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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-20 23:32:29


idk i found this (newgrounds.com)


Not original author. It is a tiktok that he found.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-20 23:45:13 (edited 2022-09-20 23:53:36)


At 9/20/22 11:32 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:idk i found this (newgrounds.com)

Not original author. It is a tiktok that he found.


https://www.tiktok.com/@helmyir/video/7025739538496621830?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&q=fnf%20dad%20and%20boyfriend%20animation&t=1663731830381


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 03:47:57


The Painful Truth (newgrounds.com)


No animation. Only text appears in bubbles.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 08:03:26


At 9/20/22 10:59 PM, tox wrote:
At 9/20/22 10:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:So hopefully my woes of not having a desktop are over. My parts for my new PC arrive tomorrow and I’ll build my first PC. It’s amazing what the price difference is for a prebuilt against buying your own parts.

The prebuilt simply didn’t cut it even close. I upgraded from a 3070 to 3080, 16gb additional RAM, and 500 gb extra SSD, with a brand new mouse and keyboard for a whole $100 cheaper than I spent on a pre built. Pretty serious differences. I’ll build my own from now on.

it can’t be that hard…right?

my offer still stands to have a wifi call with you and walk you through the process, just in case your geek friends call out or get busy last moment


Thanks man! I appreciate it. I’ve spent the whole week watching videos. The wiring is the most confusing part tbh.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 14:57:01


At 9/20/22 09:18 PM, tox wrote:
At 9/20/22 02:30 PM, Fro wrote:
At 9/20/22 11:40 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 9/19/22 11:40 PM, tox wrote:is it weird that my range just went from "its only 1500 to the next level, its only 2500 til the next level"
to
"its only 181 ish days until I pass 30k"

This is how I’m starting to feel. I had my first big rank where I looked at it and though “idk if I’m ever going to make the next B/P rank,” but now I’m at only 250 or so points and it seems possible.

It was way harder back in the day when I had to log onto my parents computer at home and get only MAYBE 30 a week.

Back when you had to use dial up and it took 45 minutes for a single submission to load!

its times like these that i find myself sending off a text to my dad to thank him for always encouraging the latest tech when it comes to home internet
im 32 and I know that there are people around me that have the experience of this bad boy


Back in the day, internet connection ran on microbytes. Then kilobytes, then megabytes, all mega slow compared to gigabyte speed. That's why it took so long to go online, let alone get anything B/P when the dinosaurs ruled technology!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 17:47:46


Deep fried gameplay footage, my favorite!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 20:58:58


stolen from ... steam?

BTM

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1882690/Bigger_Than_Me/

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spam uploading of 2 of the same game and only changed the model of the playable character

Your submission must not be a pointless "demo" or "preview" without any redeeming qualities

Red guy

G devlop weird template mashup

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857552 delete this one

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gameplay footage

first actual fortnite clip on newgrounds


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 21:18:22



Adult material rated as "Everyone"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 21:20:33


Adult material rated as "Everyone"

Hilariously, Oppai-Man (Which just means Tits-Man, because "oppai" is a Japanese word for BOOBS.) with a Rated E is a oxymoron.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 21:24:05


At 9/21/22 09:20 PM, BickerySebastian wrote:
Adult material rated as "Everyone"
Hilariously, Oppai-Man (Which just means Tits-Man, because "oppai" is a Japanese word for BOOBS.) with a Rated E is a oxymoron.


Thanks for the Japanese lesson, civilian. Stay safe from falsely rated tits out there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-21 21:36:54


At 9/21/22 09:18 PM, Kehmicle wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857610

Adult material rated as "Everyone"


I've seen this before. This leads to an external game called Family Simulator. Judging from how it's asking me for my Zip Code, I heavily doubt this thing is legit... I'll mark this as spam.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 01:33:07


sound visualizer set to music

Calliope arrange


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 06:54:25 (edited 2022-09-22 07:03:38)


Gameplay footage. No animation.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/488860/MADNESS_Project_Nexus/


Reuploading blammed content on Madness Day in a poor attempt to garner a better score

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/857428

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857471


https://maneaker.newgrounds.com/

I wanna bring some attention to this guy. According to him, he just takes Krinkels' original Madness videos and resprite them, which should fall under the "modified version of someone else's work" rule.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 07:55:30 (edited 2022-09-22 07:55:39)


At 9/22/22 06:54 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857681
Reuploading blammed content on Madness Day in a poor attempt to garner a better score
Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/857428
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857471


This guy is relentless! I thought there was a limit on the amount of blammed submissions you can have before it locks you out for a while?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 12:28:39


FIGHT! (newgrounds.com)


not original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 12:32:30 (edited 2022-09-22 12:36:16)


Steamed hams but stolen from another animator with his name slapped onto it

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjU_D-j7Qso


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 15:40:43


At 9/22/22 07:55 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This guy is relentless! I thought there was a limit on the amount of blammed submissions you can have before it locks you out for a while?


