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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 17:53:56


How many times is he can submit this?. Submitted way to many times. So sick of it. I flagged. Will you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 17:56:12


HELLO SIRS, i was just lurkin around...and I thought of a great idea for a sig. I can make an awesome sig that has to do with this club, so if ur interested just ask, sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 18:43:08


you have my attention, since i just got here and havent seen anything i missed today. lets see that sig!

o yea and a story related to DoD. we gave my friend who had never had a drink before two beers and he was out of it. we tried playing charades with him and the category food came up. so the drunken kid curls up in a ball and after 20 minutes we give up. he stands up and shouts "Im a meatball! God you guys suck!" and then i think he actually passed out a few minutes later. so yes, you can get drunk that easily, but i dont think it affects everyone that much. in his defense, hes a pretty small kid.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 19:11:08


At 3/19/06 05:56 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: HELLO SIRS, i was just lurkin around...and I thought of a great idea for a sig. I can make an awesome sig that has to do with this club, so if ur interested just ask, sir!

Go right on ahead. I am most interested. We do not get many sig makers ( except madnkt and he is a genious at what he does) but yeah you're more than welcome to make one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 19:59:38


The RR group makes yet another hilarious attempt at trying to pass flash through the portal. Really I find it more of a joke then being factual. I mean I've seen stick figure drawings better than this. A quiet riot I share with you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 20:06:11


At 3/19/06 07:59 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: The RR group makes yet another hilarious attempt at trying to pass flash through the portal. Really I find it more of a joke then being factual. I mean I've seen stick figure drawings better than this. A quiet riot I share with you.

I find their anti-glock flash amusing. Not for the flash itself, but for the authors comments: "the GG submit spam and flood the web with bad stuff". Oh, and making a shitty "flash" (using the term loosely" with a MSpaint penis on a robot is any better?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 20:20:36


At 3/19/06 08:06 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
I find their anti-glock flash amusing. Not for the flash itself, but for the authors comments: "the GG submit spam and flood the web with bad stuff". Oh, and making a shitty "flash" (using the term loosely" with a MSpaint penis on a robot is any better?

Ain't it true? And the most amazing facet in their drawing that just gurgles at my humour is how badly they draw the human penis. Its absolutely gut renching to see this overtubed shape thats suppost to show a human anatomy organ well I can all but sit back and laugh at their misfortune. And the comments. Exactly as you said, they counter the complaint with the same problem I mean honestly its worse then Hilary Clintons attempts at denying any relationships she has with female canidates when the proof is clearly given she's a lesbian. Life has a funny way of keeping us entertained.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 21:03:57


Well, I'm happy now. I finally found a flash style I'm good at: sprites. Don't laugh. I dont intend on making a Sonic, Mario, or another of the over-done sprites. I'll post this sample as a clue for ya...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 21:06:23


Damn...the droid in the .GIF file has decided to move around. It didn't look like that as flash format. Damn computer...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:32:29


At 3/19/06 09:06 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Damn...the droid in the .GIF file has decided to move around. It didn't look like that as flash format. Damn computer...

Think this takes a good start for you. Sprites usually set the animating pace for most artists and that direction would suit you if you'd like to step into the field and something such as the example you posted I'm sure will make a great flash entry. Hope you go through with it. Looks promising.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:34:30


I am here to report that Quikfox complained at the NGPD that some NGPD members spammed in the Alliance thread AGAIN. I have asked Tails to post a full membership list of NGPD so that the Alliance crew and check who the spammer is when they visit NGPD again. If a NGPD member is indeed involved, Tails should have no mercy towards him and discharge him without a second thought. But there is also a chance that someone who is not a NGPD member spammed at the Alliance thread and then claimed himself as a NGPD member. Sir, do you agree wth my resolution?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:40:40


At 3/19/06 10:34 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am here to report that Quikfox complained at the NGPD that some NGPD members spammed in the Alliance thread AGAIN. I have asked Tails to post a full membership list of NGPD so that the Alliance crew and check who the spammer is when they visit NGPD again. If a NGPD member is indeed involved, Tails should have no mercy towards him and discharge him without a second thought. But there is also a chance that someone who is not a NGPD member spammed at the Alliance thread and then claimed himself as a NGPD member. Sir, do you agree wth my resolution?

