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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 07:49:17 (edited 2023-03-12 07:50:40)


At 3/12/23 04:39 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:TopIgra (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite returns.


Found a couple more





The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 11:49:55


At 3/12/23 05:11 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/12/23 04:39 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:TopIgra (newgrounds.com)

The purple sprite returns.

Looks like it's from FEZ:


AHHH, that's my boy William!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 12:26:11



Screen capture footage of some piano app thing

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 16:20:53


At 3/12/23 04:13 PM, HTFLumpy wrote:Stolen:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877103
Original:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.lunime.gachaworld&hl=en_US&gl=US&pli=1


It won't run for me. I just get a blank screen, so I think its broken. In fact, how is someone able to upload an Android game on Newgrounds?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 16:51:57


At 3/12/23 04:20 PM, Dratuna wrote:
At 3/12/23 04:13 PM, HTFLumpy wrote:Stolen:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877103
Original:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.lunime.gachaworld&hl=en_US&gl=US&pli=1

It won't run for me. I just get a blank screen, so I think its broken. In fact, how is someone able to upload an Android game on Newgrounds?


first, you need to join the cult of Cthulhu

then you need to sacrifice 3 bananas to gods other than Cthulhu

get chased out of the cult with a butcher knife-wielding clown

keep the robes, that is a very important step

immigrate illegally to Canada

show the robes to the mounties and proclaim that you are a seeking asylum

meet with the local Cthulhu embassy representative to give up your citizen identification card

apologize on the behalf of your newfound Canadian citizenship, and honk your goose at them

move into your new house, given to you by the liberal government

go downtown and sit down at an internet cafe, find the download link on some website, download, and then uplaod to Newgrounds in hopes of getting free internet points

get shut the heck down by newgrounds staff

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-12 22:03:23


At 3/12/23 09:46 PM, HTFLumpy wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/10128
This Movie Has Pooping And Lots Of Nudity And Some Explicit Audio!
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6565
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6566
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6586
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6596
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6600
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6607
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6623
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6701
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6809
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6811
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6831
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6835
These M-Rated Movies Need New Genres!

If you have a problem with them, then flag them. We don't do anything like that in here.

Go away.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 00:56:03


I don't recall, do we flag these under a no-animation rule?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 01:00:59


At 3/13/23 12:56 AM, tox wrote:I don't recall, do we flag these under a no-animation rule?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877167


How come. I can see em move.


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 01:34:52


At 3/13/23 01:00 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 12:56 AM, tox wrote:I don't recall, do we flag these under a no-animation rule?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877167

How come. I can see em move.


its made with that program where all of that animation could have been done in an hour or something... its like go animate or the future version of it

soo... its a no animation because its all just stock animations?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 02:17:32


At 3/13/23 01:34 AM, tox wrote:
At 3/13/23 01:00 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 12:56 AM, tox wrote:I don't recall, do we flag these under a no-animation rule?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877167

How come. I can see em move.

its made with that program where all of that animation could have been done in an hour or something... its like go animate or the future version of it
soo... its a no animation because its all just stock animations?


It's made in goAnimate or Vyond; same thing, old/new name. goAnimate is allowed. It's used to create crap 99% of the time, so it has a bad reputation. It is allowed, tho. Doesn't mean you can't v0te y0ur heart out on it tho.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 03:55:01



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 13:26:25


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 16:56:22



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 19:47:50 (edited 2023-03-13 19:48:55)


re-up of blamed 

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/876941

team fortress 4 by Dipsywmv

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re-up of blamed 

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/876942

piekarnia pawelek pablo bakery by Dipsywmv

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inflation fetish stuff needs an A rating instead of a T rating

alternatively... I just saw the author's name and got to looking because of the mismatch, 

probably going to upgrade this to a stolen video...

https://www.deviantart.com/ozakuc/art/Animation-Tamamo-bublle-gum-backward-flow-898892750

Trumpet bubble by Maiow134

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ai animation

"I would be glad if you could appreciate my AI animation 2b"

2b undresses in a public restroom, on camera. by Flovie

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

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speed paint

Random combo space girl by ALGrimskull

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no animation

REAL YFM LOTS MEDIA MAKE PANST SHIT by gtgtheog-316

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At 3/13/23 12:56 AM, tox wrote:I don't recall, do we flag these under a no-animation rule?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877167


i think the part that i don't understand is that someone is making an account, uploading the material, and then delete their account or has figured out how to screw with the system enough to have their name read as <deleted>

the same thing is happening here

don't understand the why

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speed paint

Time-Lapse Practice by Shad47

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877248


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 22:23:02 (edited 2023-03-13 22:23:12)


At 3/13/23 01:26 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: adult)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

AI art.


You don't need to obscure the link with some dot, Newgrounds now already does that for you:

iu_921032_8157415.png


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-13 22:24:39


At 3/13/23 10:23 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 01:26 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: adult)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

AI art.

You don't need to obscure the link with some dot, Newgrounds now already does that for you:


I prefer the dot or a warning here


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 07:53:10


At 3/13/23 10:23 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 01:26 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: adult)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

AI art.

You don't need to obscure the link with some dot, Newgrounds now already does that for you:


I distinctly remember being warned in this thread about making it so that links to explicit submissions don't preview.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 08:05:03


At 3/14/23 07:53 AM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 3/13/23 10:23 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 01:26 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: adult)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

AI art.

You don't need to obscure the link with some dot, Newgrounds now already does that for you:

I distinctly remember being warned in this thread about making it so that links to explicit submissions don't preview.


