At 9/2/18 04:03 AM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: Haha, I totally failed to time this. I forgot the roster would be coming out on the first. Anyways, I, Thegamingtrickster, publicly request entry into the Elite Guard Barracks ROTC training program.
Oh, and I should tag recruitment officer @ADR3-N.

Somehow I didn't see this on my desk. I've taken a look at your account.

Solid post quality, both helpful and informative.
Reviews are far above average both in number and quality.
*Bronze whistle, overqualified here. From your posts in the EGB, I think I might have guessed. :P
Police officer, soon to be qualified for the ranks at this rate.

Commander @byteslinger, this one looks in tip top shape. He has my full confidence, and it looks like I'm not alone. Officially requesting your review.

Edit: Whisle is bronze, not gold. Thanks for the save @Peregrinus. Had night-mode on LOL

OFFICIAL ELITE GUARD BARRACKS COMMUNIQUE

From: CBO EGSC byteslinger
To: All Barracks Members
Date: 09-Sep-2018
Subject: Acceptance of P.O. @thegamingtrickster into the ROTC program

After careful review of the candidates account, along with high recommendations from RECO Sgt. @ADR3-N , Captain @Peregrinus and others, I am pleased to announce that the candidate has been officially accepted into the Barracks R.O.T.C. program.

As a member of the R.O.T.C., P.O. thegamingtrickster will be required to follow all rules and regulations of the Elite Guard as he hones his skills and polishes up any rough edges in the grooming process of eventually becoming a fully active member of the Barracks. When the candidate reaches the level of "Private", a review of his account history, reviews and all activities will be performed by the command staff. At that point, a decision will be made to either promote the candidate to full officer, or discharge them from the program. Based on the current candidate's account and history, I have full faith that when the time comes, the decision will be an easy one.

All members, please welcome P.O. thegamingtrickster to the Elite Guard, and help guide him any way you can as he sharpens his skills and strives to become the elite officer I know he can be.

Welcome aboard, soldier!

*Salutes*

Note: the candidate will appear in the 01-Oct-2018 roster, but with no stats. By 02-Nov-2018 you will see monthly stats accumulate.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Re upload with no changes.

Welcome to the Barracks, @thegamingtrickster. I look forward to seeing you for full active duty very soon.

P.O. Thegamingtrickster reporting for duty! I hope that I will achieve the rank of private in a reasonable amount of time and that, by then, I will have learned enough to qualify for full membership.*Salutes*

What a strange thing to steal

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  Ursula the Guardian of the Oceans (1993 Film) (NG version)

  by omithealien

  First Teaser Trailer Released on NG!

  Movie

  578 Views

  (Everyone)

source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91tVVq_G120

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Back at it again.

At 9/4/18 06:41 AM, lalilulelo008 wrote:

At 9/3/18 06:26 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: What a strange thing to steal

i dont think thats stolen, the youtube description mentions the fort myers academy for the arts, and the user's location is ft myers, and the time difference between the video being uploaded and the submission is not that long

Yeah I think you're right about that. Whoops.

• Unpublished Submission

Flashes bright lights and colors.

At 9/4/18 01:38 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Flashes bright lights and colors.

So did the Starship Goldfish gif that held the frontpage for a while. It could probably have a disclaimer for people who have photosensitive epilepsy, but it doesn't exactly break any rules I can find about it being mandatory.

Now, the fact that the uploader keeps uploading junk is another story.

This is the same game twice

Old:

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  LIFE AND DEATH OF JOE

  by danielamaral84

  DO NOT DIE - DO NOT DIE - DO NOT DIE

  Game

  12,980 Views

  (Ages 13+)

New:

• Unpublished Submission

At 9/5/18 06:53 PM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote: THIS SHOULD REPORTED REALLY STOLEN!!!

We're going to keep saying this until you figure out how to check your notifications and read the replies.

There's a little flag button on the top of submissions. If you click it, it opens a pop out which asks you why you think a submission breaks the rules. You click the appropriate category, and then in the text box you write a proper justification as to why you believe it breaks the rules. Then you click submit.

If you want to keep posting here, the very least you need to do is support your claims that something is stolen or otherwise rulebreaking. Typing crap in all caps doesn't make anyone take you seriously. If it's stolen, provide a link to the source material.

And again "THIS IS BAD AND SHOULD BE BLAMMED" is not a proper reason.

I've laid out how to flag step by step, using your recent submission for the backdrop (no, I didn't flag it, just hope it gets the point across):

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  "Golden Hour" For Wind Ensemble By Kelijah Dunton

  by ClassicalGiant

  This is pretty much my first piece for Wind Ensemble

  Movie

  141 Views

  (Everyone)

No animation at all.

