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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 17:55:10


At 3/20/06 05:51 PM, CrazyCory564 wrote: Sir, requesting permission to join the Elite Gaurd sir!

permission denied you need 1500 B/P points to join the EGB until then go to the portal and rake in enough points ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 17:56:09


At 3/20/06 05:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And let us not forget the battle when the Germans tried to invade Russia but failed because they came unprepared to the strong Russian winter and simply froze to death. Poor strategy there, a mistake the German army could not afford twice.

Hitler was stupid enough to think that Russia would surrender in the first three months of attack, that was why he chose to attack in lateJune (22nd). He thought about the cold Russian weather when winter came, but he believed that Moscow would have beemn captured by the time winter came. By the time Hitler attacked Russia, Britain was still fighting in the western front. The Nazis could not afford fighting in two front lines. I cannot understand why Hitler wanted to attack Russia, a neutral nation before the attack. Russia was also afraid of Germany, that was why Stalin (I hate commies.) made a peace treaty with Germany before WW2. I am sure that Russia would not attack Germany first which would have given Hitler ample time to take out Britain. Yea, I know that Royal Navy ruled, but if Hitler focused purely on attacking Britain, the Brittish had no chance. A big mistake by Hitler reversed the outcome of the war.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 18:01:33


At 3/20/06 05:55 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/20/06 05:51 PM, CrazyCory564 wrote: Sir, requesting permission to join the Elite Gaurd sir!
permission denied you need 1500 B/P points to join the EGB until then go to the portal and rake in enough points ok?

Ok. Didn't know that, sorry. (sorry bout not talkin like army)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 18:03:40


At 3/20/06 05:56 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: a history lesson and a counter for the failure

May I would hate to have you as an enemy if we went to war. I mean i am smart but you sould like you would be perfect for a job in the army.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 18:06:32


Man, Russia is good at freezing people out. I really dig the bit where Napoleon's army was marching on Moscow (I'm pretty sure it was Moscow), and right before he got there, they burned it to the ground. With no supplies to loot, most of the men starved to death on the march home. Most that made it back to civilization then ate themselves to death. I guess my point is that even a good strategy can fall apart when thrown against the stark landscape of Russia.

As for Germany, I think their major tactical error was not putting jet engines on bombers. Considering their success with fighters, they could have easily achieved air superiority.

:Then again, I'm not sure that's such a trump card once the Allies get the nuke.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 18:42:55


I am surprised I got over 100 points today already and the day is still young :) My flagging average isn't bad for me either I hope everyone else is reaping the points like i am well back to work for me!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 18:51:16


At 3/20/06 01:01 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oh for fucks sake...

Here he goes


Peregrinus: congratulations on using sprites. Though I personally recommend making them into a game because sprites are both crabapple of it and are good for it. There are very good sprite games out there, action, RPG and so on. Good luck.

Good luck indeed


Warhammer

What?

Could you please explain why during WWII Germany and Russia made a contract not to fight one another? ( sure, Germany broke it soon after but that is beside the point ).

They didn't. Its what they want you to assume.

I'll tell you, because two great armies should never be fighting each other.
Same applies here, if you don’t help the NGPD in any way we are breaking our alliance with them possibly turning them into foes.

Doesn't concern me but I'll honour it anyway

We had a deal, and as one sided as this partnership may be we are forced to help, you should be thankful not the whole Barracks is recruited for this. The one thing I absolutely hate is broken loyalties and promises, that applies here too if anything.

No one mentioned it

Don’t whine about it.

Did I fucking complain? No.

Don’t make us into the German end of this deal.

The man now wishes to suggest we have become a nazi party. Wonderful.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 19:18:03


Ok so now the answers to the not so popular quiz...

1. What day is Lock day?

May 26th

2. What day is Glock day?

July 18th

3. What day did the Star Syndicate make it's official debut?

April 23rd 2004

4. When a Clock Crew member signs up at it's forums how long must they "lurk" before posting?

7 days.

5. Who was the first Glock?

CannabisLock

Part #2 Fill in the blanks:
_____ Gang

Goatse Gang

_____ Legion

Lock Legion

SevenStar is a _________

SevenStar is a pedophile

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 19:48:22


Well, I'm back...I have my computer pretty much set up. Still haven't begun re-downloading my music collection, or trying to find at least some of the pics/video games I lost, but I got all the essentials up, defragged the damn thing...yeah, time to return to B/P'ing.
I knew I probably wouldn't be fastest this week due to a few outside factors, so at least this trouble didn't steal away my hopes, lol. Although it does delay my ascent to Major...
Oh yeah, no Day's End Report from me today, lol. I lost the notepad document with my records, so I don't know what I started with today. I'll just record what I end with today and start tomorrow.
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:14:21


Colonel -Rule- here.
I've finally made it out the 96 rank. I'm now in rank 94. And, soon, I'll advance to the next rank.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:20:16


At 3/20/06 08:14 PM, -Rule- wrote: Colonel -Rule- here.
I've finally made it out the 96 rank. I'm now in rank 94. And, soon, I'll advance to the next rank.

Do you ever take a break? Honestly that was.....fast. Unexpected but that was most certainly fast. Not too far away from promotion. I root you on the whole way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:32:56


At 3/20/06 08:20 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Do you ever take a break? Honestly that was.....fast. Unexpected but that was most certainly fast. Not too far away from promotion. I root you on the whole way.

