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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-30 13:55:19



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-30 17:28:41


This a video of a kid playing with some stuffed animals. And it is super weird.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-30 18:40:23


Tutorial (newgrounds.com)


resubmit of a blammed submission


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-31 11:53:23



Game taken from PBS Kids website. Website is gone, but game is up on archive.org. https://archive.org/details/zoboo_swf

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-31 12:21:50



Edited version of a homestar runner short. https://homestarrunner.com/firsttime

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-31 16:03:43



This is just the CBeebies Big Fun Time indent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UwGkAmSedM

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-01-31 21:03:09


(warning: nudity)

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/872721


Speedpaint video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 08:13:12 (edited 2023-02-01 08:13:25)



This is just GMod gameplay. Not a GMod animation, just gameplay.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 14:44:33 (edited 2023-02-01 14:46:57)



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 16:36:13


Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2023:


Happy February, all! Yeah, it's a bit cold here in the Northeast US, but that's to be expected. In 7 weeks it will be spring, and life will begin to seep back into these dormant trees and grey skies.


In case you hadn't seen my posts, we hit a snag with NGLogs on January 21st, where suddenly it just wouldn't read data from the NewGrounds site. After days of digging around, and some wonderful help from @BrenTheMan, it wound up being old code that didn't work after a required PHP update. I had to go through all of the database and table functions in both NGLogs and the EGB site (we load the roster the same way we get data for the logs) and make a bunch of little code changes. While I was in there, I also added some additional error checking code and retry logic, and now not only are both the sites back up, they're actually running cleaner and handling exceptions better.


But for a few days there I was pacing the floors and trying to figure out what went wrong with the code. It was a little stressful, but it's all good now.


January was a busy month here in the Barracks, and we had two promotions: Major @freaks-heart and newly minted Supreme Commander @tox ! Well done, soldiers - keep up the great work! *SALUTES*


Our resident insomniac EGSC @Guthrie still is plowing along with monster BP points, averaging over 95 a day. Maybe when the weather gets warmer, he'll take a break and go outside for a little bit. But in the meantime, keep being the beast! *SALUTES*


Hope February is good for you all - and thanks again for all your hard work, dedication and support.


See you at the front lines!


_Milestones:_

@AnalPenguinFarming - 15K saves, 20K total B/P

@Anonymous-Frog - 2K saves

@byteslinger - 27K blams, 197K saves, 225K total B/P

@EchoTense01 - 18K saves, 19K total B/P

@freaks-heart - 15K saves, 17K total B/P

@Guthrie - 117K saves, 144K total B/P

@Pingu - 47K saves, 59K total B/P

@tox - 27K saves, 30K total B/P


_Promotions:_

@freaks-heart - Major

@tox - Sup. Commander


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 225,073 | 1,740 | 56.13 | A | +012.77 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 144,269 | 2,948 | 95.10 | A | +010.25 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 20 | B

03) 90,404 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 77,963 | 0,280 | 09.03 | C | -020.45 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 9 | C

05) 70,240 | 0,017 | 00.55 | D | -026.09 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

06) 68,297 | 0,007 | 00.23 | D | -070.83 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

07) 59,862 | 0,955 | 30.81 | B | -053.14 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 49,457 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -016.67 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 46,336 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | +000.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D

10) 43,476 | 0,116 | 03.74 | D | -009.38 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 31,832 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 30,931 | 2,770 | 89.35 | A | +018.88 | @tox Sup. Commander +2 | 57 | A

13) 29,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander -1 | 0 | F

14) 28,326 | 0,018 | 00.58 | D | +800.00 | @ZomAlien Commander -1 | 0 | F

15) 24,400 | 0,006 | 00.19 | D | -014.29 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

16) 20,030 | 0,151 | 04.87 | D | -050.97 | @AnalPenguinFarming Brig. General | 0 | F

17) 19,200 | 0,709 | 22.87 | B | +002.60 | @EchoTense01 Colonel +1 | 3 | D

18) 18,676 | 0,076 | 02.45 | D | +123.53 | @ZJ Colonel -1 | 0 | F

19) 17,491 | 2,288 | 73.81 | A | +002.14 | @freaks-heart Major | 43 | A

20) 5,844 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

21) 4,674 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -066.67 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

22) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

23) 3,685 | 0,097 | 03.13 | D | +106.38 | @Anonymous-Frog Pvt. First Class | 2 | D

24) 1,864 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,948 (24.13% of total)

@tox - 2,770 (22.67% of total)

@freaks-heart - 2,288 (18.72% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,740 (14.24% of total)

@Pingu - 955 (7.82% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 87.58% of B/P points (10,701 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (157)

@Guthrie (68)

@Big-Boss (65)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Asandir (50)

@Pingu (45)

@Exedor (37)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (7)

@EchoTense01 (6)

@AnalPenguinFarming (5)

@tox (4)

@freaks-heart (4)


Total gain for month: 12,219 (20 Active Members)


That's 407.30 per day, or 20.37 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 18:16:45


At 2/1/23 04:36 PM, byteslinger wrote:Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2023:

Happy February, all! Yeah, it's a bit cold here in the Northeast US, but that's to be expected. In 7 weeks it will be spring, and life will begin to seep back into these dormant trees and grey skies.

