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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 04:04:22


Just gameplay footage of a game the author made themselves.

They even say in the description that they made it in game maker.

Kind of bizarre that they would upload gameplay footage of it instead of actually uploading the game here.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 09:29:56


Another one of these Chupakabrik games. Just as low-effort as the others. Decided to report it just to be safe.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 17:31:51 (edited 2018-12-22 17:32:17)


It looks like the portal is getting spammed with the Blue Fez Construct games once again.








Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 19:56:17


At 12/20/18 07:35 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/20/18 07:32 AM, doublesurd wrote:These have been popping up constantly for the past few days. How aware are the mods about this issue?

Tom is aware since yesterday.


Do we blam on sight then?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 20:37:41


At 12/22/18 07:56 PM, solitonmedic wrote:Do we blam on sight then?


I'm going to continue avoiding telling people how they should vote, but to quote @Exedor: "v0te appr0priately, however you desire"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 20:40:45


At 12/22/18 08:37 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/22/18 07:56 PM, solitonmedic wrote:Do we blam on sight then?

I'm going to continue avoiding telling people how they should vote, but to quote @Exedor: "v0te appr0priately, however you desire"


I'm a simple man. I see garbage, I vote 0.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 20:43:46


At 12/22/18 08:40 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/22/18 08:37 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/22/18 07:56 PM, solitonmedic wrote:Do we blam on sight then?

I'm going to continue avoiding telling people how they should vote, but to quote @Exedor: "v0te appr0priately, however you desire"

I'm a simple man. I see garbage, I vote 0.


If only people thought the same... too many questionable stuff gets protected nowadays.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-22 22:45:33


14 more chupakabrik entries just came in.


Skipping the links, just look for the blue thing and gibberish author comments


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-23 01:19:19


At 12/22/18 10:45 PM, Peregrinus wrote:14 more chupakabrik entries just came in.

Skipping the links, just look for the blue thing and gibberish author comments


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723026 Does this count as one?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-23 01:22:51


At 12/20/18 07:32 AM, doublesurd wrote:
At 12/20/18 06:53 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 12/20/18 06:03 AM, doublesurd wrote:UJ just got bombed with even more of those blue fez default asset construct 2 games.

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722784

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722782

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722789 (i'm assuming this is one, it doesn't even load though)

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722793 (doesn't load either)

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722794

These were all posted within the span of fifteen minutes, what the hell is happening?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/722794 I don't know if you got this one, it was most recent. Something is not right here, maybe it's a bunch of trollers or something.

These have been popping up constantly for the past few days. How aware are the mods about this issue?

Atleast UJ is clear for now since all those posts were blammed really quickly.


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723035 Or this one? Gibberish comments and such.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-23 01:50:53 (edited 2018-12-23 01:51:14)


At 12/22/18 10:45 PM, Peregrinus wrote:14 more chupakabrik entries just came in.

Skipping the links, just look for the blue thing and gibberish author comments


At 12/22/18 09:34 PM, doublesurd wrote:If I had to make my own guess as to what's causing these chupakabrik submission bombs, it seems that some of the chupakabrik games in these bombs are labelled as "homework" or "for homework" and some other school related stuff. So my guess is that there's some asshole teacher out there who's making kids do crappy construct 2 games and then telling them to upload them to newgrounds, hence the huge submission bombs and mild differences, as well as the fact that they seem to gradually increase in feature set every time a new chupakabrik bomb hits the portal.


That is essentially what happened, yes. I am aware that these things don't look pretty clogging up the portal but they are allowed by Tom Fulp, since they are not malicious spam. Regardless I thank you all for the reports thus far. Their frequency should go down in a few days I guess, unless submitting homework to Newgrounds becomes the next big thing ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-23 07:53:08


At 12/23/18 01:22 AM, ZomAlien wrote:Or this one? Gibberish comments and such.


Both of those met the gibberish criteria.


Heads up: we just had another new one get submitted, there might be more on the way. I'm loving these blam points, they put me over 6000 this morning.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 11:19:18


Looks like it's going to be another interesting day with the Fez ripoffs


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 13:48:27



Not the original author. This is a Nick game from The Nick website.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 17:07:23 (edited 2018-12-24 17:10:52)


This one's just a static image.


I'm not sure if this one counts but it tries to open up an popup to a rickroll:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Technically Flash animations that open popups aren't allowed, but it's not harmful to your computer and it's a parody of old harmful flash animations, so I'm not sure if it breaks any rules.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 17:45:27


At 12/24/18 05:07 PM, sekru wrote:This one's just a static image.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723179

I would quote @Exedor on this one and day to v0te appr0priately. It's not really breaking any rules.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 17:50:28


At 12/24/18 05:45 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:07 PM, sekru wrote:This one's just a static image.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723179
I would quote @Exedor on this one and day to v0te appr0priately. It's not really breaking any rules.