This issue has streched itself way to far over. Bringing issues into the barracks from NGPD is one thing but discussing a hopeless case of spamming from another wanna be group website is fruitless. Let the mods do what they do best ( and although I can't say I'm happy with what they do most of the time I live with it) its not our concern to be involving ourselves into something that has no rleevance with the barracks. I agree to what your saying and yes the growing matter should be put under hand but when will it end? Its these kind of situations you really have to ask yourself if you want to get involved in and as far as I'm concerned our duty does not go outside of the barracks but should remain in keeping this portal clean.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:47:06


At 3/19/06 10:34 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am here to report that Quikfox complained at the NGPD that some NGPD members spammed in the Alliance thread AGAIN. I have asked Tails to post a full membership list of NGPD so that the Alliance crew and check who the spammer is when they visit NGPD again. If a NGPD member is indeed involved, Tails should have no mercy towards him and discharge him without a second thought. But there is also a chance that someone who is not a NGPD member spammed at the Alliance thread and then claimed himself as a NGPD member. Sir, do you agree wth my resolution?

I will deal with this please, Lt Colonel D_o_D, as it IS my area of responsibility and I DO have the power to discharge members, and also the ability to get IP's from the NGPD forums to link with the supposed spammers. Please sir, I know you mean well, but just let me do my job.

Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:56:04


At 3/19/06 10:47 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/19/06 10:34 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am here to report that Quikfox complained at the NGPD that some NGPD members spammed in the Alliance thread AGAIN. I have asked Tails to post a full membership list of NGPD so that the Alliance crew and check who the spammer is when they visit NGPD again. If a NGPD member is indeed involved, Tails should have no mercy towards him and discharge him without a second thought. But there is also a chance that someone who is not a NGPD member spammed at the Alliance thread and then claimed himself as a NGPD member. Sir, do you agree wth my resolution?
I will deal with this please, Lt Colonel D_o_D, as it IS my area of responsibility and I DO have the power to discharge members, and also the ability to get IP's from the NGPD forums to link with the supposed spammers. Please sir, I know you mean well, but just let me do my job.

And can we let it end here please. So fed up with alliance bullshit and NGPD issues that get swapped into here. Not our business. I don't see how the NGPD should ne interlocked into our dealings in the barracks. I'm sure eaglerock can agree with me to stay on topic when in the barracks and to not drift to other matters. Thank you Peregrinus for settling this. End transmission.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 22:59:10


At 3/19/06 09:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Well, I'm happy now. I finally found a flash style I'm good at: sprites. Don't laugh. I dont intend on making a Sonic, Mario, or another of the over-done sprites. I'll post this sample as a clue for ya...

That dosn't look half bad sir. It is far better than I could ever do in flash. I am actually quite intrested in seeing your movie. Especially since you said no, sonic, no mario, ect. I don't think I can handle another flash devoted to mario bloopers. Good luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 23:12:06


At 3/19/06 10:56 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Thank you Peregrinus for settling this.

That's my job.

At 3/19/06 10:59 PM, Turkeybean wrote: That dosn't look half bad sir. It is far better than I could ever do in flash. I am actually quite intrested in seeing your movie. Especially since you said no, sonic, no mario, ect. I don't think I can handle another flash devoted to mario bloopers. Good luck.

Thanks. Yeah, I'm tired of all the Sonic/Mario/whatever overdone sprites. I havent seen any Star Wars sprites.

The only problem is that backgrounds are VERY hard to find, so I'll probably end up watching the movies over and over, and making my own backgrounds...not fun...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-19 23:36:28


Fine, I will trust and always trust Pere's (my way of calling him) his ability to get things done there with a positive solution. Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:04:16


hmm. reached 16,000 blams today. 5 away from 9,000 protects.

blams 115
protects 69
total 184
UJ 2

thus ending my week of freedom. oh well. happy b/p'ing everyone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:12:00


Hello everyone. Great to be back! So I don't think i missed anything big. I skimmed over the pages i missed and didn't see anything big so i should be ok. I'm dissapointed that i still haven't leveled up hopefully i get it by the end of the week.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:16:27


Day's end report:

95 points. I slept in quite a bit, and was out for several hours. But heh, the time with them was worth it. I missed my girls so much...it's a shame I don't get to see them much. They forced me to hump a tree while they all took pictures, though. That was...quite different. :-O
So, er...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

i hope to god they don't post those online...

