Another quick post, as time is limited. Expect next post after 1800 hours.

DEFCON is same.

At 12/17/05 12:09 PM, psykolord wrote: Sirs!
*salutes*
Approximately two minutes ago, I acheived the rank of Elite Guard Sergeant. What is more, I got the blam movie with my promotion.
Now, to return to defending the portal!
*salutes again and again and again*

Good work, Sergeant!

*salutes*

At 12/17/05 12:16 PM, Grizzley wrote:

At 12/17/05 12:02 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: How about it, fellow Guards...do we want our own website?

i think that we should sir. it could help out with the chain of command as well as other info.

Duly noted. I think it would help, too.

At 12/17/05 12:55 PM, Major_punk wrote: Thanks for the offer, but in my opinion do we really need one? It wont harm us nor really benefit us. If you want to do it yourself go ahead but I dont want to have to do extra work for it. << sorry if that sounded rude but im really pressed for time I gotta move!

If the website does come up, it will not be your concern. In fact, you would become the Chief Barracks Records Officer with Captain_Chu being your Lieutenant Barracks Records Officer, assisting you in your recordkeeping. As your lieutenant, he would also be responsible for updating the website as per your stat updates. If necessary, I would step in in website design, as I am skilled in the trade as well.

I'd better be, it's what I do to pay for tuition...

At 12/17/05 01:20 PM, boloneyman wrote: I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too. Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?
*salutes*

Congrats, sir!

*salutes*

Keep vigilent on the Portal, as Foamy Day as spawned many submits and plenty of malicious intruders, two of which I had to blow the whistle on.

Hooah!

I no I'm not part of this yet but another BB flash sir

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/284233

At 12/17/05 04:45 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: I no I'm not part of this yet but another BB flash sir

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/284233

and we thank you for letting us know but if you are going to post a link to an under judgement flash, DON'T. read the second post on this page. you probably didn't know this so this is just to l et you know for future reference. don't do it again. we don't want this to be locked. but chances are, that we have recon in the portal. don't take this personally, i'm just letting you know. and maybe one day you can be here among the EG.

Ehh.. How do I Sirs.

DEFCON Update:

Foamy Day seems to be at a lull, which would indicate a slowing of activity. However, in case of surges of activity, I am keeping the DEFCON Level where it is (at DEFCON 1), especially due to anticipated late-evening activity. Also, be wary around midnight for any malicious flash (especially our anti-phallic friends) that might be about.

At 12/17/05 04:45 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: I no I'm not part of this yet but another BB flash sir

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/284233

I must agree with PFC Grizzley. Do not do this again. This is now against our rules, and will hamper your joining the Barracks in the future. We of the Elite Guard had to prove our skills to make it to this prestigous group, and have a multitude of skills that assist us in our duties. One of these skills is the ability to gain intelligence and perform recomaissance missions. Chances are, Safety Patroller, if you have discovered something, the Elite Guard knew about it a while already.

We appreciate your help, but please do not post again like this in the future. This behavior has comprimised other groups before, and we do not want it to affect our Barracks. Thank you.

Might I also thank PFC Grizzley for a well-handled situation. We may need you to take up a more official position here in the future.

At 12/17/05 08:00 PM, Meximator wrote: Ehh.. How do I Sirs.

If you are talking about joining our Barracks, here's the deal. First off, a profile is recommended. It is wise to let your fellow protectors of the Portal know about you. Also, you need to protect our Portal to prove you are worthy. I recommend going out on the Portal and blamming and protecting recent entrants to the Portal. After you gain enough points, you will be offered various positions around Newgrounds. if you are good enough, you might be offered a job in Portal Security, which would qualify you for a recruit to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, which is an ally of the Elite Guard Barracks.

Now, citizen...get out on that Portal and prove yourself worthy of a position here! In the meantime, you can converse with us and tell us your progress!

