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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 20:13:20


At 3/21/06 06:52 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Hey guys. I am posting so I can be counted as still active. Things are going well as a level 10, and being 1/4 the way to Staff Seargent driving me to blam more. However, I would have a lot more points, but lately I have been, distracted, by xbox live. I haven't played it for like 9 months, but I'm starting to get addicted to it again. AHHH, its too hard to choose between blamming and xbox live! None the less, I still find time to get 50 b/ps in a day.

*salutes*

I know it can be difficult to do both. I was the same way for a bit, I didn't get into my x-box live for months and then got going again. If you work out a system it is not too bad though. I have a laptop with wireless, so I just put it next to where I am sitting and do both. Taking a break inbetween rounds or every half hour like suggested it great though, you get a lot done that way. I play a lot of halo 2, so why I am waiting for the next match to load I usually kick over to the portal. Good luck with it, have fun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 20:18:16


At 3/21/06 08:07 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: I just crossed the threshold to Staff!!! woo-hoo^_^...

Congratulations! That is certainly a feat to accomplish. Keep up the pace and you should be ranking up again pretty quick. It'll be smooth sailing untill Sergeant Major, then 1500 to rank up. I am still trying to get out of private, it's driving me mad. I just can't pick up the 100+ points in a day like everyone here. I top out it seems around 80. Good luck making it to first class.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 21:21:24


EOD report:

Total BP: 4005
Reached rank of Staff Sargeant First Class
Whistled flashes: 2

Time for some dinner.

*salutes and slips into the shadows*


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 22:07:28


DEFCON Update:

DEFCON 3...a bit belated, but hey - I was busy!

At 3/21/06 03:00 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 117 average, under 500 points to Colonel, though EagleRock is almost passing me... I won't go down without a fight.

Well, I'm up to my ass in deadlines, so you won't have much of a fight... :-/

At 3/21/06 12:50 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Well I would like a discharge. I am sorry guys but all of you are awesome Blam/ Protectors and I am letting the army down at the moment since I have a few worries at home and I feel it is not right that I can only put a little in a day where as all of you work nearly all day. Well it has been a great time and maybe one day in a bit when I am back to full strength I will come back *salutes*

Wait just a minute, soldier. You may notice here that everyone has their own problems. Hell, I'm up to my ass in deadlines, yet I'm still Chief Barracks Officer. Even SlashFirestorm is in a current quest for a life. ;-) What you do outside of these Barracks are your own concern. If you feel you can't do it, you are obviously pushing yourself too hard. Never forget that you are an Elite Guard...not everyone has the rank you do. Do what you can and it will be enough. You have already proven yourself.

At 3/21/06 06:05 PM, death_reheated wrote: before i attempt to get the necissary point values up i want to make a suggestion to the ruperts in the EG

I get the jist of what you're saying... The only thing is that we have means that prove this unnecessary. First off, the policy that only Elite Guards can hold membership is firm. However, there is a Newgrounds Police Headquarters for a reason. Second off, we consider Police Captains our closest recruits, and will sometimes refer them as Recruit so-and-so instead of Police Captain. As far as citizens et al, it is implied that with enough charge, they are all future Elite Guards. Therefore, there is no restriction to the posts here, as long as you show due respect to those that worked hard to earn their memberships.

Hopefully we'll hear from you and your progresses, Citizen!

*salutes the british way about turns and marches off*
At 3/21/06 09:21 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: Reached rank of Staff Sargeant First Class

Congratulations, Staff Sergeant! Use that added VP wisely!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 22:19:39


I keep seeing this Cub shooting game, which is the same thing getting flagged. Mainly because it's HTF?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 22:28:51


Attention a moderator viewing this post, this user has spam

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 22:41:19


At 3/21/06 10:19 PM, -Rule- wrote: I keep seeing this Cub shooting game, which is the same thing getting flagged. Mainly because it's HTF?

Even though I'm not in the EGB, I have to bring up something about this submission that I thought was a little odd. There was a second or third one submitted to the portal and when I hit play to get it started, I got a message from my anti-virus saying that another site was trying to connect to my computer. I don't know if that falls under the 'malicious' category but it bothered me. Just figure I'd get an opinion on this in here. Good day sirs.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 22:54:38


Here's the problem with sweeping the portal after every game though. I am directly connecteded to live, meaning I can't use the internet and play live at the same time. On top of that, I am broke so I can't buy a modem because I am on medical leave at work (I broke my arm and had surgery). This makes E-Moose frustrated! >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 23:00:07


also, i would like to congratulate (however you spell it) ShinDenjin for making staff seargent. That is my next goal i am working towards right now.

