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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-26 02:43:30


This is stolen. Animation seems to be from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUDaiiQhVw and I think the song is from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqyzgnbspY

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-26 13:07:20 (edited 2019-05-26 13:08:23)



Is this allowed? It is a level of gd.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-26 13:09:09


At 5/26/19 01:07 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/731932

Is this allowed? It is a level of gd.


No, removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-26 13:09:34


At 5/26/19 01:07 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Is this allowed? It is a level of gd.

You should know, bro. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-26 13:24:28


At 5/26/19 01:09 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 5/26/19 01:07 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Is this allowed? It is a level of gd.
You should know, bro. :)


Just double checking. Glad that I could help.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-28 00:42:23


At 5/28/19 12:40 AM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote:Stolen Here:
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732017
Classic One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-vBBQKOYU
Stolen Here:
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732019
Classic One:
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/671566


Both have been removed.


Thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-28 13:33:37


At 5/24/19 03:10 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:So on a whim I decide to google an old Matrix Online clan member username I used... and a few clicks down a rabbithole, I'm signed back into NewGrounds.
Oh this is what I like to see. My name back in the Top 5 Gainers list AND in the Milestones list AND also with a gain of nearly nearly 500 B/P. Not bad for my first month back. It's just a shame that my competition @Peregrinus lives in the portal & is speeding ahead! Reminds me of the old days with myself & @Krevzabijak :(

It's good to see you Byte & it's good to be back home again!

I shall see you all in the portal!

*Salutes*


So um you guys.. I think... I think I just got sucked back into newgrounds after reading this. I miss you all and your friendships. Lizz, I miss you! Y'all got Facebook or somethin'?


Krev, you're a sight for sore eyes! Haven't heard from you in...too long. I've missed you quite a bit - so good to see you again in the forums! A lot has changed around here, but we're still going strong. Not as many members as when you were active, but those that are here are great folks who really do the EGB proud.


I used to have a Facebook account, but when I refused to give them my real name/address for registration, they got pissy - no more anonymous accounts - and shut me down. So I just use Newgrounds forums and PMs to keep in touch here; occasionally, we'll do email (I have a generic Yahoo account for that).


As for the EGB, EagleRock and all of the other commanders slowly faded into the sunset, leaving me as the senior officer. I became CBO, and then offered command positions to those members who showed exemplary leadership skills, filling in all the open slots. The EGB website was updated, we added an ROTC program (to pick up the slack of the unfortunately defunct NGPD), and cleaned things up a bit to keep it interesting.


Hope you decide to stick around for a while - so much to talk about! Either way, we're always glad to have you back. And if you think you'll be spending enough time here, we can always reactivate your position!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:09:17


not to be that guy but not sure if this is allowed

it's a low effort reskin of ... tbh im not sure if it's an actual game segment for rhythm haven or if it's that Fever X flash from a year ago ( nsfw parody video if youre curious you'll have to google yourself )


this video is still under judgement but idk if this is ok or not

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:21:51


At 5/22/19 09:09 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 5/22/19 07:49 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is an advertisement

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/731733

Provided the solution for this problem.


didnt know that wasnt allowed so never blammed it- also since my whistles still dead alittle to worried about blamming things

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:26:21


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user

low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:28:36 (edited 2019-05-29 10:35:59)


At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this


You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score equal or below 1.5 as far as I know.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:31:29


At 5/29/19 10:28 AM, valken666 wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score below 1.5 as far as I know.


blamming as the dead purple star

but yeah you're right there's a difference im ... still getting use to some things with whistles

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 10:44:03


At 5/29/19 10:31 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:28 AM, valken666 wrote:
At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this

You mean reporting? I think blamming is just giving it a score below 1.5 as far as I know.

blamming as the dead purple star
but yeah you're right there's a difference im ... still getting use to some things with whistles


Yeah, blamming is unrelated to whistles. The only thing that will affect your whistle are flags. Blamming is a matter of personal opinion and, as such, bears no penalty if the submission doesn't end up blammed. Similarly, no penalty if you vote to save something that ends up blammed. Just vote honestly and you won't have any problems. Blams and protects affect rank, flags affect whistle. If you're unsure about flagging something, ask here or reach out to a mod.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 12:26:29


At 5/29/19 10:21 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:
This is an advertisement
Provided the solution for this problem.
didnt know that wasnt allowed so never blammed it- also since my whistles still dead alittle to worried about blamming things


Blamming affects your B/P rank and numbers, and there's no penalty for being wrong. Flagging ads, tho. Yeah, go for it. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 12:40:14


At 5/29/19 10:26 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732068 another issue - 3 of the same game spammed by this user
low effort not really a game but ... i dont feel safe to risk blamming this


There are schools in like Norway or somewhere that have the students submit their games (crappy templates/tests) to Newgrounds. Tom allows them, but they are often barely playable templates and such, so vote appropriately. Y0ur v0te is yours to use as y0u please.


Not sure if these ones are from that school or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 17:27:03


My whistle's pig pink

SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!

(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 17:30:46


At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)


Congrats on getting your normal whistle back.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-29 23:49:19


At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)


I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 01:22:10


At 5/29/19 11:49 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.


*ahem* Don't forget to *ahem ahem* share!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 05:23:46


At 5/30/19 01:22 AM, TheRoboTrickster wrote:
At 5/29/19 11:49 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 5/29/19 05:27 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote:My whistle's pig pink
SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!
(cues dramatic chorus at rapidly increasing decibles)

I can help you get bronze....or silver.....or even gold.

