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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:21:51


At 5/22/19 09:09 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 5/22/19 07:49 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is an advertisement

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/731733

Provided the solution for this problem.


didnt know that wasnt allowed so never blammed it- also since my whistles still dead alittle to worried about blamming things

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:26:21


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user

low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:28:36 (edited 2019-05-29 10:35:59)


At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this


You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score equal or below 1.5 as far as I know.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:31:29


At 5/29/19 10:28 AM, valken666 wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score below 1.5 as far as I know.


blamming as the dead purple star

but yeah you're right there's a difference im ... still getting use to some things with whistles

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:44:03


At 5/29/19 10:31 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:28 AM, valken666 wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score below 1.5 as far as I know.

blamming as the dead purple star
but yeah you're right there's a difference im ... still getting use to some things with whistles


Yeah, blamming is unrelated to whistles. The only thing that will affect your whistle are flags. Blamming is a matter of personal opinion and, as such, bears no penalty if the submission doesn't end up blammed. Similarly, no penalty if you vote to save something that ends up blammed. Just vote honestly and you won't have any problems. Blams and protects affect rank, flags affect whistle. If you're unsure about flagging something, ask here or reach out to a mod.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 12:26:29


At 5/29/19 10:21 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:
This is an advertisement
Provided the solution for this problem.
didnt know that wasnt allowed so never blammed it- also since my whistles still dead alittle to worried about blamming things


Blamming affects your B/P rank and numbers, and there's no penalty for being wrong. Flagging ads, tho. Yeah, go for it. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 12:40:14


At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this


There are schools in like Norway or somewhere that have the students submit their games (crappy templates/tests) to Newgrounds. Tom allows them, but they are often barely playable templates and such, so vote appropriately. Y0ur v0te is yours to use as y0u please.


Not sure if these ones are from that school or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 17:27:03


My whistle's pig pink

SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!

(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 17:30:46


At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)


Congrats on getting your normal whistle back.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 23:49:19


At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)


I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 01:22:10


At 5/29/19 11:49 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.


*ahem* Don't forget to *ahem ahem* share!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 05:23:46


At 5/30/19 01:22 AM, TheRoboTrickster wrote:
At 5/29/19 11:49 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.

*ahem* Don't forget to *ahem ahem* share!


Sharing is caring. I need to get to working on the lookout.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 10:43:22


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 11:46:30 (edited 2019-05-30 11:49:32)


At 5/30/19 11:01 AM, NekoMika wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/731232
Does not load for anyone, author does not seem to be listening or responding to any reviews aside from the first one. Rather than fix the game, they just link to play their game elsewhere.


I switched it to http: as a test and got the same result, so this has been removed.


At 5/30/19 10:43 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

There's no inappropriate content here. There's not much animation, and the few images presented are fully safe. No reason to report that one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 13:01:33


At 5/30/19 11:46 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 5/30/19 10:43 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

There's no inappropriate content here. There's not much animation, and the few images presented are fully safe. No reason to report that one.


I think Netoku was thinking of this forum rule:


Things that will get you banned

  • Defending pedophilia in ANY way.


There's no direct equivalent rule for the portals but one would assume the same applies.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:34:41



Gameplay footage.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:38:06


At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.


Removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:41:43


At 6/1/19 02:38 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.

Removed.


You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:50:31


At 6/1/19 02:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:38 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.

Removed.

You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!


You snooze, you lose.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 03:01:45


At 6/1/19 02:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!

You snooze, you lose.


You miss that 13 second window, yeer ouuut! x)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 07:39:32


Geometry dash recording!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 12:50:25 (edited 2019-06-01 12:55:33)


At 5/10/19 09:13 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Yey, a new records officer! So will we expect monthly roosters from Peregrinus for the forseeable future?


Yes you will! In fact...


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Stats as of 11:15PM EST 30 May 2019


May was a busy month for me. Spring took its sweet time showing up, and when it did, it flooded my region out pretty severely. Once the waters receded, we were met with an onslaught of mosquitoes.


In the Barracks, @ZJ has moved into the Sergeant Major's billet. I hope he'll do a nice job of inspecting the most recent recruit @ZomAlien.


Our Chief Barracks Officer EGSC @Byteslinger hit an impressive 140K Saves this past month (#6 overall for all users for saves, #8 overall for B/P combined). @Jackho also hit a cool 15K saves, which by that stat alone would put him halfway to EGSC.


