This submission

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728923

Is a reupload of this one

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360297

Also, how the hell do you make portal links into title cards? That hasn't worked for me since the forum redesign.

The troll from before with his stolen stuff is back with the same stolen submission https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728929

This guy's back again

Is fictional incest a crime? The front page of pornhub ought to be banned if so, not to mention Game of Thrones.

It works like it always has for me. I notice the 'https' is gone from the url when I quote my own post, though I didn't remove it myself, so maybe try that?

(test links)

Edt: in the edit window they were both fixed to "https.." but in the quote window they both lost it. Idk how any of this works fam.

I also cant get links to work like they use to. I'm not doing anything different.

(Edit, yep as soon as I say I cant get it to work it works like it use to..)

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567084

This is the same question I've had. Someone requested writing that included fictional incest in the writing forum and I just.... I dont know... Wtf? Never thought about it or had reason to think about it before.

You can't have anything before or after the link. Hit Enter, right click & paste, then hit enter again. Anything before or after will make it text instead of image. Test:

Space after:

Space before:

New line, nothing before or after, and hitting enter after pasting:

EDIT: pffft, so much for that. >x( But yeah, new line, and nothing before and after and it should work. x)

Actually. no. The rules are that if it LOOKS like a child in a sexual situation, we blast it. Otherwise, it is allowed. Vote however you wish, tho.

Thank's for the clarification! I presume I only need to flag the material in the future?

That's what I have been doing, but here goes (this time from my ipad)

These are are both stolen, they are clearly watermarked.

Edit: so it looks like it doesn't work on my Linux desktop but it will work on my six year old ipad.

* sets plates of cookies and bottles of whiskey in a circle

* fills circle with hentai and prints of H.R. Giger's art

* lights a lavender scented candle (it's calming. More for me than what I will try to summon)

@TurkeyOnAStick ! You have answered the call before, I beseech you to appear again (andnoteatus)!

Otherwise, could always message the submitter.

*fans away the lavender-scented smoke*

We’re able to change the tags on pics, but I think the consensus is to leave them alone. The tags are the submitter’s choice and not affecting other people’s ability to use the portal. If the artist wants to make their pics harder to find or relate to other images, so be it.

Or that, advising the artist the benefit of adding tags. Maybe they think tags're worthless.

Personal opinion: it's not something I would want to mod, as people have their own ideas about what tags would be appropriate.

*plucks up a hentai print off the floor and walks back into the smoke*

Should someone reach out to this guy to see exactly what his beef is?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/729010

Wew lad, how many more times until he just gets banned? What is this, 3rd maybe 4th time he reuploads this?

Hope you guys had a good laugh at the EUgrounds joke logging in today, keep your blam rifles clean, and enjoy all the content!

I do indeed my fellow american. I sure enjoy these american pranks, I shall now go and enjoy a cold brewski as us americans do. Did I mention that I am an american?

That’s European talk! Get him!

I also love reckless carpet bombings and unsanctioned drone strikes.

Oh really? Hmmmm.... you did say "The National Anthem" without specifying which country it belongs to. American. However, a true American would not put a FUUUUUUUU in the middle of the anthem! Get 'im, @Tom!

Damn, I managed to get it first try. Should I be proud or did they tone it down? Do y'all even know what freedom is?

Wonder what questions were tripping people up.

A cutscene taken from the Nicktoons game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amRphgQWZiw

Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2019:

Well, thanks to the lovely April Fool's prank, I was a little delayed in getting the roster posted. Had to hack the source code to figure out the right answers, and even still, seemed to take a few tries for the cookie to catch. Sad part is that the thought police over in Europe could really do this, selectively blocking content based on what they feel is inappropriate or anti-social. Personally, that is a bit of an overreach of power, and I hope it never happens.