I appologize for my absence today, sir! I was at a friends house most of the day and have company over ASAP. Therefore, I will need to submit my report quickly.

Hours of Defense Logged (today): 0.5 hours

Hours of Defense Logged (yesterday): 6 hours

B/P Points Attained (today): 10

B/P Points Attained (yesterday): 80

Sorry for my less-than-stellar performance today, sir! I fear that the other things I have planned this wekkend will keep me from my goal of Elite Guard First Class...

At 12/17/05 08:11 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Might I also thank PFC Grizzley for a well-handled situation. We may need you to take up a more official position here in the future.

thank you sir. i'm just trying to keep us alive. but if you ever need sir, you can count on me.
*salutes*

At 12/17/05 09:04 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: I appologize for my absence today, sir! I was at a friends house most of the day and have company over ASAP. Therefore, I will need to submit my report quickly.

It happens, Private. Just keep chugging, soldiers!

Sorry for my less-than-stellar performance today, sir! I fear that the other things I have planned this wekkend will keep me from my goal of Elite Guard First Class...

Again, it happens. My final testing for the semester of training I am currently in has hindered my abilities as well. For instance, today has been a crazy amount of flash, but I only have gotten 130 B/P, where I know I could have gotten quite a bit more. Good luck on PFC, Private!

At 12/17/05 10:47 PM, Grizzley wrote:

At 12/17/05 08:11 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Might I also thank PFC Grizzley for a well-handled situation. We may need you to take up a more official position here in the future.

thank you sir. i'm just trying to keep us alive. but if you ever need sir, you can count on me.
*salutes*

Excellent to hear, PFC. I will have to follow up with you later on things, but I am unfortunately tied up right now. I will get back to you soon!

Hooah!

End of day report:
I earned about 148 points today, give or take a few because of the flashes I voted on that are still under judgement. This is my personal best ever! If I work extra hard in the next two days, I might become Sergeant a day earlier than my goal (the 20th), and become it on my birthday (the 19th)! That would be a nice present to myself...
Foamy Day sure had a lot of crap flashes, but it certainly was good for points! ^_^
I'll stay on the portal a little longer before I go to sleep...may as well earn a few more points! Goodnight, and good hunting! :salutes:

At 12/18/05 12:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: End of day report:
I earned about 148 points today, give or take a few because of the flashes I voted on that are still under judgement. This is my personal best ever!

good job Corporal.

Foamy Day sure had a lot of crap flashes, but it certainly was good for points! ^_^

good hunting! :salutes:

it really did. i swear i never left the damn portal. :) but it was a good point day. and good hunting to you. you need those points by the 19th. *salutes*

DEFCON Update:

As Foamy Day has finally ended, l have decided to drastically reduce the DEFCON Level from DEFCON 1 to DEFCON 4. Keep wary for potentially malicious flash throughout the night, as the early morning hours seem to be a popular time for upvoting on the Portal.

At 12/18/05 12:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: End of day report:
I earned about 148 points today, give or take a few because of the flashes I voted on that are still under judgement. This is my personal best ever! If I work extra hard in the next two days, I might become Sergeant a day earlier than my goal (the 20th), and become it on my birthday (the 19th)! That would be a nice present to myself...

Not bad work, Corporal! I myself clocked in at around 141 points (give or take), which makes it much more lucrative than past Saturdays, considering I had a final exam in my training course today.

it was a pain in the ass, too...

Foamy Day sure had a lot of crap flashes, but it certainly was good for points! ^_^
I'll stay on the portal a little longer before I go to sleep...may as well earn a few more points! Goodnight, and good hunting! :salutes:

I was actually surprised that the flash was not that numerous. The majority of flash to come through was around midnight and early morning yesterday, which was undoubtedly a time for vote-skewing. The 250 flash we got was a standard number for the Portal on a weekend. But, the Portal has been stagnant lately, which might signify room for growth!

Well, off to the bunks I go! Good night, fellow soldiers!

foamy day has nice overall. Some nice things were done, I hope they make it into the collection... Also while playing dad n' me I found a "kid" called illwill making me think tom was just kidding around seeing as Wade was there too...

At 12/17/05 01:44 PM, Grizzley wrote: i won't get a new badge until about 200 or so b/p points. but that's not too bad.

Ah, that's not far away, sir. 900 for me is still quite a long time. Maybe that would take two and a half weeks, but I'll try and make it to under two weeks. Thank god for the christmas holidays that will start for me in a few days time. Wednesday, I will be finishing school at 2PM GMT.

At 12/18/05 01:54 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Well, it was a bit of a normal day for me on the portal. Not much more flashes uploaded than usual. :( Oh well.

At 12/18/05 07:24 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 12/17/05 01:44 PM, Grizzley wrote: i won't get a new badge until about 200 or so b/p points. but that's not too bad.

Ah, that's not far away, sir. 900 for me is still quite a long time. Maybe that would take two and a half weeks, but I'll try and make it to under two weeks. Thank god for the christmas holidays that will start for me in a few days time

compared to you, mine is a breeze. but i'm sure that you'll make it in 2 weeks. but you shouldn't be calling me a sir...sir.

sounds weird

if i may say so sir, you don't need to say 'sir' unless that person is senior to you, in my case i'm a long ways of being so. but i'm not a sir, i'm a PFC. not to mean any disrespect but that's military customs and courtesies. *salutes*

DEFCON Update:

The Portal is slow for a Sunday, so the DEFCON Level will stay at DEFCON 4 until further notice.

At 12/18/05 07:24 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Ah, that's not far away, sir. 900 for me is still quite a long time. Maybe that would take two and a half weeks, but I'll try and make it to under two weeks. Thank god for the christmas holidays that will start for me in a few days time. Wednesday, I will be finishing school at 2PM GMT.

Unfortunately, sir, my training ends next THURSDAY (Yes, December 22nd) at around 2100 hours. Luckily, though, As of now, I feel close to my next promotion. My superious are giving hints that I might be ready for the promotion as early as Monday!

At 12/18/05 01:54 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Well, it was a bit of a normal day for me on the portal. Not much more flashes uploaded than usual. :( Oh well.

Agreed, sir. I merely had the DEFCON Level as high as I did due to the potential the day gave. I was surprised the Barney Bunch didn't make an appearance that day, and the Foamy Day submits were few. Oh well.

After calculating, I found that I have damn near fifty B/P per day, from yesterday and today so far. I will make sure this becomes the rule instead of the exception, SIRS!
*salutes*

BB warning! Check the moive "Bathroom Bitch". I saw the same moive a week ago. So it is probably a BB moive. Go for it, guards!

At 12/18/05 03:07 PM, psykolord wrote: After calculating, I found that I have damn near fifty B/P per day, from yesterday and today so far. I will make sure this becomes the rule instead of the exception, SIRS!
*salutes*

Very good, Sergeant. 50 B/P a day is a very respectable rate. Good luck!

At 12/18/05 05:13 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: BB warning! Check the moive "Bathroom Bitch". I saw the same moive a week ago. So it is probably a BB moive. Go for it, guards!

Duly noted. A quick recon shows the website to be fake and the "Vocals by Drew" is not exactly hiding it, either. Great work, sir!

Also, the flash sucks, so I blammed it anyway.

At 12/18/05 05:24 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:

Duly noted. A quick recon shows the website to be fake and the "Vocals by Drew" is not exactly hiding it, either. Great work, sir!

Also, the flash sucks, so I blammed it anyway.

Yeah, they did give out the obvious, but, come on, it wasn't that bad.
I gave it a 3.

At 12/18/05 05:34 PM, -Rule- wrote: Yeah, they did give out the obvious, but, come on, it wasn't that bad.
I gave it a 3.

yeah, it wasn't all that bad. i gave it a 3 also. i vote on the current flash that is under judgment. not on what i think it will become. you never know, it's not always a bb flash. but if it was, then it'll get deleted anyway after they file swap it. but that's just my opinion.

