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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:27:41


end of day report

B/P 35
submissions flagged since upgrade 5
Flagged reviews ???
PIHGB 11

I am doing one last sweep of the portal and abusive review thread then I will call it a night

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:30:47


At 3/13/06 12:10 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

156 points. Hooray! Today was a good day for me on my quest for Major.
Significant accomplishment: 9000 blams. ^_^
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Nice catch, sir. I'm at 109 right now, but I'm not quiting until 12:00 again tonight. (Central time).
However, school tomorrow will force me to slow down (sigh) sadness..

Good Hunting Indeed Captain Firestorm!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:33:01


well, i should really get into the habit of doing the days-end reports, but im not sure i fi qualify, being only a praporschik. plus, im up so late all the time that i dont use the 12 to 12 system, and base it on however many i saw before going to bed. anyway, so far ive gotten probably around 75 or so, so not a bad day at all. and if i may ask, ms washu, what does the acronym stand for? its been driving me crazy and i cant come up with anything. alright, happy blamming. *salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:44:09


I don't have an exact number, but I would say 150 something all together.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:44:53


At 3/13/06 12:33 AM, world_famous wrote: well, i should really get into the habit of doing the days-end reports, but im not sure i fi qualify, being only a praporschik.

Anyone can do it, lol. It's something I started when I joined up, and now it's all the rage, hehe.

and if i may ask, ms washu, what does the acronym stand for? its been driving me crazy and i cant come up with anything.

Ten bucks on it being "people I hate getting banned", lol. But I dunno either...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:51:45


i saw that as your suggestion earlier, sir, and it really got me thinking about what it meant. thanks for driving me crazy. anyway, ill start keeping track and do a days end report from now on when i remember, if you dont mind me swiping your style sir. i also suggest we start getting the egb forums moving more, as the new recruit seems to be doing much of the job himself. keep at it. over and out *salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 00:52:59


At 3/13/06 12:44 AM, Socially-Failed wrote: I don't have an exact number, but I would say 150 something all together.

...wow... lol, that's quite an accomplishment. If what u say is true, kudos, man. I myself got about 150+ yesterday. Not a lot of people have the patience to sit in front of the computer that long, and I would say that you definitely made a VERY good first impression.

Well, I guess it would be a good time to say my good nights to every1.

B/Ps: 113. Staying on a little longer, so maybe 120. Could have hoped for a little better :/
Reviews: Don't know. lol I'm happy with Bronze. I don't see myself with the Deity whistle anytime soon anyway, haha.

I'm predicting I'll be Sergeant on Monday or Teusday depending on the Portal.

Goodnight!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:10:33


well i hate to say it, but im hitting the bunks. really need some sleep to get through school tomorrow. i hate it so much. on another not, post number 500 will be this farewell for tonight. i really should start posting more, but getting banned for posting in a non-spam thread is keeping me from doing that. o well, maybe tomorrow. good luck to all for the night (well, here anyway). *salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:14:23


At 3/13/06 12:52 AM, -Crux- wrote: ...wow... lol, that's quite an accomplishment. If what u say is true, kudos, man. I myself got about 150+ yesterday. Not a lot of people have the patience to sit in front of the computer that long, and I would say that you definitely made a VERY good first impression.

Well, I had something to aim for, joining the Elite Guard Barracks. I hope to reach around 5,000 blam and protect points before April 1st, because I want to be a high blam and protect ranking 13 year old. Thanks though, Sir!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:15:17


At 3/13/06 12:33 AM, world_famous wrote: well, i should really get into the habit of doing the days-end reports, but im not sure i fi qualify, being only a praporschik.

Are you an Elite Guard? If so, you qualify. :-)

plus, im up so late all the time that i dont use the 12 to 12 system, and base it on however many i saw before going to bed.

That's fine. I used to not be on the 12 to 12 system. I just counted from when I woke up to when I went to bed. Just post your day-end report when your day ends. I have started doing the 12-to-12 system like Captain SlashFirestorm simply because it's nice to wake up and already have some B/P in the bank.

