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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 14:56:55


At 3/26/19 12:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728517

Not sure where to put this, but there really should be a way to flag author responses to reviews. This game author's responses to multiple people's reviews are clearly abusive as well as we have a clear-cut case of a person who can't handle any sort of criticism, constructive or not.

It doesn't do to flag the submission because as far as I can tell there's nothing wrong with the submission itself (other than it is of low quality), but it is specifically the game author's attitude that needs adjustment.


A lot of users want the ability to be able to flag reviews. This isn't the first troublesome author I've seen that leaves insulting replies to reviews.


I should bring this up to Tom. There has been talk of this before, but it really is about time that the ability to flag reviews should be possible.



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 15:00:07


At 3/26/19 02:49 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/26/19 02:13 PM, Friissy wrote:Anybody that wants to watch a movie that is just a still image with music?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728685
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728714

Yeah, I’ve seen these, but I can’t exactly flag them as there’s no criteria to flag them against? Also, one technically has “animated” flames, or sparks? Still, I agree, they don’t quite fit into the portal.


I removed them both. A picture to music is flaggable.


Yes, the one had those little animated sparks, but that doesn't warrant enough to make it passable. If an author doesn't make their own kind of music video or animation to a song, it's flaggable.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 15:11:26


At 3/26/19 03:08 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
So wait, if it’s copyrighted music, then yeah I understand we can flag under the “music” flag, but what if the music is not copyrighted and it is just a picture against music, what would we flag it as?


Flagging it as spam is fine. Then just state the reason for flagging is that it's just music to a picture.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 15:36:59


At 3/26/19 12:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote:insulting a perfectly good game


Just f*** off, you no-avatar multi-account troll. Poor kikanbukuro can clearly do no wrong, you troll.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 16:08:36


At 3/26/19 12:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728517

Not sure where to put this, but there really should be a way to flag author responses to reviews. This game author's responses to multiple people's reviews are clearly abusive as well as we have a clear-cut case of a person who can't handle any sort of criticism, constructive or not.

It doesn't do to flag the submission because as far as I can tell there's nothing wrong with the submission itself (other than it is of low quality), but it is specifically the game author's attitude that needs adjustment.

-edit- Game is Exodus Mercenaries 2, Author is kikanbukuro, since otherwise this information isn't obvious without clicking the link.


I read the review and your reaction to it, and the one i see being abusive is you. His review could be a little more professional, but it was just his criticism, I feel that you could have handled it a little more professionally and not told him to "Fuck off"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 16:18:16


At 3/26/19 03:14 PM, Lizzardis wrote:Edit: I feel like I haven’t seen you around here before, how long have you been a part of the EGB?


@Big-Boss is the second in command of the EGB, so a while :)


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 16:47:30


At 3/26/19 04:08 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 3/26/19 12:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728517

Not sure where to put this, but there really should be a way to flag author responses to reviews. This game author's responses to multiple people's reviews are clearly abusive as well as we have a clear-cut case of a person who can't handle any sort of criticism, constructive or not.

It doesn't do to flag the submission because as far as I can tell there's nothing wrong with the submission itself (other than it is of low quality), but it is specifically the game author's attitude that needs adjustment.

-edit- Game is Exodus Mercenaries 2, Author is kikanbukuro, since otherwise this information isn't obvious without clicking the link.

I read the review and your reaction to it, and the one i see being abusive is you. His review could be a little more professional, but it was just his criticism, I feel that you could have handled it a little more professionally and not told him to "Fuck off"


Zom, NeonSpider isn't the author. He didn't tell anyone to fuck off. Look at the author's response again, it's clearly not him. He's reporting the abusive author responses.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 16:50:30


At 3/26/19 04:47 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 3/26/19 04:08 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 3/26/19 12:46 PM, NeonSpider wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728517

Not sure where to put this, but there really should be a way to flag author responses to reviews. This game author's responses to multiple people's reviews are clearly abusive as well as we have a clear-cut case of a person who can't handle any sort of criticism, constructive or not.

It doesn't do to flag the submission because as far as I can tell there's nothing wrong with the submission itself (other than it is of low quality), but it is specifically the game author's attitude that needs adjustment.

