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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 00:41:02


At 3/12/06 12:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 3/12/06 12:07 AM, -Crux- wrote: lol, I'm gonna beat u by the end of 12:00... Hoping for at least 160+. Lol oh the wonders that you can accomplish when you don't have anything to do :D
Well, just so ya know, I always start and end my point counts at midnight Newgrounds time (EST). For example, all the flash currently UJ will count for Sunday's gain for me, not Saturday's, even though I voted on most of them Saturday. Make sure ya factor that into it, hehe.

didn't think about that... I'm not stoppin either though.

Once you get into the top 300, you'll see the crazy competition at the top, lol. Denvish has had much more insane gains than me, lol.
As for my nickname, I dunno. I ain't changing my alias anytime soon, lol. Blamming Lightning is one I came up with a while ago...I think that'll be it for a while.

Don't plan to be there for a while though. But I definitely WILL be there as soon as possible.

I'm at 144 B/Ps though. (Not counting the one's being judged right now). I hope I get a little better at this whole "speed blamming" thing, lol. Maybe someday I'll be there to meet u guys at the top. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 00:49:50


At 3/11/06 07:50 PM, -Crux- wrote: OH! LOL! why? Do you live in Australia? I hear they have killer waves! :D

Again I am forced to bring this us.... Israel.

At 3/11/06 10:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh yeah, and welcome Elite Guard Captain Slash to the Barracks. Hooray! ^_^

Congrats, you get a special mention in the FAQ, Keep up the good work.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 00:56:09


hmm, i thought this thread was more stats than chit-chat, guess i was wrong :p

anyways, today is my first day of testing out my new spreadsheet, keeping track, how exciting.

all stats taken from 12-12.

blams accumulated
98
saves racked up
45
total points for the day
143
movies left under judgement
19

not too shabby, could have asked for more, but oh well :p


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 00:58:17


End of day report

B/P 20
Submissions flagged since upgrade 5
Reviews Flagged ???
PIHGB 11

Oh and nice post in the abusive thread Major punk I emailed a mod about those alts and they are now banned

oh slash here is one I was thinking of

B/P Slayer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:06:44


Well, It's 12:00 Central time where I live and stuff.
End of day report:

started with: 2575
Ended with: 2725

End result: 150 B/P with about 9 left in the portal being judged.

This is the end of today. However, I will continue >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:13:44


Hmm it seems that everyone is saying how much they gained everyday.

I need to get into the habit of doing that. Overall I think today was a good day, had activity throughout a lot of the day.

Ehh I havent posted here in awhile but I figured tht if I do now I should be able to get back into the habit of it. I havent been able to make a list or anythign due to me messing around with my site a whole lot and homework which has drawn me away from some things I could be doing.

But the next day I do have some extra time I am planning on making a list, I need to get into a routine of doing things instead of slacking off. If I get this down it could help me with other things in life mayb =O haha.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:15:44


At 3/12/06 01:13 AM, Afro_sauce wrote: I need to get into the habit of doing that. Overall I think today was a good day, had activity throughout a lot of the day.

I don't do day end reports, simply because my day only ends as I crash into my bunk with the mouse at hand.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:19:47


just wait till summer guys... My true inner B/P Demon will be unleashed >:D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:19:55


At 3/12/06 12:49 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Congrats, you get a special mention in the FAQ, Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir!

At 3/12/06 12:56 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: total points for the day
143

Nice job, sir.

At 3/12/06 12:58 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
B/P 20
Submissions flagged since upgrade 5
Reviews Flagged ???
PIHGB 11

Not so many B/P's, but lol, I'd wager my new badge that your review flags is a 4-digit number. ^_^
And I've been trying to figure out what that lil acronym stands for, and the closest I can think of is "people I hate getting banned", lol.

oh slash here is one I was thinking of
B/P Slayer

It sounds cool, but it doesn't make much sense to slay blams or protects...and calling myself a flashslayer sounds like I blam everything, lol. But nice try, ma'am! :-P

At 3/12/06 01:06 AM, -Crux- wrote: End result: 150 B/P with about 9 left in the portal being judged.

Good job, soldier! A nice 150+ day feels good, doesn't it?

Back to teh portal! Good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:31:05


At 3/12/06 01:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Good job, soldier! A nice 150+ day feels good, doesn't it?

Back to teh portal! Good hunting! :salute:

You know.. It kinda does!
Wish I didn't have school so I could do this more often. I'm actually REALLY fast at this. I've only been active with my account for about a month and a half.

Who knows.. Maybe this summer I'll take my rightful place as B/P Prince, lol...... or Joker, but that's kinda already taken isn't it, ahahaha. Plus I'm just a Corporal... For now >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:45:42


At 3/11/06 08:36 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:
do we blam or protect clock stuff on clock day?

You vote on the quality of the submission regardless of what day it is. Come on use your head...

At 3/11/06 08:44 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
Good to see everyone.

And it's good to see you, I was wondering where you 'ran' off too. Hope you've been keeping up with those deposits.

