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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 01:25:26


Good evening, Soldiers!

I apologize for my absence today, but I had a lot of preparations for a mock negotiation I must do for my class tomorrow...tons of preparation required for this stupid thing...

Anyway, 110 B/P today...not bad for how busy I was...

I must get back to work. Keep at that Portal, Soldiers! Hooah!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 03:00:01


117 average, under 500 points to Colonel, though EagleRock is almost passing me... I won't go down without a fight.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 03:10:07


At 3/21/06 03:00 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 117 average, under 500 points to Colonel, though EagleRock is almost passing me... I won't go down without a fight.

Congratulations. It will be great to make Colonel, at your rate it should not take much longer to do. It will be intresting to see if Eagle will pass you. God help us all if he does, we'll never hear the end of it ^_^ Good luck to you sir, keep it up.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 04:32:14


At 3/21/06 03:10 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Congratulations. It will be great to make Colonel, at your rate it should not take much longer to do. It will be intresting to see if Eagle will pass you. God help us all if he does, we'll never hear the end of it ^_^ Good luck to you sir, keep it up.

*Salutes

Only 5 days or less, and I'm hoping Eagle won't catch up too much, his average last time was only about 3 points lower than mine.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 08:31:38


At 3/21/06 04:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Only 5 days or less, and I'm hoping Eagle won't catch up too much, his average last time was only about 3 points lower than mine.

Well, my past few days have been like wildfire on here. I've managed to get more BP than usual, hitting 50 on Monday, when I can only usually seem to hit 20-25. This may well mean a boost in my ranking for the B/P 51+ thread. I'm inside the top 250 now, so it shouldn't be long until I reach my next rank (EG 1st Lieutenant, here I come!)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 09:44:16


At 3/21/06 12:20 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
I noticed he just knocked out a bunch of them. I had a select few pages added to my favorites so when I went to flag them I realized they were gone. I have had my silver for a while now so I had hoped it would go gold, but not just yet. Thanks to you and all your help i should be able to get it on the next clearout. It was that thread and you that got me my silver in the first place, you always have the best links, so thank you. Keep up all the good work.

You won't get gold that easy man it took me 7 months to get it when I was at silver and my flagging pace is "Insane" so if you are going at a regular pace it will take you a lot longer to get it and if ramagi start getting whistle points again it will take you even longer because I think she flags as fast as i do if not faster

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 11:03:17


At 3/20/06 10:13 PM, Afro_sauce wrote: Hello fellow Barracks members, I am here to present my 10,000th blam ^_^.

Congrats on getting 10000 blams! *salutes*

At 3/20/06 10:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Wade is removing the abusive reviews that were brought to his attention ^_^ everyone who has a whistle below silver and was flagging check out your whistles they should be upgraded. for those who are silver and myself we will just have to wait for a while oh well

Yeah, I'll be having to wait for a longer while. I'm sure I'm nowhere near a gold whistle yet. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 12:41:39


Well, getting my eye exam today...I didn't expect it til later this week, grumble...so expect another lower-than-usual day from me, lol. After today, though, I'll be able to take it full pace for a good while.
On an unrelated note, if anyone has "In Someone's Else's Arms", by Johnny Lima, drop me an instant message...it's one of the few pieces of my music collection that I haven't been able to recover yet, lol.
I shall return in a couple hours. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 12:50:21


Well I would like a discharge. I am sorry guys but all of you are awesome Blam/ Protectors and I am letting the army down at the moment since I have a few worries at home and I feel it is not right that I can only put a little in a day where as all of you work nearly all day. Well it has been a great time and maybe one day in a bit when I am back to full strength I will come back *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 12:55:49


At 3/21/06 12:50 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Well I would like a discharge. I am sorry guys but all of you are awesome Blam/ Protectors and I am letting the army down at the moment since I have a few worries at home and I feel it is not right that I can only put a little in a day where as all of you work nearly all day. Well it has been a great time and maybe one day in a bit when I am back to full strength I will come back *salutes*

Nonsense, complete nonsense, all your work in this club is highly appreciated, never under estimate yourself. If you must go to attend higher issues then go but never think less of yourself for doing it so, you are every bit as important here as EagleRock himself, we all together made this place... If you must go then I will not hold you back, you are here by temporarily discharged with hope that one day you might return, if within 30 to 60 days you will not return you will get your permanent discharge, good luck soldier.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 13:19:17


*emerges from shadows*

G'morning ladies and gentlemen. I've had a long and restful weekend. I'm just checking in, haven't faded out yet. well, I'm off to hunt now^^

*salutes and slips into the shadows*


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 13:24:58


At 3/21/06 12:55 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: encouragement

Well I will stay around then but I will be less active as I have been for a couple of daysthis is because I am having to spend a lot of time at the hospital though I shall try my best!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 13:55:59


At 3/21/06 01:24 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Well I will stay around then but I will be less active as I have been for a couple of daysthis is because I am having to spend a lot of time at the hospital though I shall try my best!

