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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:33:00


At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/17/06 09:52 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey EagleRock or Afro_sauce should I post the list tomorrow I don't know if Afro_sauce is going to start doing it again so I need to know.
He hasn't posted it in a long time. Honestly, I would have no problems with you posting a roster. In fact, I'll grant you access to the Records Room to do so.

Do you want me to just post it there or do you want me to post it here to?

It's nice to see the death to it to be dead its to bad err0r was not banned.

More spam from slash :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:36:04


At 3/18/06 12:30 AM, -Crux- wrote: a lot of stuff

I can't tell whether he's faking it or if he's really drunk. How do you get drunk off of three beers, anyway? Either way, it's making me laugh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:38:27


At 3/18/06 12:28 AM, EagleRock wrote: www.guinness.com

I'm so installing a screensaver...

At 3/18/06 12:30 AM, -Crux- wrote: spam

-Crux-, what did I tell you...Bed. Now. No more NG for tonight. Come back when you're sober. I mean it, I don't want you to get in trouble for it.

At 3/18/06 12:33 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: It's nice to see the death to it to be dead its to bad err0r was not banned.

Death to it Ep.9 by <deleted>. He's gone

More spam from slash :)

Naturally. Of course, even he zeroed it so as to not miss a blam point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:41:02


At 3/18/06 12:38 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/18/06 12:28 AM, EagleRock wrote: www.guinness.com
I'm so installing a screensaver...

At 3/18/06 12:30 AM, -Crux- wrote: spam
-Crux-,

oh, lol. suhc informality! Pleas! Call me Will!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:43:14


At 3/18/06 12:38 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/18/06 12:33 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
More spam from slash :)
Naturally. Of course, even he zeroed it so as to not miss a blam point.

Because I AM that desparate, lol. I may attempt to improve my flash skills (slowly but surely) so I can start submitting short, funny lil comics...heh. I'll have to hope the humor can compensate for my horrendous drawing skills...
Thanks to "Rebecca_Rose" for putting that flash together. You know who you are. ;-)
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:51:46


Slash, do NOT make craps, people who do that are NOT cool although most of them think that they are. I feel ashamed that you submitted another crap because you wanted to be cool. I am feel that someone will leave abusive reviews on your flash. By the way, if you had 999 points for the week, keep it yourself, most of the people do NOT care. Now since you submitted the crap already, it is heading towards the graveyard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 00:54:04


At 3/17/06 11:58 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Not a problem. And I just found out that TehBlueHippo had a hand in the assassination as well. One of our own :)

Don't be too sure his account is still alive and well. But this might be one of those 4:45am update things so we'll have to wait and see.

At 3/18/06 12:17 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
That pic is two years old, lol. Although I do need one now, as well. lol. XD

No offence man but the guy in the pic looked like he was 12. =S

At 3/18/06 12:36 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I can't tell whether he's faking it or if he's really drunk.

I think hes faking, people studder when speaking but when typing you can always press backspace...

I've been drunk on the bbs a few times but it's not like your out of control just a little slower reacting to things. =)

At 3/18/06 12:51 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Slash, do NOT make craps

lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:00:13


At 3/18/06 12:54 AM, Major_punk wrote:
At 3/17/06 11:58 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Not a problem. And I just found out that TehBlueHippo had a hand in the assassination as well. One of our own :)
Don't be too sure his account is still alive and well. But this might be one of those 4:45am update things so we'll have to wait and see.

What he did was every time he submitted a flash he would use an alt account I think it's name was Flash_clock so that is why he did not get deleted

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:01:48


sounds like the train of thought of a truly drunk individual. And never before has a message board post made me feel so loved.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:02:55


Major_punk, I would not lol if I were you. Seriously, what Slash did was to lower himself with those who submitted craps with the purpose of being cool. Slash, not having any flash is not a big deal, but submitting craps with the aim of having a flash is. Hopefully, no more blam worthy craps from you in the future. We are the Elite Guards, we should have higher standard than regular users.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:13:34


At 3/18/06 01:02 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Major_punk, I would not lol if I were you.

lol

Seriously, what Slash did was to lower himself with those who submitted craps with the purpose of being cool.

