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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 08:39:27


At 8/30/24 08:38 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 04:06 AM, ShangXian wrote:I am unsure about this movie:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945908

54:10 minutes of loop walking animation with music background (why almost a hour?). I don't know how to judge this because other animations made by this user are nice and funny :(

There is a category of movies called "spam" but its not what you are thinking of. Generally these are loops of pointless animations that a certain groups of people enjoy. Much like how some people like comedy but don't like romance and vice-versa. I don't think its breaking any rules.


Ok, thank you. This is first time I found this type of movie and I wasn't unsure, hence my question.

I see, thanks for clarifying!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 10:01:30


At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173

Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:


Sidenote: The fuck is this description

iu_1261118_14526566.png

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 10:11:34


Moving on from The Reupload That Would Not Blam(tm):


No animation - Geometry Dash gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 12:46:03


Friday night funkin mod gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 12:50:16 (edited 2024-08-30 12:56:58)


Reupload of blammed submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/945975


No original animation - footage ripped from Crash Bandicoot 4: Its About Time

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 14:05:12


At 8/29/24 09:54 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:
Let's get sum blam points, y'all!

On one hand, yes.
On the other hand, I've been here for far too long and seen far too many rule-breaking submissions that are easy blam targets passing the Portal, some with a score far from blam territory.


Which is when you flag them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 17:07:30


No animation - gameplay footage

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 17:24:47 (edited 2024-08-30 17:39:29)


At 8/30/24 10:04 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:01 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173
Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946000

Sidenote: The fuck is this description

Its back. Again. WHY.


EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 17:29:43


At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse


iu_1261278_2366038.png


if my heart kills me, tell my wife to blam and flag spammy uploads in my stead


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 17:32:47 (edited 2024-08-30 17:39:18)


At 8/30/24 05:29 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse


if my heart kills me, tell my wife to blam and flag spammy uploads in my stead

I'm probably more at risk at that kinda shit - my grandpa Frankie dropped dead from a massive heart attack a year before I was born, and I down a frankly unhealthy amount of Pepsi Max.


Getting back on topic:

Stolen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu_nqr1TMoY

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 17:47:15


At 8/30/24 05:32 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Getting back on topic:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946037
Stolen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu_nqr1TMoY


One more

https://archive.org/details/htf_aim_to_freeze


"I edited this so I can avoid copyright" gimme a break lmao!


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 18:17:12


At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.


We had a whole discussion earlier on how much harder it is to score blam points now than it was 20 years ago lol, I hope this guy sticks around for a long time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 20:22:31


No Animation - VR Recording


"If you can't find a reason to fight, then you shouldn't

be fighting.”

-Akame

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 22:52:04 (edited 2024-08-30 22:53:06)


Apologies in advance: I'm not into military roleplay and I do not intend to try. But my B/P rank insignia suggests that I drive a tank and my whistle has a halo. I hope that at least buys me enough credibility for some of you to read to the end.


I do not know a whole lot about the process of creating music in the digital age, therefore I am uncertain what to flag and what not to in this situation, so I was hoping somebody here might be up to the task:

- The Audio Guidelines (Music Maker Restrictions) currently state: "You may not upload music made with [...] BandLab (the mobile app, not Cakewalk)."

- There is a looooong list of Audio Portal submissions tagged as being created using BandLab.

- I suspect that a bunch of those submissions were actually created in Cakewalk and just have been tagged wrong - because artists on NG usually aren't the best at tagging their stuff.

- I also suspect that some artists who created tracks in BandLab will sometimes have been inconsistent with tagging their work as #BandLab, so there might be additional digging involved.


If somebody wants to help in the Audio Portal (or just wants to earn a ton of whistle points) and can reliably tell the difference between tracks created in BandLab and those created in Cakewalk (or other audio editors), this is their chance. But please don't just flag hundreds of submissions willy-nilly! We should make the Audio Portal moderators' job easier - not harder...


Thank you for your time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-30 23:25:29 (edited 2024-08-30 23:32:37)


At 8/30/24 10:52 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Apologies in advance: I'm not into military roleplay and I do not intend to try. But my B/P rank insignia suggests that I drive a tank and my whistle has a halo. I hope that at least buys me enough credibility for some of you to read to the end.

only until the end, then you are on your own lol


I do not know a whole lot about the process of creating music in the digital age, therefore I am uncertain what to flag and what not to in this situation, so I was hoping somebody here might be up to the task:

@Pingu @BrokenDeck @LexRodent


- The Audio Guidelines (Music Maker Restrictions) currently state: "You may not upload music made with [...] BandLab (the mobile app, not Cakewalk)."

correct but people do it anyway

- There is a looooong list of Audio Portal submissions tagged as being created using BandLab.

that is a discussion that you need to have with 1 of or all 3 of the above At'd mods

- I suspect that a bunch of those submissions were actually created in Cakewalk and just have been tagged wrong - because artists on NG usually aren't the best at tagging their stuff.

nothing new there

- I also suspect that some artists who created tracks in BandLab will sometimes have been inconsistent with tagging their work as #BandLab, so there might be additional digging involved.

If somebody wants to help in the Audio Portal (or just wants to earn a ton of whistle points) and can reliably tell the difference between tracks created in BandLab and those created in Cakewalk (or other audio editors), this is their chance. But please don't just flag hundreds of submissions willy-nilly! We should make the Audio Portal moderators' job easier - not harder...

Thank you for your time.

A good post buuuuuut the EGB is primarily and exclusively for the reporting and flagging of movies and games media on Newgrounds, there is however the Audio Portal Cleanup thread which I have a feeling that you meant to post in. the audio portal cleanup crew deals with the audio portal the same way that the EGB deals with movies and games


same coin, different sides


you are free to stick around if you like, but we don't really talk about audio things here as it's not in our scope of practice, quite the opposite actually the EGB only looks for pretty close matches of major audio tracks by the minuet while the APC looks for copyright material by the second


for instance, a recent post from @Questtrek outlining how to detect AI audio tracks by putting them into a spectrogram and then doing a rather basic analysis of the bit map https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1375322/184#bbspost27933986_post_text

The EGB don't do that lol, not even close

good job btw Questtrek, that mildly blew my mind to see that method to find AI audio

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 00:12:27


Original creator: https://shadic15.newgrounds.com/


Original creator: https://bioshroom.newgrounds.com/


Speedpaint timelapse footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 06:20:17 (edited 2024-08-31 06:26:52)


At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:04 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:01 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173
Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946000

Sidenote: The fuck is this description
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse.

Somehow, DuHeart has returned. Also the author's pissed

iu_1261599_14526566.png

(I've also got a road trip I'm starting on Monday, so if I disappear, you know why)


Also, whilst this is still new enough to edit:

No animation - gameplay footage


<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946118

Pichu cub porn

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 07:11:39


Just a still image of a dog and a song put on it, no animation:



Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen- Heinrich Heine

La religione promette, la scienza mantiene- OsaSapere

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:08:22


on the topic of AI things,

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw


it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?

this entirely makes me happy

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:13:30


(warning: suggestive)

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946175


this got a big booty bitch twerking and it still rated e

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:26:50


At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy

Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:46:42


At 8/31/24 12:26 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy
Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.


There is a word that describes this specifically: model collapse. AI that is trained on AI-generated data will gradually and eventually collapse into gibberish. The easy workaround to "fix" this is to only feed it on human-generated text and images but the issue with that is that apparently humanity isn't generating enough images as-is to push the current model forward fast enough.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 12:58:34


At 8/31/24 06:20 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 05:24 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:04 AM, YendorNG wrote:
At 8/30/24 10:01 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/24/24 10:48 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/21/24 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/21/24 01:27 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944809
I've got the feeling I've seen this before - this better not be another Gwimbly reupload situation.
He's reuploaded it at least 2 other times.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944664
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/944239
Been reuploaded twice more again:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945174
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/945173
Its been reuploaded yet again - we've got another Gwimbly reupload situation:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946000

Sidenote: The fuck is this description
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946027
Its back. Again. WHY.

EDIT: I'm gonna save the .swf and look into it with JPEXS - might give me some clues as to just why this fucking anim sticks around like a Gypsy fucking curse.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946140
Somehow, DuHeart has returned. Also the author's pissed

(I've also got a road trip I'm starting on Monday, so if I disappear, you know why)

Also, whilst this is still new enough to edit:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946146
No animation - gameplay footage

<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946118
Pichu cub porn


I saw that! it’s one pichu propaganda looks like darkovillain on YouTube is trolling us…

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 13:06:55


At 8/31/24 12:46 PM, Tango wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:26 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
At 8/31/24 12:08 PM, River wrote:on the topic of AI things,
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C1oNlQ8Uqzw

it's just a matter of time boys and girls, they already screwed up the hands, whats next? Ai starts talking like the people in the sims?
this entirely makes me happy
Oh, I'm happy, too - not just because current AI slop generators are falling apart, but because it puts us one step closer to seeing the AI bubble burst.

There is a word that describes this specifically: model collapse. AI that is trained on AI-generated data will gradually and eventually collapse into gibberish. The easy workaround to "fix" this is to only feed it on human-generated text and images but the issue with that is that apparently humanity isn't generating enough images as-is to push the current model forward fast enough.


are you suggesting that Ai needs to ... chill out?

stop gargling the fruit of knowledge for a moment?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:00:42


Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.

As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.


The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)

I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.


Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.


So long.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:10:25


At 8/31/24 03:00 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.
As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.

The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)
I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.

Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.

So long.

Take care. The Audio Portal needs all the help it can get.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 15:48:56


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-08-31 17:10:02


At 8/31/24 03:00 PM, Yatsufusa wrote:Thank you for your feedback @River, but despite the (apparently poor) impression I might have left with you, I do know how to pick a Moderator from the list and write them a PM.
As I stated, my aim was to lessen the Moderation Team's workload by sharing this with the community - not to just drop a pile of unfiltered material at their feet at the beginning of the weekend.

The way I saw the Elite Guard Barracks-thread was described both by other users as well as an off-site wiki suggested to me that it wasn't this specialized. This one is on me not doing my homework and skipping a first hand investigating. (I'm really not into the military...)
I am sorry for wasting the reader's time.

Originally, I wanted to avoid using the Audio Portal Cleanup-thread since its main engine at the time of writing are @G2961 & @Questtrek, who are our resident specialists at uncovering AI generated audio tracks in the Audio Portal (which I personally estimate to be more challenging and important work than the task I was describing above) - but I guess that's the best option I have left at the moment.

So long.


oh you know us, so special that it hurts some days


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2024-09-01 09:07:51


<WHAT THE FUCK>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/946281

Cub porn of Pichu - description suggests the anim was made as a trolling attempt