In theory, the system bans a user after 2 blammed submissions, within a short timeframe. That's why I often leave items up a bit longer in hopes that they blam and the system can auto-ban them for a while.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-22 20:03:13


no animation

[Only Voice] Tricky fall into cum but instead of krakhous voice i replace it with mine

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no animation... lots of edge though

Happy Madness Day 2022

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gameplay footage from a cellphone

Wixoss

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stolen from an animated tv series

madness bordertown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUvlRg3RNOU&ab_channel=CartoonDigest


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-23 21:22:54 (edited 2022-09-23 21:24:05)


(Abridged) Tristina Asks Why pick Twitch? (newgrounds.com)


Gameplay Footage and a little animation than more Gameplay Footage


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-23 23:44:48


= = OFFICIAL BARRACKS MEMORANDUM = =


To: All Barracks members

Date: 23-Sep-2022

Subject: New Member Announcement


It is with great pleasure that I announce the acceptance of the newest Elite Guard to the Barracks, Brigadier General @Tox . A long time member of Newgrounds, with a solid background of helping others , contributing reviews and overall being a good person, he makes a fine addition to the EGB, where he will continue to do good things and refine his skills as he continues to work his way up the ranks. Let's all give him a warm welcome, as it is a day to celebrate that the Barracks grows a bit more, and after 16 years, still is active and vital to Newgrounds.


Welcome aboard, soldier! *SALUTES*


Now, go see EGSC @Exedor about your blam rifle and where you'll be quartered. And if you hear strange noises at night, don't worry - it's just EGSC @Guthrie - he never sleeps, but he does get up every few hours to either hit the head or grab a late night snack from the commissary.


And, no, the end of the hall is NOT haunted - it's just EGM @AnalPenguinFarming talking in his sleep.


With that, it's time to get back to work - as you were, soldiers!



Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 06:11:32


XasiamaSs (newgrounds.com)


TikTok video and then music. No animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 07:09:12


At 9/23/22 11:44 PM, byteslinger wrote:= = OFFICIAL BARRACKS MEMORANDUM = =

To: All Barracks members
Date: 23-Sep-2022
Subject: New Member Announcement

It is with great pleasure that I announce the acceptance of the newest Elite Guard to the Barracks, Brigadier General @Tox . A long time member of Newgrounds, with a solid background of helping others , contributing reviews and overall being a good person, he makes a fine addition to the EGB, where he will continue to do good things and refine his skills as he continues to work his way up the ranks. Let's all give him a warm welcome, as it is a day to celebrate that the Barracks grows a bit more, and after 16 years, still is active and vital to Newgrounds.

Welcome aboard, soldier! *SALUTES*

Now, go see EGSC @Exedor about your blam rifle and where you'll be quartered. And if you hear strange noises at night, don't worry - it's just EGSC @Guthrie - he never sleeps, but he does get up every few hours to either hit the head or grab a late night snack from the commissary.

And, no, the end of the hall is NOT haunted - it's just EGM @AnalPenguinFarming talking in his sleep.

With that, it's time to get back to work - as you were, soldiers!


Congrats to @Tox on getting recruited!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 12:34:37


multiple snippets of gameplay screen caps

(Abridged) Tristina Asks Why pick Twitch?

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copyright on the music/no "real" animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJcP1sODXI&ab_channel=JacksonOwl-Topic

Newgrounds

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857952

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no animation

Little envelope of The Praiq

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/857966

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comic dub

Uraraka and Deku Fandu (Spanish)

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no animation

Joshua Banks/SlayaBEE Character Demo (VIDEO)

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no "real" animation

Goro Akechi Confidant Rank 10 but Joker has Autism


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 14:41:45


Fick sich selbers (newgrounds.com)


nudity and sexual content. No animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 16:39:52



Gameplay footage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 16:54:00


At 9/24/22 04:39 PM, freaks-heart wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/858025

Gameplay footage.


mmmmmmmmmm...

yes, gameplay footage... but it's in the humor of the animation that is used in the rest of the submission...

this is a 51/49 for me, it's close but I would let this one through

no idea what the game is because there are no "really" iconic things about the gameplay in question, who's to say that this is not a modded version of Garry's mod that looks like a game that someone else might know


id be far more encouraged to call it out on the rl footage of the football match about midway though


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 16:58:03 (edited 2022-09-24 16:58:16)


At 9/24/22 04:54 PM, tox wrote:
At 9/24/22 04:39 PM, freaks-heart wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/858025

Gameplay footage.

mmmmmmmmmm...
yes, gameplay footage... but it's in the humor of the animation that is used in the rest of the submission...
this is a 51/49 for me, it's close but I would let this one through
no idea what the game is because there are no "really" iconic things about the gameplay in question, who's to say that this is not a modded version of Garry's mod that looks like a game that someone else might know

id be far more encouraged to call it out on the rl footage of the football match about midway though


Wait no nevermind there's animation... crap.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 17:06:17 (edited 2022-09-24 17:10:59)


At 9/24/22 04:58 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 9/24/22 04:54 PM, tox wrote:
At 9/24/22 04:39 PM, freaks-heart wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/858025

Gameplay footage.

mmmmmmmmmm...
yes, gameplay footage... but it's in the humor of the animation that is used in the rest of the submission...
this is a 51/49 for me, it's close but I would let this one through
no idea what the game is because there are no "really" iconic things about the gameplay in question, who's to say that this is not a modded version of Garry's mod that looks like a game that someone else might know

id be far more encouraged to call it out on the rl footage of the football match about midway though

Wait no nevermind there's animation... crap.


hey... you are still right on the gameplay footage... but again, 49/51%


also, with his jokes, im really leaning towards the 51% being that this submission is really only about the humor of the kicking things, and doesn't actually depend on the gameplay footage as the main content of the submission

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iu_759308_1892271.webp


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 18:42:33


re-up of blamed content

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/857598

Mandess combat 0 (fanmade)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-24 19:13:36