Anyway, back to the matters at hand. First, congrats to newly-promoted General @Peregrinus! Not only did he crack 23.5K, he's been very busy in the portal and in the forum. Well done, soldier! *Salutes*

EGSC @Guthrie and EGSC @Big-Boss continue to lead by example, handling all types of questions, dealing with countless crappy submissions, and still finding time to get some decent points for the month. They keep setting the bar - and then exceed it. Outstanding! *Salutes*

And for those of you who don't remember Lt. General @Lizzardis , he's back and busier than ever. I had the honor to serve with him years ago, when EGSC @EagleRock was CBO. As with many of the old members, real life took priority (as it should) and he was granted an extended leave of absence. We are so very fortunate that he has made time for us again, and is not only fully reinstated, but as busy as he was before. Welcome back, old friend! *Salutes*

Overall, March was a good month, and as always, I am proud to serve with all of you.

Milestones:

@byteslinger - 139K saves

@Decky - 29K total B/P

@Exedor - 22K blams

@Guthrie - 34K saves, 40K total B/P

@Lizzardis - 22K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 17K saves, 23K total B/P

Promotions:

@Peregrinus - General

The Roster:

No. | B/P | Gain | Average | Grade | Change | Username | Rank | Posts | Grade

01) 155,939 | 0,800 | 25.81 | B | -004.99 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 2 | C

02) 86,497 | 0,018 | 00.58 | D | +080.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 2 | C

03) 67,554 | 0,006 | 00.19 | D | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,100 | 0,083 | 02.68 | D | +027.69 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 8 | B

05) 46,577 | 0,020 | 00.65 | D | +100.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 5 | B

06) 44,761 | 0,701 | 22.61 | B | +005.73 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 16 | A

07) 40,951 | 1,211 | 39.06 | A | -003.04 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 12 | B

08) 35,057 | 0,045 | 01.45 | D | -030.77 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 6 | B

09) 29,065 | 0,109 | 03.52 | D | -015.50 | @Decky Commander | 2 | C

10) 23,856 | 1,216 | 39.23 | A | -001.54 | @Peregrinus General | 19 | A

11) 22,418 | 0,499 | 16.10 | B | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Lt. General | 24 | A

12) 16,824 | 0,274 | 08.84 | C | -033.33 | @Jackho Major | 3 | C

13) 9,240 | 0,215 | 06.94 | C | +035.22 | @ZJ Sgt. First Class | 0 | F

14) 6,360 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F

15) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

16) 1,246 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | -075.44 | @TheBoogyFlicker Police Sergeant | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers:

@Peregrinus - 1,216 (23.34% of total)

@Guthrie - 1,211 (23.24% of total)

@byteslinger - 800 (15.35% of total)

@Big-Boss - 701 (13.45% of total)

@Lizzardis - 499 (9.58% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 84.95% of B/P points (4,427 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (74)

@Big-Boss (64)

@Guthrie (22)

@Peregrinus (13)

Total gain for month: 5,211 (14 Active Members)

That's 168.10 per day, or 12.01 per day per active member.

Both of these are the same,by different users, and that the creator is by "Dodiki records" it looks sketchy

We have found the cause of thy frustration, my son.

In case anyone missed it, it may be time to melt down the blam rifles.

I expect we'd still have a function for reporting submissions, but no more statwhoring. It'll be interesting to see what comes up as a replacement.

Gameplay video of The Legendary Starfy (GBA)

Stolen from Piemations

Same. Jesus, I think I'd prefer the April Fool's Day restrictions.

I'll wait until the replacement is revealed before sounding the death knell, but this is likely to severely impact how I use the site and my investment in NG might just drop off entirely.

Stolen from Piemations, user admits its not his work. Stolen from here:

https://www.letsplayindex.com/videos/43170759-its-the-office-parody-piemations

I gotta say I would miss my blam rifle, but if this change improves the function of the portal I'm all for it. I have faith that Tom knows what's best for the site and I'm sure the EGB will adapt accordingly to any of these coming changes.

I had given this quite some thought - in case you didn't see it, this was my idea for a voting revamp:

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1439907/2#bbspost26312839_post_text

I think adding more depth to the voting process, as well as tying in voting power and accuracy, would help bring balance to the votes, keep people interested - and not reward bots, trolls and special interest groups.

Don't ditch those rifles yet, soldiers! Nothing changes until it does - if it does. In the meantime, we got a job to do, and we'll keep doing it well!

Now, back to your posts - that crap ain't gonna blam itself!

*Salutes*

Is this legal?

Oh I don't think so.