No problem, we are glad you are not leaving, we have plenty of members less active than you, don't even give it a second thought.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 16:09:42


All midterms and such are over for me, so I will start raking in loads of B/P points.

By the way, I slip back on the old boxing glove tomorow, but this time with sharp spikes on it :)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 16:31:08


At 3/21/06 01:55 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/21/06 01:24 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Well I will stay around then but I will be less active as I have been for a couple of daysthis is because I am having to spend a lot of time at the hospital though I shall try my best!
No problem, we are glad you are not leaving, we have plenty of members less active than you, don't even give it a second thought.

That's right your still welcomed here just make sure you stop by and post once in a while. It does not matter if you don't get a B/P point in a month as long as your an Elite Guard and you make some time to post then you'll always be a member.

At 3/21/06 04:09 PM, KungFuCow wrote: All midterms and such are over for me, so I will start raking in loads of B/P points.

By the way, I slip back on the old boxing glove tomorow, but this time with sharp spikes on it :)

Well let me congratulate you a head of time on making it to level 12.

I don't like level 12

*salutes*

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 17:39:24


Sad news I caught yet another elite guard making a abusive review here it is

WTF...?! March 21, 2006
Reviewed by: ShinDenjin Overall rating: 0
dude... don't even try next time. If this doesn't get blammed, it'll get flagged. Either way, this was a shitty film.

this breaks rule 2 since it has no benifit to the author

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 17:46:28


permission to join the EG sir

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 17:48:53


At 3/21/06 05:46 PM, death_reheated wrote: permission to join the EG sir

Denied! read this


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 17:52:51


Hey guys.. I'm back...

Ugh, I got banned for apparently stating something in a topic that someone already said... something like that.. I didn't even know he said it before me, or that you could get banned for saying something someone already said... Mods are too ban-happy.. Most of the time, people who try as hard as they can to NOT get banned will end up getting banned, whereas the immature and rule-naive posters will have the privelege of staying... They abuse their administrative priveleges...

But on a little bit happier note, I'm half way towards Staff Sergeant. I'm sorry you have to leave though wastedwizard... I was hoping to have someone venture into the new worlds of Staff Sergeant-ness with me...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 18:05:32


before i attempt to get the necissary point values up i want to make a suggestion to the ruperts in the EG for all recruits/probationers call them cadet for example i would be CDT death_reheated this is coming from an indevidual with military experience and understanding i do not want to tell you how to do your jobs but can make recruit identification easier again i am not telling you how to run the EG just giving a pointer oh and how about seperate countries having squadrons to fly their standards for their countries and having a CO for each SQN making it even easier to control the EG you can do what you want with thies tips but the cadet in me is making me do this
*salutes the british way about turns and marches off*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 18:11:11


first of all, and not to intrude on your grammar, but periods would have helped in that paragraph. tough to reads all im saying. as for your suggestion, youll have to take it up with eaglerock, the founder. he may object to altering the club because it runs well the way it is. i cant think of any problems encountered thus far, but then again i dont know all the history. in any case, there may be just too few members right now and we already have a ranking system in place that functions flawlessly. then again, youll just have to wait and see how he responds. if you want to join though you should hit the portal. at 300 b/p join the ngpd and when you make it to private come back for admission. we appreciate your interest, none the less.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 18:31:39


also, if you're gonna start becoming a frequent member of NG, it's a good idea to raise your level above level 7 or so.. No one started to take me seriously (lol, or at least a little bit seriously) until I got around there.. The Barracks is a club chock full of intelligence and we take any1 who posts intelligently with (a little bit) of seriousness. However, the advice I give you, you will find, applies mostly to the General section of the forums..
Good luck with the Blamming tho!