At 3/11/06 09:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Haha, someone submitted a flash with their comments being "here's something I found while surfing the net." Not the brightest bulb in the tool shed, huh? XD

lol... I saw that one too. Although I didn't know it was stolen myself that comment gave it away so I played it safe and gave it a one.

Attention soldiers...I have...tragic news.

haha I love these little stories, can't wait for the next one. XD
Oh and congrats on the rank up.

At 3/11/06 11:16 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
It is the first of May. I stronly recomand you going to school.

I know I'll be taking Monday May 1st off to get the most out of Pico day, with all the times I've done a half-assed job on my homework just so I could be on the portal longer it would be stupid of me to not take advantage of it.

Unless I have a test that day, which would be horrible luck...

At 3/11/06 11:51 PM, -Crux- wrote:
Because he shares a similar IP address. When he blams, it seems like I'm blamming it.

Too bad you guys don't share an account eh? ^_~

I wonder how many people actually do that... I have seen a few weird split personalities on the bbs..

At 3/12/06 12:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Well, today was pitiful...so pitiful I'll just cut it off at midnight and start anew today. I only netted 50 points.

Oh how nice of you to call my daily quota pitiful. =P

Actually it's probibly a better idea for me to raise the bar a little, I made that quota back on the fall so it's not really a challenge for me anymore... ok new quota = 60/day.

At 3/12/06 12:49 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Good morning Phantom. =)

At 3/12/06 12:56 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote:
hmm, i thought this thread was more stats than chit-chat, guess i was wrong :p

Normally it is, I guess this weekend has been a bit more social then normal...

anyways, today is my first day of testing out my new spreadsheet

Just curious do you use microsoft excel? If so do you know how to swap the text in horizontal columns?

I'll post a screenshot in the morning to show you what I mean...

At 3/12/06 12:58 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
Oh and nice post in the abusive thread Major punk I emailed a mod about those alts and they are now banned

Thanks, I kinda feel bad for the author though. 20+ zero's in a row must of done some serious damage to it's score. ;_;

At 3/12/06 01:13 AM, Afro_sauce wrote:
Overall I think today was a good day, had activity throughout a lot of the day.

What a minute, who are you again? =P

But the next day I do have some extra time I am planning on making a list,

Alright but JoKeR has been doing a good job on that list for the last little while, since you haven't been around much you probibly don't know who the new members are and who are now inactives and should be taken off. If you want I can send you a PM over the EGB forums or your website saying who's in and who's out but you have to ask for it k?

Good to see you stop by and hello.

At 3/12/06 01:19 AM, -Crux- wrote:
just wait till summer guys... My true inner B/P Demon will be unleashed >:D

That would be a good addition to a multi-quoted post. =)

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End of day report: 148+b/p, 15 reviews and 9 posts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:56:17


At 3/12/06 01:45 AM, Major_punk wrote: Good morning Phantom. =)

<Irish accent> Now aren't we smart little lads eh?</accent>

only 9 AM and I'm free as a bird to B/P.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 01:57:41


At 3/12/06 01:45 AM, Major_punk wrote: Alright but JoKeR has been doing a good job on that list for the last little while, since you haven't been around much you probibly don't know who the new members are and who are now inactives and should be taken off. If you want I can send you a PM over the EGB forums or your website saying who's in and who's out but you have to ask for it k?

I forgot about that. I will talk to JoKeR later about it and see what would be better. If he wants to keep going he can by all means, I was thinking of maybe attempting to code something where people could enter their B/P and then it would list everyone from greatest to least. Not sure how long it would take me to figure out something like that but I dont think it would be too hard. But then again that takes away the fun of making the list =P

Oh my hehe, I just went through to see his list and it was great hah. I didnt realize he was making awesome lists like that haha.

Good work JoKeR, keep it up ^_^.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 02:10:32


Well, tonight was fun, but I'm gonna stop at 163 B/P's (7 still being judged, making a possible 170).
Maybe I'll try to set the record some other time... Good night friends and superiors!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 06:38:24


And so I go for at least 6 hours on this stupid display of stupidity... I hope I don't miss too much.
Progress since list: after almost 24 hours, 176 points.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 06:41:33


At 3/11/06 04:28 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Is it just me or is this extremely fucked up? What the hell is wrong with it? 19 points to get to level 29?

Don't worry, some crazy errors happen on that calculator once every now and again. It's happened with level 30 EXP requirement being 0.

At 3/11/06 07:08 PM, -Crux- wrote: change of plans! My goal is 221!