*ahem* Don't forget to *ahem ahem* share!


Sharing is caring. I need to get to working on the lookout.


Just another NG user.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 10:43:22


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 11:46:30 (edited 2019-05-30 11:49:32)


At 5/30/19 11:01 AM, NekoMika wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/731232
Does not load for anyone, author does not seem to be listening or responding to any reviews aside from the first one. Rather than fix the game, they just link to play their game elsewhere.


I switched it to http: as a test and got the same result, so this has been removed.


At 5/30/19 10:43 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

There's no inappropriate content here. There's not much animation, and the few images presented are fully safe. No reason to report that one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-05-30 13:01:33


At 5/30/19 11:46 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 5/30/19 10:43 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732120 i cant tell if hes for or against .... er ... maybe i should leave this minefield of a video be

There's no inappropriate content here. There's not much animation, and the few images presented are fully safe. No reason to report that one.


I think Netoku was thinking of this forum rule:


Things that will get you banned

  • Defending pedophilia in ANY way.


There's no direct equivalent rule for the portals but one would assume the same applies.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:34:41



Gameplay footage.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:38:06


At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.


Removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:41:43


At 6/1/19 02:38 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.

Removed.


You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 02:50:31


At 6/1/19 02:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:38 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:34 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/732256

Gameplay footage.

Removed.

You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!


You snooze, you lose.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 03:01:45


At 6/1/19 02:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 6/1/19 02:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:You're too fast, leave some room for some of us slow fucks to get some whistle points!

You snooze, you lose.


You miss that 13 second window, yeer ouuut! x)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 07:39:32


Geometry dash recording!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-06-01 12:50:25 (edited 2019-06-01 12:55:33)


At 5/10/19 09:13 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Yey, a new records officer! So will we expect monthly roosters from Peregrinus for the forseeable future?


Yes you will! In fact...


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Stats as of 11:15PM EST 30 May 2019


May was a busy month for me. Spring took its sweet time showing up, and when it did, it flooded my region out pretty severely. Once the waters receded, we were met with an onslaught of mosquitoes.


In the Barracks, @ZJ has moved into the Sergeant Major's billet. I hope he'll do a nice job of inspecting the most recent recruit @ZomAlien.


Our Chief Barracks Officer EGSC @Byteslinger hit an impressive 140K Saves this past month (#6 overall for all users for saves, #8 overall for B/P combined). @Jackho also hit a cool 15K saves, which by that stat alone would put him halfway to EGSC.


@GUTHRIE continues to hold the Barracks lead for B/P this month with over 1100 points. He also has been on the top 5 gainers for a full two years now!


I hope everyone has a great June. Get out there and enjoy nature! ...or just hand out on Newgrounds, whichever.


Milestones:

@byteslinger - 140K saves, 157K total B/P

@GUTHRIE - 37K saves, 43K total B/P

@Jackho - 15K saves

@Peregrinus - 19K saves, 25K total B/P


Promotions:

@Peregrinus - Commander

@ZJ - Sgt. Major


New Recruits:

@ZomAlien


Leaving The Barracks:

No members retired this month.


The Roster:

No. | B/P  | Gain | Average | Grade | Change | Username | Rank | Posts | Grade

01) 157,506 | 0,773 | 24.94 | B | -002.64 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | C

02) 86,534 | 0,022 | 00.71 | D | +046.67 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 1 | D

03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,217 | 0,066 | 02.13 | D | +029.41 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 14 | A

05) 46,587 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +300.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 4 | C

06) 45,664 | 0,396 | 12.77 | C | -021.89 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 14 | A

07) 43,318 | 1,183 | 38.16 | A | -000.08 | @GUTHRIE Sup. Commander | 7 | B

08) 35,136 | 0,036 | 01.16 | D | -016.28 | @RoboFrobo Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 29,121 | 0,044 | 01.42 | D | +266.67 | @Decky Commander | 1 | D

10) 25,825 | 0,948 | 30.58 | B | -007.15 | @Peregrinus Commander | 11 | B

11) 23,482 | 0,428 | 13.81 | C | -032.70 | @Lizzardis Lt. General | 1 | D

12) 17,362 | 0,204 | 06.58 | C | -038.92 | @Jackho Major | 2 | C

13) 9,710  | 0,235 | 07.58 | C | +000.00 | @ZJ Sgt. Major | 0 | F

14) 6,360  | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F

15) 6,088  | 0,000 | 00.00 | - | +000.00 | @ZomAlien Staff Sergeant NEW | - | -

16) 5,781  | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

17) 1,318  | 0,017 | 00.55 | D | -069.09 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Sergeant -1 | 4 | C


Top 5 Gainers:

@GUTHRIE - 1,183 (27.13% of total)

@Peregrinus - 948 (21.74% of total)

@byteslinger - 773 (17.73% of total)

@Lizzardis - 428 (9.82% of total)

@Big-Boss - 396 (9.08% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 85.50% of B/P points (3,728 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (76)

@Big-Boss (66)

@GUTHRIE (24) * 2 Years *

@Peregrinus (15)

@Lizzardis (3)


Total gain for month: 4,360 (13 Active Members)


That's 140.65 per day, or 10.82 per day per active member.


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