*salutes*


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 23:17:19


Modem problems. >:( I got home, not even getting my eye exam (but getting an appointment for tomorrow), and find my internets messed up. I think its fixed now though. Hopefully now I can deal with people asking for membership and all.
Today's point count isn't going to be good...
Eh, I'll live. After tomorrow's eye stuff, I'll FINALLY be able to sit back and do my B/P'ing in absolute peace. I skip the eye exam if I didn't need a new prescription as bad as I do, lol...
Yeah, good hunting everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 23:46:49


well as much as i hate to say it, looks like im gonna have to do a days end report early tonight. im just too tired and theres just too much work to do. tomorrows looking like a very slow day. ive got a track meet an hour and a half away :( probably wont get much done but today was pretty productive:

started: 8483
ended: 8571
change: 88 very good for a school night
under judgment: 8

ill be hanging around tonight until i just cant get any more b/p-ing done. i really wanna hit 100 and with those 8 still being decided i might just make it. then id be happy. alright well im gonna go browse and hit the bunks in a few. happy blamming and congrats to all new acheivements. good luck!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 23:57:52


At 3/21/06 10:28 PM, purpleninja wrote: Attention a moderator viewing this post, this user has spam

you should have emailed a mod about the spam instead of making a post like this about it. cause chances are a mod won't look at this page of this thread for a while unless someone spams on this page and reports it

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 23:59:19


(sigh) I might have to end my B/P a little early today... I only got about 20 total because of school and a concert that I just got back from...

And who did I see, u ask?

NINE INCH NAILS!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 00:08:31


endofthedayupdate!

buhlams60
saves52

woah look at that ratio, odd...

totally total 112
judgement underwear7

hope you all had a good day. it's the end of the newgrounds week! happy b/p to all, and to all a goodnight.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 00:17:34


Daily Report For 3/21/06

Start: 4973 Blams/2503 Saves
End: 5075 Blams/2563 Saves
Total: 102 Blams/ 60 Saves (162 Total)

Next Rank: 362 Until Praporshchik

Today's Achievement: 5000 Blams Passed

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 00:19:39


Day's end report:

71 points. I am once again considering committing seppuku...lol.

How the heck did this win Turd of the Week instead of this? Poor Afro... :'(

Well, back to the portal...I need to go overdrive so I can get Major by Thursday...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 00:23:22


At 3/22/06 12:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: How the heck did this win Turd of the Week instead of this? Poor Afro... :'(

i dont know, but it makes me very sad. the amount of abusive reviews would have been extreme, golden whistles for everyone! but nooo, for some reason GSK wins it. hopefully i'll ask wade about it tomorrow if afro doesn't get an answer, because as for now i'm off to bed. hopefully that totw changes by the time i wake up ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 00:24:24


Its been a long time since i did one of these.

End Of Day Report:
56 b/p points. I'm not having an luck getting my high numbers back. It's been to long and i just can't find the time for this anymone. It's making me sad. I should be flying right now but im not. I guess all i can do is try and do better. Everyone keep up the good work protecting the portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 02:07:19


End of day report
40 points which I am amazed I managed since I was only on for little bits well now I am off to sleep see you all *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 02:20:10


At 3/22/06 12:17 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Daily Report For 3/21/06

Next Rank: 362 Until Praporshchik

Today's Achievement: 5000 Blams Passed

Only 362 to Praporshchik? That should be easily enough done over the next couple of days if you continue the way you are. Great job. Hopefuly the portal will stay busy enough for you to get your promotion soon. Looks as though you had quite the day. Congratulations for passing 5,000 blams too. I just passed 1,000 the other day, my 5,000 goal is far off. Keep up all the great work.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 06:49:30


Sorry, sir, but my daily reports will have to wait until tomorrow. I have already started blamming and saving for the day, and at this point I cannot give useful data. I can, however, submit a status report now and when I retire for the night.
Blam/Protect rank #525
Blams: 3320
Saves: 1868
Next Rank: 812 blams/saves until Master Sergeant


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 07:43:11


So much work, so little time.

At 3/21/06 06:41 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: I don't know do we? I assume we don't.

Then how should I categorize that comment of "here he goes"?

Keeps us in touch with our inner conscience

Well with that I can't argue.

Why thank you. And no I do treasure alliances however how many members have we seen on the NGPD go back on us and join the "alliance"? Plenty. Think about how many have turned on your backs swearing friendship. And I do believe you once told me to trust no-one but oneself. Do you still believe in that?

The alliance is just a forum. Why our member psykolord is a member there and he brought no harm, what you are doing is called generalizing, some thing I know for sure psykolord won't be fond of.

Would have been nice

We'll send you a memo next time.

Demonstrations are for those who have something to teach. Do you have a lesson plan?

I have a lesson plan meant to smarten the fools and will enrich the wise, unfortunately I doubt we will agree on which part you belong to.

