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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-27 17:15:32


Whats needed to enlist?


-Sadness

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-27 20:50:19


At 10/27/22 05:15 PM, Sadnesshelps wrote:Whats needed to enlist?


You need to vote on the Under Judgement section of the portal. Just play 'the teacher grading assignments'; if something is 10 seconds long with no audio and/or little to no animation, give it a 0/5. If it's a game completely lacking development effort, give it a 0. Everything else can be given a 2/5 or higher, either way, you decide. There's also a few things that are stolen, inappropriately rated according to well known guidelines, or contain copyrighted content, so report them by flagging. Here's a tip: keep an eye out for things that we report here, and flag away. Once you've voted on hundreds of Under Judgement submissions, and properly reported about a hundred others (I think?) you can draft yourself. Also, this goes without saying but don't troll.


I believe that completely covers just about everything.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-27 21:56:08


At 10/27/22 05:15 PM, Sadnesshelps wrote:Whats needed to enlist?

ok, so how you ACTUALLY enlist is:

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/egb/index.php?id=rotc


all of that really boils down to these two principles:

  1. we encourage fair voting on every submission
  2. we desire to protect the portal from individuals that would pollute or disrespect the portal with nonoriginal content or things that break these rules: Movie rules, Game rules

there are other rules of course, but if you follow those 2 principles you are a shoo-in for having a bunk around here


At 10/27/22 08:50 PM, Redmage4 wrote:just the same as the first message that you put up in the barracks, you still can't recruit yourself OR call attention

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-27 22:25:11 (edited 2022-10-27 22:36:27)


if you go to about 3:17 and listen for about 1 minute, I hope that you will understand why I want to call this out on being racist, and hateful

The Racist Man | Season 1 Ep: 1 | The Prologue

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861331

given the content, I'm also going to put an Adult rating in front of the link

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no animation

BloodyX phonk

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previously removed content

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319/1845#bbspost27519371_post_text

"Original game by TomPuffs, Port by StarryPen (me)"

Destroy Them Roids!

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stolen animation from tinyplanets.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9j6Pb5OxNA&ab_channel=TinyPlanets

Katy watching Little Planets

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no animation

You gonna pick up that soap, Luther?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 03:50:32


Speedbob (newgrounds.com)


Clips of Spongebob Squarepants. Not original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 06:47:54


All I need now is 400b/p


-Sadness

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 10:33:52


Its alot harder to get b/p now


-Sadness

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 10:53:01


At 10/28/22 10:33 AM, Sadnesshelps wrote:Its alot harder to get b/p now


Quick tip: Go to the โ€œPortalโ€ section where all the Under Judgement submissions lie. Go through all of them, quickly skim through it to look at its visual quality, then vote and move on to the next.


For absolute garbage movies/games, vote 0

For semi-decent crap, or even higher quality stuff, vote 2-5.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 12:33:50


also checked already


-Sadness

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 12:34:46


Morning Sun (newgrounds.com)


Video of the sky. No animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 12:41:45


At 10/28/22 12:02 PM, skullzarerim wrote:this is just a video with some text and a crappy drawing after.
the video


To write this out in "the most correct way" you can write:

No animation


Its common though that these will blam out though because of their low scores people give them


Good report though


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-28 21:04:17


no animation

Wax - Bee swarm Simulator - Roblox

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Not enough of a difference between this entry and the previously blamed entry,

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/861358

"i added eye shines"

Sooo... Like 3 more minutes of work?

Salsimp

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861446

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Gameplay footage not owned by the author

Ninja yells at some kid but now I animated it


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 02:13:23


Sorry if I've been quiet. I'm still here. I've got a ton of things to get done so responses, PM replies, etc may not be instant. So anyway, just so you all know, I'm not dead.


iu_786246_1094947.gif

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 02:49:04


At 10/29/22 02:13 AM, Exedor wrote:Sorry if I've been quiet. I'm still here. I've got a ton of things to get done so responses, PM replies, etc may not be instant. So anyway, just so you all know, I'm not dead.