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:18:15


Daily Report For 3/19/06

Start: 4762 Blams/2414 Saves
End: 4870 Blams/2461 Saves
Total: 108 Blams/ 47 Saves (155 Total)

Next Rank: 669 Until Praporshchik

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:26:28


Electric moose what is this about?

no no no March 20, 2006
Reviewed by: ElectricMoose Overall rating: 0
Don't you EVER put the ng logo as a watermark on things like this. Doing so means we are no better than ebaumsworld. Plus, this ain't flash.

that review is abusive because it is not telling him how to improve his work. if it is not his work just don't review but don't type abusive review ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 00:39:24


sigh...electric moose how could you?? i mean geeze. of all the things to do! (sensing the sarcasm yet?)

anyway, im about to do a statue report for the first time in a few days, so here goes:

started: 8342 b/p
ended: 8402 b/p
change: 60
rank: #293 (slowly moving up)

not bad for not starting until about 4 hours ago. things slowed down a lot around 11-12. still 5 under judgement too, so those should be in the back on the morrow. it looks like ill be turning in after a few posts on the forums. good luck to all and congrats on all level-ups i may not have responded to. seacrest, out!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:01:23


Oh for fucks sake...

Peregrinus: congratulations on using sprites. Though I personally recommend making them into a game because sprites are both crabapple of it and are good for it. There are very good sprite games out there, action, RPG and so on. Good luck.

Warhammer: Could you please explain why during WWII Germany and Russia made a contract not to fight one another? ( sure, Germany broke it soon after but that is beside the point ).
I'll tell you, because two great armies should never be fighting each other.
Same applies here, if you don’t help the NGPD in any way we are breaking our alliance with them possibly turning them into foes. We had a deal, and as one sided as this partnership may be we are forced to help, you should be thankful not the whole Barracks is recruited for this. The one thing I absolutely hate is broken loyalties and promises, that applies here too if anything. Don’t whine about it. Don’t make us into the German end of this deal.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:21:06


At 3/20/06 12:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

95 points. I slept in quite a bit, and was out for several hours. But heh, the time with them was worth it. I missed my girls so much...it's a shame I don't get to see them much. They forced me to hump a tree while they all took pictures, though. That was...quite different. :-O
So, er...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Sounds good! While you were out enjoying a little thing called "life," I was here doing work and helping a friend fix his computer. In the process I got 160 B/P! Excellent day for me!

i hope to god they don't post those online...

I hope they do. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:26:28


At 3/20/06 01:21 AM, EagleRock wrote: I hope they do. :-)

That could be funny, or disgusting.

P.S: Stat sigs are great but once the stat changes they need replacing, big hint.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:30:48


The portal is extremly slow. When i signed on all I saw was green down the board, so I must have missed some work. Giving a quick look to the end of days, I really should have been here sooner. Looks like you had a good day though eagle, way to go. Keep up everything everyone, things are looking great.

I know people have made stat sigs, level sigs, ect., but have you ever seen a forum sig? lol...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:33:38


At 3/20/06 01:21 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Sounds good! While you were out enjoying a little thing called "life," I was here doing work and helping a friend fix his computer. In the process I got 160 B/P! Excellent day for me!

I didn't do as good as you I only made 150 B/P. Almost made 300 points for today and yesterday. I haven't been reading the posts for the past two day did we get any new members?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:39:51


At 3/20/06 01:26 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/20/06 01:21 AM, EagleRock wrote: I hope they do. :-)
That could be funny, or disgusting.

That's why I want to see...I wish to know for myself!

P.S: Stat sigs are great but once the stat changes they need replacing, big hint.

I'd replace it, but I didn't make this sig...this is one madknt made. I should e-mail him and ask him for the file so I can change it myself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-20 01:47:42


At 3/20/06 01:33 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I didn't do as good as you I only made 150 B/P. Almost made 300 points for today and yesterday. I haven't been reading the posts for the past two day did we get any new members?

I feel so...envious...lol
Nope, no new people that I personally met. Which isn't too bad, we don't want it getting too crowded in here, lol.

...what's with everyone wanting to see Captain Firestorm have relations with a tree?!
:-O


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by the darkness.

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