I don't think he has to worry about being "cool" on the internet, besides it was funny. Just lighten up a little, the barracks is also part lounge so take it easy. =)

Oh btw it wasn't even Slash who submitted it, it was Rebecca_Rose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:23:17


At 3/18/06 12:51 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash, do NOT make craps, people who do that are NOT cool although most of them think that they are. I feel ashamed that you submitted another crap because you wanted to be cool. I am feel that someone will leave abusive reviews on your flash. By the way, if you had 999 points for the week, keep it yourself, most of the people do NOT care. Now since you submitted the crap already, it is heading towards the graveyard.

lol, oh lighten up. It is (now was, lol) Saint Patrick's Day, everyone had a bit to drink...or in poor Crux's case, too much, lol. Besides,I was NOT the submitter, I was a co-author, lol. My buddy actually made the flash, all I did was allow my picture to be in it and download the emo song for him, lol. But I do approve that flash, as quite a few people, if you read the reviews, did find it funny, which was the point. I didn't do it for your approval, I did it to make a few people who know me have a little laugh today, hehe. :-P

At 3/18/06 01:02 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Major_punk, I would not lol if I were you. Seriously, what Slash did was to lower himself with those who submitted craps with the purpose of being cool.

The point wasn't to brag, or be cool, lol. The backstory of the joke is me struggling for a star week, and missing it by one, and going emo...then finding out at the last second that I got it, lol. So yeah...it's just a funny flash for a funny day made by a funny guy, lol. Chillax. :-P
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:23:30


I am not trying to be mean, but I saw some EGB members tried to mass vote on the Slash's crap. I have a question: does any of you who 5ed (10ed in the reviews) it think that it deserved the scores you gave, or you just 5ed it because Slash name was in it? If it was the second case, I feel sorry, our EGB are AGAINST mass voting. In addition, if you mass vote, do you think that you have any difference compared with those CC/SS people? The reason why I am serious is because I do not want such things happen again since it will only lower our levels.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:24:20


At 3/18/06 01:02 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Major_punk, I would not lol if I were you. Seriously, what Slash did was to lower himself with those who submitted craps with the purpose of being cool. Slash, not having any flash is not a big deal, but submitting craps with the aim of having a flash is. Hopefully, no more blam worthy craps from you in the future. We are the Elite Guards, we should have higher standard than regular users.

Wow, the beer was supposed to be green, not black man. From the feeling of this post somone definatly screwed you. I have to agree with Major_punk's sentiments, I do not think he does not have to worry about being cool here. he has plenty of people in the barracks alone who know who he is and what he is about. I do not think it was an attempt to lower himself to the tactics of other by subbmitting bad flash just to bring up a count. If you read his earlier post he said he is still trying to get better. One of the best ways to get better is with practice. reading reviews left by users is also one of the fastest ways to get ideas on how to make things better.

As far as slash being in the elite gaurds, so he should be in a higher standard, i think has been established already. Although we are held to a higher standard than others, we are still users with the same rights as everyone else. We are here to have fun as well as complete our regular tasks. I do not think it is fair to rip into somone over a bad flash or two. The majority of NG has bad flashes in their inventory, it is part of an animators background. Do you tear into other artists that submit mediocre flash? if you left anything like what you wrote here in a flash review it would surely be considerd abusive. It seems that you may be a little uptight latly, you may want to take a little time to yourself. Just a thought.

I do not intend any disrespect to you as you are my superior officer, I just wanted to share my thoughts on the matter. Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:44:21


At 3/18/06 01:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am not trying to be mean, but I saw some EGB members tried to mass vote on the Slash's crap. I have a question: does any of you who 5ed (10ed in the reviews) it think that it deserved the scores you gave, or you just 5ed it because Slash name was in it? If it was the second case, I feel sorry, our EGB are AGAINST mass voting. In addition, if you mass vote, do you think that you have any difference compared with those CC/SS people? The reason why I am serious is because I do not want such things happen again since it will only lower our levels.

