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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 17:10:02


At 8/31/24 03:00 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.
As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.

The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)
I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.

Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.

So long.


oh you know us, so special that it hurts some days


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 21:14:33



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 09:07:51


<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946281

Cub porn of Pichu - description suggests the anim was made as a trolling attempt


he/they - pretty cool guy - yt channel here - Flash Controller Mapping Crew

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 18:11:33


No animation - gameplay footage


he/they - pretty cool guy - yt channel here - Flash Controller Mapping Crew

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 20:02:36 (edited 2024-09-01 20:03:08)


No Animation - Gameplay Footage


ElRandomGMD (aka RandomToons)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 00:53:45


Fetish porn and it's rated E


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 05:27:46


No animation:


This rocks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 05:28:51


You need to ban this guy:


This rocks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 07:58:30


Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM9ugemg5Rw


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946442 (NSFW)

Speedpaint timelapse footage


Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNoUP579nQ8


This counts as an audio visualizer


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 08:42:51 (edited 2024-09-02 08:43:00)


At 9/2/24 05:28 AM, Simoes1000 wrote:You need to ban this guy:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946227


Context? Seems like a normal "no animation". Have they done multiple of these in the past that were also removed?


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 08:48:03 (edited 2024-09-02 08:51:01)


At 9/2/24 08:42 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 9/2/24 05:28 AM, Simoes1000 wrote:You need to ban this guy:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946227

Context? Seems like a normal "no animation". Have they done multiple of these in the past that were also removed?

"Welp, being tied up and tickled is no longer fun for me" proceeds to have dialogue about respecting consent

On the one hand you have the implications where this child has been browsing, on the other, maybe the west is healing. I think that's really about it though, lack of animation and the muddlement of a young child's mind.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 13:06:26


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946469 (explicit)

Explicit nudity, should to be rated A

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 13:08:40


At 9/2/24 01:06 PM, eldonfachas2106 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946469 (explicit)
Explicit nudity, should to be rated A


also heavy fetish themes


carrd (i dont take commissions...yet)


i'm probably playing persona 3 reload

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 14:29:49


No animation, live-action video:


This rocks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-02 21:14:27


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2024:


Welcome to September! The year is 2/3rds through, and time keeps flying by to all us old folks. Hope everyone has been enjoying their summer, because in few weeks it will be time for pumpkin spice and apple picking!


August was an active month here in the barracks. First, let's congratulate EGLG @BlueMonday1984 and EGPFC @GlitchBuddy for their recent promotions - keep up the great work, and job well done! *SALUTES*. They have been very active in the portal, and their efforts are much appreciated.


Then, more thanks to our perpetually sleep-deprived dynamic duo of EGSC @Guthrie and EGSC @Tox, who together account for over half of all the portal points this month! I need to buy stock in Red Bull (or whatever else you two pound down)! Nothing like making the best out of chronic insomnia - well done! *SALUTES*


And last but not least, I'm glad to see that EGSC @Little-Rena and EGSC @Big-Boss are back and active again. We sure did miss you a lot! *SALUTES*


Hope you all have a great September - as always, it's an honor and a privilege to serve with you all!


Milestones:

@BlueMonday1984 - 19K saves, 21K total B/P

@byteslinger - 229K saves, 258K total B/P

@GlitchBuddy - 3K total B/P

@Guthrie - 164K saves, 196K total B/P

@tox - 75K saves, 81K total B/P


Promotions:

@BlueMonday1984 - Lt. General

@GlitchBuddy - Pvt. First Class


The Roster:

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 258,891 | 2,145 | 69.19 | A | +000.00 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 196,015 | 3,036 | 97.94 | A | -002.88 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 12 | C

03) 93,548 | 0,052 | 01.68 | D | +026.83 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D

04) 81,364 | 2,977 | 96.03 | A | +001.67 | @tox Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F

05) 80,876 | 0,051 | 01.65 | D | -039.29 | @Exedor Sup. Commander -1 | 15 | B

06) 74,649 | 0,295 | 09.52 | C | -028.92 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 2 | D

07) 71,343 | 0,123 | 03.97 | D | +050.00 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 69,388 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -066.67 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 49,553 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | -057.14 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

10) 46,635 | 0,050 | 01.61 | D | +566.67 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 44,075 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -077.78 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 33,644 | 0,188 | 06.06 | C | +054.10 | @freaks-heart Sup. Commander | 2 | D

13) 31,834 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

14) 29,783 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

15) 28,517 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @ZomAlien Commander | 0 | F

16) 26,588 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -044.44 | @EchoTense01 Commander | 0 | F

17) 25,060 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -090.00 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

18) 23,394 | 0,040 | 01.29 | D | -082.38 | @AnalPenguinFarming Lt. General | 0 | F

19) 21,502 | 2,601 | 83.90 | A | -022.13 | @BlueMonday1984 Lt. General +1 | 70 | A

