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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-04 18:52:07



Seems the users is still mad they got caught uploading stolen audio.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-04 19:15:21


At 4/4/19 06:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729226

Seems the users is still mad they got caught uploading stolen audio.


Looks like you got his main account not too long ago as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-04 19:16:15


At 4/4/19 07:15 PM, Fro wrote:
At 4/4/19 06:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729226

Seems the users is still mad they got caught uploading stolen audio.

Looks like you got his main account not too long ago as well.


Yep, the gang's all here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-04 22:17:31


At 4/4/19 07:16 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 4/4/19 07:15 PM, Fro wrote:
At 4/4/19 06:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729226

Seems the users is still mad they got caught uploading stolen audio.

Looks like you got his main account not too long ago as well.

Yep, the gang's all here.


Looks like he took the video down himself.


I swear that kid is the pinnacle of immaturity...


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-05 02:24:15


At 4/4/19 10:17 PM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 4/4/19 07:16 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 4/4/19 07:15 PM, Fro wrote:
At 4/4/19 06:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729226

Seems the users is still mad they got caught uploading stolen audio.

Looks like you got his main account not too long ago as well.

Yep, the gang's all here.

Looks like he took the video down himself.

I swear that kid is the pinnacle of immaturity...


Who is this guy lmao


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 05:08:39


As per the new rules (yes, we have new rules) for live action content, I need to ask about this submission. It is heavily altered by effects and has a dragon in it, but it's acted in live action. I do think it qualifies as a skit, even if it was a bit... surreal, it still had a lot of effort put into it and legit comedy. I think it should stay. Now remember guys, no mkre shadow-modding of live-action :P



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 06:56:18


At 8/21/09 01:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:michelinman has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! First thing you should do is sign up at our forums. Be sure to use your NG alias for sign-up, and PM me with the e-mail you use to register (so I can be sure it's really you registering). I'll then validate you and allow you full access.


Almost to my ten year anniversary lol. Randomly thought about this old site tonight. Looks like Liz just did recently as well! Nice to see you and byte and all you other olds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 07:32:20 (edited 2019-04-07 07:41:20)


At 4/7/19 05:08 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:As per the new rules (yes, we have new rules) for live action content, I need to ask about this submission. It is heavily altered by effects and has a dragon in it, but it's acted in live action. I do think it qualifies as a skit, even if it was a bit... surreal, it still had a lot of effort put into it and legit comedy. I think it should stay. Now remember guys, no mkre shadow-modding of live-action :P

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729362


That looks good to me, except the video quality. I don't know how flexible that rule is, but I guess it goes for stuff with no effects and content quality. Something that is worse than this lovely gem (in terms of legit production value and some animation component.):



Wlooptidoo

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 09:56:58


Lol it seems I have made myself a not-so-powerful enemy. Some guy whose 0-effort stuff I've been blamming and giving actual advice for made a piece of audio called "Haters" and removed it. I don't know what it was about, but he said something in one of the descriptions of his movies about people wanting plot and him making a movie without a plot because of that and "what are you gonna do about it? Punch me in the face through the screen?" I've actually never had this happen to me before.

It's fun

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 12:20:18


At 4/7/19 07:32 AM, Friissy wrote:Something that is worse. ):
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/595296

There are certain items that have been made by current or former members of the staff that get a free pass. That bees one of them. Avert your eyes, and carry on.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 16:21:10



Just Minecraft gameplay, plain and simple.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-07 18:20:35


At 4/7/19 04:21 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:Just Minecraft gameplay, plain and simple.

He can go play elsewhere, then. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 07:14:29 (edited 2019-04-08 07:15:23)


Taken from the Spongebob "Sponge out of water" movie:

Also, aren't those title, thumbnail and description just the definition of consistency?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 11:46:50


At 4/8/19 10:18 AM, Lizzardis wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729437

This is just a short video of a kid & the rating is wrong.


Odd... his one fan is just an alt account of his. I'm wondering if that's really him and if he understands that he needs to be 13 years old to be on the site. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 11:59:21


At 4/8/19 11:46 AM, Fro wrote:
At 4/8/19 10:18 AM, Lizzardis wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729437

This is just a short video of a kid & the rating is wrong.

Odd... his one fan is just an alt account of his. I'm wondering if that's really him and if he understands that he needs to be 13 years old to be on the site. :P


Real question: how many EGB members were under 13 when we first started using newgrounds?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 12:09:24


At 4/8/19 11:59 AM, Jackho wrote:
At 4/8/19 11:46 AM, Fro wrote:
At 4/8/19 10:18 AM, Lizzardis wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729437

This is just a short video of a kid & the rating is wrong.

Odd... his one fan is just an alt account of his. I'm wondering if that's really him and if he understands that he needs to be 13 years old to be on the site. :P

Real question: how many EGB members were under 13 when we first started using newgrounds?


Out of the current members, I bet not too many of them. Heck, we didn't even own a computer until 2004. I was 15 years old before I realized you could have a computer outside of a school or business.