OK, try and beat my goal, which is 333. >:) But that was a Clock Day, so if you want a record from myself of a non-Clock Day, that would be 130. :(

At 3/11/06 10:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh yeah, and welcome Elite Guard Captain Slash to the Barracks. Hooray! ^_^

Congrats on that promotion.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 08:25:44


Sir! *Salute* Sir! there is a crappy entry in the portal, I voted a 1! its called super short sir! Preparing to engauge battle with crappy entry, I'l flank from the left, get a sniper, we're taking him out... Hoorah!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 08:51:07


At 3/12/06 08:25 AM, Geza_B wrote: Sir! *Salute* Sir! there is a crappy entry in the portal, I voted a 1! its called super short sir! Preparing to engauge battle with crappy entry, I'l flank from the left, get a sniper, we're taking him out... Hoorah!

citizen. we do not accept targets here. we're not a Blam Club.
furthermore we do not obey blam or save request. we are individuals who vote individually.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 09:18:40


At 3/12/06 06:41 AM, Bahamut- wrote: OK, try and beat my goal, which is 333. >:) But that was a Clock Day, so if you want a record from myself of a non-Clock Day, that would be 130. :(

i can beat that :p i stayed up for all 24 hours of clockday, voting on over 1,000 movies, racking up tons of points. it was a wonderful day, but i stayed up for over 48 hours and started freaking out just a tad :p was it worth it? oh you bet ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 11:54:59


At 3/12/06 09:18 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: i can beat that :p i stayed up for all 24 hours of clockday, voting on over 1,000 movies, racking up tons of points. it was a wonderful day, but i stayed up for over 48 hours and started freaking out just a tad :p was it worth it? oh you bet ^_^

1). I'm back after 5 hours and 7 minutes of absence protecting the wannabe celebrity.
2). permanent tissue damage occurs after 48 hours of no sleep at all, do it too many times and you risk prelacies, partial blindness and more. Or just B/P with naps.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 12:11:10


At 3/12/06 09:18 AM, TehBlueHippo wrote: i can beat that :p i stayed up for all 24 hours of clockday, voting on over 1,000 movies, racking up tons of points.

Yeah, too bad I wasn't aware of Clock Day coming up. If I knew any chaos like that would've happened, I would've woken up a lot earlier and try to get tons of saves. I think I voted on around 400 submissions. At first, I thought some idiots were spamming the shit out of the portal, but then, I noticed it was Clock Day and everyone was voting 5 on everything. Then, I decide to upload a flash which I didn't finish.

Also, I got distracted on that day due to myself needing to see a doctor. :( If nothing was in my way other than not going on the internet after 4PM EST, I'm sure I would've got around 500 B/P that day. Oh well, there's always this Clock Day to look forward to. I'll make sure I have two flashes to submit that day. I'd already be EGSC on Clock Day 2006, but I can always have fun on the portal. :)

Heh, another thing, I remember the voting scores for UJ flashes were removed that day.

At 3/12/06 11:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 1). I'm back after 5 hours and 7 minutes of absence protecting the wannabe celebrity.

I had to go out for around 45 minutes to the shops. At least I didn't seem to miss much while I was gone.

2). permanent tissue damage occurs after 48 hours of no sleep at all, do it too many times and you risk prelacies, partial blindness and more. Or just B/P with naps.

Well, for once, I'm lucky I'm too much of a lazy bastard to stay up that long without sleep (unless on some nights when I got really itchy I didn't get any sleep for two days :S).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 12:22:15


At 3/12/06 12:11 PM, Bahamut- wrote: Well, for once, I'm lucky I'm too much of a lazy bastard to stay up that long without sleep (unless on some nights when I got really itchy I didn't get any sleep for two days :S).

I usually crash around 3 to 4 AM regardless of how I'm feeling. But when you exercise and keep the blood flowing it's much easier to stay up.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:04:59


(yyyyaaaaawwwwnnn)

Good morning, sirs.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:24:10


when exactly is the next clock day?


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:26:45


August 15

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:27:47


At 3/12/06 06:41 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Congrats on that promotion.

Thank you, sir!

As for Clock Day, damn right I'd skip class if I had to, lol. Not like it'd be the first time...
I slept in 45 minutes and it looks like I missed quite a few flash (unclicked ones). Pfft. Hopefully another rush like that will occur while I'm actually here before the day is out...I just got my promotion yesterday and already I'm aching to be a Major, hehe.
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:49:08


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/300905

it says this submission is appropriate for all audiences but it is a slideshow of dead animals. I think this is something you can blow your whistle on but correct me if i am wrong.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 13:53:37


At 3/12/06 01:49 PM, wastedwizard wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/300905

it says this submission is appropriate for all audiences but it is a slideshow of dead animals. I think this is something you can blow your whistle on but correct me if i am wrong.

Mis-rating is not specifically labelled as a whistle offense. The closest this would be to flag-worthy would, in my opinion, be stolen, as it's doubtful the author took all those pics himself. But I'm probably not going to whistle, as it's just not sure enough...and it's doubtful it will pass judgement anyhow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 14:03:24


I havent been active lately, and i'm still stuck at rank 98.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-12 14:07:34


At 3/12/06 01:26 PM, -Crux- wrote: August 15

If all goes to plan I should be EGSC by then. at a pace of 100 points a day or more almost each week I should just get it then and be on the very very edge of getting level 13.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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