-Sergeant Crux-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 18:41:47


At 3/21/06 01:21 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/20/06 05:56 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: (I hate commies.)
And I'm related to Trotsky...

At 3/20/06 06:06 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Man, Russia is good at freezing people out.
You bet your ass it is, any way I think we can move on now.

At 3/20/06 06:51 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Here he goes
Do we have a personal problem here SFC?

I don't know do we? I assume we don't.


They didn't. Its what they want you to assume.
Paranoia, how lovely.

Keeps us in thouch with our inner conscience


Doesn't concern me but I'll honour it anyway
So it doesn't concern you when allies need help, and I suppose when your best friend gets beat up you stand aside? Treasured friend you are.

Why thank you. And no I do treasure alliances however how many members have we seen on the NGPD go back on us and join the "alliance"? Plenty. Think about how many have turned on your backs swearing friendship. And I do belive you once told me to trust no-one but oneself. Do you still believe in that?


No one mentioned it
No one had to.

Would have been nice


Did I fucking complain? No.
And I suppose this whole long post is just to demonstrate you didn't right?

Demonstrations are for those who have something to teach. Do you have a lesson plan?


The man now wishes to suggest we have become a nazi party. Wonderful.
I would have suggested the same to any party that broke its contracts. The most obvious of which was this.

Stalin may have been an asshole but he still kept his word on behalf of the U.S to support us. It was in fact their own country at war and we jumped. Thats pretty nice of us don't you think? Ironically we hit the cold war right after.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 18:52:58


Hey guys. I am posting so I can be counted as still active. Things are going well as a level 10, and being 1/4 the way to Staff Seargent driving me to blam more. However, I would have a lot more points, but lately I have been, distracted, by xbox live. I haven't played it for like 9 months, but I'm starting to get addicted to it again. AHHH, its too hard to choose between blamming and xbox live! None the less, I still find time to get 50 b/ps in a day.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 19:13:27


At 3/21/06 06:52 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:
However, I would have a lot more points, but lately I have been, distracted, by xbox live. I haven't played it for like 9 months, but I'm starting to get addicted to it again. AHHH, its too hard to choose between blamming and xbox live!

Haha, what I'd do is play whatever game your into right now and just take a quick sweep of the portal every half hour or so. That way your not missing anything except maybe those that get whistled right away or the odd free blam submission.

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Day 2 of my coasting speed and I'm not missing Newgrounds too much, but the weekend will be a good test. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 19:24:10


At 3/21/06 06:52 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: AHHH, its too hard to choose between blamming and xbox live!

I play x-box live all the time and I Don't have any problems just check on it after every game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 19:38:38


At 3/21/06 07:13 PM, Major_punk wrote:
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Day 2 of my coasting speed and I'm not missing Newgrounds too much, but the weekend will be a good test. =)

You're very close to your 20K Blam and 10K saves. The rate at which you blam I consider fast and at that speed the goal will be achieved in minimal time. Reviews don't worry about it, even a short and sweet one counts, whatever it takes to get you there. Posts....not far at all. Good luck and god speed!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 19:44:02


At 3/21/06 05:39 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Sad news I caught yet another elite guard making a abusive review here it is...

I thought it was helpful... If I submitted something I thought was sooperdooper on a stick, I'd appreciate reviews letting me know I should shift my attention elsewhere. At least it's better than getting no reviews at all. And out of all the truly helpless submissions I see, a lot of them would wind up with no reviews if everyone followed Rule 2 to such a suffocating extent. Since I'm not sure which submission it was, I'll assume the mild expletive was appropriate for the submission's age-rating/content.

Either that, or I'm completely wrong here. If that's the case, what's the Rule-2-appropriate way to let someone know their flash is crap, and that they should start on something new? You know...for those submissions you just can't help reviewing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 19:46:50


End of Day Report:

So much for a good week. It's like the world knew I only had 8 lectures this week and has punished me by piling on more coursework than I have ever seen!! On top of that I have no fewer than 4 water polo matches this week meaning I am now busier than ever! I'm off for two weeks at the start of the Easter holidays, and intend to cement my place in the top 300 by then, but at this rate I may struggle to do so!

Anyway, today wasn't as bad as the last few and I racked up about 80 points (after just 7 yesterday). However I will have almost no time for the rest of the week now!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 20:07:58


I just crossed the threshold to Staff!!! woo-hoo^_^...

I'll give my end of day in a little bit.

*slips into the shadows*


Die...