I can still hear the dial up sounds as I snuck down to our computer to use ask jeeves to look up pokemon information, play on neopets, and watch flashes on newgrounds. I remember using every second of an hour to be able to vote on 5 submissions a day because just to load them took that long.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 13:45:39


At 4/8/19 11:59 AM, Jackho wrote:
Real question: how many EGB members were under 13 when we first started using newgrounds?


OH FUG- NOT ME, OFFICER!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-08 18:05:18 (edited 2019-04-08 18:08:31)


At 4/8/19 11:59 AM, Jackho wrote:Real question: how many EGB members were under 13 when we first started using newgrounds?


I think I was 14 when I made my account but I had been visiting the site since around 10 years old.


At 4/8/19 12:09 PM, Fro wrote:I can still hear the dial up sounds as I snuck down to our computer to use ask jeeves to look up pokemon information, play on neopets, and watch flashes on newgrounds. I remember using every second of an hour to be able to vote on 5 submissions a day because just to load them took that long.


Oh god I'm having vivid flashbacks of doing these exact things. The day my dad got an ISDN connection for our computer in 2002 made a huge impact on load times for NG.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-09 04:31:13


At 4/8/19 06:05 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:I think I was 14 when I made my account but I had been visiting the site since around 10 years old.


I think that was the case with me as well. I remember playing old games on newgrounds back around the time when we would play on websites like killfrog, joe cartoon, and jokefrog at school, but I think it wasn't until a few years later around age 14 that I opened a forums account. It was a funny time. I remember you could post for a couple months and get up into the top 50 posters. I did it in a summer because the attention sounded cool. I was one statwhoring little kid lol. I ended up cracking into the top 50 posters with like 2,000 posts. Now there's probably hundreds of people with higher post counts than me. It's insane how far this place has come.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-09 18:50:28


At 10/8/18 07:31 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 8/29/18 05:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716327
This game has been submitted before, and has not been changed. It appears to be stolen.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/718315
Heads up, the same stolen submission is back in the portal. Original source.


Reaching into the wayback machine of Page 1656. It's back:



Source is on NG here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-10 11:02:57


At 3/4/19 10:25 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Some goober is trying to submit Ultimate Flash Sonic

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/727583

Original:

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/151706


Man, what's up with these goobers submitting Ultimate Flash Sonic?


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-10 21:39:42


At 4/8/19 11:59 AM, Jackho wrote:
At 4/8/19 11:46 AM, Fro wrote:
At 4/8/19 10:18 AM, Lizzardis wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729437

This is just a short video of a kid & the rating is wrong.

Odd... his one fan is just an alt account of his. I'm wondering if that's really him and if he understands that he needs to be 13 years old to be on the site. :P

Real question: how many EGB members were under 13 when we first started using newgrounds?


I started in '06 - I was old then, and much older now. I started programming and working on computers when I was 14 - long before most NewGrounds folks were even conceived. The days of DOS, dual 360K floppy drive boxes with 640K RAM, 384K ROM/System (for a whopping 1MB of RAM), 1200bd Modem (thats 1200 bits, or 150 bytes, per second!) and an Intel 8088 CPU overclocked to a blinding 4.8Mhz. Ran IBM Assembler/machine code, Fortran and Interpreted BASIC.


It was my slave and my god. And the things I could do - or did - or might have done - ah, Pepperidge Farm remembers.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-11 01:48:31


At 4/10/19 09:39 PM, byteslinger wrote:ah, Pepperidge Farm


At 4/10/19 03:31 AM, Big-Boss wrote:Ben & Jerry's Cake Batter flavor....


Exedor:

1 loose cap.

2 molars that just decided to cause pain to add to ^^^

3 days til my dentist appointment on Saturday

*cries*

*stops crying cuz it hurts*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-11 19:18:12


Stolen and weird



Taken from here


https://www.quizwitz.com/en/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-11 19:25:14


At 4/11/19 07:18 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Stolen and weird

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729610

Taken from here

https://www.quizwitz.com/en/


Removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-12 06:54:36



From here-ish. Source is Spanish, submission in English.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-12 13:11:50


This is a reupload of a blammed submission without change. I have no evidence it's the same, but I guess you just gotta trust me. Here's the obituary page.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-12 22:45:17


At 4/12/19 09:50 PM, Lizzardis wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729661

Literally says in the description "this is not mine" I mean come on...

Edit:

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729662

And again... This time from Twitter


Removed them both.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-13 06:01:02


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729678


Blammed, I know, but are we still nuking accounts of under age users?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-04-13 12:42:58 (edited 2019-04-13 12:43:16)


Relatively new user here. o7

What's the policy on bodily fluids (besides blood), what should the rating be? I've been seeing a few Art submissions with pools and splurts of semen and they're rated Teen or Mature, and I would think something like that (even if there's no explicit nudity) would be rated Adult.


This is one such submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/wolfghost/meachii-by-stickymon