In case you hadn't seen my posts, we hit a snag with NGLogs on January 21st, where suddenly it just wouldn't read data from the NewGrounds site. After days of digging around, and some wonderful help from @BrenTheMan, it wound up being old code that didn't work after a required PHP update. I had to go through all of the database and table functions in both NGLogs and the EGB site (we load the roster the same way we get data for the logs) and make a bunch of little code changes. While I was in there, I also added some additional error checking code and retry logic, and now not only are both the sites back up, they're actually running cleaner and handling exceptions better.

But for a few days there I was pacing the floors and trying to figure out what went wrong with the code. It was a little stressful, but it's all good now.

January was a busy month here in the Barracks, and we had two promotions: Major @freaks-heart and newly minted Supreme Commander @tox ! Well done, soldiers - keep up the great work! *SALUTES*

Our resident insomniac EGSC @Guthrie still is plowing along with monster BP points, averaging over 95 a day. Maybe when the weather gets warmer, he'll take a break and go outside for a little bit. But in the meantime, keep being the beast! *SALUTES*

Hope February is good for you all - and thanks again for all your hard work, dedication and support.

See you at the front lines!

_Milestones:_
@AnalPenguinFarming - 15K saves, 20K total B/P
@Anonymous-Frog - 2K saves
@byteslinger - 27K blams, 197K saves, 225K total B/P
@EchoTense01 - 18K saves, 19K total B/P
@freaks-heart - 15K saves, 17K total B/P
@Guthrie - 117K saves, 144K total B/P
@Pingu - 47K saves, 59K total B/P
@tox - 27K saves, 30K total B/P

_Promotions:_
@freaks-heart - Major
@tox - Sup. Commander

_The Roster:_
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 225,073 | 1,740 | 56.13 | A | +012.77 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D
02) 144,269 | 2,948 | 95.10 | A | +010.25 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 20 | B
03) 90,404 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 77,963 | 0,280 | 09.03 | C | -020.45 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 9 | C
05) 70,240 | 0,017 | 00.55 | D | -026.09 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 68,297 | 0,007 | 00.23 | D | -070.83 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 59,862 | 0,955 | 30.81 | B | -053.14 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 49,457 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -016.67 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D
09) 46,336 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | +000.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D
10) 43,476 | 0,116 | 03.74 | D | -009.38 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 31,832 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 30,931 | 2,770 | 89.35 | A | +018.88 | @tox Sup. Commander +2 | 57 | A
13) 29,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander -1 | 0 | F
14) 28,326 | 0,018 | 00.58 | D | +800.00 | @ZomAlien Commander -1 | 0 | F
15) 24,400 | 0,006 | 00.19 | D | -014.29 | @Jackho General | 0 | F
16) 20,030 | 0,151 | 04.87 | D | -050.97 | @AnalPenguinFarming Brig. General | 0 | F
17) 19,200 | 0,709 | 22.87 | B | +002.60 | @EchoTense01 Colonel +1 | 3 | D
18) 18,676 | 0,076 | 02.45 | D | +123.53 | @ZJ Colonel -1 | 0 | F
19) 17,491 | 2,288 | 73.81 | A | +002.14 | @freaks-heart Major | 43 | A
20) 5,844 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 4,674 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -066.67 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F
22) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F
23) 3,685 | 0,097 | 03.13 | D | +106.38 | @Anonymous-Frog Pvt. First Class | 2 | D
24) 1,864 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F

_Top 5 Gainers:_
@Guthrie - 2,948 (24.13% of total)
@tox - 2,770 (22.67% of total)
@freaks-heart - 2,288 (18.72% of total)
@byteslinger - 1,740 (14.24% of total)
@Pingu - 955 (7.82% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 87.58% of B/P points (10,701 total)

_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_
@byteslinger (157)
@Guthrie (68)
@Big-Boss (65)
@GameJunkie (50)
@Asandir (50)
@Pingu (45)
@Exedor (37)
@Jackho (25)
@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *
@Decky (16)
@Lizzardis (15)
@Jolly (13)
@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *
@ZJ (8)
@Fro (7)
@EchoTense01 (6)
@AnalPenguinFarming (5)
@tox (4)
@freaks-heart (4)

Total gain for month: 12,219 (20 Active Members)

That's 407.30 per day, or 20.37 per day per active member.


