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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 20:43:37



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 20:46:19 (edited 2022-05-29 20:46:56)


Taking a break from all of the portal protecting to wish everyone a good weekend and make sure you all do it (safely) but also have a nice time wherever you are. Anyone have any good plans or is BBQing anything unique tomorrow?


Edit: Americans. Sorry Euro fam, I forgot this was an American weekend. But I hope you guys are doing well too!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 20:58:01


At 5/29/22 08:46 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:Taking a break from all of the portal protecting to wish everyone a good weekend and make sure you all do it (safely) but also have a nice time wherever you are. Anyone have any good plans or is BBQing anything unique tomorrow?

Edit: Americans. Sorry Euro fam, I forgot this was an American weekend. But I hope you guys are doing well too!


We have a parade route coming right by our front yard tomorrow, so that's going to be fun!


We also found some interesting new-age type meat at the butcher earlier today. The guy didn't want to tell me where he got it but the price was right so I'm cooking it up on the pit tonight.


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Happy Memorial day, buds!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 21:08:33


At 5/29/22 08:58 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:We have a parade route coming right by our front yard tomorrow, so that's going to be fun!

We also found some interesting new-age type meat at the butcher earlier today. The guy didn't want to tell me where he got it but the price was right so I'm cooking it up on the pit tonight.

Happy Memorial day, buds!


Love a good parade. You must live in a good spot to get a front row seat to a parade!


But my man is cooking fresh ET meat tomorrow? Where you live at I’m coming over.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 21:16:46


At 5/29/22 08:46 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:Taking a break from all of the portal protecting to wish everyone a good weekend and make sure you all do it (safely) but also have a nice time wherever you are. Anyone have any good plans or is BBQing anything unique tomorrow?

Edit: Americans. Sorry Euro fam, I forgot this was an American weekend. But I hope you guys are doing well too!


I went out this weekend and got injured by sleeping in my bed normally and twinging something in my back, i have been laying on a heating pad for the better half of 2 days now and I am going to be home tomorrow to make sure that this pain goes away so that it does not haunt me at work for the next 2 weeks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 21:27:14


slideshow animation of a comic

ANNA'S GAME (comic)

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/844977


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 21:54:19


At 5/29/22 09:46 PM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
At 5/29/22 09:16 PM, tox wrote:I went out this weekend and got injured by sleeping in my bed normally and twinging something in my back, i have been laying on a heating pad for the better half of 2 days now and I am going to be home tomorrow to make sure that this pain goes away so that it does not haunt me at work for the next 2 weeks
I hate getting injured by doing nothing. Get better soon.


I'm winning currently, I will push through this eventually, I have too many people to prove wrong to fail now


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-29 22:26:24



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-30 13:09:21


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/844987


Screen recording of someone else's Scratch project

Original: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2308376/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-30 14:51:48 (edited 2022-05-30 14:52:40)


interesting... 

this is an AI-generated art piece from the user input of the word "dream" 

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/dream-by-wombo/id1586366816


on that basis, the art is not owned by the submitting author


how neat... AI-generated art

Art - Bobthebestisme


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-30 18:33:22


At 5/30/22 02:51 PM, tox wrote:interesting... 
this is an AI-generated art piece from the user input of the word "dream" 
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/dream-by-wombo/id1586366816

on that basis, the art is not owned by the submitting author
how neat... AI-generated art

Art - Bobthebestisme


and we are back again! ROUND TWO... FIGHT!


re-posting blamed content

Arts

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/845038



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-30 21:25:57 (edited 2022-05-30 21:34:33)



We have a rule against demos/previews:

Your submission must not be a pointless "demo" or "preview" without any redeeming qualities.

Does this count as having 'redeeming qualities'? The author also posted 3 other previews and a trailer for Episode 2 and two previews for Episode 1 of the same series.


Also no animation. This is guaranteed!


Original linked in the description. Blatant impersonation of Griffpatch

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/10128407/


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- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 01:25:56


diamond soul [visual demo] (newgrounds.com)



Sound visualiser, not animaiton


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 03:43:01


Underage character on A rated submission :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 08:15:56


Slideshow with no animation of a comic that the uploader did not even create

Original artist: https://twitter.com/schpicyart

https://twitter.com/SchpicyArt/status/1431764037709271044


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 15:14:04


A walkthrough of an old game, screencap

Scount Simulator (2003) FULL

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Music overlay over a still background 

[DUBSTEP] MAN!C - Pennywise

And

Hip-Hop Type Beat - State

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Screen cap of a video game not owned by the author 

soo john sent me him on a

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Screen cap of a flashy light show, with music overlay, audio should be in the audio portal 

dj cucaracha


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 20:19:57


just because I think that we are going to be seeing a few more of these surface because there is a "meme going around" or something?

idk... idc...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnJbjBuxnw&ab_channel=AJR

AJR - World's Smallest Violin (Official Video)


I have now seen 2 different art improvement animations where the author simply puts up the art that they do over a 2-3-5- whatever year period to show off the way that they have progressed

it's bothersome that I have to go back and forth, again and again, to get the youtube link to be able to copy and paste it for the copyright strike


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 20:27:02


copyright on the world's smallest violin song

Art Improvement Meme (2019 - 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnJbjBuxnw&ab_channel=AJR

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copyright on the music

Mr. Krupp's Cheeseburger Spin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yh9i0PAjck&ab_channel=cosmicrat


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-05-31 21:20:15


Resubmitted a blam


Here's the blammed:



Here's the new one:


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-01 02:51:32


author admits to not owning the original animation

"Original creator can be found here: https://twitter.com/SpriginSunmane"

Protagonist-Kun Meets A Magical Halfling Named Sprigin

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845194


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-01 16:28:30


The new intro (newgrounds.com)


Didn't this get blammed already?