Thanks.
Fast?
I was at rank 96 for the past week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:50:05


At 3/20/06 08:41 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Oh dear. A fileswap.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/302606

It was like that when I voted on it while UJ. Gave it a big 0.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:53:45


At 3/20/06 08:32 PM, -Rule- wrote:
At 3/20/06 08:20 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Do you ever take a break? Honestly that was.....fast. Unexpected but that was most certainly fast. Not too far away from promotion. I root you on the whole way.
Thanks.
Fast?
I was at rank 96 for the past week.

I still count that as fast. Moving on up from the 100 spot is not easy and it can take many weeks on end to get bumped up but here you are and there you go.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:54:32


At 3/20/06 08:50 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
It was like that when I voted on it while UJ. Gave it a big 0.

I voted on it when it first came into the portal. It was something entirely different, something good, then before passong it was fileswapped. How else do you think it could have passed judgement? Definetly a fileswap.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 20:57:22


Yes, I seen that too. It was a flash music video based on the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song Other Side. It was only 24 seconds long, good looking but too short.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 22:13:38


Hello fellow Barracks members, I am here to present my 10,000th blam ^_^.

Went though a lot to get it such as the battle to restart my computer because of some error that made me not able to use the internet. Also it seemed that getting the 10,000th one took quite awhile as usual for any goal haha.

Just thought I would pop in for awhile.

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 22:35:19


Wade is removing the abusive reviews that were brought to his attention ^_^ everyone who has a whistle below silver and was flagging check out your whistles they should be upgraded. for those who are silver and myself we will just have to wait for a while oh well

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 22:45:02


At 3/20/06 10:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Wade is removing the abusive reviews that were brought to his attention ^_^ everyone who has a whistle below silver and was flagging check out your whistles they should be upgraded. for those who are silver and myself we will just have to wait for a while oh well

thank you for telling us that and thanks Wade I am a silver whistle now o ya


<"Clusterfuck of ideas heading nowhere... " Writersblock

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 22:50:33


At 3/20/06 10:45 PM, sprint-T wrote:
At 3/20/06 10:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Wade is removing the abusive reviews that were brought to his attention ^_^ everyone who has a whistle below silver and was flagging check out your whistles they should be upgraded. for those who are silver and myself we will just have to wait for a while oh well
thank you for telling us that and thanks Wade I am a silver whistle now o ya

Ok now let's see you get the gold whistle Like I did I want to see someone else besides me get it

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 23:51:23


wow i really hope i can stay awake right now. the portal is strangely strong for about 12 am on a monday night/morning. maybe i can get the 8.5 k mark tonight and bring myself 1/3 of the way to second lieutenant. probably be while before i get there, unless we get several more nights like tonight. just thought id comment. back to the portal for me now. happy blamming.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:16:26


end of day report

B/P 130
submissions flagged since upgrade 9 I got 3 today
Reviews flagged ???

good night

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:20:40


At 3/20/06 10:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Wade is removing the abusive reviews that were brought to his attention ^_^ everyone who has a whistle below silver and was flagging check out your whistles they should be upgraded. for those who are silver and myself we will just have to wait for a while oh well

I noticed he just knocked out a bunch of them. I had a select few pages added to my favorites so when I went to flag them I realized they were gone. I have had my silver for a while now so I had hoped it would go gold, but not just yet. Thanks to you and all your help i should be able to get it on the next clearout. It was that thread and you that got me my silver in the first place, you always have the best links, so thank you. Keep up all the good work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:20:42


Daily Report For 3/20/06

Start: 4870 Blams/2461 Saves
End: 4973 Blams/2503 Saves
Total: 103 Blams/ 42 Saves (145 Total)

Next Rank: 524 Until Praporshchik

Today's Achievement: Passed 2,500 Saves
Tomorrow's Achievement: Pass 5,000 Blams

Good Hunting, Everyone!

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:37:07


kindof eh, fell asleep, so my stats are a little off :p

bee's 88
pee's 39
you jay 10
total 127

okay im done, going back to bed. nighty night, happy b/p'ing boys and girls :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:43:09


uhg. long day. heres the skinny on my day's end report:

started: 8402 b/p
ended: 8483 b/p
change: 81 points
under judgement: 11

overall a very good day for me, especially on a school night. if i keep this up it wont be too long until i hit second lieutenant. looking forward to it. hitting the bunks now. happy blamming to all, and to all a good night!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:49:31


Today was a good day for me so far I have gotten 143 B/P points.
Has anyone contact Wade because that file swapped flash is still there?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 00:54:18


Day's end report (sort of):

Currently have 13767 total...making me 233 away from Elite Guard Major...meaning two days, three tops. Eh. I'll be back to full pace tomorrow...although likely, sometime this week, I'm getting an eye exam, so I'll miss some time THEN too. Pfft...
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-21 01:21:56


At 3/20/06 05:56 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: (I hate commies.)

And I'm related to Trotsky...

At 3/20/06 06:06 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Man, Russia is good at freezing people out.

You bet your ass it is, any way I think we can move on now.

At 3/20/06 06:51 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Here he goes

Do we have a personal problem here SFC?

They didn't. Its what they want you to assume.

Paranoia, how lovely.

Doesn't concern me but I'll honour it anyway

So it doesn't concern you when allies need help, and I suppose when your best friend gets beat up you stand aside? Treasured friend you are.

No one mentioned it

No one had to.

Did I fucking complain? No.

And I suppose this whole long post is just to demonstrate you didn't right?

The man now wishes to suggest we have become a nazi party. Wonderful.

I would have suggested the same to any party that broke its contracts. The most obvious of which was this.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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