Ironically we hit the cold war right after.

While I'm sure that is a lovely fact I fail to see how it has anything to do with this situation.

At 3/21/06 08:07 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: I just crossed the threshold to Staff!!! woo-hoo^_^...

Congratulations.

At 3/22/06 06:49 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Next Rank: 812 blams/saves until Master Sergeant

Good luck Staff Sergeant, hope to hear from you again soon. Feels weird talking to you on B/P stuff because you never appeared too interested in NG stuff except for the depositing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 08:54:48


At 3/21/06 06:05 PM, death_reheated wrote: before i attempt to get the necissary point values up i want to make a suggestion to the ruperts in the EG for all recruits/probationers call them cadet for example i would be CDT death_reheated this is coming from an indevidual with military experience and understanding i do not want to tell you how to do your jobs but can make recruit identification easier again i am not telling you how to run the EG just giving a pointer oh and how about seperate countries having squadrons to fly their standards for their countries and having a CO for each SQN making it even easier to control the EG you can do what you want with thies tips but the cadet in me is making me do this

Basically, I would say that the idea of having each country is a decent idea, but it would not work. Most of us in the barracks fly the flag of NG. There is no discrimination due to country of birth, race, age or gender. I think that works much better.

Also, I couldn't really believe that you have a substantial amount of military experience, being only 16. I used to be in the scouts and that has probably given me as much experience as you. No offense.

At 3/21/06 06:31 PM, -Crux- wrote: also, if you're gonna start becoming a frequent member of NG, it's a good idea to raise your level above level 7 or so.. No one started to take me seriously (lol, or at least a little bit seriously) until I got around there..

I certainly would take him seroiusly if he was a level 1 EGSC though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 10:54:24


At 3/21/06 09:21 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: Reached rank of Staff Sargeant First Class

Nice work on getting to Staff Sergeant! *salutes*

Well, I don't keep track on how many B/P I get and anything else, but I'm sure I flagged over 1000 reviews yesterday, which is a hell lot, but probably nothing compared to how many reviews LW has flagged. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 11:31:33


At 3/21/06 11:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote: you should have emailed a mod about the spam instead of making a post like this about it. cause chances are a mod won't look at this page of this thread for a while unless someone spams on this page and reports it

I'm sorry, but I don't know any of the mod's e-mail address' but I've seen mods post here more often than the NGPHQ which is why I posted it here instead of there since there would be a higher chance a moderator would see my report.

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At 3/22/06 11:31 AM, purpleninja wrote: I'm sorry, but I don't know any of the mod's e-mail address' but I've seen mods post here more often than the NGPHQ which is why I posted it here instead of there since there would be a higher chance a moderator would see my report.

It's ususally [username]@newgrounds.com

Like these:
maus@newgrounds.com
denvish@newgrounds.com
dobio@newgrounds.com
jos@newgrounds.com
evark@newgrounds.com
jonas@newgrounds.com
ramagi@newgrounds.com

etc, etc. Or just click a mod's profile, and it should be listed in the mailto section (If their "Alias:" is a link)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 12:41:24


At 3/22/06 12:23 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote:
At 3/22/06 12:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: How the heck did this win Turd of the Week instead of this? Poor Afro... :'(
i dont know, but it makes me very sad. the amount of abusive reviews would have been extreme, golden whistles for everyone! but nooo, for some reason GSK wins it. hopefully i'll ask wade about it tomorrow if afro doesn't get an answer, because as for now i'm off to bed. hopefully that totw changes by the time i wake up ;)

No it wouldn't have been. The gayest showdown was even enough and it got front page and turd of the week. you would need at least 5-6 diamond mines of abusive reviews for that! ( Only a guess since i flagged around that many amount of reviews)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 13:16:22


Hey everyone take a look at This it is a disgrace another fileswap just to get TOTW when it had the chance someone email wade about this please

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 13:25:19


Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Got school this afternoon, then I have to focus my attention to a problem with corrupted data on my Soul Calibur III game.

Regarding LittleWashu's post:

I've seen that whole flash, in its entirety. User begged for protection. Typically, I wouldn't leave a review until some conditions are met, If the flash was done by a rookie that showed promise, People that comment "Vote 5 please, I want to see how this goes.", or if the flash in question was just too outlandish and, for lack of a better word, fucked up. That explains why I have so few reviews compared to yourself and a few others. You can say that I'm more reserved concerning these things as opposed to others. But if you still believe I violated Rule 2, then I apologize for it. No troubles involved, Situation squashed (at least I believe so).

*saliutes and slips into the shadows*


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-22 14:06:42


http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302886 This is a disgrace this guy is admitting his crime of resubmitting crap that was blammed just to piss people off