20) 19,708 | 0,095 | 03.06 | D | -039.87 | @ZJ Brig. General -1 | 0 | F

21) 5,850 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

22) 4,679 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

23) 4,492 | 0,013 | 00.42 | D | -013.33 | @Anonymous-Frog Corporal | 8 | C

24) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

25) 3,021 | 0,194 | 06.26 | C | -037.82 | @GlitchBuddy Pvt. First Class | 32 | A

26) 2,615 | 0,194 | 06.26 | --- | -037.82 | @iShadowzz08 Private NEW | --- | ---

27) 1,870 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant -1 | 0 | F

28) 826 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -092.86 | @Dreggsu Police Officer -1 | 0 | F


Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 3,036 (25.56% of total)

@tox - 2,977 (25.06% of total)

@BlueMonday1984 - 2,601 (21.90% of total)

@byteslinger - 2,145 (18.06% of total)

@Pingu - 295 (2.48% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 93.05% of B/P points (11,054 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (176)

@Guthrie (87)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Pingu (60) * 5 Years *

@GameJunkie (52)

@Asandir (50)

@Exedor (38)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@tox (23)

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (14)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@freaks-heart (12) * 1 Year *

@EchoTense01 (11)

@Fro (7)

@BlueMonday1984 (6)

@AnalPenguinFarming (5)


Total gain for month: 11,879 (22 Active Members)


That's 395.97 per day, or 18.00 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-03 06:12:05


No animation - gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-03 22:46:25


No animation - gameplay footage


(Stolen) original: https://youtu.be/VdNRqOMaH68?si=QVEOPRsg81knl2CE

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-04 14:17:51


No animation - gameplay footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-04 20:19:46


Reupload of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5W2buUAKI

And I'm assuming this is supposed to be a reupload of Super Smash Flash 2 but it doesn't even run. Sasuga.


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-05 12:29:06


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946775 (NSFW)

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946777 (NSFW)

Stolen porn animations from several artists


No animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-05 15:22:43


noitamina oN:


This rocks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-05 18:07:47


No animation - gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 05:03:06


Hi, sorry for bothering you again, I have a question about this video:



animation is nice but the presence of those jiggling boobs in such suggestive movement doesn't make it more appropriate for a T rating?


Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen- Heinrich Heine

La religione promette, la scienza mantiene- OsaSapere

Flaws are the best: they create anomalies, and anomalies bend into creativity-EmsDeLaRoZ

Origin of the signature

How to detect AI-generated music (mainly Suno AI and Udio AI)

I believe that there's beauty in giving sadness a voice-ForgottenDawn

We can only say that we’re heading towards the tipping point and that AMOC tipping is possible-René van Westen

Books should be read twice. Once to understand them, and once to think-Libero (Il diritto alla felicità)

Better to have loved and lost than to end up a bitter incel-Piss

Forelimb feathering, soft tissues, and skeleton of the flying dromaeosaurid Microraptor

Stop killing games

During eclipses the light is obscured, but the past is exposed- Fear of Dark

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 06:37:04


At 9/6/24 05:03 AM, ShangXian wrote:Hi, sorry for bothering you again, I have a question about this video:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946815

animation is nice but the presence of those jiggling boobs in such suggestive movement doesn't make it more appropriate for a T rating?


Could probably be flagged for needing an M-rating. Could definitely be flagged for using copyrighted music.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 06:40:21


At 9/6/24 06:37 AM, Tango wrote:
At 9/6/24 05:03 AM, ShangXian wrote:Hi, sorry for bothering you again, I have a question about this video:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946815

animation is nice but the presence of those jiggling boobs in such suggestive movement doesn't make it more appropriate for a T rating?

Could probably be flagged for needing an M-rating. Could definitely be flagged for using copyrighted music.


Ok, thank you very much!


Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen- Heinrich Heine

La religione promette, la scienza mantiene- OsaSapere

Flaws are the best: they create anomalies, and anomalies bend into creativity-EmsDeLaRoZ

Origin of the signature

How to detect AI-generated music (mainly Suno AI and Udio AI)

I believe that there's beauty in giving sadness a voice-ForgottenDawn

We can only say that we’re heading towards the tipping point and that AMOC tipping is possible-René van Westen

Books should be read twice. Once to understand them, and once to think-Libero (Il diritto alla felicità)

Better to have loved and lost than to end up a bitter incel-Piss

Forelimb feathering, soft tissues, and skeleton of the flying dromaeosaurid Microraptor

Stop killing games

During eclipses the light is obscured, but the past is exposed- Fear of Dark

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 13:13:39


<NSFW>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946913<NSFW>

This was supposed to be rated A.


This rocks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 17:14:20



Live-action footage + still text, no animation



Still images + text, no animation



Still text, no animation

(and a poor imitation of the OG)


Just glitchin' about.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-06 22:15:15


Speedpain- I mean, Blender, timelapse footage. No animation


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946968 (NSFW)

Compilation of stolen bestiality animations. The watermarks of the original artists are visible on several of them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-07 11:45:49


Roblox animation:


This rocks!

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