We get a lot of mis-categorized and improperly thumbnailed links here, so I think we'll keep obscuring NSFW links, just to be careful.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 15:46:16


At 3/14/23 08:05 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 3/14/23 07:53 AM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 3/13/23 10:23 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 3/13/23 01:26 PM, freaks-heart wrote:(Warning: adult)
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/877212

AI art.

You don't need to obscure the link with some dot, Newgrounds now already does that for you:

I distinctly remember being warned in this thread about making it so that links to explicit submissions don't preview.

We get a lot of mis-categorized and improperly thumbnailed links here, so I think we'll keep obscuring NSFW links, just to be careful.


Makes sense to me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 15:55:11



Stolen from Farrys4Fun on YouTube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k0JZ5yveow

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 19:21:18



Not owner of uploader, even says in description. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DR8_G3k7gI

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 19:28:54


Final Donut (newgrounds.com)


This is a resubmit of a blam


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 19:35:55



Stolen footage of... some game, I think?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 19:38:06



Just a screen capture recording of a YouTube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io3OG2ckcQ4

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-14 23:43:21



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-15 08:38:10


Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-09DtJb4PLQ


Original: https://twitter.com/MmationsSf/status/1630813627828645889 (NSFW)


Audio visualizer. No animation


No animation


No animation


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-15 15:53:37


Reupload of this. It even has the same intro where it shows that he's not the creator.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-15 19:04:34



Geometry Dash gameplay.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-16 00:28:31


@tox

@byteslinger 


How do I get entry into The Elite Guard Barracks?



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-03-16 01:18:10 (edited 2023-03-16 01:23:47)


At 3/16/23 12:28 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:@tox
@byteslinger 

How do I get entry into The Elite Guard Barracks?


in the last month you have made

3 posts to the EGB regarding movies that ended up not being accepted by mods

47 posts to the EGB regarding movies that ended up blaming or being accepted

1 post that is currently being investigated by mods for removal

a failure rate of only 6%


the Doctor, from my own monitoring, has shown continued and faithful post quantities and quality over the last several months


from the BBS awards by @little-rena

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1517279

he was voted third place to become the next BBS mod

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Code of conduct :


do you agree to abide by the code of conduct?

1. Voting fairly.
This is the foundation of the Elite Guard Barracks. All members are expected to give every flash a fair vote, regardless of who made it or what their group affiliations are. We do not target any flash group, not favorably or in opposition; our only enemies are those who break the rules of the site, not those who merely bend them.
Everyone has a different definition of quality, and all members are expected to vote based on what they honestly feel a flash deserves, not on whether they think the flash will pass or be blammed. While Barracks members are proud of their high ranks, and are eager to compete with others, a high B/P score means nothing if achieved through petty point-whore voting, and any member who admits to doing so will be removed from the organization.


2. Stopping Portal abuse.
Numerous stolen, malicious, and unsuitable flash are submitted to the Flash Portal every day, and it is our job to ensure that as many of them are removed as possible. Members are expected to report any suspicious flash to the Barracks, including any evidence or doubts that they might have, and only whistle something if they are sure, beyond a reasonable doubt, that it is whistle-worthy.
Just as with B/P, points mean nothing if achieved through inappropriate means. There should be no blind rush to whistle a flash that is merely suspected of wrongdoing; it's better to let an uncertain case go by rather than wrongly whistle an innocent submission. If evidence of wrongdoing is discovered after a flash passes judgment, we can always (and will always) take the appropriate action.
In the case of a beyond-reasonable-doubt rulebreaking flash, members are encouraged to share their results.


3. Cleaning up the review system.
Members are expected to be familiar with the review guidelines and whistle abusive reviews when they come across them, and report severe cases of abuse to a review mod. Additionally, members are expected to write helpful reviews, offering constructive criticism and remaining civil even when the author refuses to do so. We must set a good example for other Newgrounders, in hopes that they will improve their own reviews as well.


4. Setting an example for others to follow.
Barracks members are expected to post intelligently, contributing to threads rather than merely dropping a one-liner opinion on it. Flaming, spamming, and other ban-worthy behavior is strictly prohibited, and extreme misbehavior will lead to removal from the EGB.
Members are also expected to act civilly towards all Newgrounders. You are expected to be helpful and patient when dealing with newer members, whether simply showing them the FAQ or explaining more complex concepts that they do not understand. Concepts such as fair voting, intelligent posting/reviewing, and keeping an open mind are essential for newer members to learn, and we are just the ones to teach them.
For those with more experience, you are expected to show respect and understand that they may, in fact, know more about Newgrounds than you do, even if you're a seasoned veteran. This applies both to fellow Barracks members and Newgrounders in the general population.
Members are expected to put reasonable effort into any flash or audio submissions, and be careful with who they become Portal Buddies with. We are quite generous with our definition of reasonable effort; examples of unacceptable submissions would be static images, single frames, ridiculously small loops, or purposefully bad music. Anyone submitting rulebreaking content would, obviously, be removed from the Barracks.


5. Not starting shit.
As mentioned above, the Barracks has no enemies beyond those who break the rules of the site. Our roster has included current and former members of various flash groups, including the Clock Crew, Barney Bunch, and Kitty Krew, and we are open to anyone willing to follow our principles. Barracks members are expected to be civil to others and not start fights, and anyone found to be starting shit with anyone, even if they deserve it, will be removed. You are representing the Barracks with your actions, and if your actions do not reflect our principles, you will not be a part of the organization.


6. Remaining active with the group.
Barracks members are expected to remain reasonably active in the thread, as well as with their duties. Those who are inactive for long periods (months) may be removed from the roster at any time, and rollcalls are occasionally sent out to all members to determine who is active. Members who expect to be inactive for some time due to IRL reasons (such as school, employment, vacation, etc) should inform the Barracks in advance.

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