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At 1/11/16 06:21 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
1. If you're a member of NG Logs, go check out your stats for today.
2. Go check out todays obituaries page.
3. Laugh as loud and as much as you like.
Holy Jumping Jebus !
Those Obituaries sure deserve a bookmark. Way to go mods !
I bet @jonthomson would love to see that page.
@Exedor Dat Image
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
I've been gone for a few days, so can someone tell me what happened on the 11th? Holy shit, where did all of those blams come from? @gamejunkie @Exedor
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 1/12/16 02:00 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I've been gone for a few days, so can someone tell me what happened on the 11th? Holy shit, where did all of those blams come from?
Well, you see, it all started when the Mommy Blam and the Daddy Blam went on a date night. Then they went to dinner. Then Daddy Blam ordered Mommy Blam a drink...
At 1/11/16 11:10 PM, gamejunkie wrote:At 1/11/16 10:46 PM, byteslinger wrote: HOLY SHNIEKE! I actually grabbed a boatload of bodacious, bad-ass, beautiful blams! LONG LIVE THE MODS!Come on now, don't be shy. How many Blams were in that boatload of yours? Sharing is caring!!!!
81, if I'm doing the math right...that's almost 4 weeks of trying rolled up in one day...
Ah, makes me think about the good old days...over 150 new flashes a day flooding the portal; at least a third of them got blammed within an hour or so; if you stayed awake long enough and voted fairly you could grab over 100 bp per day. The average protect/blam ratio was 2:1, and shovelware was only a minor annoyance....
...but now, I'm lucky to get 20 protects and 3 blams a day; flashes take days to get enough votes for judgement, and every shoveler on the planet thinks this is their own private dumping grounds. You know what I think? I think the Portal is clogged - we need a big-ass plunger and give it a few wacks, and see if we can clear that damn thing out once more so that everything starts flowing again....ah...if it were that simple....
Remember when Clock Day was a BP orgy - blams or saves, you made a bundle either way....
Remember when we could actually whistle a flash and help out the mods?.....
Remember when they used to change the site on 4/1 and freak everyone out (my favorites were Kevin Bacon and the Chinese Republic)?....
Remember when I had a life...oh,...wait a minute...I never had a life...skip that.....
Maybe, just maybe, this year will turn things around....maybe get some new members here....get some quality activity in the portal....get a white woman as president...hey, you gotta have a dream!
At 1/12/16 02:00 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I've been gone for a few days, so can someone tell me what happened on the 11th? Holy shit, where did all of those blams come from? @gamejunkie @Exedor
Don't ask....we were sworn to secrecy!
At 1/12/16 02:55 AM, byteslinger wrote: Remember when Clock Day was a BP orgy - blams or saves, you made a bundle either way....
It was possible to blam on clock day at some point? I don't think I've gotten a blam on clock day in years. Maybe one last year, but only because clock day has kind of died out.
At 1/12/16 02:55 AM, byteslinger wrote: 81, if I'm doing the math right
That's some damn fine blamming young lady.
...but now, I'm lucky to get 20 protects and 3 blams a day
Very similar numbers to mine.
Remember when Clock Day was a BP orgy - blams or saves, you made a bundle either way....
Stop that, I'm starting to tear up. *sniff*
Remember when we could actually whistle a flash and help out the mods?.....
Eyes are starting to well up. *wipe*
Remember when they used to change the site on 4/1 and freak everyone out (my favorites were Kevin Bacon and the Chinese Republic)?....
Probably the most epic day in Newgrounds history. Excuse me I'm going to go grab a tissue. *wiping away this strange watery substance from my eyes*
Remember when I had a life...oh,...wait a minute...I never had a life...skip that.....
ROFLMAO!!!!
Maybe, just maybe, this year will turn things around....maybe get some new members here....get some quality activity in the portal....get a white woman as president...hey, you gotta have a dream!
Bring on the white woman president. Anything and I mean anything but a Trump or a Bush.
What is this strange watery stuff coming from my eyes? *sniff, wipe*
All Hail the EGB.
*salutes*
Well, I'm sure Fox wouldn't be too happy about this.
Author Comments
Episode:Fighting Irish
Copyright by Fox
Watching on Youtube here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNs3CZ8ypq4
I don't know how this guys Youtube Channel is still up. Virtually everything is copyrighted material. Family Guy, The Simpsons, Cartoon Network, etc.
Edit: Might as well add this one to it.
Author Comments
Recorded with Bandicam
No copyright intended on Youtue
Right! Because of course Family Guy is not copyrighted.
At 1/11/16 06:21 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
2. Go check out todays obituaries page.
i have an error in my html
It's video of a guy peeing! Seriously! Some mod should remove this!! >:[
Unsuitable Submission
This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
...oh, wait...
