At 3/17/06 07:27 PM, fullman wrote: ok i'm a here to keep the allience with the barreks so i might be posting here a bit

Thats why I exist. I used to be in charge of the NGPD, then I came here and became liason between NGPD and the EGB. :)

At 3/17/06 06:15 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: 13 years old teenagers always give me a good laugh.

That is offensive to me, I'm 13 and in the same club you are, and you make fun of me? For shame!

On a side note, I hit the 1800 marker today, and maybe I will also hit the 1,900 marker later...who knows?

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

At 3/17/06 07:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 3/17/06 07:27 PM, fullman wrote: ok i'm a here to keep the allience with the barreks so i might be posting here a bit

The Elite Guard Barracks already has an alliance with the NGPD, as well as a liason to it and several NGPD graduates in our ranks. We appreciate the thought, but it's not necessary.

hey have you heard about crawford?

At 3/17/06 07:36 PM, fullman wrote: hey have you heard about crawford?

I knew about crawford's situation before anyone else on NG. We still talk via MSN, and he came to me to ask advice before posting in the NGPD about what's going on. I win.

Way to steal his sig, btw

At 3/17/06 07:36 PM, fullman wrote: hey have you heard about crawford?

Yes, I'm sure most of us are aware of it. We are capable of keeping up to speed with NGPD affairs, thanks to our liason to the NGPD, Peregrinus.

-Rule- here. Meh, nothing going on in the portal. I signed on a little late, so I might not get alot of points. And still, I'm at rank 96.

At 3/17/06 07:38 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

At 3/17/06 07:36 PM, fullman wrote: hey have you heard about crawford?

I knew about crawford's situation before anyone else on NG. We still talk via MSN, and he came to me to ask advice before posting in the NGPD about what's going on. I win.

Way to steal his sig, btw

did'nt you read the all of the only long post i have if you did you should now

At 3/17/06 07:42 PM, fullman wrote: did'nt you read the all of the only long post i have if you did you should now

I did, and you did say you'd take his sig. But normally you should wait until he gives you permission to use it before doing so.

At 3/17/06 07:42 PM, fullman wrote:

At 3/17/06 07:38 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Way to steal his sig, btw

did'nt you read the all of the only long post i have if you did you should now

IMO, using someone's sig to "honor" them doesn't make much sense. Better to make your own sig showing honor for them.

Okay, I'm sorry, but at this point, I'm going to ask you to either greatly improve post quality and length, or take this elsewhere, aka, AIM or MSN or e-mail. We don't need spam-like, conversation-like rapid posts in here, okay? Both me and Peregrinus are accessible through both AIM and MSN, so use that unless you plan on putting more effort into your posts, good sir.

well... I'll let y'all work that little sig situation out.

End of day report.
Total B/P 3916 with 4 pending
8 audio files whistled (special thanks goes to khuskan for pointing out the first file)

Now if y'all would excuse me, I have a dinner to prepare for.

*salutes and slips into the shadows*

fullman...Uh, the brass has politely hinted that we don't require your services. Please find another club, then come back when you've paid some dues.

so Slash, what do you plan on doing after you hit EGSC? Are you gonna try to kick MPA's ass? Or just live among the famous 50?

At 3/17/06 07:56 PM, -Crux- wrote: so Slash, what do you plan on doing after you hit EGSC? Are you gonna try to kick MPA's ass? Or just live among the famous 50?

Number one. lol. Now, I'll slow down. Around the time I hit EGSC, I'll be going back to school...the Slash you all know, the one who is online 16 hours a day, he'll be gone then, lol. But I DO intend to keep going until I'm number one, and maintain it for as long as possible. ^_^
So, don't worry, everyone. I won't be this crazy FOREVER. Just for another 4 or 5 months. :-P
:salute:

Good Evening, Everyone. I am sorry to announce that I, Master Sergeant Punisher, will no long be able to continue to post here. However, a "silver eagle bearing two stars" has told me that I shall continue on serving Newgrounds and its Portal as Sergeant Major Punisher.