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I had a quick amount of business to attend to, soldiers:

I need help from the Barracks Records Officer and from Major Major_punk on this matter. I need to know which officers are currently active and which one's aren't. It's time I did a little housecleaning and look at possibly giving officer positions to those that want the position and can be more active in the role. This is an ongoing matter and will probably be resolved this week sometime. In the meantime, input would be good for those two members as to the matter.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:20:35


At 3/12/06 05:23 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
I am STILL 60 points away! At this rate I'll be lucky to make it by the end of tonight (given that it is already 10 PM here in the UK).

60 points usually takes several hours so don't kill yourself staying up... oh well first thing in the morning I guess. =)

At 3/12/06 06:48 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
Somehow we will see a number of alt accounts we have never seen before. My suggestion is to end the alt accounts. One account and one account only.

I don't like that idea at all, it would only punish the users who do follow the rules and those that don't will just re-make their alts since they usually don't take much care of them anway...

This way it prevents unworthy submissions a protection when they should be blammed.

They'll still create new accounts to help mass vote.

so what am I left to do? Vote 2. It sucks.

If your voting 2 then your just apart of the problem, I don't understand why so many people complain about all the mass voting that's happening but do the same thing themselves just for a few internet stats.

I'm actaully a little surprised that a question about b/ping went ignored yet a question about girl advice got half a dozen responses within an hour. =/

At 3/12/06 09:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Afro_Stud showed me where I could download an alarm clock program for my computer,

Just curious what hours are you planning to sleep and b/p?
Congrats on 9,000 blams too.

At 3/12/06 10:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
STOLEN ENTRY

Blammed!

At 3/12/06 11:31 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Lieutenant Colonel badge!

Looks so perdy. Congrats on the promotion sir,

and respond to your god damn reviews!!!!!!!! =)
At 3/13/06 12:05 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote:
total: 186

Star paced are we? Anyway one more try, do you use mircrosoft excel when you write down your stats?
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End of day: 134b/p, 7 reviews, 7 posts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:29:11


At 3/13/06 01:20 AM, Major_punk wrote: Just curious what hours are you planning to sleep and b/p?

I hit the bunks at 4 AM Newgrounds time, and I am going to try to wake up at 10:30 AM Newgrounds time, instead of 12:30 PM. With my alarm clock, my cell phone alarm, and my new computer alarm, I may be able to get a couple more hours in! I seriously do intend to use Barbie Girl as my wake up song for tomorrow, lol. If it was a song I didn't mind others knowing I liked, I'd just lay in bed and let it play, haha. With that damned song playing, I'll be out of bed fast to turn it off, lol.

Congrats on 9,000 blams too.

Thank you, sir. I can't wait for 10K, hehe.

Random, but I like "Captain Firestorm" more than "Captain Slash", hehe. Captain Firestorm sounds more intimidating...Captain Slash just sounds silly. I don't care what any of y'all call me, but it's what I'll call myself, lol.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:33:05


Master Sergeant Punisher requesting permission to join your Elite Corps, Sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:35:52


At 3/13/06 01:20 AM, Major_punk wrote:
At 3/12/06 11:31 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Lieutenant Colonel badge!
Looks so perdy. Congrats on the promotion sir,

Thanks Major. Surely we'll see your promotion soon as well!

and respond to your god damn reviews!!!!!!!! =)

I totally forgot about that stupid flash. Responded.

At 3/13/06 01:29 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Random, but I like "Captain Firestorm" more than "Captain Slash", hehe. Captain Firestorm sounds more intimidating...Captain Slash just sounds silly. I don't care what any of y'all call me, but it's what I'll call myself, lol.
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"Captain Slash" does sound stupid, now that you mention it. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:40:16


Pardon the double post. Ehh, since I'm double-posting, I might as well do a:

DEFCON Update:

The Portal is a bit fast for around 0130 hours, so i am keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 3. If it doesn't slow up soon, I will keep at DEFCON 3 until morning.

At 3/13/06 01:33 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Master Sergeant Punisher requesting permission to join your Elite Corps, Sir!

Welcome to the Barracks, soldier! Be sure to meet up with our Recruitment Officer SlashFirestorm as he will show you the ropes necessary. In the meantime, find yourself a bunk in the Barracks and get comfortable. You can also check out the Barracks Forums (link in sig).

Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:49:30


At 3/12/06 09:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The answer should be obvious. Women impede one's ability to B/P, and thus should be avoided at all costs.