I'd second that.

Gotta get some blams.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-24 18:02:53


At 12/24/18 05:50 PM, Decky wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:45 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:07 PM, sekru wrote:This one's just a static image.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723179
I would quote @Exedor on this one and day to v0te appr0priately. It's not really breaking any rules.
I'd second that.
Gotta get some blams.


I have a question about this. If somebody's original vote was a 3, and than they changed it to zero. Would they still receive the blam point, correct?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-25 03:28:39


At 12/24/18 06:02 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:50 PM, Decky wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:45 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 12/24/18 05:07 PM, sekru wrote:This one's just a static image.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723179
I would quote @Exedor on this one and day to v0te appr0priately. It's not really breaking any rules.
I'd second that.
Gotta get some blams.

I have a question about this. If somebody's original vote was a 3, and than they changed it to zero. Would they still receive the blam point, correct?


Yes, unless it passed judgment before you changed it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-25 09:28:23


This is a lawsuit from Nintendo just waiting to happen.

I wish Nintendo was less anal about stuff like this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-25 19:32:49


Hey there everyone, for some this is a day of reflection and I just wanted to pop in and say how grateful I am to be a part of this silly cabal of misfits. Y'all are a hoot.


Happy Christmas or whatever you like.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-26 04:30:21


Uses animation from tv-shows(dragon ball z etc.) and a bunch of different Undertale fan-animations made by other people without even crediting them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-26 04:42:18


If anyone finds real porn in these, please flag and let me know. I don't have enough time to dedicate to playing it all through and searching it out, but based on some conversations I've had with the author, I figured I should post about it. Lemme know if you find anything. :\


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-26 05:41:42


Youtube is leaking :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-26 12:49:29


At 12/26/18 05:41 AM, LexRodent wrote:Youtube is leaking :

I couldn't get that one to play in either Firefox or Chrome. Can you check the others? What browser are you using? https://terminusgenesius.newgrounds.com/movies

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-27 05:15:34 (edited 2018-12-27 05:19:45)


At 12/26/18 12:49 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 12/26/18 05:41 AM, LexRodent wrote:Youtube is leaking :
I couldn't get that one to play in either Firefox or Chrome. Can you check the others? What browser are you using? https://terminusgenesius.newgrounds.com/movies


That's weird, I'm on Firefox too, and all of those play well, maybe because my browser it's a bit outdated (52 or so).

The remaining 2 videos are the same kind of content.


Yesterday I had problems playing some movies on the judgement section, they stopped a few seconds after starting.

I changed the player's stream quality to 360 and that solved the problem ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-27 08:36:25


At 12/27/18 05:15 AM, LexRodent wrote:Yesterday I had problems playing some movies on the judgement section, they stopped a few seconds after starting.
I changed the player's stream quality to 360 and that solved the problem ;)


The site was slow for me as well. It can likely be attributed to the Smash Collab, since the volume of people trying to watch it crashed NG briefly. 71K views in one day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-27 09:45:51


Stolen from RobenSikk. I didn't do any detective work, I legitimately know the guy who uploaded it. Now he's trying to twll me he has permission from the author to post it, but if you didn't make it, you can't post it, no matter what. I'm not wrong about that, am I?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-27 13:31:51 (edited 2018-12-27 13:43:12)


At 12/27/18 09:45 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723357
Stolen from RobenSikk. I didn't do any detective work, I legitimately know the guy who uploaded it. Now he's trying to twll me he has permission from the author to post it, but if you didn't make it, you can't post it, no matter what. I'm not wrong about that, am I?


He submitted work that wasn't his, so no, you're not wrong. It's been removed.


At 12/27/18 09:59 AM, thejones192 wrote:
yo nibba I will report you for exposing my personal information on some forums and don't lie that you know me, you don't!


Stop trolling. I doubt he exposed any of your personal info on the forums.


This thread is for reporting rule breaking submissions, not for trolling or trying to start a fight. Don't post here anymore with that drama unless you want a forum ban. Also, don't submit anything that doesn't belong to you. If you haven't noticed, it's against the rules.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-27 13:45:09


At 12/27/18 09:59 AM, thejones192 wrote:
At 12/27/18 09:45 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/723357
Stolen from RobenSikk. I didn't do any detective work, I legitimately know the guy who uploaded it. Now he's trying to twll me he has permission from the author to post it, but if you didn't make it, you can't post it, no matter what. I'm not wrong about that, am I?

yo nibba I will report you for exposing my personal information on some forums and don't lie that you know me, you don't!


You are one negative post away from being banned from this forum. Stop the trolling, upload original work only, and try to mature a bit for 2019 - it'll make your mom proud.


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