Now I just feel that you are out of line here. I did not see any EGB members try to mass vote. I say only a handful of reviews in the obituaries. I saw one from slash, one from major_punk, and one from crux, rule and you. Slash and crux are the only EGB members that gave it an overall of 10. I think if anyone was mass voting t would have a score higher that 0.23 out of 5.00. I really do not see your claims to mass voting and 10's in the reviews. I do not understand your hostile mentality here. I do understand that you need to calm down though. I saw others leave some spammy, quick little reviews, but you left an abusive review...

Well... 03/18/2006

Reviewed by: Dream_of_Duke Overall Score: 2

Slash, you knew that your moive was going to be blammed, didn't you. You see that I want the blam point so bad, sorry...

You want to talk about how as EG we should be on a higher level than other users, yet you write abusive reviews. There is an entire thread devoted to deleting reviews such as these. You are the one who is acting outside of character here, not slash. I do not appreciate your accusations againts the barracks, and I certainly do not appreciate the hostility or rude accusations you are directing to the members of these barracks. I think you certainly need to evaluate what you are doing and saying here. It is not right what you are carrying on with here. Do not compare the members of this club to the SS and the CS just becasue you have an internal issue with those clubs. Please think about the accusations and claims you are making here. Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 01:59:29


Turkeybean, first of all, I am in a decent mood which means that nobody screwed me. Secondly, you accuse me for leaving an abusive review? Can you tell me in which way did my review look abusive? Take it easy, man. Every time, when I post something that you guys may not agree, there is always a post saying that I should not say stuffs like that and blah blah blah. Do you think that I would post if I do not care about the EGB? All I have been doing is trying to help this thread. I was not saying that Slash's flash was mass voted, I was just assuming a case. If you found his flash fuuny and had a good laugh, why could not you go easy on my posts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 02:24:08


At 3/18/06 01:59 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Turkeybean, first of all, I am in a decent mood which means that nobody screwed me. Secondly, you accuse me for leaving an abusive review? Can you tell me in which way did my review look abusive? Take it easy, man. Every time, when I post something that you guys may not agree, there is always a post saying that I should not say stuffs like that and blah blah blah. Do you think that I would post if I do not care about the EGB? All I have been doing is trying to help this thread. I was not saying that Slash's flash was mass voted, I was just assuming a case. If you found his flash fuuny and had a good laugh, why could not you go easy on my posts?

"Do not use reviews to express your feelings that the entry should be BLAMMED. If you post "BLAM THIS" or something similar you will be banned. Use the review option to tell the author how they can improve their work."

That quote can be found as number five in the review guidlines section of the NG help FAQ. That is in what way I found your review to be abusive. Anyone may feel free to correct me, but any review that voices it's opinion in the direction of how said flash should be blammed, is considered abusive. I understand you feel as though you are trying to aid here, but tearing apart another EG member is not the way to help. You make it out as though the EGB will be tarnished becasue of somone else, not in the EGB subbmitting a mediocre flash. No one outside of the EGB will even remember this flash come tom. The average NG user votes on a flash and moves on. They do not dwel on how a flash may impact any clubs, crews, or individuals will be impacted in the aftermath. As was stated, this club is part lounge. With that in mind I do think the members here are allowed a certain level of recreation. I feel you have every right to your opinions and of course to your freedom to make such opinions to be heard, but there is a line that should be considered. My going easy on your posts has nothing to do with the quality or content of the flash. My posts were based soley on the content of yours. As I already said, I mean no disrespect to you or your opinions as I am just stating my own.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 02:28:32


What a day, Crux got wasted and -Error- might get deleted. To all moderators who may concern, Crux was in a state f excessive joy and alcohol while posting recently, please spare him and don't ban him if you see those posts.

