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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 02:53:39



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 13:20:46 (edited 2022-10-31 13:31:24)


Alleged live video of a suicide.

newgrounds.com


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 13:57:42



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 16:19:20


The Duck Game (newgrounds.com)


not original author.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 16:22:31


At 10/31/22 01:23 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 10/31/22 12:38 AM, tox wrote:gameplay footage
Meet the Myro.
...Now, I seem to recall that I've mentioned for you to look into Source Film Maker and Gmod; and to learn about what they are and what they do, on more than one occasion... y'know, what is and what isn't "gameplay"... I'm pretty sure I remember that... but, I am old, so....


No you have, i find it difficult to discern between mods that people put onto games to do things inside of, and gmod open world things, and film maker :/


There are a lot of gray areas to me and my view. Maybe i just need to have someone tune me specifically for this one section idk


Thanks for keeping on me like that/this though, it is appreciated


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 18:12:03


At 10/31/22 04:22 PM, tox wrote:No you have, i find it difficult to discern between mods that people put onto games to do things inside of, and gmod open world things, and film maker :/


The one you linked is less clear cut tbf because the first half is sort of made to look like it's TF2 gameplay, as part of the concept. But it's clearly a start to finish short story being told, with original animation and voice acting. Compare that to, say, footage of a CoD match. There's uploads that are just game footage and then stuff like this that's using game assets and engines as tools to tell a scripted story.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 21:31:45


Speedpaint timelapse video


No animation


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/860884

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/860735


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 22:23:46 (edited 2022-10-31 22:23:56)


At 10/31/22 09:31 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861944
Speedpaint timelapse video

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861937
No animation

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861935
Reuploading blammed content
Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/860884
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/860735


It seems like shufflenut is banned from submitting audio to the audio portal so he needs to submit it as a video... is that a thing?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-10-31 22:58:13


At 10/31/22 10:23 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 10/31/22 09:31 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/861937
No animation


It seems like shufflenut is banned from submitting audio to the audio portal so he needs to submit it as a video... is that a thing?


its a thing



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 01:52:23


At 10/31/22 10:58 PM, tox wrote:
At 10/31/22 10:23 PM, freaks-heart wrote:It seems like shufflenut is banned from submitting audio to the audio portal so he needs to submit it as a video... is that a thing?
its a thing

Not an allowed thing, tho.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 04:34:57



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 18:18:29



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 21:40:34


At 11/1/22 06:18 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:The Adventures of Vanilla Bizcotti - Episode 1. Taco No (newgrounds.com)

No animation.

did you mean to report this one specifically?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 22:52:50


At 11/1/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 11/1/22 06:18 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:The Adventures of Vanilla Bizcotti - Episode 1. Taco No (newgrounds.com)

No animation.
did you mean to report this one specifically?


Yes, was there an issue with it having lots of animation?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 23:04:12


At 11/1/22 10:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Yes, was there an issue with it having lots of animation?


It's... it's....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-01 23:07:46


At 11/1/22 10:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 11/1/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 11/1/22 06:18 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:The Adventures of Vanilla Bizcotti - Episode 1. Taco No (newgrounds.com)

No animation.
did you mean to report this one specifically?

Yes, was there an issue with it having lots of animation?


I mean... its lower tier... but its still "animation"

ask me how to define animation and id say that a production has to exhibit the movement of a character or sprite over a number of frames to produce movement or something akin to the movement of the sprites entity on a screen


this upload shows "pictured" changes in the point of reference of the given sprite to act as the animation style


glass is half empty, glass is half full

and here comes Exedor to tell us the water is actually piss :p

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 00:02:16


_Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2022:_


There's a nip in the air, leaves are falling off the trees, and the days grow shorter and shorter (well, at least here in the Northern hemisphere). Halloween is fading away in the rear view mirror, and soon, Thanksgiving will be here, along with all of the end of the year festivities. Time seems to be going faster and faster for this old girl, and there's more miles behind me than in front. But I'm going to ride it full throttle to the end , and will not be "going gently into that good night".