Welcome back bud


I swear, @pokemonpoeguygcn and I were only pretending to dig a grave and it was all @doctorstrongbad 's idea anyway



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 06:32:15



Stolen from the late kitty0706. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 09:09:27


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 09:38:02


How did I not know this? I fucking luv flipping studios papa series


-Sadness

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 11:37:59 (edited 2022-10-29 12:01:01)


Here's a stolen movie (I think)



Original:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2L7KvS2wDs


At 10/29/22 11:29 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/8989
Rated M But With No Nudity And Violence!


How many times are you going to do this?


Edit:


And here's some real porn to round out your day! https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861558

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 12:00:08 (edited 2022-10-29 12:01:30)


Fuck, I meant to edit but replied instead. My bad, everyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 13:44:50


copyright to virgin records and what i think is also universal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWhY_irAXE&ab_channel=APerfectCircle-Topic

"FINDING" Trailer

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no animation

Uno Reverse Slowed


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 13:47:09


At 10/29/22 11:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/29/22 11:29 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:
How many times are you going to do this?


pretty sure he is just trying to show off his increasing whistle level


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 14:48:40


catdog ep1+2 season 1 (newgrounds.com)


episode of catdog. Not original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 14:51:45


At 10/29/22 01:47 PM, tox wrote:
At 10/29/22 11:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/29/22 11:29 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:
How many times are you going to do this?

pretty sure he is just trying to show off his increasing whistle level


But reporting miscategorized submissions doesn't do anything for your whistle level. I think they're either a really elaborate troll or a very misinformed child.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 14:55:05


At 10/29/22 02:51 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/29/22 01:47 PM, tox wrote:
At 10/29/22 11:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/29/22 11:29 AM, HTFLumpy wrote:
How many times are you going to do this?

pretty sure he is just trying to show off his increasing whistle level

But reporting miscategorized submissions doesn't do anything for your whistle level. I think they're either a really elaborate troll or a very misinformed child.


iu_786664_1892271.webp


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 17:59:09



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-29 22:24:01 (edited 2022-10-29 22:24:59)


the author admits to not owning the game

Credit: Edd gould for originaly making this game on sheezyart / golzay for finding this game

Dress The Head 2

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conveniently, another user had the same idea of uploading the same game, and in the description of that game he ratted himself out

link https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861609

Credit: Edd gould for originaly making this game on sheezyart / golzay for finding this game

Dress the Head 2 (Eddsworld game 2007)

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low tier speed paints

Some Speedpaints I made

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not as low tier speed paints

L (Netflix Edition) Speedpainting


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-30 09:23:52


At 10/24/22 07:35 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/24/22 07:24 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: pornographic)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861073
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861074

Spam. These things ask you for your zipcode... how many times have we seen this again?

Seems like this might be a recurring issue. Anyone else remember last time this happened a few weeks ago?
At 9/30/22 03:23 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
I think these are both somehow stolen from those weird porn ads that you get as a popup once in a while
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/858616
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/858615


I'm thinking that this is going to see the second link/upload in the next few minutes

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861655

his new account is https://40394dba0j.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 00:38:43 (edited 2022-10-31 00:52:34)


speed painting video

Drawing With Vector

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gameplay footage

Meet the Myro.

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speed painting, slideshow, and sped up imagine dragons radioactive

img the alpha ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 00:51:45 (edited 2022-10-31 00:52:56)


deleting this post because i double posted

oops

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 01:23:05


At 10/31/22 12:38 AM, tox wrote:speed painting video
Drawing With Vector

Fair enuf.

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gameplay footage
Meet the Myro.

...Now, I seem to recall that I've mentioned for you to look into Source Film Maker and Gmod; and to learn about what they are and what they do, on more than one occasion... y'know, what is and what isn't "gameplay"... I'm pretty sure I remember that... but, I am old, so....

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speed painting, slideshow, and sped up imagine dragons radioactive
img the alpha ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

Bloody horrible, and should blam.


Ok, back to photo-taking for me.