-edit- Game is Exodus Mercenaries 2, Author is kikanbukuro, since otherwise this information isn't obvious without clicking the link.

I read the review and your reaction to it, and the one i see being abusive is you. His review could be a little more professional, but it was just his criticism, I feel that you could have handled it a little more professionally and not told him to "Fuck off"

Zom, NeonSpider isn't the author. He didn't tell anyone to fuck off. Look at the author's response again, it's clearly not him. He's reporting the abusive author responses.

Ahhhh! Very well, if that's the case, i agree that authors comments should be flagged material just as anyone who can make a comment on art/games/music/movies.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-26 20:23:19


At 3/26/19 04:18 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/26/19 03:14 PM, Lizzardis wrote:Edit: I feel like I haven’t seen you around here before, how long have you been a part of the EGB?

@Big-Boss is the second in command of the EGB, so a while :)


Not really big boss, only the second biggest.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 00:20:24


At 3/26/19 08:23 PM, TomatoSalad wrote:
At 3/26/19 03:14 PM, Lizzardis wrote:Edit: I feel like I haven’t seen you around here before, how long have you been a part of the EGB?


I had my username changed a while back, so don't worry about it. :p You know who I am.


Not really big boss, only the second biggest.


How dare you...


Do I have to change my username to Biggest-Boss now?



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 02:02:44


At 3/26/19 03:08 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/26/19 03:00 PM, Big-Boss wrote:Yes, the one had those little animated sparks,

It was a visualizer, so yeah, that was the right choice.


So wait, if it’s just a picture against music, what would we flag it as?

A picture. With music. We'll figure it out pretty quick.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 02:05:52


At 3/27/19 12:20 AM, Big-Boss wrote:Do I have to change my username to Biggest-Boss now?

Well, how IS that workout program going?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 10:26:35


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728752


A bunch of videos taken from well known cartoons. Mostly Courage the Cowardly dog.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 10:28:24


At 3/27/19 12:20 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 3/26/19 08:23 PM, TomatoSalad wrote:
Not really big boss, only the second biggest.

How dare you...

Do I have to change my username to Biggest-Boss now?


Yes!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 11:06:37


At 3/27/19 05:02 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Wait, I figured it out @Big-Boss... I think. Are you, DeftonesFan665? Did you have another username after that one?


Ding ding ding! We have a winner!


At 3/27/19 10:00 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Q-Q-QUAD POST!

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728753

Same one as the post before. Improper content rating. E for Everyone, when it should be at least Teen, maybe even borderline adult.


I changed the content rating on this one. Looks like the author removed the first version.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 12:12:55


Hey, @Lizzardis ! If you want the current cast of characters for the EGB, check out this page:


http://wkrconcepts.com/egb/index.php?id=officers


That should bring you up to speed. We do have an opening for Records Officer, and if you're going to be around for a while, you might consider it. With your background and history with the Barracks, you would qualify - just would need to confirm your appointment with the senior staff first.


And, no, EGSC LCBO @Big-Boss does not need to change her name. She is just as important as the CBO, and has demonstrated time and time again her dedication, service and talents to the Barracks. Along with EGSC SLCBO @GameJunkie , the Barracks are in good hands. We might not be as large as we were a few years ago, but we are getting the job done, and still going strong.


Well done, all! Keep up the great work!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-27 23:53:36


At 3/27/19 12:12 PM, byteslinger wrote:
And, no, EGSC LCBO @Big-Boss does not need to change her name.


I guess if the lady says so, I don't have to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 01:20:04


At 3/27/19 12:12 PM, byteslinger wrote:That should bring you up to speed. We do have an opening for Records Officer, and if you're going to be around for a while, you might consider it.


I'll 100% back that decision if @Lizzardis wants the position.


Along with EGSC SLCBO @GameJunkie , the Barracks are in good hands. We might not be as large as we were a few years ago, but we are getting the job done, and still going strong.


I look in fairly often but as Byteslinger said, the EGB are getting the job done. Which is good, it leaves me with very little to have to deal with. Most days I only have to deal with reported stuff.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 01:36:19


On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 02:29:15


At 3/28/19 01:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote:On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.