@GUTHRIE continues to hold the Barracks lead for B/P this month with over 1100 points. He also has been on the top 5 gainers for a full two years now!


I hope everyone has a great June. Get out there and enjoy nature! ...or just hand out on Newgrounds, whichever.


Milestones:

@byteslinger - 140K saves, 157K total B/P

@GUTHRIE - 37K saves, 43K total B/P

@Jackho - 15K saves

@Peregrinus - 19K saves, 25K total B/P


Promotions:

@Peregrinus - Commander

@ZJ - Sgt. Major


New Recruits:

@ZomAlien


Leaving The Barracks:

No members retired this month.


The Roster:

No. | B/P  | Gain | Average | Grade | Change | Username | Rank | Posts | Grade

01) 157,506 | 0,773 | 24.94 | B | -002.64 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | C

02) 86,534 | 0,022 | 00.71 | D | +046.67 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 1 | D

03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,217 | 0,066 | 02.13 | D | +029.41 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 14 | A

05) 46,587 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +300.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 4 | C

06) 45,664 | 0,396 | 12.77 | C | -021.89 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 14 | A

07) 43,318 | 1,183 | 38.16 | A | -000.08 | @GUTHRIE Sup. Commander | 7 | B

08) 35,136 | 0,036 | 01.16 | D | -016.28 | @RoboFrobo Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 29,121 | 0,044 | 01.42 | D | +266.67 | @Decky Commander | 1 | D

10) 25,825 | 0,948 | 30.58 | B | -007.15 | @Peregrinus Commander | 11 | B

11) 23,482 | 0,428 | 13.81 | C | -032.70 | @Lizzardis Lt. General | 1 | D

12) 17,362 | 0,204 | 06.58 | C | -038.92 | @Jackho Major | 2 | C

13) 9,710  | 0,235 | 07.58 | C | +000.00 | @ZJ Sgt. Major | 0 | F

14) 6,360  | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F

15) 6,088  | 0,000 | 00.00 | - | +000.00 | @ZomAlien Staff Sergeant NEW | - | -

16) 5,781  | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

17) 1,318  | 0,017 | 00.55 | D | -069.09 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Sergeant -1 | 4 | C


Top 5 Gainers:

@GUTHRIE - 1,183 (27.13% of total)

@Peregrinus - 948 (21.74% of total)

@byteslinger - 773 (17.73% of total)

@Lizzardis - 428 (9.82% of total)

@Big-Boss - 396 (9.08% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 85.50% of B/P points (3,728 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (76)

@Big-Boss (66)

@GUTHRIE (24) * 2 Years *

@Peregrinus (15)

@Lizzardis (3)


Total gain for month: 4,360 (13 Active Members)


That's 140.65 per day, or 10.82 per day per active member.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 21:55:29


Thanks for the roster, EGC @Peregrinus - nice job for the first one published! Looks like May was a fairly good month in the Barracks - well done, everyone! It is an honor and a privilege to serve besides you all.


*Salutes*


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 23:45:57


Lovely update, @Peregrinus. Thanks for putting in the work!


Also, I'm gonna say there's a 0% chance (within appropriate margin of error) that this profile is not really TheOdd1sOut, given the level of care used in its creation.


https://theodd1soutofficial.newgrounds.com/


Their earlier stolen submission was deleted but the account still lives.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-02 00:48:57


At 6/1/19 11:45 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
Also, I'm gonna say there's a 0% chance (within appropriate margin of error) that this profile is not really TheOdd1sOut, given the level of care used in its creation.

https://theodd1soutofficial.newgrounds.com/

Their earlier stolen submission was deleted but the account still lives.


I know, I removed the submission and contacted Tom.


Not the first time someone has tried to impersonate him.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-02 09:39:12


Is this allowed (real naked people)? To check, click on Play, then the door farthest away from Office and then click on "Let's go".

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-02 09:48:54



From Here.



From Here.


And finally:


No source, but the previous two from same submitter are stolen. Odds are...


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-02 12:18:52


At 6/2/19 09:39 AM, valken666 wrote:Is this allowed (real naked people)?

NOPE! Pulled it. ...the submission. Nothing else... <_<

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-08 01:46:26 (edited 2019-06-08 01:47:36)


Well it's like they said in the description, it's spam and it's rather loud too.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-08 16:55:36


Does this game work for any of you? All I see is a blue screen after it loads.