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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 08:15:24


At 1/29/20 04:03 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Please send me your good thoughts & best wishes, I need them. Tomorrow I'm having 4 skin cancers removed. Hopefully they're as small as we think they are & are easily removed. I have 2 on my torso, 1 on my right shoulder (upper back) & 1 on the top of my back just below my neckline. I know they have to be removed but I'm not looking forward to it. They'll all be removed in one hit with the use of local topical anaesthetic, so basically I'll be wide awake & alert while it's happening. OOF!! I guess I'll let you all know how it went tomorrow.


Best wishes, @gamejunkie. Quite a few people in my family have gone through the same procedure and it's important to keep up with those bandages if you don't want a bunch of scar tissue to form. The silver lining is it sounds like you caught it before it was too serious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 08:54:40


At 1/29/20 04:03 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Please send me your good thoughts & best wishes, I need them. Tomorrow I'm having 4 skin cancers removed. Hopefully they're as small as we think they are & are easily removed. I have 2 on my torso, 1 on my right shoulder (upper back) & 1 on the top of my back just below my neckline. I know they have to be removed but I'm not looking forward to it. They'll all be removed in one hit with the use of local topical anaesthetic, so basically I'll be wide awake & alert while it's happening. OOF!! I guess I'll let you all know how it went tomorrow.


Hopefully everything goes well. At the very least this seems like it was caught early enough to be prevented.

Good luck!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 12:27:56


At 1/29/20 04:03 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Please send me your good thoughts & best wishes, I need them. Tomorrow I'm having 4 skin cancers removed. Hopefully they're as small as we think they are & are easily removed. I have 2 on my torso, 1 on my right shoulder (upper back) & 1 on the top of my back just below my neckline. I know they have to be removed but I'm not looking forward to it. They'll all be removed in one hit with the use of local topical anaesthetic, so basically I'll be wide awake & alert while it's happening. OOF!! I guess I'll let you all know how it went tomorrow.


Best wishes.

*salutes*

You can do this!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 15:05:50


Stolen version of Sift heads world act 1 except with completely broken translation, all the menu items just say bouton: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531254


Also, @gamejunkie I hope everything goes well, fuck cancer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 15:10:25


At 1/29/20 03:05 PM, sekru wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747082
Stolen version of Sift heads world act 1 except with completely broken translation, all the menu items just say bouton: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531254

Git 'um! Nobody steals Sift Heads on my watch!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 16:38:21


Everything I have seen this guy upload is just a rip from Youtube, https://doomkadev.newgrounds.com/ I've already reported everything on it, you can just Google the titles and find the same exact videos uploaded from half a decade back to just a few days ago, all by different uploaders.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 22:18:05


This took over my browser and I did not like it


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-29 22:20:48


I'd like to report a big nerd by the name of Exedor!!!

;3

Also hope everyone's hanging in there this month! Thank you everyone for watching over newgrounds and helping tidy up loose ends, dealing with nitwits and just being a good helper :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 03:13:11 (edited 2020-01-30 03:20:14)


At 1/29/20 10:20 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:I'd like to report a big nerd by the name of Exedor!!!

Ugh, that guy again. x( Didn't we ban him or something?


At 1/29/20 10:18 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:This took over my browser and I did not like it

Yeah, pretty much. Me neither, so... gone.


At 1/29/20 10:00 PM, MP90AR8415K wrote:no animation

Yeah, pretty much. Gone.


At 1/29/20 04:38 PM, Gage wrote:Everything I have seen this guy upload is just a rip from Youtube,

Yup, pretty much. Gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 07:51:27


This is a weird commercial.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 10:48:04



This user paid a commission for this. Does that count as not being original author?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 12:34:17


At 1/30/20 07:51 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is a weird commercial.

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747122


Gone.


At 1/30/20 10:48 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747129

This user paid a commission for this. Does that count as not being original author?


They didn't make it, so it's not allowed. Thanks for the reports.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 16:03:51 (edited 2020-01-30 16:04:01)



Something's off about this one, but I'm not allowed to say what it is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 16:06:33


At 1/30/20 04:03 PM, Jackho wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747135

Something's off about this one, but I'm not allowed to say what it is.


Yeah bro I just flagged that one but I can't say why or he's gonna slit my throat bro.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-30 16:43:33


At 1/30/20 04:06 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 1/30/20 04:03 PM, Jackho wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747135

Something's off about this one, but I'm not allowed to say what it is.

Yeah bro I just flagged that one but I can't say why or he's gonna slit my throat bro.


I got you bro, I just put this one in my back pocket like a thief.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-01-31 00:56:30


At 1/30/20 11:10 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:Oh No He Uploaded A Video Called: a Rick Roll!

I rolled it right off the site.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 03:09:39


Thanks to everyone for your support & kind words. Happy to report only had to have 2 cancerous moles removed not 4 BUT one of the moles on my stomach was way bigger & deeper than expected, so now it looks like I have 2 belly buttons.

10 stitches in that one & 5 stitches in my shoulder. Shoulder doesn't hurt but my stomach is ridiculously painful. Gotta go back next Thursday for Biopsy results & to have the stitches removed. Will be going to a specialist in the next couple of weeks to have a thorough check & a Mole Map of my entire body done so it can be monitored in the future. Gotta catch these little bastards before they turn nasty.