Oof, right as I was 7 B/P Points away from becoming a Colonel...


Don't worry, I'm still super proud of coming this far.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 22:03:41


2 points now until next rank. so close, so freaking close...



Speedpaint video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 23:06:48 (edited 2023-02-01 23:07:05)


At 2/1/23 04:36 PM, byteslinger wrote:

speaking of Guthrie, it's legit amazing to see that guy go


and I mean GO


iu_884980_1892271.webp


the only thing he doesn't have is the history/time to back up those kinds of numbers


ALSO congrats to the doctor for reaching #2 finally!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-01 23:22:52 (edited 2023-02-01 23:30:04)


hey! he's back again!

MrOrujstepbystepieng

platformer229


how long until we have re-uping blamed content


iu_884992_1892271.png


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copyright on the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX5DhzuwLfc&ab_channel=TheCardigans-Topic

STEP ON ME by OTIESHELLHOLE


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-02 17:32:02


At 2/1/23 11:06 PM, tox wrote:ALSO congrats to the doctor for reaching #2 finally!!!


Thanks, it has taken a long time and wasn't easy.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-02 17:33:04


Mario in 2020 (newgrounds.com)


Random Gameplay Footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-02 19:34:37


The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack (newgrounds.com)


Cartton Network show. Not original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-02 21:39:17 (edited 2023-02-02 21:47:24)


At 2/2/23 07:34 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack (newgrounds.com)

Cartton Network show. Not original author.


Stolen footage of a Tv show. Same uploader. Somebody should straighten this guy out before he gets himself banned.



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-02 23:31:38


At 2/2/23 09:37 PM, lol wrote:Random weird gameplay?
Early gameplay 1 (newgrounds.com)
Early gameplay 2 (newgrounds.com)


unfortunately no but it's a gray area that you have found yourself in

if, let's say that I was to upload that (discounting other rules that would apply over top of this argument) it would be against the rules because I am uploading gameplay footage of content that I did not create.

this person uploading the same content is allowed because they created the game itself by the looks of it


we allow game content videos as long as the uploading person created the original content directly


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-03 00:14:21 (edited 2023-02-03 00:19:05)


uploading tutorial files as a game

Deez Nuts Game by awopkjdfqjoiwadepwap

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no animation

Rob The Psycho | Ribbon Squad [Official Episode] by ribbonsquad


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-03 11:36:11


At 2/3/23 09:40 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:These Submissions Need New Genres!

This is not reportable here. It's not an urgent or reportable concern, and you do not need to concern yourself with genres.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-03 22:24:55


At 2/3/23 09:40 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2299
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2309
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2286
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2305
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2372
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2311
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2431
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2375
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2917
These Submissions Need New Genres!

You need to leave.


Octillery Social Credit Test DX | Octillery VS Collection

You ever take a rat...cut it open, stick your pee pee in, let it live? You remind me of that rat.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-03 23:37:11



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 01:58:58


no animation

The Jelliet Show Episode 1 by JellietJellyJam


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 10:23:03


At 2/4/23 10:07 AM, YendorNG wrote:Hey, can I get an opinion on this: no animation for this trailer but previous trailer did. Seems to be a big project thats nearing completion:

^

^

Yup, there ya go. Cosplay isn't allowed, and that's all it was.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 13:23:00


No animation


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/873030


Identical reuploads


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 15:45:27


At 2/4/23 01:23 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:No animation

Reuploading blammed content

Identical reuploads OF PORNOZZZZZ!!!!!!

Um, if ya would, can you put a word or a period (.) or something in front of adult links before you post them, so we don't have XXX rated thumbnails showing in an E rated ...well, T rated thread?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 17:00:29


At 2/4/23 03:45 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 2/4/23 01:23 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:No animation

Reuploading blammed content

Identical reuploads OF PORNOZZZZZ!!!!!!
Um, if ya would, can you put a word or a period (.) or something in front of adult links before you post them, so we don't have XXX rated thumbnails showing in an E rated ...well, T rated thread?


Recut the icon, so it doesn't show boob anymore, and keeps their Patreon link. I suppose, thankfully, they uploaded a decent size image for the thumbnail...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-04 21:35:47


gd (newgrounds.com)


Gameplay Footage


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-02-05 12:35:32 (edited 2023-02-05 12:35:41)


At 2/1/23 04:36 PM, byteslinger wrote:Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2023:


Thanks for the update @byteslinger! I saw you had a somewhat stressful end of the month with those nglogs issues. Great job dealing with that, and thanks so much for the work you put in to maintaining that site, and with our lovely group here.


Speaking of that, here are a few rule-breaking submissions:


A speedpaint:



And a static image over music: