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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:49:12


At 3/20/06 01:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: I'd replace it, but I didn't make this sig...this is one madknt made. I should e-mail him and ask him for the file so I can change it myself.

Just mentioning it, if I ever get a stat sig I'll ask for one per each rank I haven't passed from the very beginning just so that I don't have to ask again.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 02:01:44


At 3/20/06 01:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 3/20/06 01:33 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I didn't do as good as you I only made 150 B/P. Almost made 300 points for today and yesterday. I haven't been reading the posts for the past two day did we get any new members?
I feel so...envious...lol
Nope, no new people that I personally met. Which isn't too bad, we don't want it getting too crowded in here, lol.

Your envious? MR. I GET OVER A 1,000 POINTS EVERY WEEK. Well no one new has joined. I notice that we at least get one new member on the weekend but I guess not this one.

...what's with everyone wanting to see Captain Firestorm have relations with a tree?!
-O

Sooooo umm what's it's name??

Hahaha

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 09:30:30


At 3/20/06 01:01 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oh for fucks sake...

Peregrinus: congratulations on using sprites. Though I personally recommend making them into a game because sprites are both crabapple of it and are good for it. There are very good sprite games out there, action, RPG and so on. Good luck.

Warhammer: Could you please explain why during WWII Germany and Russia made a contract not to fight one another? ( sure, Germany broke it soon after but that is beside the point ).
I'll tell you, because two great armies should never be fighting each other.

errr no just because they were scared of each other
and because hitler didn't want a war on two fronts.
and having a peace treaty made it easier to divide poland.

Don’t make us into the German end of this deal.

don't forget to exagurate.

btw end of day report of yesterday
1 shift (afternoon cet)
70 b/p


Serving Justice to flash since 1999

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 09:32:47


At 3/20/06 02:01 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
...what's with everyone wanting to see Captain Firestorm have relations with a tree?!
Sooooo umm what's it's name??

Hahaha

Woody

Serving Justice to flash since 1999

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 09:47:56


At 3/20/06 09:30 AM, nimmer wrote: because hitler didn't want a war on two fronts.

Especially against Russia. He needed enemies he could handle at the time. This isn't history class, the point was to explain that we shouldn't treat the NGPD as if strangers.

don't forget to exagurate.

I needed to end it some how. I have nothing against Germans, only the Nazi ones among them. You wouldn’t believe how man German people I actually know, sure most feel guilty and try to talk to us as if their pets but the few that don't are nice.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 10:54:54


At 3/19/06 04:00 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Reporting out! I got around 80 b/p and wrote 2 reviews which is about normal for Sunday, keep up the good work!

Hmm, try making a few more reviews. 2 is not a lot. Try making at least 5 reviews on a Saturday/Sunday unless you have loads of other things to do.

At 3/20/06 12:04 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: hmm. reached 16,000 blams today. 5 away from 9,000 protects.

Congrats on 9000 saves! So close to gfox's 2x10k pentalist. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 13:21:46


At 3/20/06 10:54 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 3/19/06 04:00 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Reporting out! I got around 80 b/p and wrote 2 reviews which is about normal for Sunday, keep up the good work!
Hmm, try making a few more reviews. 2 is not a lot. Try making at least 5 reviews on a Saturday/Sunday unless you have loads of other things to do.

I wish I had time to make reviews like I used to. I am way to busy flagging the bad one to make even one unless I watch something I really like. I used to review like crazy in the past but now I am reviewing at a snail's pace. oh nice post in the abuse thread by the way!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 13:30:45


At 3/20/06 10:54 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Hmm, try making a few more reviews. 2 is not a lot. Try making at least 5 reviews on a Saturday/Sunday unless you have loads of other things to do.