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-01 16:38:06


At 6/1/22 04:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:The new intro (newgrounds.com)

Didn't this get blammed already?


It sure did

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/845160


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 02:47:17


no animation

Coffee for my breakfast 😅🤷🏼‍♀️ #shorts #funny #foo



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 06:20:22


Stolen from YouTube and the author admits to it in the bio.



Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 07:44:07


Drag Me To Hell (Grind House Edition) [Screwhead Edition]

Camera pointed at laptop screen, no animation

Happy page 1,800!

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- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 09:59:24


Playing another newgrounds game as a recording.



Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 13:47:58


Barracks Roster as of June 1st, 2022:


And a happy day to you all! Sorry about the roster being a little late - was out of town for a few days, and finally had a chance to catch up on everything.


May was a good month for the Barracks - Our newest recruit, EGSM @EchoTense01 has jumped right in and is really helping out a lot, and we welcomed back a true hero, EGP @AnalPenginFarming, who took a 10 year leave, joined the Navy, served our country, and despite going through a personal hell that would have brought most of us to oblivion, he found the strength and courage to persevere. Through his darkness, he found love and hope again. So not only is he a hero for standing up for our rights and freedom, he is one for showing us that even in our darkest times, there is always a light that can guide us home.


This is why I've been here for so long - I've always known that the folks here in the Barracks, doing the right thing for all the right reasons, do the same IRL. We may hide behind user names and funny avatars, but we're all good people, working together for the good cause, putting aside petty differences and focusing on all of the important things in life.


Thank you all for that. I am proud and honored to be part of this crew - there's no other one like it here!


Well done, all - enjoy your June!


*SALUTES*


Milestones:

@byteslinger - 186K saves, 212K total B/P

@EchoTense01 - 10K saves, 10K total B/P

@Exedor - 29K blams

@Fro - 41K total B/P

@Guthrie - 23K blams, 100K saves, 123K total B/P

@Jackho - 24K total B/P

@Jolly - 68K total B/P

@ZJ - 18K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 3K blams


Reactivated Members:

@AnalPenguinFarming


The Roster

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 212,263 | 1,396 | 45.03 | A | -017.40 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D

02) 123,847 | 2,374 | 76.58 | A | -001.25 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 26 | B

03) 90,388 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | +100.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 75,667 | 0,354 | 11.42 | C | -006.35 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 23 | B

05) 70,075 | 0,019 | 00.61 | D | +026.67 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

06) 68,027 | 0,058 | 01.87 | D | +625.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

07) 53,668 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -099.41 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 2 | D

08) 49,357 | 0,029 | 00.94 | D | +045.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 46,302 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -066.67 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 41,190 | 0,555 | 17.90 | C | -039.01 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 31,827 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 29,774 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

13) 28,149 | 0,015 | 00.48 | D | -094.79 | @ZomAlien Commander | 0 | F

14) 24,086 | 0,107 | 03.45 | D | +064.62 | @Jackho General | 6 | C

15) 18,065 | 0,129 | 04.16 | D | -019.88 | @ZJ Colonel | 0 | F

16) 12,135 | 0,129 | 04.16 | --- | -019.88 | @AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik NEW | --- | ---

17) 10,786 | 1,141 | 36.81 | B | +082.27 | @EchoTense01 Sgt. Major -1 | 6 | C

18) 5,832 | 0,027 | 00.87 | D | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

19) 4,665 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal -1 | 0 | F

20) 4,214 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal -1 | 0 | F

21) 2,805 | 0,202 | 06.52 | C | -036.68 | @Anonymous-Frog Private -1 | 14 | B

22) 1,863 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant -1 | 0 | F


Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 2,374 (37.02% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,396 (21.77% of total)

@EchoTense01 - 1,141 (17.79% of total)

@Fro - 555 (8.66% of total)

@Exedor - 354 (5.52% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 90.77% of B/P points (5,820 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (149)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Guthrie (60) * 5 Years *

@GameJunkie (50)

@Asandir (50)

@Pingu (42)

@Exedor (36) * 3 Years *

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (4)

@EchoTense01 (2)


Total gain for month: 6,412 (16 Active Members)


That's 213.73 per day, or 13.36 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 15:27:03



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 19:16:35


At 6/2/22 01:47 PM, byteslinger wrote:May was a good month for the Barracks - Our newest recruit, EGSM @EchoTense01 has jumped right in and is really helping out a lot, and we welcomed back a true hero, EGP @AnalPenginFarming, who took a 10 year leave, joined the Navy, served our country, and despite going through a personal hell that would have brought most of us to oblivion, he found the strength and courage to persevere. Through his darkness, he found love and hope again. So not only is he a hero for standing up for our rights and freedom, he is one for showing us that even in our darkest times, there is always a light that can guide us home.


Great update and thank you so much for the warm welcome. Means the world to be welcomed back into a place of comfort in my life. I'm happy to be here. Also, thanks for the time to compile the list and all of these stats.


My question of the day to everyone is: do you feel awkward voting on the porn submissions? I know I'm a fully grown adult and it should be fine, but some of the things I see coming through here are big awkward. I'm not into furry stuff but I also can appreciate the talent it takes to make 3D animations. I realize I could simply turn off the adult content, but then I wouldn't really be doing my job in voting.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-02 19:20:18


At 6/2/22 07:16 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:My question of the day to everyone is: do you feel awkward voting on the porn submissions? I know I'm a fully grown adult and it should be fine, but some of the things I see coming through here are big awkward. I'm not into furry stuff but I also can appreciate the talent it takes to make 3D animations. I realize I could simply turn off the adult content, but then I wouldn't really be doing my job in voting.


Not really, although I only really follow one or two NSFW artists, and not just for the porn.


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- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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