At 9/6/18 01:28 AM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote: STOLEN FROM LAZY TOWN!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716706

Stop all-capsing. It's really annoying. I agree with you on this one, but don't put them in all caps.

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  Random-Ass Video that doesn't need to make SENSE!

  by A-Entertainment

  Random-Ass Video that doesn't need to make SENSE!

  Movie

  136 Views

  (Ages 17+)

Contains animation/video from a bunch of places, including bit not limited to:

Blues Clues, Thomas the Tank Engine, Spongebob Squarepants, Dragonball...

At 9/6/18 10:38 PM, Peregrinus wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716743
Contains animation/video from a bunch of places, including bit not limited to:
Blues Clues, Thomas the Tank Engine, Spongebob Squarepants, Dragonball...

Yup, removed.

Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?

At 9/7/18 12:07 PM, Skiddle wrote: Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?

Wait, I haven't really reviewed many games or animations yet. Whoops x(

At 9/7/18 12:08 PM, Skiddle wrote:

At 9/7/18 12:07 PM, Skiddle wrote: Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?

Wait, I haven't really reviewed many games or animations yet. Whoops x(

Okay, guys. As the member in training, can I do this one? So, unfortunately, in order to join the EGB fully, you have to have the rank of private. It will take quite a while to reach and you'll have to vote on games and movies that are under judgment. You also have to report things to show that you're able to perform Elite Guard duty. I actually don't know how much you report, it could be quite a lot.
Now, this has all been quite negative, but worry not! There is another option. The ROTC Training Program is a program where new members are trained. You will still have to meet some requirements, but they take a mu h shorter time to achieve. I am currently a member of the program. You are required to have a normal whistle, but bronze would also be good. It doesn't take long to get if you flag correctly, so I recommend spending some time flagging rule-breaking audio. You also have to have the rank of Portal Security. It's only 400 Blam/Protect points, so that should be relatively quick, too. You're a level 4, so you have to have voted on stuff. Just do that with things that are under judgment and you'll get there in no time. You also shouldn't post zero effort games and movies (like single frame things and stuff like that). Your review quality has to be decent, no saying "awesome" or "trash". Post quality should also be good. Like, if it's a serious discussion, you should try to contribute to the conversation.I
So, you don't meet the requirements yet, but I have a good feeling about you, and you seem like you wanna help. Once you join the ROTC program, you'll be training for being a full member. Also, once you think you meet the requirements, just request to join here and I guess tag Recruitment Officer @ADR3-N

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Using PS start up screen and the start up tone. Author does not own those things. It should be removed correct?

At 9/7/18 03:33 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716769
Using PS start up screen and the start up tone. Author does not own those things. It should be removed correct?

He said it was remade though. Wouldn't that imply custom recreation by the author? If we can have a Doom port, shouldn't his be okay too?

I think this is a reupload of a recently blammed submission

• Unpublished Submission

Original upload:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716650

Weird live action porn clip: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716882

This guy has been knocking around since 2015 and yet this is his first submission (unless something else was removed), he ought to know better.

Also purposely not putting the link on its own line so the thumbnail doesn't show up, lol

• Unpublished Submission

Does this work for anyone? And, is it his?

Hello EGB mates.

This one it's not working for me (firefox) :

• Unpublished Submission

Is it working for you fellows ?

If so, is it the same as this one ? :

https://www.mcleodgaming.com/games/ssf2

At 9/10/18 02:15 AM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716900
Does this work for anyone? And, is it his?

At 9/10/18 02:15 AM, LexRodent wrote: Hello EGB mates.

Not working for me (Chrome, Edge). I forced a Flash player update, but no luck getting it running. No issues with any other submissions.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

This is mostly old video footage of waves in a storm and what appears to be an atomic test. Closest thing to animation it has is a spinning tree. I'd count this as spam.

• Unpublished Submission

Just when you thought it was safe.

At 9/11/18 08:45 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716992
Just when you thought it was safe.

Heads up, that user just summited a game that wasn't his, but it belongs to someone by the name of "MD-CHIS" and that user posted it around 2002. Quite some time ago. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/68361
The same user"christoblag" that has been posting unsat content and stolen games.

idk if this is OK:

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  by <deleted>

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Game from

https://kiz10.com/zombie-shooter/

His other games all seem to be taken from other sites. btw, his profile even says "... to import unlimited games for you ...
https://mustafaakyuz.newgrounds.com/

Not sure if this is the right place to put this, but

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  Madness: Air assault

  by EventHorizon

  The clown is back, use all your skills to be able to defeat him, ready for the battle?

  Game

  373,060 Views

  (Ages 13+)

flypx9 just verbatim copy-pasted SuperSapito's lengthy review as if it were his own. Review plagiarism.

I accidentally clicked the "Helpful" link because the review itself is helpful, but then after reading a bit further I realized he was just taking false credit for someone else's review.