It sucks indeed but I have been in bed a lot for a week and am not really suppost to be on the computer so I have to wait until my parents go out

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 13:46:50


My computer got a virus. :'( It wouldn't let my computer fully restart...it'd get to right before the sign-in thing, then just freeze up. So I did the thing where you press F10 while it's starting up, and recover...I kept a good amount of stuff, but ugh...I lost all my pictures (hundreds)....all my music...my video games :'(
It's horrible. So I might have another bad day today, because it'll take all day to re-install what I lost, un-install the crap Windows comes set up with...defrag, restart about twenty times, get all my settings back to where they were...ugh. I don't even know where I got the damn virus. My virus checker went nuts all of a sudden and everything froze up. Now it's fine, but...pfft.
So yeah. Expect another slow day from me. But good hunting! :grumbles and continues tinkering:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 13:52:57


At 3/20/06 01:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: a sad story

I guess it suck to be you right now. but that is what happens when you to websites you can't trust. that is why I scan my computer every night before i go to bed and I always take the free updates with antivirus software. well back to the ART for me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 14:25:21


At 3/20/06 01:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A tregedy of a life time.

Man that sucks, I treat my pc like most people treat a car seat, I have anything set just like I like it and if any one moves it he is dead. Thankfully today my pc only crashed twice one me... I store most pictures on a cd for back up... mostly cars and...stuff.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 14:34:17


At 3/20/06 12:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

95 points. I slept in quite a bit, and was out for several hours. But heh, the time with them was worth it. I missed my girls so much...it's a shame I don't get to see them much. They forced me to hump a tree while they all took pictures, though. That was...quite different. :-O
So, er...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

i hope to god they don't post those online...

Slash has a social life! Wow, I am stunned. :O Oh, 95 is not bad for most of us, butAfro_Stud will probably pwn you in the daily average this week because of your sluggish b/p day yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 15:44:42


stolen alert! http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302544 read the authors comment he is giving himself away

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 15:49:38


At 3/20/06 03:44 PM, LittleWashu wrote: stolen alert! http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302544 read the authors comment he is giving himself away

Duly whistled. Why would you admit that your other submission is marked for admin review? That's just dumb...


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 15:51:28


At 3/20/06 01:21 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I wish I had time to make reviews like I used to. I am way to busy flagging the bad one to make even one unless I watch something I really like. I used to review like crazy in the past but now I am reviewing at a snail's pace.

Heh, I was about to go flagging all the abusive reviews for B, but I thought "Fuck it, I'll review some flashes instead" since I bet over 1000 of those reviews for B are abusive. I won't flag those reviews today, lol. But going on to review flashes was worth it since I've made 38 reviews this week (I lost three reviews, so my review count went up by 35. Still good).

At 3/20/06 01:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: My computer got a virus. :'(

Damn, that fucking sucks! I recently got hit by a virus and I know how bad it is. Hmm, I better virus scan my computer sometime very soon since I don't want the same thing to happen again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 15:52:16


At 3/20/06 03:49 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/20/06 03:44 PM, LittleWashu wrote: stolen alert! http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302544 read the authors comment he is giving himself away
Duly whistled. Why would you admit that your other submission is marked for admin review? That's just dumb...

I will say he other thing he submitted was stolen as well and it got marked I flagged it only because someone blew him up, posted a link to it. oh and it is now marked as well
yay! 2 flagged submissions for me today

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:11:15


kk, guys, i have even come up with a slogan. I know it looks like mine, but I am handing it up to the more worthy. Also, I would consider it an honor if I were to Join the Elite Guard Barracks under your command. To be involved with the portal is a priority which must be kept in its place. The slogan will (or could) be "We are the protectors, users, and keepers of the portal. If you want this sig, ask me. I hope to see you all in the future and hope this sig catches on.

P.S. I can also change any assets and do anything you want, such as PSP backgrounds or logos.

*static* OVER SIR!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:15:41


HERE it is sir!

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:34:09


At 3/20/06 04:15 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: HERE it is sir!

So...you took the sig you use...and changed the words. A sig isn't really needed, especially seeing as you didnt remove any of the BP badges that come before EG Private, and as some of the badges are disproportionate to others in size.

