At 3/12/06 01:49 PM, wastedwizard wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/300905

it says this submission is appropriate for all audiences but it is a slideshow of dead animals. I think this is something you can blow your whistle on but correct me if i am wrong.

It was blammed, and has just been resubmitted. NOW you can whistle.

Well i have been on a bit and must now sleep, i have got around 60 b/p and now i am very close to ranking up. Well anyway keep up the good work!

I have rached 2000 blams! hooray

At 3/12/06 02:51 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have rached 2000 blams! hooray

just before i go congratulations i reached that on Saturday, again well done!

At 3/12/06 02:51 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have reached 2000 blams! hooray

and right now your number of Blams is the same one as our year, congratulations.

At 3/12/06 02:51 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have rached 2000 blams! hooray

I also reached that yesterday. Good job man.

At 3/12/06 02:24 PM, Peregrinus wrote: It was blammed, and has just been resubmitted. NOW you can whistle.

actually, you shouldn't. the FAQ's are out of date, check this thread by wade for more details :0

this was fileswapped after judgement http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/300885 sad wouldn't you guys say?

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/300955 A hateful submission toward the clock crew last I read it was hateful to make hateful submissions towards groups of people

well good morning to all. or good evening. been a very unfulfilling b/p weekend for me, as i have been busy with tons of other stuff and a lot of sleep. i see that slash finally got his coveted promotion, so congratulations, sir! as for some other things: its always sad when a decent submission is swapped for some crap, ms. washu.

warhammer is a track runner! im not alone. if i may ask, what do you run?

At 3/12/06 05:03 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/300955 A hateful submission toward the clock crew last I read it was hateful to make hateful submissions towards groups of people

I wouldn't of flagged that...hateful is more of rascist, just making a flash that has text that says "CLUCK CRAW IZ GAY!" isn't extreme enough for someone to whistle, besides it's a 5.3kb submission and is gonna be blammed anyway.

First up, congrats to Slash for yet another promotion!

I find myself constantly pushing my targets back at the moment! Initially I had hoped to reach Elite Guard Praporshchik two weeks after my previous promotion- a reasonable aim of 500 points per week. However it is now 3 weeks and 3 days since my last promotion and I am STILL 60 points away! At this rate I'll be lucky to make it by the end of tonight (given that it is already 10 PM here in the UK).

On the bright side, I have had a pretty good weekend in the 'real world', so I can't really complain. Also, I seem to have made significant gains on World_Famous, sir, who sits just above me in the rankings (at least within the Barracks).

Anyway, back to my paper critique, and occassional forays into the portal... I may just make it tonight yet!!

*salutes*

Heheh, thanks to everyone for the congrats. When I hit Major, I'll bring liquor and strippers and whatnot. :-D

Today has been nice. I have 95 points so far and there's still 6 and a half hours left in the NG day! Woo! I still wish I hadn't slept in and missed all those points, but any day where I have 100 points before 7 PM NG time is a great day in my opinion, and it looks like I'll make that, easy.
:salute:

To bad clock day had to be on the week of my birthday. I feel that signifies bad luck or something like that but I do know I will be there and I can assure you it will be defcon 1 and somehow over 250 registrated members will get their crap though because of mass voting. Somehow we will see a number of alt accounts we have never seen before. My suggestion is to end the alt accounts. One account and one account only. This way it prevents unworthy submissions a protection when they should be blammed. Thats just a suggestion however that will never happen unfortuntely so what am I left to do? Vote 2. It sucks.

I've reached 666 saves! (0.o)
Quite a landmark for me, considering I'm sort of a blam whore, lol.
Not because I'm an asshole, but just because every1 sends in a bunch of crap everyday... I guess it doesn't help since my standards are really high.. I'm always expecting something like littlefoot.

