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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 12:53:18


At 9/2/18 12:47 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 9/2/18 12:41 PM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: This is the intro for the YouTuber Ali-A. Basically an earrape meme but this time with no previous context to make it funny.
Wow, that submission got absolutely obliterated. People must really hate Ali-A:

I think it's more that they hate people who steal intros in a boring way. But I was hoping it would be deleted by the mods :( . Oh well, at least I won't lose any whistle points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 13:24:54


At 9/2/18 12:47 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 9/2/18 12:41 PM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: This is the intro for the YouTuber Ali-A. Basically an earrape meme but this time with no previous context to make it funny.
Wow, that submission got absolutely obliterated. People must really hate Ali-A:

The people have spoken. That author should learn a lesson and not do that again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 13:41:26


At 9/2/18 01:24 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/2/18 12:47 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 9/2/18 12:41 PM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: The intro for the YouTuber Ali-A earrape
Wow, absolutely obliterated.
The people have spoken.

The admins have spoken. The account's been deleted. When an account is deleted, any submissions show up in the Obituaries. They saw that one quick. I had time to vote 0 but not to report it before it was gone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 14:21:54


At 9/2/18 01:41 PM, Exedor wrote: The admins have spoken.

That would do it. I must have seen it in obits before things updated to remove the author’s name.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 20:22:23


At 9/1/18 10:50 PM, byteslinger wrote: The rest of us learned that lesson, and gave those beasts wide berths.

I was so enraptured by this whole paragraph that I forgot what I was reading, it was like being awoken by a splash of cold water when it ended.

At 9/2/18 08:22 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 9/2/18 04:03 AM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: I, Thegamingtrickster, publicly request entry into the Elite Guard Barracks ROTC training program.
I support this application. TGT has shown good strides towards following the ethics of the EGB.

He's a good boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 21:44:14 (edited 2018-09-02 21:52:33)


At 9/2/18 04:03 AM, Thegamingtrickster wrote: Haha, I totally failed to time this. I forgot the roster would be coming out on the first. Anyways, I, Thegamingtrickster, publicly request entry into the Elite Guard Barracks ROTC training program.
Oh, and I should tag recruitment officer @ADR3-N.

Somehow I didn't see this on my desk. I've taken a look at your account.

Solid post quality, both helpful and informative.
Reviews are far above average both in number and quality.
*Bronze whistle, overqualified here. From your posts in the EGB, I think I might have guessed. :P
Police officer, soon to be qualified for the ranks at this rate.

Commander @byteslinger, this one looks in tip top shape. He has my full confidence, and it looks like I'm not alone. Officially requesting your review.

Edit: Whisle is bronze, not gold. Thanks for the save @Peregrinus. Had night-mode on LOL


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 22:07:53


OFFICIAL ELITE GUARD BARRACKS COMMUNIQUE

From: CBO EGSC byteslinger
To: All Barracks Members
Date: 09-Sep-2018
Subject: Acceptance of P.O. @thegamingtrickster into the ROTC program

After careful review of the candidates account, along with high recommendations from RECO Sgt. @ADR3-N , Captain @Peregrinus and others, I am pleased to announce that the candidate has been officially accepted into the Barracks R.O.T.C. program.

As a member of the R.O.T.C., P.O. thegamingtrickster will be required to follow all rules and regulations of the Elite Guard as he hones his skills and polishes up any rough edges in the grooming process of eventually becoming a fully active member of the Barracks. When the candidate reaches the level of "Private", a review of his account history, reviews and all activities will be performed by the command staff. At that point, a decision will be made to either promote the candidate to full officer, or discharge them from the program. Based on the current candidate's account and history, I have full faith that when the time comes, the decision will be an easy one.

All members, please welcome P.O. thegamingtrickster to the Elite Guard, and help guide him any way you can as he sharpens his skills and strives to become the elite officer I know he can be.

Welcome aboard, soldier!

*Salutes*

Note: the candidate will appear in the 01-Oct-2018 roster, but with no stats. By 02-Nov-2018 you will see monthly stats accumulate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-02 23:26:00


Re upload with no changes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-03 00:06:06


Welcome to the Barracks, @thegamingtrickster. I look forward to seeing you for full active duty very soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-03 01:16:24


P.O. Thegamingtrickster reporting for duty! I hope that I will achieve the rank of private in a reasonable amount of time and that, by then, I will have learned enough to qualify for full membership.*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-03 18:26:20


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-04 03:36:28



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-04 08:51:59


At 9/4/18 06:41 AM, lalilulelo008 wrote:
At 9/3/18 06:26 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: What a strange thing to steal
i dont think thats stolen, the youtube description mentions the fort myers academy for the arts, and the user's location is ft myers, and the time difference between the video being uploaded and the submission is not that long

Yeah I think you're right about that. Whoops.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-04 13:38:32


Flashes bright lights and colors.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-04 13:45:47


At 9/4/18 01:38 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Flashes bright lights and colors.