Back to work for me. Good Hunting, Everyone!

*Salute*

At 3/17/06 07:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 3/17/06 07:56 PM, -Crux- wrote: so Slash, what do you plan on doing after you hit EGSC? Are you gonna try to kick MPA's ass? Or just live among the famous 50?

Number one. lol. Now, I'll slow down. Around the time I hit EGSC, I'll be going back to school...the Slash you all know, the one who is online 16 hours a day, he'll be gone then, lol. But I DO intend to keep going until I'm number one, and maintain it for as long as possible. ^_^
So, don't worry, everyone. I won't be this crazy FOREVER. Just for another 4 or 5 months. :-P

My god it sounds like your going into retirment. But on that thought we do all get a little old and someday we'll move into a house of our own and we'll say to ourselves
gee.....I got me my own house".....well for the most of us. I'll always have the newgrounds in me. Same should go for everyone.

At 3/17/06 08:40 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Good Evening, Everyone. I am sorry to announce that I, Master Sergeant Punisher, will no long be able to continue to post here. However, a "silver eagle bearing two stars" has told me that I shall continue on serving Newgrounds and its Portal as Sergeant Major Punisher.

Congratulations, Sergeant Major! One of the coolest looking badges, to compensate for the loss of the coolness of "Master Sergeant", lol. Keep up the good work! :salute:

At 3/17/06 08:43 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

But on that thought we do all get a little old and someday we'll move into a house of our own and we'll say to ourselves
gee.....I got me my own house".....well for the most of us. I'll always have the newgrounds in me. Same should go for everyone.

And on that depressing note, I think that I should add that humans only live for 25,000 days! :D!

At 3/17/06 08:55 PM, -Crux- wrote:-

And on that depressing note, I think that I should add that humans only live for 25,000 days! :D!

What's sad is that the first thing I thought of when I read that was that the average human is limited to 2.5 million B/P's if they have a 100 point a day pace.

At 3/17/06 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: At 3/17/06 08:55 PM, -Crux- wrote:-

And on that depressing note, I think that I should add that humans only live for 25,000 days! :D!

What's sad is that the first thing I thought of when I read that was that the average human is limited to 2.5 million B/P's if they have a 100 point a day pace.

you know what's REALLY sad?
MPA has B/P'ed almost 1/3 of every NG submission.. He would probably have done more than 80,000 if he was around during Scrotum the Puppy though..

At 3/17/06 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: At 3/17/06 08:55 PM, -Crux- wrote:-

And on that depressing note, I think that I should add that humans only live for 25,000 days! :D!

What's sad is that the first thing I thought of when I read that was that the average human is limited to 2.5 million B/P's if they have a 100 point a day pace.

lol, and that is all depending on NG staying around for that long. Some day Tom may move on...then where will you be in life Slash?

On a corner with a sign reading "will blam for food"

At 3/17/06 09:05 PM, Peregrinus wrote: lol, and that is all depending on NG staying around for that long. Some day Tom may move on...then where will you be in life Slash?

On a corner with a sign reading "will blam for food"

Don't even joke like that...Newgrounds will always be here...always with more submissions to vote on...Tom Jr. will inherit his father's powers...

shudder...now I'm going to have nightmares...

On a good note, though, me and Afro_Stud are about to hit 1K points for this week, only a couple points apart, lol. :-D

At 3/17/06 07:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Number one. lol. Now, I'll slow down. Around the time I hit EGSC, I'll be going back to school...the Slash you all know, the one who is online 16 hours a day, he'll be gone then, lol. But I DO intend to keep going until I'm number one, and maintain it for as long as possible. ^_^
So, don't worry, everyone. I won't be this crazy FOREVER. Just for another 4 or 5 months. :-P

salute:

Well, it will be a sad day to see the great slash slow down. I honeslty did not think I would see that happen. No more 16 hour stints in the portal. I guess it will be good for you to start focusing on school though, I think we could all benifit from a little schooling. I'm sure you will eventually make #1. With the way to do things around here, it should not take too long. Good luck with that. At least we still get you for another 4 or 5 months though, we'll make sure to throw you a grand "slowing down" party. Untill then, keep up the great work sir!