At 3/12/06 07:17 PM, -Crux- wrote: I've reached 666 saves! (0.o)
Quite a landmark for me, considering I'm sort of a blam whore, lol.
Not because I'm an asshole, but just because every1 sends in a bunch of crap everyday... I guess it doesn't help since my standards are really high.. I'm always expecting something like littlefoot.

im like that too. i bet if i saved half the entries ive blammed id have seargent by now :(

everything is so dead right now. its really boring. this is one of those times we need a portal rush, to keep me from falling asleep and avoiding all the stupid homework i have.

At 3/12/06 05:03 PM, LittleWashu wrote: ... last I read it was hateful to make hateful submissions towards groups of people

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's more racial/ethnic bashing type stuff. If it worked the other way, i could flag most Clock-work as "hateful against the group of people that like good flash"

End of Day Report:

Damn, it was going so well and then the portal went and dried up! I am now just 35 miserable points away from EG Praporshchik, but as it is 12:35AM here and I need to get up in less than 8 hours it is time to retire. So close!

Not a bad day though, considering my late start. 80 points so far, with three more UJ.

Maybe tomorrow for that promotion, although I doubt I'll be free until about midnight as I am stuck on campus all day, so maybe not.... curse life getting in the way!!

Happy hunting

*salutes*

At 3/12/06 07:39 PM, Donthurtme wrote: End of Day Report:

Damn, it was going so well and then the portal went and dried up! I am now just 35 miserable points away from EG Praporshchik, but as it is 12:35AM here and I need to get up in less than 8 hours it is time to retire. So close!

Not a bad day though, considering my late start. 80 points so far, with three more UJ.

Maybe tomorrow for that promotion, although I doubt I'll be free until about midnight as I am stuck on campus all day, so maybe not.... curse life getting in the way!!

Happy hunting

*salutes*

Don't worry about it as long as you vote on one thing in the portal you have done something to help the portal. It is good to have a life because of all the elite guards I get the most grief from other users and the worst part is I have a life! I hope you get promoted soon but when you do you will be in the 1500 point gaps but I know you can do it

At 3/12/06 07:29 PM, world_famous wrote: everything is so dead right now. its really boring. this is one of those times we need a portal rush, to keep me from falling asleep and avoiding all the stupid homework i have.

yeah. I got a lot of homework I need to finish.. Not to mention a girl I need to call.

I'm debating on asking u guys for advice on this particular situation I'm in.. I can handle myself pretty well when it comes to women, but this situation has proven to be quite a dilemma...

I'll put it in a different post devoted solely to it in a few minutes, so I can clarify a little better with better clarity...

whee! welcome to the elite guard barracks/self-help and emotional recovery facility! this should be tons of fun, especially cause it beats calc homework.

ok, I know this is a little off the subject of what we do here in the Barracks and all, but this is a MUCH more mature place than the General section:

This girl (girl 1) liked me a lot for a while, but then she freaked out over something I said to her, which was really no big deal. Some joke about us having kids and she took me serious.. lol, I guess I didn't know how to break it to her that making an army of 500 kids to take over the world is impossible....
Anyway, this OTHER girl (girl 2) was hitting on me for a while RIGHT in front of girl 1, leading me to believe that this was what girl 1 was mad about (but I was wrong. lol, it was about the damn kid joke).
I called girl 1 and explained that I didn't like girl 2 (which was a lie. I did like her, but at the time I liked girl 1 WAY more). She said that wasn't even on her mind.
Now we're friends, and maybe there's a possible hope that someday she'll get over it. (lol, right?)

So here I am, a week later, in Communications class. Girl 2 is sitting next to me.
And to clarify, I'm not really very interested in her anyway. To foreshadow the following, I would not want her to get any more attracted to me.