*salutes to everyone*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 10:18:04 (edited 2020-02-01 10:18:31)


Stolen premade animation videos that allow you to change a few things in them like names or whatever. I've seen a few other users try to upload this stuff before.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 10:36:42


and now they're reuploading the same garbage on another account.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 10:56:57


At 2/1/20 10:36 AM, DrakoFangs wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747271
and now they're reuploading the same garbage on another account.


And another one! This guy is out of control!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 13:34:21


At 2/1/20 03:09 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Thanks to everyone for your support & kind words.


I'm glad it went well and that it wasn't worse. Hopefully the biopsy comes up clean!


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 17:07:07


Uploader says it was from... a GIF? And that they just added sound. Idk what the original is but if anyone does I'd definitely like to check it out wherever it is.

Geometry Dash gameplay. Gotta admit, though, whoever this host is, he's pretty cool.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-01 18:43:13 (edited 2020-02-01 18:47:16)



It all pretty much comes from the first option from this link here: https://www.renderforest.com/templates

Very little of this animation is from the user.


EDIT: Seems this was already posted. Whoops.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 00:06:56


They tried uploading this before and it got taken down cause it was stolen(they even said it doesn't belong to them in the description) and now they're trying to upload it again. They also seem to be butthurt they got banned from the Audio portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 09:33:54 (edited 2020-02-02 09:34:19)


How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?



Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 16:35:00


At 2/1/20 03:09 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Thanks to everyone for your support & kind words.
*salutes to everyone*


I am so glad to hear that this was not as bad as they said it could be. Cancer is a very scary thing, but you have the courage to take it head on and eliminate the problem before it gets out of hand. I know you're a bit sore, but I also know you are a fighter, and "giving up" is not part of your vocabulary. Please know that we are always here for you, and will support you any way we can. Thank you for the courage to share your battle with us, and again, as always, lead by example. Give your self time to heal, stay strong, and don't do anything I wouldn't do....oh wait, check that - just don't get caught, or have a good alibi, okay?


And if you ever need someone to talk to, we're always ready to listen.


Now, get back to sick bay, soldier - when medical clears you, I know you'll be back and stronger than ever!


*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 16:43:54


This should probably be rated A for Absolutely Gigantic Cocks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 16:51:58 (edited 2020-02-02 16:52:43)


_Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2020:_


Before I begin the roster, just wanted to ask everyone to keep EGSC @GameJunkie in your thoughts and prayers. He's going through some rough times now (read his past posts for details) and as an honored member of the barracks, we should show him our support. Remember, no soldier left behind!


Sorry the roster was a little late. I was travelling most of Saturday into Sunday, and finally had the chance to catch up on everything. Overall, January was a very busy month; EGSC @Guthrie apparently never sleeps as he racked up about 1,500 points - 500 points more than the 2nd place gainer. (I gotta step up my game!). He's also still very busy in the forums, along with EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Little-Rena and newly promoted Capt @ZomAlien . Thank you all for your tireless support; I know we all appreciate it, as well as all the other folks at NewGrounds. Well done, all! *Salutes^


On the other end, has anyone heard from Sgt. @ADR3-N ? I am a bit concerned, as I haven't heard from her in a while. If anyone has an update, please PM me. Thanks!


We had a few folks hit some good milestones - nice job there, soldiers!


_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 147K saves, 164K total B/P

@Exedor - 65K total B/P

@Guthrie - 47K saves, 54K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 59K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 13K saves, 14K total B/P


_Promotions:_

@ZomAlien - Captain


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 164,911 | 0,993 | 32.03 | B | -004.98 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 87,189 | 0,117 | 03.77 | D | +088.71 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 6 | C

03) 67,558 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 65,038 | 0,078 | 02.52 | D | +002.63 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 17 | B

05) 59,109 | 0,435 | 14.03 | C | -012.83 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 16 | B

06) 54,785 | 1,503 | 48.48 | A | -009.89 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 11 | C

07) 47,211 | 0,163 | 05.26 | C | +026.36 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 5 | C

08) 46,160 | 0,015 | 00.48 | D | -006.25 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 36,348 | 0,078 | 02.52 | D | -079.37 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 34,987 | 0,483 | 15.58 | C | -063.90 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 2 | D

11) 29,419 | 0,019 | 00.61 | D | +035.71 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

12) 27,841 | 0,386 | 12.45 | C | -032.04 | @Lizzardis Commander | 3 | D

13) 19,872 | 0,348 | 11.23 | C | +056.76 | @Jackho Brig. General | 3 | D

14) 14,689 | 0,855 | 27.58 | B | -030.66 | @ZomAlien Captain | 16 | B

15) 11,675 | 0,240 | 07.74 | C | +004.80 | @ZJ Praporshchik | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

18) 1,697 | 0,070 | 02.26 | D | +084.21 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 1,503 (25.99% of total)

@byteslinger - 993 (17.17% of total)

@ZomAlien - 855 (14.78% of total)

@Peregrinus - 483 (8.35% of total)

@Little-Rena - 435 (7.52% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 73.82% of B/P points (4,269 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (121)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (32)

@Peregrinus (23)

@Jackho (23)

@Exedor (22)

@Decky (16)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (9)

@ZomAlien (8)


Total gain for month: 5,783 (15 Active Members)


That's 192.77 per day, or 12.85 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 16:58:03


At 2/2/20 04:43 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:This should probably be rated A for Absolutely Gigantic Cocks.

ur right.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-02-02 18:00:47


This is mostly clips of disasters.


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