Free women are like that, the paid version are much more reliable and don’t bother you too much.

At 3/12/06 11:31 PM, EagleRock wrote: Incidentally, my superiors felt it necessary to rip my Elite Guard Major badge right off my shoulder...

Oh damn... Now I feel guilty for sleeping, Still, congratulations...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 01:56:46


At 3/13/06 01:33 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Master Sergeant Punisher requesting permission to join your Elite Corps, Sir!

Welcome, Master Sergeant! Heh, you have one of the coolest sounding ranks...I miss it, myself, lol...as Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock said, check out our forums (which seem much more active lately, lol) and sign up, so he can register you and give you full access!
If ever you have any questions, feel free to contact me through AIM, MSN, e-mail, whatever, or any of our other soldiers if I'm not available. I'm on ALL THE TIME, lol. :-P
So indeed, welcome to the Barracks, soldier! Good hunting! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Captain Firestorm

(I think I'll tell all new recruits to contact me if they have a problem...I'm very accessible a great deal of the time, and don't mind my contact info being public, lol)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:01:52


Well gentlemen, and ladies, I have finnaly brought myself to join the ranks of the elite gaurd barracks. I am elite guard private turkeybean requesting permission to the EGB. I am very familiar with the goings on here as I always lurk here to stay up on everything. Since my first position as safety patrol, I have long awaited the day I would be able to come to the EGB in confidence of my standing. So I am here now to ask to be granted access. Please let me know your desicion. Thank you.

-Turk


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:03:36


ok before I go to bed for real this time I had to post this:

I just realized what my rank name sounded like... Corporal Crux... LOL
Interesting....

well, good night everyone!

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:14:32


At 3/13/06 02:01 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Well gentlemen, and ladies, I have finnaly brought myself to join the ranks of the elite gaurd barracks. I am elite guard private turkeybean requesting permission to the EGB. I am very familiar with the goings on here as I always lurk here to stay up on everything. Since my first position as safety patrol, I have long awaited the day I would be able to come to the EGB in confidence of my standing. So I am here now to ask to be granted access. Please let me know your desicion. Thank you.

We got a lot of new recruits recently! ^_^ Hooray!

I've known of you through the NGPD and you've always seemed to be a nice guy. So welcome aboard, Private! First up, head to our forums (link in my sig pic) and sign up, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you and all. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at any time...I'm online damn near 16 hours a day, lol.
Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
---Recruitment Officer Captain Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:16:40


At 3/13/06 02:01 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Well gentlemen, and ladies, I have finnaly brought myself to join the ranks of the elite gaurd barracks. I am elite guard private turkeybean requesting permission to the EGB. I am very familiar with the goings on here as I always lurk here to stay up on everything. Since my first position as safety patrol, I have long awaited the day I would be able to come to the EGB in confidence of my standing. So I am here now to ask to be granted access. Please let me know your desicion. Thank you.

-Turk

Welcome to the Barracks, Private! You shoudl find a bunk around here that you like, and please read the Recruitment Officer SlashFirestorm's post. You'll find all you need to know in that post. Glad to have you here, Private!

At 3/13/06 02:03 AM, -Crux- wrote: ok before I go to bed for real this time I had to post this:

I just realized what my rank name sounded like... Corporal Crux... LOL
Interesting....

How alliterative of you, Corporal... :-)

well, good night everyone!

*salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:23:38


Thank you Lt. Colonel Eaglerock and Captain Firestorm, Sirs.

I've been scoping this place for a couple months now, so I am aware of the goings on around here. Once again, thank you for letting me join.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:24:12


Thank you sirs for the kind words and welcomes. I will take heed to your words and make use of the forums. I have already registered there. I see that there will be a great deal of information to review there. Please be sure to make me aware of anything I can do to help in any way. Thank you again for the addmitance. I will be sure to do anything I can to aid in the bettering of this club.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:28:54


Man this thread jumped to warp speed, Also Turk, since you are in the mafia if you wish you can take offer _TheFallenOne_ and be the Mafia/Barracks Liason in case I cannot be there. Also all new members should catch up on things by this FAQ.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:31:28


At 3/13/06 02:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I've known of you through the NGPD and you've always seemed to be a nice guy. So welcome aboard, Private! First up, head to our forums (link in my sig pic) and sign up, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you and all. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at any time...I'm online damn near 16 hours a day, lol.
Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
---Recruitment Officer Captain Firestorm

I am surprised to see that you am familiar with me already. I have always known your posts in the NGPD to be helpful and insightful, so I thank you for that. I as well am on a great deal of time in the day. i try to get on in the morning and evening, but you will find me mostly in the evening. I will keep in mind that you are quite reachable, I'm sure I will be needing your advice at one point or anohter. Thank you sir.