Nice thought though, thanks.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:38:45


stolen alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302558 when will the madness stop?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:42:19


At 3/20/06 04:38 PM, LittleWashu wrote: stolen alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/302558 when will the madness stop?

Holy crap I just found another as well. I cant link though i lost page. >:(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:44:37


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:50:23


well blackdeath, as enthusiastic as you are to want to join the elite guard barracks, im afraid i dont think youll be allowed in just yet. 1500 b/p is the minimum requirements for membership, as this is the "elite guard" barracks. get up to that private status (can take you just 3 weeks if you try hard enough. ask cap. slash!)

good effort on the sig, anyway. we might be able to use something original there in the future, so atleast keep reading whats going on here, even if you cant join yet.

yes, i feel like being a jerk cause i didnt get into boston college >:( its been a tough two weeks for me now. preppy catholics can suck my left nut.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:54:17


At 3/20/06 04:15 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: HERE it is sir!

Ill be blunt, it sucks. Besides we have a slogan nimrod.

"The Elite Guard Barracks, where odds are, every one is in a higher position than you"
Look here .


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:54:53


At 3/20/06 04:50 PM, world_famous wrote: well blackdeath, as enthusiastic as you are to want to join the elite guard barracks, im afraid i dont think youll be allowed in just yet. 1500 b/p is the minimum requirements for membership, as this is the "elite guard" barracks. get up to that private status (can take you just 3 weeks if you try hard enough. ask cap. slash!)

Thanx guys, I'll pop in as a "recruit"...I have been busy in real life, but I am trying to serve the portal as much as possible. :)))

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:54:57


At 3/20/06 04:44 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: Should I whistle this?http://www.newground..m/portal/view/3
02563

no just let it get blammed. wade said not to flag resubmitted crap movies or just crappy movies for 2 reasons

1 it gives the NG staff more work
2 letting the movies get blammed instead will get that person a15 day portal ban.

also you need 1500 B/P points to join. when you get 300 join the NGPHQ until you get 1500 then join here. but if you have an more whistle question don't be afraid to ask

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 16:59:36


At 3/20/06 04:54 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/20/06 04:44 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: Should I whistle this?http://www.newground..m/portal/view/3

02563
no just let it get blammed. wade said not to flag resubmitted crap movies or just crappy movies for 2 reasons

1 it gives the NG staff more work
2 letting the movies get blammed instead will get that person a15 day portal ban.

UHH...Thanx i guess every1... I dunno if I should come back though. I need to rank up and gain some respect. Bye evry1

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 17:24:16


At 3/20/06 09:30 AM, nimmer wrote:
At 3/20/06 01:01 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'll tell you, because two great armies should never be fighting each other.
errr no just because they were scared of each other
and because hitler didn't want a war on two fronts.
and having a peace treaty made it easier to divide poland.

I think this is just a matter of one person looking at strategy, and another person looking at motive. I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with Phantom's statement, and he wrote the book on military strategy...a book I'm sure was in the library of many an Arian officer. What nimmer offers as an argument, to me, just seems like motives supporting following a strategy of non-action.

Sorry, just couldn't pass up the opportunity to discuss tactics in the Barracks. Feels kinda weird, like standing in a kiddie pool full of luke-warm spagetti noodles.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 17:30:24


At 3/20/06 05:24 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: I think this is just a matter of one person looking at strategy, and another person looking at motive. I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with Phantom's statement, and he wrote the book on military strategy...a book I'm sure was in the library of many an Arian officer. What nimmer offers as an argument, to me, just seems like motives supporting following a strategy of non-action.

And let us not forget the battle when the Germans tried to invade Russia but failed because they came unprepared to the strong Russian winter and simply froze to death. Poor strategy there, a mistake the German army could not afford twice.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 17:51:49


Sir, requesting permission to join the Elite Gaurd sir!