Well, parts of all my posts are now inaccurate...introducing, Elite Guard Private First Class Socially-Failed!

It took me four four days, but I finally got it, and have about 13 pending!

So here is now it:

Rank: Elite Guard Private First Class
------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 1,228 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 772 quality entries.

I will be sure to be on the Portal much more than I already am, for I want to have an Elite Guard gold metal at some point before I'm 14!

.::Elite Guard Private First Class Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Congratulations Private First Class Socially-Failed on your promotion. It took your 4 days? It took me like 1 month because I slacked off! Anyways, congrats again.

*salutes*

I have officially de-noobed myself. LEVEL 10!!!

Day's end Report:
BP: 129
Reviews: 2
....with replies: 1

Overall, productive day.

At 3/18/06 11:17 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: The suspense for level 10 is killing me...

Well, I guess congratulations are in order! Good work on Level 10!

Also, my End of Day Report:

120 B/P. Not bad considering I was out for most of the afternoon...whee!

Daily Report For 3/18/06

Start: 4677 Blams/2363 Saves
End: 4762 Blams/2414 Saves
Total: 85 Blams/ 51 Saves (136 Total)

Next Rank: 824 until Praporshchik

Today's Achievement: Level 10
Average For Week 3/12-3/18: Approximately 132 per day

Good Hunting, Everyone!

*Salute*

At 3/19/06 12:01 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have officially de-noobed myself. LEVEL 10!!!

congrats. level 9 is awful. my alt is finally almost out of level 10 B)

today was alllllright.

blams 103
protects 57
total 160

happy b/p'ing you guys!

At 3/19/06 12:01 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have officially de-noobed myself. LEVEL 10!!!

Congratulations! Enjoy your first real level and feel good about yourself passing what many NG users give up on.

Day's end report:

(slightly off due to me talking on the phone/being distracted and not realizing the time)

160 points. Eh, not bad. Tomorrow I may also get a haircut and miss even more time, lol...but that's okay. I need to see these girls...it's been a long time and I missed them... <3
So yeah, I won't be dead-set on star pace/fastest this week. Me getting the fastest daily average two weeks in a row is fine with me! :-D
Congrats to everyone who ranked/levelled up! I myself should get my level up in less than a month, and I'm now closing in on Elite Guard Major...should have it in 4-5 days.
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 3/18/06 04:43 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

Oh, so he is banned, but not deleted. :( Oh well, at least he's banned.

I heard somewhere that he was locked out of his account by Wade. So I guess that's as close as you can get to being deleted...

At 3/18/06 01:55 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

HT52 now reigns supreme over us...

Nope him and Pimp are both level 30's once again. I always use this handy little list to see if someone has missed a deposit or just hasn't done it yet.

At 3/19/06 12:01 AM, ElectricMoose wrote:

I have officially de-noobed myself. LEVEL 10!!!

Now just stick around for the next one, don't quit find your routine.

Oh and good job. ^_^

--------

End of day: 95+b/p, 2 reviews.

So tommorow is a day of huge importance for me and I need a good night sleep for once, I'm off to bed.

I am drank right now, so if I happen to say something that I should not say, please forgive me. :P As a matter of fact, tonight was the first time for me to drink beer---there is a story behind it. A few friends of mine and me were watching the Duke vs GW game in the afternoon. Near the end of the game, because my boys were way ahead, a dude decided to make a bet just for fun. He said that he had a feeling that Redick would miss 5 FTs in the game. (JJ was 0/3 already by the time he said that.) I said hell no since JJ was one of the best free throw shooters. He then said that he wanted to make a bet, if JJ missed 5 (or more) FTs, I would have to drink 3 bottles of beer. (500ml per bottle) I agreed since I did not know that JJ would only make 2 out of 7 FTs. By the time JJ and crew came back to the campus, I joked with him saying that he cost me the bet at dinner. He told me that I had to experience something new (drinking beer) just like him missed 5 FTs for the first time. Anyway, because of the bet, I am very drank now. Just wanted to show up here, now I am off to bed. :P

At 3/19/06 02:28 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am drank right now,

Well you said you are drank so I got that very quickly... Good luck getting sober.

Things have definatly slowed down on NG. Looks like everyone has turned in early. I have been scouring the bbs looking for soem spec of life and have found nothing. I have even had to resort to the level up lounge, lol. All and all it was a pretty good day for b/p though. I will not be setting any star pace days anytime soon, but I had a decent haul. From the looks of everyone's day end's, you all did pretty well. Congratulations to the level and rank promotions to those of you who recieved them. Keep it up.

At 3/18/06 04:27 PM, Major_punk wrote: A few people were talking about the days until they level up and for me it's only 13 more days. =)

13 more days until the worst level icon ever! Unlucky you Major! :(

*waits for LW to disagree*

At 3/18/06 11:17 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: The suspense for level 10 is killing me...