So did the Starship Goldfish gif that held the frontpage for a while. It could probably have a disclaimer for people who have photosensitive epilepsy, but it doesn't exactly break any rules I can find about it being mandatory.

Now, the fact that the uploader keeps uploading junk is another story.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-04 19:19:49


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-05 19:20:47 (edited 2018-09-05 19:22:34)


At 9/5/18 06:53 PM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote: THIS SHOULD REPORTED REALLY STOLEN!!!

We're going to keep saying this until you figure out how to check your notifications and read the replies.

There's a little flag button on the top of submissions. If you click it, it opens a pop out which asks you why you think a submission breaks the rules. You click the appropriate category, and then in the text box you write a proper justification as to why you believe it breaks the rules. Then you click submit.

If you want to keep posting here, the very least you need to do is support your claims that something is stolen or otherwise rulebreaking. Typing crap in all caps doesn't make anyone take you seriously. If it's stolen, provide a link to the source material.

And again "THIS IS BAD AND SHOULD BE BLAMMED" is not a proper reason.

I've laid out how to flag step by step, using your recent submission for the backdrop (no, I didn't flag it, just hope it gets the point across):

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-06 00:09:17



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-06 01:33:41


At 9/6/18 01:28 AM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote: STOLEN FROM LAZY TOWN!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716706

Stop all-capsing. It's really annoying. I agree with you on this one, but don't put them in all caps.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-06 22:38:49


Contains animation/video from a bunch of places, including bit not limited to:

Blues Clues, Thomas the Tank Engine, Spongebob Squarepants, Dragonball...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 05:48:10


At 9/6/18 10:38 PM, Peregrinus wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716743
Contains animation/video from a bunch of places, including bit not limited to:
Blues Clues, Thomas the Tank Engine, Spongebob Squarepants, Dragonball...

Yup, removed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 12:07:32


Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 12:08:35


At 9/7/18 12:07 PM, Skiddle wrote: Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?

Wait, I haven't really reviewed many games or animations yet. Whoops x(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 12:30:21


At 9/7/18 12:08 PM, Skiddle wrote:
At 9/7/18 12:07 PM, Skiddle wrote: Private Skiddle "reporting" for duty! When can I start my service?
Wait, I haven't really reviewed many games or animations yet. Whoops x(

Okay, guys. As the member in training, can I do this one? So, unfortunately, in order to join the EGB fully, you have to have the rank of private. It will take quite a while to reach and you'll have to vote on games and movies that are under judgment. You also have to report things to show that you're able to perform Elite Guard duty. I actually don't know how much you report, it could be quite a lot.
Now, this has all been quite negative, but worry not! There is another option. The ROTC Training Program is a program where new members are trained. You will still have to meet some requirements, but they take a mu h shorter time to achieve. I am currently a member of the program. You are required to have a normal whistle, but bronze would also be good. It doesn't take long to get if you flag correctly, so I recommend spending some time flagging rule-breaking audio. You also have to have the rank of Portal Security. It's only 400 Blam/Protect points, so that should be relatively quick, too. You're a level 4, so you have to have voted on stuff. Just do that with things that are under judgment and you'll get there in no time. You also shouldn't post zero effort games and movies (like single frame things and stuff like that). Your review quality has to be decent, no saying "awesome" or "trash". Post quality should also be good. Like, if it's a serious discussion, you should try to contribute to the conversation.I
So, you don't meet the requirements yet, but I have a good feeling about you, and you seem like you wanna help. Once you join the ROTC program, you'll be training for being a full member. Also, once you think you meet the requirements, just request to join here and I guess tag Recruitment Officer @ADR3-N


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 15:33:41


Using PS start up screen and the start up tone. Author does not own those things. It should be removed correct?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-07 15:36:08


At 9/7/18 03:33 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716769
Using PS start up screen and the start up tone. Author does not own those things. It should be removed correct?

He said it was remade though. Wouldn't that imply custom recreation by the author? If we can have a Doom port, shouldn't his be okay too?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-08 16:41:22


I think this is a reupload of a recently blammed submission

Original upload:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716650

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-09 15:59:58


Weird live action porn clip: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/716882

This guy has been knocking around since 2015 and yet this is his first submission (unless something else was removed), he ought to know better.

Also purposely not putting the link on its own line so the thumbnail doesn't show up, lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-10 02:15:26


Does this work for anyone? And, is it his?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-09-10 02:15:30


Hello EGB mates.

This one it's not working for me (firefox) :

Is it working for you fellows ?

If so, is it the same as this one ? :

https://www.mcleodgaming.com/games/ssf2


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