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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:37:50


okay crux, you have to just tell girl number 2 that you don'y want her. don't be an ass when you say it either, just tell her nicely, "i just want to be friends". about the whole 18 thing, i understand that. i havent gotten any crap for being 15 yet though :).

p.s. sorry for no capitalazation, i had surgery on my hand so i can only type with my right hand until it heals. :(


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:38:17


At 3/12/06 10:36 PM, -Crux- wrote: As Sergeant Peregrinus stated earlier, the logical answer WOULD be to pick the girl I like best,

wait... YOU said that... haha oops...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:40:49


GRRR Crux IS ANGERED AND CONFUSED!!
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:48:32


At 3/12/06 10:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote: STOLEN ENTRY

He submitted one of the samples that comes with Macromedia Flash!

Can you provide a link as to where the original entry is? Helps the admins check it faster or else they'll discard the idea of it beings tolen. If you can; try to post a link as to where exact;y this can be found.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:52:01


Eletric moose I am ashamed of you. as the elite guards we do out best to protect the portal. We don't make abusive reviews like this "blam blam, blamity blam blam ^ ^" it is reviews like that that give the elite guards a bad name so please reframe from making bad reviews even if the movie is going to be blammed ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:53:12


At 3/12/06 10:48 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
At 3/12/06 10:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote: STOLEN ENTRY

He submitted one of the samples that comes with Macromedia Flash!
Can you provide a link as to where the original entry is? Helps the admins check it faster or else they'll discard the idea of it beings tolen. If you can; try to post a link as to where exact;y this can be found.

I stated that the submission is "one of the samples that comes with Macromedia Flash". There IS no link for it. Its one of the flash files.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:54:40


At 3/12/06 10:38 PM, -Crux- wrote:
At 3/12/06 10:36 PM, -Crux- wrote: As Sergeant Peregrinus stated earlier, the logical answer WOULD be to pick the girl I like best,
wait... YOU said that... haha oops...

Whats that supposed to mean >:(

And I said to go with girl 2 cause girl 1 lost her chance. If she can't tell a joke from seriousness, theres a problem there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 22:58:58


Sir, I was wondering if I could possibly join the Elite Guard Barracks, Sir! I'm currently an Elite Guard Private, Sir! May I join your enlistment, Sir?


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:02:11


At 3/12/06 10:54 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/12/06 10:38 PM, -Crux- wrote:
At 3/12/06 10:36 PM, -Crux- wrote: As Sergeant Peregrinus stated earlier, the logical answer WOULD be to pick the girl I like best,
wait... YOU said that... haha oops...
Whats that supposed to mean >:(

And I said to go with girl 2 cause girl 1 lost her chance. If she can't tell a joke from seriousness, theres a problem there.

Leiutenant Colonel Dream_of_Duke said "pick the girl YOU LIKE BETTER." I just got my sources wrong, thats all.
I did take you seriously. You provide an excellent point. A friend of mine said the same thing. That she should lighten up and learn to take a joke better...
I guess I just don't like the idea of giving up on a girl that I really liked for a short time.
You spend sooooo much time thinking about te girl you like, only to be disappointed in the end... (sigh)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:03:56


i think im gonna agree with most others here, crux, and tell you to use your best judgment. its probably wisest to choose the one you like best and that your more compatable with. at least that makes more sense to me. and hells yea i cannot wait for high school to end. june 6th is just so far away...

as for the new recruit, i guess youll have to wait for eagle rock's decision, but seeing as youve got the 1500 b/p mark, i dont think there will be a problem. nice enthusiasm too.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:13:14


At 3/12/06 10:58 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Sir, I was wondering if I could possibly join the Elite Guard Barracks, Sir! I'm currently an Elite Guard Private, Sir! May I join your enlistment, Sir?

The enlistment officers are SlashFirestorm and EagleRock (Chief Barracks officer). Either one should be with you shortly.
In my opinion, you sound very enthusiastic. There should be no problem with you joining us :D.
lol, I hope your fast. I like competition >:)
good luck to you private!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:15:30


At 3/12/06 10:58 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Sir, I was wondering if I could possibly join the Elite Guard Barracks, Sir! I'm currently an Elite Guard Private, Sir! May I join your enlistment, Sir?

NO.

sure!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:16:08


At 3/12/06 10:58 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Sir, I was wondering if I could possibly join the Elite Guard Barracks, Sir! I'm currently an Elite Guard Private, Sir! May I join your enlistment, Sir?

Ah, I saw your post in the NGPD and I'm glad we have another graduate coming here! Welcome aboard, Private! Hope you got your fill of that gold Police Captain badge, because you won't see gold again for a loooong time! Hehe :-P
If you haven't already, sign up at the Barracks forums (click my sig pic) so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get ya registered. We're happy to have you here, soldier! :salute:
---Recruitment Officer Captain Slash


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:20:09


Yes, Sir! Thank you all for the positive replies for me joinging your honorable defense team! For the next month or two, I will be pulling a B/P marathon. Thank you all again!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:22:50


At 3/12/06 11:20 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Yes, Sir! Thank you all for the positive replies for me joinging your honorable defense team! For the next month or two, I will be pulling a B/P marathon. Thank you all again!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

hoho no thanks necessary. i know ive done much for you with that post but please lets not sully our name with sucking up.

