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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 00:12:27


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Speedpaint timelapse footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 06:20:17 (edited 2024-08-31 06:26:52)


At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:04 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:01 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173
Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946000

Sidenote: The fuck is this description
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse.

Somehow, DuHeart has returned. Also the author's pissed

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(I've also got a road trip I'm starting on Monday, so if I disappear, you know why)


Also, whilst this is still new enough to edit:

No animation - gameplay footage


<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946118

Pichu cub porn


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 07:11:39


Just a still image of a dog and a song put on it, no animation:



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How to detect AI-generated music (mainly Suno AI and Udio AI)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:08:22


on the topic of AI things,

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw


it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?

this entirely makes me happy

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:13:30


(warning: suggestive)

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946175


this got a big booty bitch twerking and it still rated e

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:26:50


At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy

Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:46:42


At 8/31/24 12:26 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy
Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.


There is a word that describes this specifically: model collapse. AI that is trained on AI-generated data will gradually and eventually collapse into gibberish. The easy workaround to "fix" this is to only feed it on human-generated text and images but the issue with that is that apparently humanity isn't generating enough images as-is to push the current model forward fast enough.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:58:34


At 8/31/24 06:20 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:04 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:01 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173
Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946000

Sidenote: The fuck is this description
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946140
Somehow, DuHeart has returned. Also the author's pissed

(I've also got a road trip I'm starting on Monday, so if I disappear, you know why)

Also, whilst this is still new enough to edit:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946146
No animation - gameplay footage

<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946118
Pichu cub porn


I saw that! it’s one pichu propaganda looks like darkovillain on YouTube is trolling us…

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 13:06:55


At 8/31/24 12:46 PM, Tango wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:26 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy
Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.

There is a word that describes this specifically: model collapse. AI that is trained on AI-generated data will gradually and eventually collapse into gibberish. The easy workaround to "fix" this is to only feed it on human-generated text and images but the issue with that is that apparently humanity isn't generating enough images as-is to push the current model forward fast enough.


are you suggesting that Ai needs to ... chill out?

stop gargling the fruit of knowledge for a moment?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:00:42


Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.

As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.


The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)

I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.


Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:10:25


At 8/31/24 03:00 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.
As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.

The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)
I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.

Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.

So long.

Take care. The Audio Portal needs all the help it can get.


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:48:56



he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 17:10:02


At 8/31/24 03:00 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.
As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.

The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)
I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.

Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.

So long.


oh you know us, so special that it hurts some days


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 21:14:33



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 09:07:51


<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946281

Cub porn of Pichu - description suggests the anim was made as a trolling attempt


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 18:11:33


No animation - gameplay footage


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 20:02:36 (edited 2024-09-01 20:03:08)


No Animation - Gameplay Footage


ElRandomGMD (aka RandomToons)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 00:53:45


Fetish porn and it's rated E


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 05:27:46


No animation:


Join the Tankmen Tribute Collab

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 05:28:51


You need to ban this guy:


Join the Tankmen Tribute Collab

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 07:58:30


Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM9ugemg5Rw


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946442 (NSFW)

Speedpaint timelapse footage


Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNoUP579nQ8


This counts as an audio visualizer


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 08:42:51 (edited 2024-09-02 08:43:00)


At 9/2/24 05:28 AM, Simoes1000 wrote:You need to ban this guy:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946227


Context? Seems like a normal "no animation". Have they done multiple of these in the past that were also removed?


CS - Musician, animator, and nostalgia enthusiast since 2020.


- they/she

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 08:48:03 (edited 2024-09-02 08:51:01)


At 9/2/24 08:42 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 9/2/24 05:28 AM, Simoes1000 wrote:You need to ban this guy:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946227

Context? Seems like a normal "no animation". Have they done multiple of these in the past that were also removed?

"Welp, being tied up and tickled is no longer fun for me" proceeds to have dialogue about respecting consent

On the one hand you have the implications where this child has been browsing, on the other, maybe the west is healing. I think that's really about it though, lack of animation and the muddlement of a young child's mind.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 13:06:26


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946469 (explicit)

Explicit nudity, should to be rated A

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 13:08:40


At 9/2/24 01:06 PM, eldonfachas2106 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946469 (explicit)
Explicit nudity, should to be rated A


also heavy fetish themes


carrd (i dont take commissions...yet)


i'm probably playing persona 3 reload

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 14:29:49


No animation, live-action video:


Join the Tankmen Tribute Collab

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 21:14:27


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2024:


Welcome to September! The year is 2/3rds through, and time keeps flying by to all us old folks. Hope everyone has been enjoying their summer, because in few weeks it will be time for pumpkin spice and apple picking!


