Washu, you just need to ignore those ignorant people who insult you. You see, their aim is to piss you off. The more angry you get, the more pleasure they will have which means that the longer they will bother you. Slient treatmemt is the best way to do that.

Sir!! asking information about requirements to join the barracks, Sir!!

At long as you have at least 1500 b/p points and a fine posting history, you will be fine. Welcome to the barracks, EGSFC. ;)

At 3/23/06 10:29 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Sir!! asking information about requirements to join the barracks, Sir!!

You're a Sergeant First Class, so you meet the requirements easily, soldier! First up, check the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions after reading it, sign up and post in the Recruitment Center forum, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered!
Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Major Firestorm

welcome to the team, SFC pepeatumi! always good to have another elite guard decide to join forces with us. i trust you will help fight the good fight and stay an active member of the EGB. youll get the hang of things around here pretty quick, and make sure to check the forums when you can. enjoy your stay!

praporschik world_famous

At 3/23/06 04:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Elite Guard Major Firestorm shall take his place, and may he be able to contain his sexy energy better.

Let's hope so. The Barracks wouldn't be the same without that aura. (lol).

At 3/23/06 04:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok if you must know then here is your answer. I have before but it was over rated

You just need to find the right guy...heheh...maybe a Major, for example... :-P

That.. is... wow...
Incredibly clever!

Cograts on EG Major, sir.

At 3/23/06 07:48 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: No need and whats its name?

Max

Has it been neutered?

No way, think, would you like that done to you?

Does it have a favourite chew toy?

An empty 1.5 liter plastic bottle. or my arm.

Does he or she go out for exercise often?

3 times a day.

What kind of eyes does it have

Big ones

and more importantly what kind of dog is it?

Airedale Terrier.

I absolutely love dogs. They're so adorable. Like I could just reach out and give someone a hug,.....Ghost_Phantom? ^_^

Hell no!

At 3/23/06 10:29 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Sir!! asking information about requirements to join the barracks, Sir!!

Welcome, enjoy your stay here.

Days end report:
BP- no more than 10

As I went to deposit just now, I quickly scanned the UJ for entries with a small filesize. Found a nize 1 second long 69KB flash, and voted on it so I could deposit. What did I get for my effort?

BLAM!!! Your vote caused that movie to go below the Portal's "quality threshold", and it has been deleted as a result.

You have voted on 5 entries and can now deposit your experience points for the day!

A nice way to end the day. ^_^

Day's end report:

106 points...not bad! Enough for Major, anyway!
Tomorrow I won't be here MOST of the B/P day. Girls and all. I'll live. Hopefully...

hehe girls, girls, girls... :-P

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Reporting for today...

Only 81 points.. Colud have gotten more I hadb't been out for about 4 hours.

Daily Report For 3/23/06

Start: 5154 Blams/2602 Saves
End: 5207 Blams/2633 Saves
Total: 53 Blams/ 31 Saves (84 Total)

Next Rank: 160 Until Praporshchik (Estimated Date: Saturday 3/25)

Congratulations To: Major SlashFirestorm
Welcome To: Sergeant First Class pepeatumi

Not a very good day because I was gone 5 1/2 hours, and tomorrow won't be much better, but I'm not complaining. Because of today and tomorrow's off days, my next rank achievement has probably been pushed back to Saturday, no big deal. I know everyone has their off days.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

woohoo! that time of night again when i do another: DAY'S END REPORT! i know everyone has been looking forward to this, so lets check out the stats for this March 23, 2006 (which is actually over two days. i was too tired last night):

started 3/21: 8578
ended 3/23: 8668 nifty little palindrome there :P
change: 90
under judgement: 5

even with two slow days im ahead of my pace last week (42/day) at 45. its been much better this week. as for the rest of the night, im gonna hit the bunks and be very happy that tomorrow's friday. wont get much done cause, like slash, ive got a life tomorrow (live always). ill be hanging around the portal for maybe 15 min then out. happy blamming and good luck to all, especially for any more acheivements made today and new members.

*salute*