--actually, keep it up, even though i havent done anything.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:27:10


At 3/12/06 10:52 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Eletric moose I am ashamed of you. as the elite guards we do out best to protect the portal. We don't make abusive reviews like this "blam blam, blamity blam blam ^ ^" it is reviews like that that give the elite guards a bad name so please reframe from making bad reviews even if the movie is going to be blammed ok?

my apologies sir, i won't let it happen again. (ironically thats the first time ive ever done that)


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:31:03


DEFCON Update:

Still DEFCON 3...let's see how long this keeps up!

At 3/12/06 11:20 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Yes, Sir! Thank you all for the positive replies for me joinging your honorable defense team! For the next month or two, I will be pulling a B/P marathon. Thank you all again!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Haha...

Welcome to the Barracks, Private! You always proved to be a good NGPD HQ member, and I have no doubt that you will perform the same way here. Like the Recruitment Officer said, feel free to join up in the Barracks Forums (link in sig) and I'll give you necessary clearance. Great to have you aboard, Private!

Incidentally, my superiors felt it necessary to rip my Elite Guard Major badge right off my shoulder...

...after which they gave me a Lieutenant Colonel badge! As your Chief Barracks Officer, I am devoted to my service here as well as devoted to the Portal. I will do what I need to do to become a Supreme Commander so that the Barracks will forever be strong. I am sure my new promotion will help me lead the Barracks here as well as be effective out on the Portal (currently 7.45 votes). I salute you all, my fellow Elite Guards!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:36:53


At 3/12/06 11:31 PM, EagleRock wrote:
I'll give you necessary clearance. Great to have you aboard, Private!

I have signed up on the forums, Sir! I will await your clearance, Sir!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:37:16


congrats eaglerock, sir! i guess thats your last stop in the 1500 ranks. its been a long time coming, ill bet, as i need...a while to get there. hopefully you get through quickly so you get that nice gold eagle to match your name.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:37:23


forgot to salute

*salutes*


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:40:13


my apologies sir, i won't let it happen again. (ironically thats the first time ive ever done that)

ma,am*, geez i must be tired, see you all tomorrow, i need sleep...


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:40:27


At 3/12/06 11:31 PM, EagleRock wrote: Incidentally, my superiors felt it necessary to rip my Elite Guard Major badge right off my shoulder...

Oh noes!

...after which they gave me a Lieutenant Colonel badge!

Hooray! Congratulations, sir!

I am sure my new promotion will help me lead the Barracks here as well as be effective out on the Portal (currently 7.45 votes). I salute you all, my fellow Elite Guards!

Ah, every time I pass you in VP, you get another promotion, lol. If only I hadn't missed that week...
Congrats again, sir! :salute:


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:43:42


I messed up the quoting. :'( Pfft.
May as well use this icky double post to inform everyone that as of the past couple hours, my internet has been flickering (I have a crappy wireless connection). If I go down for a while, y'all should use it to your advantage and get while you can while the getting is good, lol. Because if not...I'm slowly but surely gaining on EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE. :-P
At least, as of the last update of the top 300 list, hehe. :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:44:54


At 3/12/06 11:36 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: I have signed up on the forums, Sir! I will await your clearance, Sir!

Duly added. Enjoy your clearance, Private!

At 3/12/06 11:37 PM, world_famous wrote: congrats eaglerock, sir! i guess thats your last stop in the 1500 ranks. its been a long time coming, ill bet, as i need...a while to get there. hopefully you get through quickly so you get that nice gold eagle to match your name.

*salute*

Yes, Praporshchik...20 days until my next promotion...that is, unless I make consistently more than 100 B/P a day, which might happen at that. We'll see what happens! I'd love to have that gold eagle like you said, Praporshchik. It seems you know my style... :-)

yeah, like it's so unobvious...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 23:48:54


Sorry, Sir, this is kind of off-topic!

I've noticed that the Elite Guard Barracks gets many more replies and is more active than the Newgrounds Police Department. I'm glad, I will be able to have an actual fast conversation!

Sorry, Sir! Anyways, I will enjoy my clearance, Sir!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:02:13


At 3/12/06 11:48 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Sorry, Sir, this is kind of off-topic!

I've noticed that the Elite Guard Barracks gets many more replies and is more active than the Newgrounds Police Department. I'm glad, I will be able to have an actual fast conversation!

Well, I don't know so much about fast, as there isn't really a tendency for spam here. However, you can be sure that the thread will move around in a lively fashion and there will pretty much always be someone to talk to.

Since I've decided to swtich to the midnight-to-midnight point system, let's do an:

End-of-Day Report:

140 points! Yay! Much better than yesterday!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:05:00


here we go, a better day for me.

blams:
128

protects:
58

total:
186

under judgement:
6

swell. gotta keep it up all spring break, as i'm grounded, so i should do well this week. :p

happy b/p'ing to you all!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:06:03


At 3/12/06 11:44 PM, EagleRock wrote:

I'd love to have that gold eagle like you said, Praporshchik. It seems you know my style... :-)


yeah, like it's so unobvious...

haha no sir, you hide it well. im just good like that i guess. in other news, im closing in on that second lieutenant badge, with a mere 1400 b/p to go! things are getting tense around here, and i dont think i can stand the suspense. as for the newest recruit, you only need to use sir once when addressing a superior, as far as i know. feel free to continue, i just thought id try and make your life a touch easier.

over and out

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:08:59


Day's end report:

BP- 30-something
Reviews: 3
with replies: 2

And Crux, I know exactly what you mean about the girl thing....

Welcome Private Socially-Failed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:10:26


Day's end report:

156 points. Hooray! Today was a good day for me on my quest for Major.
Significant accomplishment: 9000 blams. ^_^
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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