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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 22:27:48


oh god.. I was challenged to down one guiness right after I finished my St.Paulie Girl, and now I feel light headed and my vision is starting to get skewed.. I'm gonna get drunk by the end of the night I just know it.. (holy shit St. Paulie Girl is strong! My face got hot after THREE gulps!).

Lol, so how's YOUR St. Patty's day goin? At least I can still type!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 22:39:23


At 3/17/06 10:27 PM, -Crux- wrote: oh god.. I was challenged to down one guiness right after I finished my St.Paulie Girl, and now I feel light headed and my vision is starting to get skewed.. I'm gonna get drunk by the end of the night I just know it.. (holy shit St. Paulie Girl is strong! My face got hot after THREE gulps!).

Lol, so how's YOUR St. Patty's day goin? At least I can still type!

sorry for the double-post, but now I'm drinking another St.Paulie Girl, and I fer I might get drunk befor the night ens. So I'm makin gthe
End of Day Report a little early because my judgement of other flash work will be skewed, working agains my advantag....
B/Ps: 130 or more by midnight.
Reviews: 2 or so
Flags: How the fuck should I know?

Oh well. I'll try to continue, but it doesn't look good., I'm a little coherent, but that might not last very long.... At least I can still type a little bit..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 22:41:29


At 3/17/06 10:27 PM, -Crux- wrote: Lol, so how's YOUR St. Patty's day goin? At least I can still type!

NO booze for me yet, but I just found out I'm getting a car! My mom is giving me her 1992 Ford Escort cause shes buying a new car.

My goal is to make the engine better than the stock 88hp. Maybe a sleeper. Not gonna put more than $1000 into it, as it IS 15 years old...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 22:42:19


At 3/17/06 10:24 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:
Ok, this is a stolen submission:

Nice find SF, I flagged it but it's still not under admin review we need a few more people.

At 3/17/06 10:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I just broke 1000 points for this week (3 points behind Afro_Stud, grumble...lol), so hooray! Star number three for me. ^_^

Haha... I'm currently 102 points away from my first star which I really want to get, I'm not sure it's even possible if I stay up all night. Fuck... better be a late update on Denvish's end.

But I'll certainly try for it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:09:56


At 3/17/06 10:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/17/06 10:27 PM, -Crux- wrote: Lol, so how's YOUR St. Patty's day goin? At least I can still type!
NO booze for me yet, but I just found out I'm getting a car! My mom is giving me her 1992 Ford Escort cause shes buying a new car.

My goal is to make the engine better than the stock 88hp. Maybe a sleeper. Not gonna put more than $1000 into it, as it IS 15 years old...

NICE! I'm REALLY glad I'm not drunk enough to NOT no what u just sad! I stil need a car, dude... I might get my mom's Intrepid, but it's debatble.
I mihgt stop drinking right about now, because I wanna B/P some more, and I need to be abe to have decent judgement...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:15:58


oh my god..... Friends of mine asked if I wanted to go out and have some fun and stuff, but I can't 'cuz she SAYS I'm too fuked up to, but THAT'S debatible... Now I can't have any fun....

Oh shit, I just realized I'm TRIPLE POSTING.. I'll stop I'm sorry..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:33:54


At 3/17/06 11:15 PM, -Crux- wrote: oh my god..... Friends of mine asked if I wanted to go out and have some fun and stuff, but I can't 'cuz she SAYS I'm too fuked up to, but THAT'S debatible... Now I can't have any fun....

I don't know how debatible that fact is. I might have been swayed to believe you weren't too bad off, but then I saw this...

very nice... March 17, 2006
Reviewed by: -Crux- Overall rating: 10
but you should have played more of the Lamb of God.. That would hav mad it cooler..

Care to explain yourself? lol I'm worried about you man, I think you need serious help.

J/k have a good paty's day!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:34:10


Wow, I just noticed the obituaries...Every single "Death to It" flash is deleted, as are the authors. Didn't see that coming...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:36:14


yeah man Lamb of God rocks..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:36:21


At 3/17/06 11:34 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Wow, I just noticed the obituaries...Every single "Death to It" flash is deleted, as are the authors. Didn't see that coming...

That is really surprising. I have not seen a death to it flash deleted in a while. I guess people are starting to think for themselves instead of acting like cattle and going with the flow. It will be intresting to see if this trend continues or not. Thanks for the info.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:40:26


OH YEAH! I REMEMBER! THAT WAS THE Barny Bunch thing! Yeah, they played a litle bit of a lam og fod comwhere in there, and I thougt they shoulda played more if ut and stuff.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:43:34


At 3/17/06 11:36 PM, Turkeybean wrote: That is really surprising. I have not seen a death to it flash deleted in a while. I guess people are starting to think for themselves instead of acting like cattle and going with the flow. It will be intresting to see if this trend continues or not. Thanks for the info.

*Salutes

I think you misunderstood me. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF -Error's FLASHES ARE DELETED! The ones from his alts as well. And he has been deleted and banned from NG. This is not a user's doing, it's teh Wade.

Justice prevails :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:46:23


At 3/17/06 11:40 PM, -Crux- wrote: OH YEAH! I REMEMBER! THAT WAS THE Barny Bunch thing! Yeah, they played a litle bit of a lam og fod comwhere in there, and I thougt they shoulda played more if ut and stuff.

LOL

crux even when your drunk your still on newgrounds. for that, i salute you.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:46:34


you wanna know what REALLY pisses me of? Tom an Wade made Newgrounds, and we are members and such, but they don't even know we exist... Haven't you noticed how there is SO much conformiyin NG? He mad the "Elite Guard" system to trick us all int doing his work: deletin crappe flashes that com through... this is HIS website, and that's HIS job, not ours.... He tricked me! Hav u asked urself "what's so special about the EGCS ranking"? Nothing! It's a pseudo-religion! Created by Flup himself! He tricked us with a system so we can do his dirty work of cleaning a website that has grown too far out ov his hands alone...
I'm sorry.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:48:14


Ah, Guiness...The beer that drinks like a steak. Cheers!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:49:06


At 3/17/06 11:48 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Ah, Guiness...The beer that drinks like a steak. Cheers!

TOO KLATE KIDDO! I'M DONE WITH GUINESS! IT'S A BITCH

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:51:06


At 3/17/06 11:46 PM, -Crux- wrote: you wanna know what REALLY pisses me of?

I think it's time to go to bed. You've had a long day, and if you don't shut up. Liljim will come to your house and beat you with a ban stick.

jk

No seriously. You're thinking too much. Independent thought has no place on the internet.

Damn non-conformists...

</sarcasm>

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:55:29


At 3/17/06 11:43 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
I think you misunderstood me. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF -Error's FLASHES ARE DELETED! The ones from his alts as well. And he has been deleted and banned from NG. This is not a user's doing, it's teh Wade.

Justice prevails :)

Oh, I apologize sir. I see now exactly what you mean. That is a lot of flashes. I can't beleive that actually happened. Wow, a complete shock to me. Thank you for bringing this to attention. I think wade deserves a congratulations. Go wade!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:58:41


At 3/17/06 11:55 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Oh, I apologize sir. I see now exactly what you mean. That is a lot of flashes. I can't beleive that actually happened. Wow, a complete shock to me. Thank you for bringing this to attention. I think wade deserves a congratulations. Go wade!

Not a problem. And I just found out that TehBlueHippo had a hand in the assassination as well. One of our own :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-17 23:59:15


I am sorry for the double, but I also wanted to include this picture. it depicts a valiant effort by NG to clean things up. take close note to who this was subbmited by...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:02:39


lol, I believe that is the definition of ownage. On the internets.
-Crux-, time for bed. :-P

BTW, everyone keep an eye on the portal. You might see something surprising in a little while... :-P

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:06:17


At 3/17/06 11:51 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/17/06 11:46 PM, -Crux- wrote: you wanna know what REALLY pisses me of?
I think it's time to go to bed. You've had a long day, and if you don't shut up. Liljim will come to your house and beat you with a ban stick.
jk

ur right mn. I need some sleep, but I gotta finish my BP tonight,...

No seriously. You're thinking too much. Independent thought has no place on the internet.

I'm foced to agre. Just a brick in the fukin wall.

Damn non-conformists...
</sarcasm>

Good night dude. I lov u.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:14:59


At 3/18/06 12:06 AM, -Crux- wrote: Good night dude. I lov u.

Yep. You know you've had too much to drink when you start loving your fellow Guards...

And lol @ Emo slash in the portal. I still say you need a haircut.

Days end report:
BP 40


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:17:11


At 3/17/06 09:52 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey EagleRock or Afro_sauce should I post the list tomorrow I don't know if Afro_sauce is going to start doing it again so I need to know.

He hasn't posted it in a long time. Honestly, I would have no problems with you posting a roster. In fact, I'll grant you access to the Records Room to do so.

At 3/17/06 07:27 PM, fullman wrote: ok i'm a here to keep the allience with the barreks so i might be posting here a bit

It's awful nice of you to do so, Security Guard, but we do have an NGPD Laison as you have already met. However, always feel free to post here.

I am curious, though; what do you mean by your signature text? Also, do you realize you spelled my name wrong? ;-)

At 3/17/06 10:27 PM, -Crux- wrote: oh god.. I was challenged to down one guiness right after I finished my St.Paulie Girl, and now I feel light headed and my vision is starting to get skewed..

Lightweight. :-) Just kidding. Guinness is a hard beer to stomach. However, I've gotten accustomed to it after a while. Then again, I've always had a high tolerance.

Lol, so how's YOUR St. Patty's day goin? At least I can still type!

Well, I'll put it this way. This was my trip to the liquor store:

6-pack of Yuengling (my favorite lager)
6-pack of Killian's Irish Red (we must celebrate Saint Paddy's Day right!)
6-pack of Guinness (you CANNOT have a St. Patrick's Day without it)
6-pack of Guinness Extra Stout (OH MY GOD.)

At 3/17/06 11:48 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Ah, Guiness...The beer that drinks like a steak. Cheers!

Yes it does. It's the only beer I know of that has a toggle in it to keep it from sludging up. :-)

However, Guinness Extra Stout has to be the hardest beer I've ever drank. I thought Beck's Dark Oktoberfest was strong, too. That stuff was piss-water compared to the Guinness. Never before have I seen a beer that will not allow light to pass through it. I actually tried putting a flashlight through a glass of Guiness Extra Stout...IT WILL NOT GO THROUGH.

In fact, I used a Killian's to wash down the aftertaste of the Guinness Extra Stout...it tasted like candy after the Guinness.

I love Irish people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:17:15


Day's end report:

170 points. Star pace. :-D All I need to make me happy.

At 3/18/06 12:14 AM, Peregrinus wrote: And lol @ Emo slash in the portal. I still say you need a haircut.

That pic is two years old, lol. Although I do need one now, as well. lol. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:21:46


At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I love Irish people.

Bt how can you stioll loover me? I COMITTED HIFGH TREASON ! DRINKIN GERMAN BEER ON A IRDSHI HOLIDAY!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:23:20


Daily Report For 3/17/06

Start: 4570 Blams/2305 Saves
End: 4677 Blams/2363 Saves
Total 107 Blams/ 58 Saves (165 Total)

Next Rank: 960 until Praporshchik

Today's Achievement: Promotion to Sergeant Major
Tomorrow's Achievement: Level 10

Good Hunting, Everyone!

*Salute*
___________
There wasn't much to that submission, but I found it slighty amusing and gave it a 2, Captain.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:26:32


At 3/18/06 12:21 AM, -Crux- wrote:
At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I love Irish people.
Bt how can you stioll loover me? I COMITTED HIFGH TREASON ! DRINKIN GERMAN BEER ON A IRDSHI HOLIDAY!

CRUX! GO-----TO-----BED!

You're starting to spam! No more!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:28:24


At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

170 points. Star pace. :-D All I need to make me happy.

120 points myself. I'm not mad, since I was out for about 4-5 hours during peak hours.

At 3/18/06 12:21 AM, -Crux- wrote:
At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I love Irish people.
Bt how can you stioll loover me? I COMITTED HIFGH TREASON ! DRINKIN GERMAN BEER ON A IRDSHI HOLIDAY!

Guinness is from Ireland.

www.guinness.com


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:30:50


At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I love Irish people.

Bt how can you stioll loover me? I COMITTED HIFGH TREASON ! DRINKIN GERMAN BEER ON A IRDSHI HOLIDAY!

oh god, I spelled that wronfg.. sorr

I really do need some sdrleep... Sssssssssssssshit I can't seee the keybrd.,. neo I almst pukeed today>. YES IT WAS aThE GUINESS, EAGLEROCK! U tri two Paulies and A GUINESS...........

Sorr. I love you. I love K.pINGO. I love SlashFirestorm. I LOV SociallyFalied. I love Jesees.... I miss u Lauren.. I wanna go back to Florida.. I miss my gril so bad.. She misses me liek CRAZAH, MAN!
Sorry. I love you, man. ur coel... We've never seen each other and ur like a brothar kto me... THAN U FOR THE BARRACKS!!!!!!!1.. I love YOU. I love FIRESTORM. I love FRETBUZZED. I love K.PINGo. I love Socailly FAILED. I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY RIGHT FOOR, which has brought me luk no matter how many timesssss I've steppde n it