*If I am online, I am availible through AIM which is listed in my profile. So if anyone needs to contact me about matters on any regard, please contact me there. My e-mail is also availible for any reason you may need to contact me. I hope to bring somthing new and helpful to all of you. Proud to be working with NG finest.

:Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:33:56


At 3/13/06 02:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Man this thread jumped to warp speed, Also Turk, since you are in the mafia if you wish you can take offer _TheFallenOne_ and be the Mafia/Barracks Liason in case I cannot be there. Also all new members should catch up on things by this FAQ.

I apologize if this turns in a double. I would greatly like to take the position. Thank you for offering it to me. If you would like to pass on any details or requirments, I would be grateful. I will also be sure to catch up on the FAQ's page. Thank you again sir for the position.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 02:42:51


At 3/13/06 02:33 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I apologize if this turns in a double. I would greatly like to take the position. Thank you for offering it to me. If you would like to pass on any details or requirments, I would be grateful. I will also be sure to catch up on the FAQ's page. Thank you again sir for the position.

My main duty is to keep things clean and understood between all clubs and any cross club problems that my arise, Peregrinus is in charge of being NGPD/Barrack Liason and you can be the mafia/barracks Liason because as we know the fallen one has vanished. if a situation between the mafia and Barracks comes up while I'm not here I expect you to take responsibility. Good luck


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 03:13:34


DEFCON Update:

The Portal has slowed down enough to warrant DEFCON 4. We'll see if tomorrow provides another plentiful day...

At 3/13/06 02:23 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Thank you Lt. Colonel Eaglerock and Captain Firestorm, Sirs.

I've been scoping this place for a couple months now, so I am aware of the goings on around here. Once again, thank you for letting me join.

*Salutes*

Glad to have you here! I see you already joined the Barracks Forums and I have already given you clearance. Enjoy your stay here!

*salutes*

At 3/13/06 02:33 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 3/13/06 02:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Man this thread jumped to warp speed, Also Turk, since you are in the mafia if you wish you can take offer _TheFallenOne_ and be the Mafia/Barracks Liason in case I cannot be there. Also all new members should catch up on things by this FAQ.
I apologize if this turns in a double. I would greatly like to take the position. Thank you for offering it to me. If you would like to pass on any details or requirments, I would be grateful. I will also be sure to catch up on the FAQ's page. Thank you again sir for the position.

I see that the Barracks Relations Officer has recommended you for the currently vacant Barracks Mafia Laison position. As his recommendation speaks very highly of you, I have no problem awarding you the position. However, I would like to give the Barracks members a change to voice their opinion on the appointment. Therefore, I will delay the appointment until tomorrow. Rest assured, though, that unless I receive excessively negative feedback about your appointment, you can pretty much assume you have the position.

Thanks for taking such interesting in the Barracks, Private!

I'm now off to the bunks to retire for the night. I remind current and former Barracks Relations Officers Afro_sauce and Major_punk to help me out with the current Officer situation. You can read it in my latest Barracks Announcement in the Barracks Forums if necessary.

See you all on the Portal tomorrow!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 07:48:14


Finally, Sirs! I have waken' up, and am ready for action, Sirs! I plan to get about 75-100 blam and protect points, Sirs!

Hoorah!

.::Elite Guard Private Socially-Failed::.

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-13 08:22:36


At 3/13/06 03:13 AM, EagleRock wrote: The Portal has slowed down enough to warrant DEFCON 4. We'll see if tomorrow provides another plentiful day

It seems quiet enough, though I am encountering a few flashes from the Lock Legion. Be careful, there may be unrelated 'LL' flashes not endorsed by the legion trying to sneak through.


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