Heh heh, looks like you just got level 10. :)

At 3/18/06 11:20 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Well, parts of all my posts are now inaccurate...introducing, Elite Guard Private First Class Socially-Failed!

Congrats on becoming a Private First Class. *salutes*

At 3/19/06 12:29 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: congrats. level 9 is awful. my alt is finally almost out of level 10 B)

My alt should be where your alt is right now, but I missed deposits when both of our alts got level 10. Oh well, I wasn't really aiming for my alt to get to level 11. Maybe get there, then stop depositing. I got another alt to deposit with.

At 3/17/06 11:46 PM, -Crux- wrote: you wanna know what REALLY pisses me of?

Wade does know i exist. and i think you should cut back on the joints. weed is obviously making you paranoia.

At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:

::

Well, I'll put it this way. This was my trip to the liquor store:

not bad.

However, Guinness Extra Stout has to be the hardest beer I've ever drank. I thought Beck's Dark Oktoberfest was strong, too. That stuff was piss-water compared to the Guinness. Never before have I seen a beer that will not allow light to pass through it. I actually tried putting a flashlight through a glass of Guiness Extra Stout...IT WILL NOT GO THROUGH.

guiness is great but here we have beers that are still stronger 10° or even 12°

I love Irish people.

we all are irish.

and for patricks sake can't have a decent st-pats and by that mean in an irish pub or so?

Sir, I apologize for the lack of posts. Don't worry; I'm not AWOL. In fact, I just went back up to #526, so I regained the position I held when I joined. By the way, just what is a Praporshchik? I know that it's a rank in the Russian army, but I can't remember its American equivalent.

At 3/19/06 07:04 AM, mr_trivia wrote: . By the way, just what is a Praporshchik? I know that it's a rank in the Russian army, but I can't remember its American equivalent.

it is the lowest commanding officer or so i'm told

and there i rumour that it is also an warrant officer of the USA coastal guard.

At 3/19/06 07:04 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Sir, I apologize for the lack of posts. Don't worry; I'm not AWOL. In fact, I just went back up to #526, so I regained the position I held when I joined.

Don't worry, I can vouch that even though you might not be active ( and with your life no one can blame you ) you always come back eventually

By the way, just what is a Praporshchik? I know that it's a rank in the Russian army, but I can't remember its American equivalent.

I would recommend checking
here but from my small understanding of the idea and Russian ranks I think it means one of the Warrant officer positions.

DEFCON Update:

DEFCON 3!

At 3/19/06 07:04 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Sir, I apologize for the lack of posts. Don't worry; I'm not AWOL. In fact, I just went back up to #526, so I regained the position I held when I joined. By the way, just what is a Praporshchik? I know that it's a rank in the Russian army, but I can't remember its American equivalent.

Praporshchik is Russin for "Top Warrant Officer." Warrant Officers in the US Army are in between the NCO (noncommissioned officer) and CO (commissioned officer) ranks. They are awarded to Sergeants who are so skilled in an aspect of military operations that they are taken out of NCO status. They are, in essence," non-commissioned commissioned officers."

The NG staff decided to choose Praporshchik instead of "Warrant Officer" for the rank, probably because it sounded cooler.

And it does. :-)

At 3/19/06 11:38 AM, EagleRock wrote: The NG staff decided to choose Praporshchik instead of "Warrant Officer" for the rank, probably because it sounded cooler.

No, they chose it cause they know half the users have trouble spelling it.

And it does. :-)

Agreed.

At 3/19/06 02:28 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am drank right now, By the time JJ and crew came back to the campus, I joked with him saying that he cost me the bet at dinner.

I dont believe you joked with him, and three bottles of beer wont make you drunk.

At 3/19/06 12:53 PM, iscrulz wrote: I dont believe you joked with him, and three bottles of beer wont make you drunk.

I've seen some real lightweights that can't take three bottles of beer. For instance, one time, I had to drink the bottoms of some Corona Lights for my friends, because they were "too strong to drink." Of course, they were under 18.

Makes me wonder, Lieutenant Colonel...are you really that much of a lightweight?

At 3/19/06 02:28 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am drank right now, so if I happen to say something that I should not say, please forgive me. :P As a matter of fact, tonight was the first time for me to drink beer---there is a story behind it. A few friends of mine and me were watching the Duke vs GW game in the afternoon. Near the end of the game, because my boys were way ahead, a dude decided to make a bet just for fun. He said that he had a feeling that Redick would miss 5 FTs in the game. (JJ was 0/3 already by the time he said that.) I said hell no since JJ was one of the best free throw shooters. He then said that he wanted to make a bet, if JJ missed 5 (or more) FTs, I would have to drink 3 bottles of beer. (500ml per bottle) I agreed since I did not know that JJ would only make 2 out of 7 FTs. By the time JJ and crew came back to the campus, I joked with him saying that he cost me the bet at dinner. He told me that I had to experience something new (drinking beer) just like him missed 5 FTs for the first time. Anyway, because of the bet, I am very drank now. Just wanted to show up here, now I am off to bed. :P

LOL. The funny man said drank! It actually makes perfect sense as to what happened to me the other night on st. patty's night. I had gotten so drank on grape's juice my stomach killed over. The dranking had most certainly exploded my appetite to eat so I said to myself " what if I get drunk?". The wonders it did!