At 3/18/06 01:59 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Can you tell me in which way did my review look abusive?

I'm not gonna go into details here but honestly, at no point of your review did you review the film, you criticized the author but made not a single comment about the flash, That unfortunately is in the review guidelines, " review the flash, not the author "


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 02:32:56


A little correction: I did not say that the flash would be blammed, I was saying that Slash knew that it was going to be blammed. I never tried to tell or hint other users to blam it. Plus, I have seen tons of reviews like mine and almost none of them was marked. The review died together with the flash, and nobody can make it abusive now. But thanks for your post, I will be more careful in the future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 02:57:34


End of a loooong day report:

After being up from 7:30am to 2:57am I am finally going to bed. It's just too bad my internet couldn't get a stable connection until aboud 9:30am for me to start my work on the portal, I would've reach my first star for sure.

159 +b/p, 2 reviews. Milestone: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel.

Less then 67 away. ;_;

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 03:19:49


Seeing that -Err0r's reviews AND posts are gone...maybe he will be deleted? I bookmarked his profile just in case. Anyone know what happened exactly? Did he get busted for fileswaps and stuff? I'd guess that Err0r got deleted for those Glock Group impersonating fileswaps, lol.
Ah, it's interesting.

As for my flash...lol, mass voting, nah, didn't even come close to passing, and everyone can give it whatever they want. Just know that, until I get good with flash, you'll be passing up points if you vote over a 2. :-P
Abusive reviews, eh, maybe. lol, if I know you, and your review is "technically" abusive, but all in fun, I don't mind...Washu might though. :-P
Sorry I personally couldn't respond to any of your reviews, but Rebecca_Rose was the submitter, so I couldn't see them until it was blammed. Hopefully "she" responded to y'all, lol. Remember that "she" put the flash together...all I did was supply a pic and DL an audio for her, lol.
Here are MY responses, a little late! :-D

For Dream_of_Duke...don't blame you for voting for blam, lol. I bet even the 10 reviewers gave it a 0, hehe.

For -Rule-, Rebecca isn't my girlfriend, or my sister...maybe not even female :-O Although, here's something...the original picture I sent to "Rebecca" had a girl in it, lol, removed for her privacy. Not a girlfriend, just a really good friend. Although sometimes I wished...ah, never mind, lol. Point is, I didn't go to prom alone. :-P

<3

For Major_punk...hi indeed. And lol, I looked 12??? Heh, I look a bit older now. No pics for anyone though. lol

For -Crux-....poor, poor Crux. lol, I'm flattered that you think I'm, quote, "sexy as hell", but it was just the liquor talking, I know it...you'll regret it in the morning.

Ah, well, I'm tired now. Didn't get as drunk as Crux, lol, but I didn't exactly abstain from drinking, either...so goodnight, everyone, and good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 03:53:47


At 3/18/06 03:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seeing that -Err0r's reviews AND posts are gone...maybe he will be deleted? I bookmarked his profile just in case.

You could have just look him up in the recent B/P ranks 51+ list...Oh and I'll have you know I occasionally spend a week with about 17 hours near the computer, thing is the time zones make it the wrong 17 hours to be in. Bummer.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 04:24:15


yeah, err0r was put a stop to. i pointed out to wade that he used 3 accounts to whistle a glock movie, and review 0 using his accounts, and he also tried to get others to flag the movies. wade wasnt very happy, and saw he had done this several times. his alt accounts were deleted, and his main account's bbs posts were deleted, but his account will not be. he is locked ouf of his account, he can no longer log into it. wade changed his name to -err0r_BANNED, not err0r. say goodbye to him and his horrible antics, hopefully he will get the hint and finally eff off.

so, b/p'ing was allright today, got somewhere around 150. but i'm mainly happy about the events of err0r. he has been terrorizing NG for too long, and was finally brought to justice. serves him right. he's a disgrace to the b/p'ers out there.

hope everyone had a good day, as for me? its 3:30 and i think it's time to hit the hay. i keep forgetting to post here at 12 when the new NG day starts, but thats when i do my excel update. have a nice night sleep all of you, and a wonderful, err0r free tomorrow!

huzzah!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 04:43:13


At 3/17/06 03:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: That may be so but he has the freedom to wear whatever aura he wants but I would like to make one request, on my birthday, every one wears dark auras.