She sees my cell phone. I have a picture in there of me with my shirt off. At the beginning of every month I take a picture of myself after working out, to see how much bigger I get. Some times a lot, sometimes no increase in size or muscle tone at all.
This particular month displayed a LOT of change.
She pulls up the picture.
"This isn't you..." (Very hard to tell with the baggy shirt on, lol).
I try to tell her she's right, but then she sees the lip ring at the top of the screen where my head is barely cut off the picture.
Her eyes get wide. She shows the picture to friends.
Mere minutes afterward, her friend asked if I liked her. I didn't lie; I said yes. So I get my cellphone back after a bunch of giggling and shit, and class ends..
In my cellphone I find her number. With it it says "call me after 7:00"....
A while back I told girl 1 I wasn't interested in girl 2, remember? Me going out with girl 2.... Well, what would THAT say! I don't want girl 1 to hate me, PLUS I still sort of like her, and I think she might be getting over it a little.

Not asking for help. Not REALLY even asking for advice either. I just wanna know what u guys think.

The answer should be obvious. Women impede one's ability to B/P, and thus should be avoided at all costs.

lol j/k, I wish I had someone to impede my B/P...haha...

Portal needs to hurry up. It was doing so well earlier on...now look at it. Pfft.
In lighter news, Afro_Stud showed me where I could download an alarm clock program for my computer, and since my computer is loud as heck, hopefully I won't sleep in anymore.
I also plan to set "Barbie Girl" as my alarm music, so I have to jump out of bed and turn it off fast, lest my family learn I'm a closet Barbie Girl fan, lol. XD
:salute:

With washu slowed down at b/p, I saw some light in front of me already. :) Hopefully, I can catch her up in the next 2 weeks. Oh, please take a look at "mario vs bowser", it was so familar for me and it seemed that I saw it here some time ago, but I am not sure. Could anyone remember? I have a feeling that it is stolen. (haven't whistled yet.)

by the way, I must confess.
My profile says I'm 18. This is a lie. I'm actually 16. I only put 18 because, for some reason, a mere two year age difference seems to determine whether people will take me seriously or not.
I find that people respond to me more maturely when they see 18 and not 16.
It's as if you have to be able to grow a beard if you want to be taken seriously....
I understand that there actually IS a big difference between 16 and 18; maturity-wise, physically, and emotionally. I'm not saying I have the maturity of an 18 year old at all, beacuse I know there are a lot of aspects of life I haven't really discovered yet, being 16 and all.
I'm just saying that mature responses are a lot better then
"because you touch urself at night"
"because ur a 16 year old emo fag"
"stupid topic and/or response"
etc.

At 3/12/06 09:39 PM, -Crux- wrote: by the way, I must confess.

To be honest, I only checked to see the age when you began talking about working out.

I'd say go with girl 2. Girl 1 had her chance and threw it away. Rub it in her face, and forget about her. You can still be friends.

At 3/12/06 09:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

lol j/k, I wish I had someone to impede my B/P...haha...

That will never happen...

I also plan to set "Barbie Girl" as my alarm music, so I have to jump out of bed and turn it off fast, lest my family learn I'm a closet Barbie Girl fan, lol. XD

He's not lying. I've seen it on MSN with the "display on what I'm listening to"...

-Crux-, about the girls' issue, choose the one YOU LIKE BETTER. In other words, trust you feeling. By the way, if you are bothered by personal issues, just ask us and we will try to help you. Never post such things in the general section. Most people there are uneducated and you will make you feel sad (or angry) which will make them happy since they are losers who cannot find better things than making fun on the internet. Plus, the chance that you get a ban is much bigger there. So if you have some other issues, don't be shy, just ask us.

STOLEN ENTRY

He submitted one of the samples that comes with Macromedia Flash!

Thanks sir. It's definitely a lot better talking about this to you guys than in the general section...
I honestly don't know what to do though.. As Sergeant Peregrinus stated earlier, the logical answer WOULD be to pick the girl I like best, which happens to be girl 1 because we have more in common and connect easier. She was mad at me for a while over the joke and stuff, but she's easing up a bit... I would feel like a complete asshole to girl 1 if I went out with girl 2, and girl 1 is really nice and stuff..
I hate high school.. I can't wait to end my senior year and head over to college. No I take that back, because I'm making assumptions about a void I don't know about. College may end up being worse... I don't know. I just really hate the drama high school carries with it.