By the way, it was a Barney Bunch flash. I'm sure you can see it right now on the Portal.

And I know you seemed to like it, but I just didn't think it was good. So, I voted fairly on it. I'm glad you two like to vote fairly as well!

Come on, guys! How could you let the BB moive pass the judgement? Where are your whistles?

I whistled it, but it wasn't enough, it seems.
Portal seems a lot less active than yesterday...which means I probably won't reach Sergeant by my birthday tomorrow, but that's okay...it was a lofty goal anyway, getting 500 points in 4 days. I'll rank up on the 20th as originally planned and it'll be fine. Besides, I turn level 10 at midnight, and that can be my birthday present to myself.
I hadn't seen any Barney Bunch fileswaps in a few days, so I was hoping MAYBE they'd decided to just spam up the portal with straight-up crap, instead of file-swap crap. But I should have known the enemy wouldn't give in that easily...
I'll go patrol to try and stop any more attempts. Good hunting, everyone! :salutes:

At 12/18/05 05:55 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: By the way, it was a Barney Bunch flash. I'm sure you can see it right now on the Portal.

And I know you seemed to like it, but I just didn't think it was good. So, I voted fairly on it. I'm glad you two like to vote fairly as well!

I knew it was a barney bunch flash. But I thought that was their original flash.

On general, I heard a post saying their done with file swap. Guess they're still at it.

At 12/18/05 06:53 PM, -Rule- wrote: On general, I heard a post saying their done with file swap. Guess they're still at it.

it's the general forum, you can't trust everything there. even if it was the truth, there will always be that one person who will do it.

At 12/18/05 06:53 PM, -Rule- wrote: I knew it was a barney bunch flash. But I thought that was their original flash.

On general, I heard a post saying their done with file swap. Guess they're still at it.

Well, Captain sir, I think the person posting there was simply speculating that the Barney Bunch wouldn't do it. However, I think they have proven that they aren't giving up anytime soon.

Also, I think the Barney Bunch is simply trying to trick us or something. Perhaps they are trying to lull us into a false sense of security or simply make us wonder whether they will continue or not. I think we should ignore these signs and simply assume the worst. I don't think the Barney Bunch would give up like that so randomly.

At 12/18/05 07:43 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: However, I think they have proven that they aren't giving up anytime soon.

i doubt they ever will give up sir. if they stop, then more than likely someone else wil pick up the task of doing it.

Also, I think the Barney Bunch is simply trying to trick us or something. Perhaps they are trying to lull us into a false sense of security or simply make us wonder whether they will continue or not.

either way, we'll be there to stop them whenever possible.

I don't think the Barney Bunch would give up like that so randomly.

neither do i. they just like pissing people off way to much to stop just for no reason.

The Police Lieutenants on Ng would like to say howdy there.

At 12/18/05 06:53 PM, -Rule- wrote: I knew it was a barney bunch flash. But I thought that was their original flash.

On general, I heard a post saying their done with file swap. Guess they're still at it.

I saw that as well. The General Forum is simply too untrustworthy, sir! I feel, however, that there is some merit to the post. Today was the first file-swap BB flash I've seen in the past week. I think Wade may have actual persuded action against the Barney Bunch...

At 12/18/05 07:55 PM, Re-Spawn wrote: The Police Lieutenants on Ng would like to say howdy there.

Howdy, Lieutenant!

At 12/18/05 07:55 PM, Re-Spawn wrote: The Police Lieutenants on Ng would like to say howdy there.

Well, howdy, Police Lieutenant! I hope you are aware of the NGPD Headquarters, as you will no doubt enjoy it there. Hopefully you will progress soon enough to join our ranks here in the Barracks! In the meantime, feel free to stop by and converse with us as you wish.

Hooah!