At 3/19/06 03:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: Makes me wonder, Lieutenant Colonel...are you really that much of a lightweight?

I know I'm not, my weight is decent and thanks to that as well as some other factors I drink like a bottomless barrel. But if a person like DoD says "drank" then ever he had more than he is telling or he really can't hold his liquor.

At 3/19/06 03:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/19/06 03:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: Makes me wonder, Lieutenant Colonel...are you really that much of a lightweight?

I know I'm not, my weight is decent and thanks to that as well as some other factors I drink like a bottomless barrel. But if a person like DoD says "drank" then ever he had more than he is telling or he really can't hold his liquor.

Well, there are other circumstances...it depends on what beer he drank. For instance, having that damn Guinness Extra Stout the other day was like chugging 5 Yuengling...maybe his friends had him drinking something like that...

At 3/19/06 03:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, there are other circumstances...it depends on what beer he drank. For instance, having that damn Guinness Extra Stout the other day was like chugging 5 Yuengling...maybe his friends had him drinking something like that...

Quite possible, we'll give him the third degree when he is back and sober. But for now I'm just B/Ping....

P.S I just beat unreal flash and I have proof if it's necessary. Great game isn’t it?

At 3/19/06 03:34 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 3/19/06 03:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/19/06 03:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: Makes me wonder, Lieutenant Colonel...are you really that much of a lightweight?

I know I'm not, my weight is decent and thanks to that as well as some other factors I drink like a bottomless barrel. But if a person like DoD says "drank" then ever he had more than he is telling or he really can't hold his liquor.

Well, there are other circumstances...it depends on what beer he drank. For instance, having that damn Guinness Extra Stout the other day was like chugging 5 Yuengling...maybe his friends had him drinking something like that...

Also depends on where you get it. Very few russian liqour markets hold some of the the strongest vodka imported from russia and they actually mix that with hops during its aging process to give it a sweet and tangy sort of taste but the real kick isn't from the actual drink itself but form the root of it. Some say a simple lick of the estemed root will send you to the floor. Imagine extracting juices from the root and downing somethgin like that. Most powerful entities when dealing with alcohol travel from scotland and russian mixes because down here wo suck at it.

Reporting out! I got around 80 b/p and wrote 2 reviews which is about normal for Sunday, keep up the good work!

At 3/19/06 03:49 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/19/06 03:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, there are other circumstances...it depends on what beer he drank. For instance, having that damn Guinness Extra Stout the other day was like chugging 5 Yuengling...maybe his friends had him drinking something like that...

Quite possible, we'll give him the third degree when he is back and sober. But for now I'm just B/Ping....

P.S I just beat unreal flash and I have proof if it's necessary. Great game isn’t it?

It is quite possible to get drunk on one bottle of beer, let alone three (my girlfriend can certainly manage it!!). Plus, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Dream of Duke of Asian descent?? Many Asians are alcohol intolerant due to low levels of a key enzyme involved in it's break down. If so then very little alcohol will be enough to make him very drunk, and pretty ill aswell.

As to Unreal Flash, I completed that myself yesterday, and indeed it is a great game, though I had some real trouble with a glitch on the final level in which when the enemy killed himself he gained a kill for it!

As far as the portal goes today, I've been in for about 30 mins and so am a long way behind. I'll do my best to wrack up some points in the time I've got though.

Plus congrats to all those who ranked up to level 10!!!

*salutes*

At 3/19/06 04:52 PM, Donthurtme wrote: and forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Dream of Duke of Asian descent?? Many Asians are alcohol intolerant due to low levels of a key enzyme involved in it's break down. If so then very little alcohol will be enough to make him very drunk, and pretty ill aswell.

Odd, I never really got that impression so I don't have clue.

As to Unreal Flash, I completed that myself yesterday, and indeed it is a great game, though I had some real trouble with a glitch on the final level in which when the enemy killed himself he gained a kill for it!

Thank god I didn’t have that glitch. I still have a picture of the winning short movie. Space station was so easy, you go to that upper shaft on the left side where enemies hardly ever reach you and shoot grenades at them, got 25 kills to none on death mach that way.

As far as the portal goes today, I've been in for about 30 mins and so am a long way behind. I'll do my best to wrack up some points in the time I've got though.

Made 220+ since the list, not bad.