Removed. :3
The person who submitted this is suggesting, in no uncertain terms, that it should be blammed. Which is odd, because it seems it might otherwise pass.
At 1/12/16 11:25 PM, bcdefg123 wrote: The person who submitted this is suggesting, in no uncertain terms, that it should be blammed. Which is odd, because it seems it might otherwise pass.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668910
Hmm, that's a genuinely interesting proposition. Not sure why the author would want that.
[nevermind, on second thought i think this is fine]
At 1/12/16 11:48 PM, icyentertainment wrote:At 1/12/16 11:25 PM, bcdefg123 wrote: The person who submitted this is suggesting, in no uncertain terms, that it should be blammed. Which is odd, because it seems it might otherwise pass.Hmm, that's a genuinely interesting proposition. Not sure why the author would want that.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668910
Yeah well since I happen to think the Author is awesome and considering it's better than 93% of submissions that currently enter The Portal, I for one Voted 4 to ensure it didn't get Blammed. ;-P
At 1/13/16 01:53 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Yeah well since I happen to think the Author is awesome and considering it's better than 93% of submissions that currently enter The Portal, I for one Voted 4 to ensure it didn't get Blammed. ;-P
Haw! I figured if he wanted a blam, I'd vote accordingly. xD Yeah, it's decent, and since it's all (mostly, anyway) footage from existing submissions anyway, I voted 0. Thanks for robbin me of my blam point, bro. ;)
At 1/13/16 01:39 AM, GDHexhammer wrote: [nevermind, on second thought i think this is fine]
I'm debating on whether to remove it as a slideshow or not. He's holding a camera up to his monitor! Poor quality and too many sighs, grunts, and body sounds. xP I suppose the odds are for blam, tho, so.... yeah. ,':\
someone else got nuked it seems. it's a start.
At 1/13/16 06:45 PM, jonthomson wrote: someone else got nuked it seems. it's a start.
Enagames1 and Enagames. :3
This was blammed and now re-uploaded with a different title. Was originally
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668919and now
Absolutely the same crappy flash.
Flappy bird clone :
Unpublished Submission
Are Maplestory assets copyright free ?
I've seen a couple of this sprite animations using them :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
At 1/14/16 02:12 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are Maplestory assets copyright free ?
Sprite assets can be used in videos, just not in games. :)
At 1/14/16 03:21 AM, Exedor wrote: Sprite assets can be used in videos, just not in games. :)
Got it, thanks.
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
What the fu... hell is this? It's some kind of speed draw/speed gameplay video. I'm not entirely sure I understand why he uploaded this but I assume he uploaded some Audio that got deleted because it was made with pre-composed loops/whatever. So he decided to add that deleted Audio to this piece of fecal release.
Authors comments:
Song by: DJD1 removed by newgrounds moderation team
Unpublished Submission
Enjoy! You wont but I can't help being polite.
FFS! I've only looked at 2 submissions since I woke up and this is already my 2nd post. Just wow! This day is going to give me a headache, I can feel it already. Okay so this one is a picture of a Monkey in the middle of a white screen.
Unpublished Submission
3 submissions, 3 posts. I'm going to have to be careful here in case I meet my 4 post limit. The way things are going so far my 4th post could be huge. What can I say about this one. It's spinning Russian?? text.
Well there you have it post #4. It was bound to happen.
Good old
http://jakejuegos.newgrounds.com/
I guess I'll have to wait an hour now.
Forgot the link in the last post.
At 1/14/16 06:14 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Well there you have it post #4. It was bound to happen.
Good old http://jakejuegos.newgrounds.com/
I guess I'll have to wait an hour now.
DING! Times up! Gone.
Forgot the link in the last post.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668981Blammed, actually. Now, I could remove the other 2 you mentioned, but if I remove them, any chance of blam points goes to the pooper. I've been waiting just a bit longer lately to see if things pass or get blammed. If I think it'll pass, I usually remove it, but sometimes things surprise me by getting blammed. If it's almost certain blam, that's why things sometimes last a bit longer, as I'm hoping for a blam point, and that is the point of the Under Judgement process. Technically, if something's not stolen or malicious, we should wait til it passes to remove it. If it gets blammed, then there's no need to moderate, and we get precious Blam points. The problem is if the purple list is past the end and anything that passes is less easy to locate afterwards.
Flappy Bird clones:
Unpublished Submission
No animation; just a gameplay recording:
Unpublished Submission
Shovelware:
Unpublished Submission
Literally the only difference between these 2 games is that there's a bear riding a hornet in one of them.
That's it.
At 1/15/16 09:35 PM, Nimhster2 wrote: Flappy Bird clones:
And here's another one :
Unpublished Submission
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
Game template :
Proof :
https://www.scirra.com/store/royalty-free-game-templates/fly-zap-engine-1582
Stolen games:
Unpublished Submission
Unpublished Submission
Originals (by Juonny K) :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