And before you start worrying if something is up - it's not. I'm in pretty good shape for my age, and no real maladies except the usual creaks and groans and pops and cracks that come from decades of ignoring folks who say I should act my age. But every once in a while I face my mortality, and it makes me wonder.


I had such an incident last night. I had placed my carved pumpkin out on my porch (which is a good 30 feet from the street), lit with a candle, along with a few other decorations to let the locals know I was shelling out snack-sized candies that I shouldn't be eating, but will be obligated to finish off any that remain. There were actually quite a few groups at my door, all well behaved, and some in very well made costumes. No issues, no drama - it was actually quite pleasant.


I had noticed that the candle in my jack-o-lantern had burned itself out, and was in need of a fresh candle. No worries - I ambled back inside and dug around the junk draw in the kitchen until I found an appropriate replacement. Grabbing the "aim-and-flame", I headed back outside to relight my pumpkin...


... and it was gone! No, I hadn't raked any leaves on my lawn, so anyone who came up to the door would have made some sort of rustling. I was only about 15 feet inside from the door, and I certainly would have heard someone come up - or at least hear them run away. But nope, nothing.


It was about 9PM, quite dark, so I grabbed a flashlight and looked around my yard, driveway, back yard, even up and down the street. It was quiet - too quiet. No people about, nothing moving outside except me and the wind in the trees. And absolutely no sign of that jack-o-lantern!


After a few minutes, I decided it might be better to just let it go. I went inside, and stayed up for a few hours doing geeky things on my computer, and eventually got tired and went to bed.


This morning was sunny and comfortable, and after a quick breakfast, I headed out to my car , as I had to go to a client site this morning. As I round the front of my car, I see something by the front tire on the ground - it was the top part of my pumpkin! I picked it up - and noticed that there were long scratches and teeth marks in it. The teeth marks were wide apart - about 3-4 inches - so something with a human-sized mouth had chewed on this thing! My blood went cold as immediately began to wonder what could have done this - and where was it now? It was obviously big enough to carry away a large pumpkin , and it was as stealthy as an assassin - oh, and it had big teeth, too!


I looked around really quick, no sign of anything unusual, so I got in my car, turned up some Rush, and got the hell out of there. As the day progressed, I spoke to a few folks about this, and they said it was probably just a racoon.


Yeah. Just a racoon. No worries. I left the client around 6PM. stopped to get some Chipotle, and then headed home.


I backed into my driveway (always do, easier to leave in the morning when the kids and school buses are out and about), the driveway motion sensors fired, and all the lights came on, as they should. I walked around my car, and headed to the front door...


... and noticed that the bottom panel of the storm door (which is aluminum) had been pulled out of shape, and there were claw and teeth marks on it! SOMETHING HAD TRIED TO GET INTO MY HOUSE!


The inner door (heavy wood with a steel face) was intact, and I made it inside as fast as I could. I then went around and checked all the windows and doors, and they were all intact. Whatever was outside trying to get in before was still outside.


I sat for an hour in the living room, lights off, quiet in the dark, holding a baseball bat, waiting to see if my stalker would return. I then waited a little more, put my head back - and nodded off for a nap.


Woke up a few minutes ago in a pitch black house, with a stiff neck and a bit disorientated. Still quiet, but as old people are prone to, I had to go pee. Went to the bathroom, did my business, came back out, and turned on some lights. I realized I hadn't posted the roster yet, so I powered up my machine, and headed to the kitchen for a snack.


I caught a glimpse of something outside. It was one of my metal trash barrels, rolling in the street in the breeze. I just stood there and stared - because when I had come home, it had been bungee-corded to the fence by the driveway!


It's still there now. I'm not going out again until the morning. Something is messing with me, and I've seen too many horror movies to know how this will end up!


And that's my Halloween experience. Hope yours went better. I'll be up all night!