Oh man, we had to put ours down in December. He sadly lived a short life, but he is and forever will be etched deep into our minds and we'll always love him. RIP Roger, he lived a good long life, man. I don't think there's anything to be sad about there (obviously, yeah, you will be sad no matter what). Just give it time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 02:42:48


At 3/28/19 01:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote:On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.


We're here for you, it's never easy to deal with, but maybe us sharing the grief with you will help.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 11:29:41


At 3/28/19 01:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote:On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.


Oh, gamejunkie, I'm so sorry for your loss, man. It's never easy to lose a pet. The last one I had, my cat, Simba, went outside last year like he does every night and he never came back home. I'll never know what happened to him, it sucks.


We're all here for you if you need someone to talk to, man. I hope your dog is at peace now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 11:52:53


At 3/28/19 01:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote:On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.


That is one of the hardest things to go through. I know it was hard but I'm also sure it was the right decision, it's a cruel fact of nature that dogs are capable of so much affection and have such short lives compared to us.


Remember Roger for all the love and happiness he gave you and hold it tight, never let it go.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 12:22:25


At 3/28/19 01:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote:On a completely unrelated subject. Today is one of the truly saddest days in my life & I'll be honest, I'm not coping well. This morning I had to put down my amazing dog & best mate of 16 years, Roger. It is without a doubt the hardest decision I've ever had to make, he was FAMILY. I just wanted to post this here as my tribute to my little mate that brought me 16 wonderful years of friendship & more joy than one could ever ask for. RIP Roger.


I've never experience this per say. The family pug just passed away, but it was my mother-in-law's dog. My spouse took it hard even though they new it was coming. He had been suffering for a long time. My daughter took it hard too, but handled it extremely well for a 5 year old. I think it was harder on her because this dog had been around for her entire life.


She cried a lot, but she thanked us for letting her know because she got to spend one last day with him. I hadn't been affected much by it because I've only saw the dog occasionally on visits and it wasn't a big part of my life. (I'm very allergic to animals so I tend to give myself some separation) Watching your kid experience emotional situations like that can be extremely difficult though and I tear up a little bit just thinking of it.


So yeah... sorry you had to go through this, but I'm happy you had the opportunity to live your life with a family member that was so important to you. He was and will always be a good boy and you gave him a good life!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 22:00:08


Just gameplay from a hentai game, completely unmodified.


This is stolen from SomeThingElseYT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IbiEyZXOBk

With that username and video title it seems like they're mocking the moderators.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 22:17:12


At 3/28/19 10:00 PM, DrakoFangs wrote:With that username and video title it seems like they're mocking the moderators.


They had a stolen audio as well. Past tense intended.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-28 22:39:57


At 3/28/19 10:00 PM, DrakoFangs wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728830
Just gameplay from a hentai game, completely unmodified.

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/728838
This is stolen from SomeThingElseYT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IbiEyZXOBk
With that username and video title it seems like they're mocking the moderators.


Removed both of them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-29 04:29:00


Stolen from Alan Becker (aka noogai):



Apparently this is some kind of secret unlisted video lol. I found it by searching because this upload seemed highly suspicious to me and I thought it could be stolen from Becker.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-30 05:13:03


Sir! New recruit wishes to report the following pieces of illegal content. These artworks feature incest and pedophilia:



And for future reference, should this soldier make reports like this in the future, or message a superior officer directly?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-03-30 05:31:33


At 3/30/19 05:13 AM, LavaBat wrote:Sir! New recruit wishes to report the following pieces of illegal content. These artworks feature incest and pedophilia:

//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/khughes7972/simpsons-naughty-incest
//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/grandruler69/dragon-ball-gt-incest
//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/atrolux/beach-indecency
//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/atrolux/first-time-for-everything
//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/atrolux/mom-facesits-son-more-at-11

And for future reference, should this soldier make reports like this in the future, or message a superior officer directly?


Soldier, thank you for your dedication to the art portal. However, the Elite Guard Barracks keep watch over the Movie and Game portals (aka the Classic Portal). It has been made clear by the Art moderators that a similar thread cannot and will not exist for their portal. As for the content, pedophilia is forbidden. I'm not sure about incest though. Doesn't say that anywhere in the rules.


Get back out there, soldier, and do us proud!


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