August was an active month here in the barracks. First, let's congratulate EGLG @BlueMonday1984 and EGPFC @GlitchBuddy for their recent promotions - keep up the great work, and job well done! *SALUTES*. They have been very active in the portal, and their efforts are much appreciated.


Then, more thanks to our perpetually sleep-deprived dynamic duo of EGSC @Guthrie and EGSC @Tox, who together account for over half of all the portal points this month! I need to buy stock in Red Bull (or whatever else you two pound down)! Nothing like making the best out of chronic insomnia - well done! *SALUTES*


And last but not least, I'm glad to see that EGSC @Little-Rena and EGSC @Big-Boss are back and active again. We sure did miss you a lot! *SALUTES*


Hope you all have a great September - as always, it's an honor and a privilege to serve with you all!


Milestones:

@BlueMonday1984 - 19K saves, 21K total B/P

@byteslinger - 229K saves, 258K total B/P

@GlitchBuddy - 3K total B/P

@Guthrie - 164K saves, 196K total B/P

@tox - 75K saves, 81K total B/P


Promotions:

@BlueMonday1984 - Lt. General

@GlitchBuddy - Pvt. First Class


The Roster:

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 258,891 | 2,145 | 69.19 | A | +000.00 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 196,015 | 3,036 | 97.94 | A | -002.88 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 12 | C

03) 93,548 | 0,052 | 01.68 | D | +026.83 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D

04) 81,364 | 2,977 | 96.03 | A | +001.67 | @tox Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F

05) 80,876 | 0,051 | 01.65 | D | -039.29 | @Exedor Sup. Commander -1 | 15 | B

06) 74,649 | 0,295 | 09.52 | C | -028.92 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 2 | D

07) 71,343 | 0,123 | 03.97 | D | +050.00 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 69,388 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -066.67 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 49,553 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | -057.14 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

10) 46,635 | 0,050 | 01.61 | D | +566.67 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 44,075 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -077.78 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 33,644 | 0,188 | 06.06 | C | +054.10 | @freaks-heart Sup. Commander | 2 | D

13) 31,834 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

14) 29,783 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

15) 28,517 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @ZomAlien Commander | 0 | F

16) 26,588 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -044.44 | @EchoTense01 Commander | 0 | F

17) 25,060 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -090.00 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

18) 23,394 | 0,040 | 01.29 | D | -082.38 | @AnalPenguinFarming Lt. General | 0 | F

19) 21,502 | 2,601 | 83.90 | A | -022.13 | @BlueMonday1984 Lt. General +1 | 70 | A

20) 19,708 | 0,095 | 03.06 | D | -039.87 | @ZJ Brig. General -1 | 0 | F

21) 5,850 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

22) 4,679 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

23) 4,492 | 0,013 | 00.42 | D | -013.33 | @Anonymous-Frog Corporal | 8 | C

24) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

25) 3,021 | 0,194 | 06.26 | C | -037.82 | @GlitchBuddy Pvt. First Class | 32 | A

26) 2,615 | 0,194 | 06.26 | --- | -037.82 | @iShadowzz08 Private NEW | --- | ---

27) 1,870 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant -1 | 0 | F

28) 826 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -092.86 | @Dreggsu Police Officer -1 | 0 | F


Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 3,036 (25.56% of total)

@tox - 2,977 (25.06% of total)

@BlueMonday1984 - 2,601 (21.90% of total)

@byteslinger - 2,145 (18.06% of total)

@Pingu - 295 (2.48% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 93.05% of B/P points (11,054 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (176)

@Guthrie (87)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Pingu (60) * 5 Years *

@GameJunkie (52)

@Asandir (50)

@Exedor (38)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@tox (23)

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (14)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@freaks-heart (12) * 1 Year *

@EchoTense01 (11)

@Fro (7)

@BlueMonday1984 (6)

@AnalPenguinFarming (5)


Total gain for month: 11,879 (22 Active Members)


That's 395.97 per day, or 18.00 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-03 06:12:05


No animation - gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-03 22:46:25


No animation - gameplay footage


(Stolen) original: https://youtu.be/VdNRqOMaH68?si=QVEOPRsg81knl2CE

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-04 14:17:51


No animation - gameplay footage