Today, I was thinking of changing to light aura, but then I thought, nah, I hate light aura.

At 3/17/06 05:22 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I believe that Afro-Stud is far ahead in total b/p points. :P If you were talking about pace, you should be able to edge him. He is averaging around 120-125 points per day. Also look out for JoKeR, he has LOTS OF free time too. :)

What I remember, he's had a pace of around a star pace this week! Well, I'll just have to wait and see the next B/P update.

At 3/17/06 11:55 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Oh, I apologize sir. I see now exactly what you mean. That is a lot of flashes. I can't beleive that actually happened. Wow, a complete shock to me. Thank you for bringing this to attention. I think wade deserves a congratulations. Go wade!

I was happy but....

At 3/18/06 12:54 AM, Major_punk wrote: Don't be too sure his account is still alive and well. But this might be one of those 4:45am update things so we'll have to wait and see.

....SHIT! Too bad his account wasn't actually gone. :(

At 3/18/06 04:24 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: stuff about Err0r-

Oh, so he is banned, but not deleted. :( Oh well, at least he's banned.

so, b/p'ing was allright today, got somewhere around 150. but i'm mainly happy about the events of err0r. he has been terrorizing NG for too long, and was finally brought to justice. serves him right. he's a disgrace to the b/p'ers out there.

Yeah, I remember when he made an alt to be like a BB member and submitted malicious crap. He should've been punished there!

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At 3/18/06 02:24 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Stuff

They Turkey what are you trying to do steal my Job? that is so not cool man

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At 3/18/06 07:14 AM, LittleWashu wrote: They Turkey what are you trying to do steal my Job? that is so not cool man

He is a Liason, in a case of a missing officer his duties may partly done by a Liason, since no you were not present and no other officers tried to fill your duty he had the right and responsibility to do so, you should be thanking him for covering you.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 08:20:05


It is kind of late, but I got exactly 200 blam and protect points yesterday, I know because I started at exactly at 1,700 blam and protect points, and hot exactly the 1,900 marker. I'm also going to try to hit Elite Guard Private First Class today!

Anyways, -Crux- I'm flattered that you love me, but I am not that way. :-P.

Oh, and Slash, I mae sure to 0 your Flash just like you said!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 11:24:08


...wow. I feel really crappy this morning.
Sorry for posting all that crap last night.. I risked being banned I think.. At least I didn't take it to the general section... although it would have been better if i did, lol...

Yes, EagleRock, I AM a lightweight. It doesn't take much for me to get hammered.. It just sucks that I couldn't make it to any parties, 'cuz my mom wouldn't let me go out with my friends last night. But to answer your question as to whether I was actually drunk or not sir, you were half right. I wasn't "puke and fall on your face" drunk. More of a "kinda distorted but still a little concious" drunk. I knew that if I had one more drink, then I would be there though, lol.
So again, I'm sorry for spamming.. I'm just gonna crawl over to the shower, and maybe eat this bag of skittles later.
:Headache.....
Happy St. Patti's Indeed
*salute*

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At 3/18/06 11:24 AM, -Crux- wrote: ...wow. I feel really crappy this morning.

Being Russian has its advantages, it takes a lot to get me drunk. Usually it would take 2 or 3 shots of Vodka before I feel a thing, we forgive your posts because you were wasted. The B/P list came in, I moved 9 ranks but didn't get my mention :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-18 13:12:58


well yesterday night was great. my sober dad and drunk step mom got in a fight, both physical and verbal, while i was sitting in my bedroom frickin shaking. Last night was one of the suckiest nights ever.


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