Now, back to the roster:


_Milestones:_

@AnalPenguinFarming - 13K saves, 18K total B/P

@byteslinger - 193K saves, 220K total B/P

@EchoTense01 - 16K saves, 17K total B/P

@Exedor - 30K blams, 77K total B/P

@freaks-heart - 9K saves, 10K total B/P

@Fro - 43K total B/P

@Guthrie - 110K saves, 135K total B/P

@tox - 20K saves, 23K total B/P


_Promotions:_

@freaks-heart - Sgt. Major

@tox - Lt. General


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 220,471 | 1,523 | 49.13 | A | -005.81 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 135,786 | 2,313 | 74.61 | A | +001.49 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 14 | B

03) 90,400 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 77,039 | 0,189 | 06.10 | C | -012.90 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 27 | B

05) 70,174 | 0,029 | 00.94 | D | +107.14 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

06) 68,243 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

07) 53,991 | 0,111 | 03.58 | D | -045.05 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 49,436 | 0,015 | 00.48 | D | +025.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 46,306 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 43,091 | 0,133 | 04.29 | D | -051.28 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 31,829 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 29,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

13) 28,304 | 0,006 | 00.19 | D | -088.68 | @ZomAlien Commander | 0 | F

14) 24,358 | 0,023 | 00.74 | D | +021.05 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

15) 23,145 | 2,082 | 67.16 | A | +000.00 | @tox Lt. General | 78 | A

16) 18,451 | 0,209 | 06.74 | C | +553.13 | @ZJ Colonel | 0 | F

17) 18,410 | 0,775 | 25.00 | B | -000.51 | @AnalPenguinFarming Colonel | 0 | F

18) 17,182 | 0,631 | 20.35 | B | -039.68 | @EchoTense01 Major | 0 | F

19) 10,915 | 2,114 | 68.19 | A | +000.00 | @freaks-heart Sgt. Major | 53 | A

20) 5,844 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

21) 4,670 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

22) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

23) 3,406 | 0,158 | 05.10 | C | +083.72 | @Anonymous-Frog Pvt. First Class | 12 | C

24) 1,863 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,313 (22.41% of total)

@freaks-heart - 2,114 (20.48% of total)

@tox - 2,082 (20.17% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,523 (14.75% of total)

@AnalPenguinFarming - 775 (7.51% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 85.32% of B/P points (8,807 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (154)

@Guthrie (65)

@Big-Boss (65)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Asandir (50)

@Pingu (42)

@Exedor (37)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (7)

@EchoTense01 (6)

@AnalPenguinFarming (5)


Total gain for month: 10,322 (19 Active Members)


That's 344.07 per day, or 18.11 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 02:17:38


slideshow

Will bought a demagorgan dilly


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 04:06:51


Thanks for the update @byteslinger as always! Sorry you had a rough Halloween. Tbh I wouldn’t go outside either because people are absolutely nuts these days.


The wife and I bought a whole bunch of candy for Halloween for the 3rd in a row together. Geared up for a full night of trick or treaters…and got 1. One of these years we’re going to call it quits on buying candy.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 06:13:58



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 12:04:17



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-02 15:09:09



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-03 00:47:05


music to a sound visualizer

Mario Please!: Funked Mix

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no animation

troten finds a bomb.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-03 04:33:30



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-03 07:14:14



Uses clips from Villainous and various fanart the creator doesn't have permission for.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-03 08:48:47


No video


Original artist: https://derpixon.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-03 23:16:12


Samdwitc (newgrounds.com)


Tok Tok video with no animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-04 00:31:30


little mermaid song from Disney, and with that Disney would come after us, and yes I checked, the only things I can find on youtube about the name are owned by Disney, there are no other third-party recordings that are not linking to Disney meaning that they have this song on tap right now


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-11-04 02:53:54


there is just a bunch of everything spammy here, generally, I will call it on the author not owning a lot of it

the best cockpenis you will ever see

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bunch of real-world footage of football sporting events not owned by the uploader, (see around 12:00)

LCA NEWS

also as a Canadian... if you look at 13:37 you will see a man with a boater hat, on a toque, on a detached winter parka hood... and I somehow find that offensive, sorry.

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