*Salutes

At 3/17/06 08:40 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Good Evening, Everyone. I am sorry to announce that I, Master Sergeant Punisher, will no long be able to continue to post here. However, a "silver eagle bearing two stars" has told me that I shall continue on serving Newgrounds and its Portal as Sergeant Major Punisher.

You had me worried for a minute. Congratuations on the promotion. The title is not as good, but the badge is a great deal better. Great work sir. At this rate, it should not take you long to start seeing a little gold come your way.

At 3/17/06 08:43 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
My god it sounds like your going into retirment. But on that thought we do all get a little old and someday we'll move into a house of our own and we'll say to ourselves
gee.....I got me my own house".....well for the most of us. I'll always have the newgrounds in me. Same should go for everyone.

A hit like that is almost retirement for slash, lol. Can you imagine what it will be like for him to go from 16 hours a day to only 14? Ha. As far as getting older, i think everyone will always have ng with them. Especially people in this club. If you have brought yourself to the EGB you have proven that you have a dedication to NG. Moving into your own house does not mean too much anyway, when I moved into my own home I said sweet! It's time for high speed internet!

At 3/17/06 09:05 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
lol, and that is all depending on NG staying around for that long. Some day Tom may move on...then where will you be in life Slash?

That will be a sad day if Tom ever moves on. Maybe he will have a kid to carry on his legacy, or a great robot. Either way, NG isn't going anywhere for a while.

On a corner with a sign reading "will blam for food"

^^ I am not sure what is funnier, what you said or the fact that it is true.

At 3/17/06 09:05 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

lol, and that is all depending on NG staying around for that long. Some day Tom may move on...

That's a very good LARGE scale example of what's going on in the NGPD right now. Tom isn't alone anymore... He has an office now filled with employees. He's even hiring interns. It's not likely he'll quit anytime soon, and yes, although people DO die, he'll probably go on as a symbol. Future users will only hear his name whereas WE'VE seen him and heard him (lol, referring to paltalk). Other people will run NG after Stamper, Wade, liljim, and Tom die.

At 3/17/06 09:16 PM, -Crux- wrote: stuff

Tom doesnt go on paltalk. Only Wade.

And I do doubt Tom will move on anytime soon. This is his job. It's his creation. Why abandon it?

And sorry for the nightmare Slash

At 3/17/06 09:21 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

At 3/17/06 09:16 PM, -Crux- wrote: stuff

Tom doesnt go on paltalk. Only Wade.

He did once. Only once.

On yet another happy note, I'm gonna start drinking! St.Paulie Girl for me! What about you guys?

:German beer on an Irish holiday.. Oh what a travesty..

lol, none of y'all worry, I won't be retiring...or even slowing down, lol...for a long time. Even when I do, I'll just be going from Supreme Nerd to normal nerd, lol. I'll still be spending all my free time online...it'll just be that I'll have less free time.
If I meet a girl sometime, though...then Newgrounds might becoming priority two. But lol, can't meet a girl unless I leave the house, so that shouldn't be a problem! :-D
....... :'(

:drinks and continues to studiously B/P:

Hey EagleRock or Afro_sauce should I post the list tomorrow I don't know if Afro_sauce is going to start doing it again so I need to know.

Ok, this is a stolen submission:

Stolen: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/301967

Original: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/301859

At 3/17/06 10:24 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Ok, this is a stolen submission:

Whistled. Good eye, Private!

I just broke 1000 points for this week (3 points behind Afro_Stud, grumble...lol), so hooray! Star number three for me. ^_^
Lots of UJ out there, so good hunting, everyone! :salute: