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'I do not own this animation'
. Enough said.
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At 11/28/15 09:23 PM, Bryan wrote:At 11/28/15 07:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: for the love of god, looking at the UJ list, of the most recent 55 submissions I've voted zero on 24 of them, that's how bad the portal is nowI feel the same way. Most of the submissions I've seen on the portal recently I've given 0s because they were honestly pure crap and I've only gotten like 20 blams in the past week. Not that stats really matter, but it's indicative of how the quality standards for Newgrounds have changed.
Don't really like being negative but I am actually glad to see that I am by far not the only one seeing it like that. There have been some great submissions (like the 20th anniversary of Newgrounds one) but the amount of trash-tier stuff is just absolutely staggering lately. There are highs and lows in the average quality but this time frame right now takes the rotten cake, unfortunately. I share @gamejunkie 's viewpoint that we will get through it by doing what we do best - vote fair and report and take stuff out that breaks the rules.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Another coloring book game.
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
The cake is a liar!
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The cake is a liar!
At 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704
At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617
You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 11/29/15 10:48 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.
First one I forgot, second one is because it's not in English
The cake is a liar!
At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote:At 11/29/15 10:48 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:First one I forgotAt 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.
Well, it doesn't look like it breaks any rules, so I don't know why you reported it here.
second one is because it's not in English
Just because a submission is not in English doesn't mean that it breaks any rules. It's perfectly fine.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
First one I forgot, second one is because it's not in English
So?
Nine new submissions since I last posted and we've got a trailer, a speedpaint, a shovelware dressup game and a "clicker" "game", for christ's sake
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They are at it again.
At 11/29/15 01:47 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666752
They are at it again.
Taken care of.
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This is advertising for a roofing company.
At 11/29/15 05:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666758
This is advertising for a roofing company.
New grounds and new roofs, I don't see the issue here .... just kidding it's gone now.
At 11/29/15 04:28 AM, Asandir wrote: Don't really like being negative but I am just absolutely staggering lately. There are highs and lows in the average rotten cake I share @gamejunkie by doing what we do best - that breaks the rules.
On a positive note, we can hope/vote for blam points. :3
At 11/29/15 06:37 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Another coloring book game.
shovelware, template, cookiecutter, and modremoved. I colored it out of existence. :3
At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote: second one is because it's not in English
English is preferred, but not a rule. After all, no one watches Swedish Erotica and says, "...if only I could understand what they're saying!!" You just figure it out anyway. :) ... :S ...um... @gamejunkie made me say that. >_>
At 11/29/15 06:03 PM, Asandir wrote:At 11/29/15 05:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666758New grounds and new roofs, I don't see the issue here .... just kidding it's gone now.
This is advertising for a roofing company.
And, forwarded for account deletion, too! Hail, yeeyah.
Insert roof pun/joke here.
They will no longer be allowed under our ROOF.
They'll no longer be doing business in this town!
That commercial was not to their AD-vantage!
That's enough. -Don't want to bring the house down!
At 11/29/15 04:28 AM, Asandir wrote:At 11/28/15 09:23 PM, Bryan wrote:At 11/28/15 07:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: stuff about blams and NG UJ section quality
I was starting to think maybe I was being too picky on what stuff to give a pass. Now seems like I'm going on the right track and I'm slowly shaking the "n00bness" out of me. And that being said ...
This one doesn't work for me, gets stuck on loading screen (firefox):
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shovelware :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
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Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/30/15 10:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666764
Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.
You should try to find the site, so this abomination can be removed. It would be very appreciated.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 11/30/15 10:43 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 11/30/15 10:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666764You should try to find the site, so this abomination can be removed. It would be very appreciated.
Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.
Found some related videos but I'm not sure if that would be enough.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 11/30/15 11:56 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 11/30/15 10:43 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:Found some related videos but I'm not sure if that would be enough.At 11/30/15 10:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666764You should try to find the site, so this abomination can be removed. It would be very appreciated.
Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.
If you can find the same video that should be enough to prove it's stolen. The author acts like it's his and has one other submission with the same kind of animation style, so maybe it is his? Look at the other submission he has and see if you can find that one on another site.
Even if the submission is his, I have a feeling it will be blammed, so v0te appr0priately if you haven't already. But if it's not blammed and you can't find any proof that it might be stolen, it'll stay, sadly.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 11/30/15 06:59 PM, Bryan wrote: This is clearly stolen. Everyone has seen whale-will-follow-your-mouse-pointer
Fished out.
Daily Double
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There's a couple of other Escape games under judgement too.
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Game footage
Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2015:
Wow. It's December already. 2015 is just about over. It's been a strange year for a lot of us, and all I can do is hope that 2016 is better. IRL I've been in flux with my clients and my workflow, removing any notion of stability and long-term income. I am grateful that I still have a few short-term gigs in the pipeline; they should hold me up long enough to find another long-term gig. But, that's my problem...
As for here, I would like to recognize some of our esteemed members who work tirelessly to keep the portal clean : GameJunkie, DefTonesFan665, Asandir, Exedor and Jolly. You are all great examples of what the Barracks stands for, and I salute you all for your work, dedication and integrity.
*SALUTES*
Keep up the good work. You do us all proud!
As for all who read this: I wish you all a very happy, healthy and peaceful holiday season. Enjoy your Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus or whatever you hold dear to your hearts; now is the time to mend those fences with your family and call up old friends. It's not what you get under the tree - it's who's around it with you that really matters. Take it from me...the older you get, the easier it is to lose touch. So, don't be like this old coder - go out there and really enjoy life!
(Okay, enough sentimentality for now. We now resume the EGB roster, already in progress:)
Milestones::
Exedor - 19K blams
GameJunkie - 76K total B/P
Jolly - 60K total B/P
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 130,280 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 120,643 | 0,621 | 20.70 | B | -024.36 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 76,087 | 0,507 | 16.90 | C | +006.07 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 39 | A
05) 60,143 | 0,521 | 17.37 | C | +028.01 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 4 | D
06) 56,923 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 56,746 | 0,330 | 11.00 | C | +015.79 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 25 | B
08) 52,653 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 38,574 | 0,322 | 10.73 | C | +003.87 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 7 | C
10) 36,652 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 31,585 | 0,027 | 00.90 | D | +050.00 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 25,181 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
13) 22,816 | 0,160 | 05.33 | C | -036.00 | Decky Lt. General | 4 | D
14) 21,987 | 0,381 | 12.70 | C | -006.16 | DefTonesFan665 Lt. General | 26 | B
15) 16,360 | 0,019 | 00.63 | D | -005.00 | BrokenDeck Major | 0 | F
16) 14,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
17) 10,413 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Archonic Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 10,064 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
19) 7,715 | 0,008 | 00.27 | D | -063.64 | ZJ Master Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,653 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,544 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +200.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 6,201 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 5,154 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | -050.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
26) 4,823 | 0,012 | 00.40 | D | +000.00 | EDM364 Corporal | 1 | D
27) 3,939 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
28) 2,716 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ForNoReason Private | 0 | F
Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 621 (21.30% of total)
Jolly - 521 (17.87% of total)
GameJunkie - 507 (17.39% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 381 (13.07% of total)
Exedor - 330 (11.32% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 80.93% of B/P points (2,360 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
DefTonesFan665 (24) * 2 Years *
GameJunkie (21)
Jolly (3)
byteslinger (3)
Total gain for month: 2,916 (15 Active Members)
That's 97.20 per day, or 6.48 per day per active member.
Job well done - please drop off your leave requests for the holidays at my office. Mere formality - you are all approved for whatever you need!
*Salutes*
As you were....
At 12/1/15 10:18 AM, byteslinger wrote:
As for here, I would like to recognize some of our esteemed members who work tirelessly to keep the portal clean : GameJunkie, DefTonesFan665, Asandir, Exedor and Jolly. You are all great examples of what the Barracks stands for, and I salute you all for your work, dedication and integrity.
Thank you, commander, but you really need to stop spelling my username wrong...
*Salutes*
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/1/15 02:33 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
Thank you, commander, but you really need to stop spelling my username wrong...
*Salutes*
My apologies. It's not intentional - when I code, I tend to use CamelCase - make the first letter of a word uppercase for readability.
( For example, var iPrimaryErrorCount = (int) 0; )
It's almost automatic at this point in my coding life. When I type your user name, my mind sees Def ,tones,Fan and 665 as 4 separate words, which is then typed as DefTonesFan665 out of habit.
I will make every effort not to mistype it in the future. Sorry about the aggravation.
*Salutes*
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what the hell is this
At 12/3/15 07:25 AM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666895
what the hell is this
YouTube material. I was just about to report this, but you were just a few seconds faster than me, haha.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/3/15 07:26 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 12/3/15 07:25 AM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666895YouTube material. I was just about to report this, but you were just a few seconds faster than me, haha.
what the hell is this
Not really ..... sharp to upload this here.
At 12/3/15 07:34 AM, Asandir wrote:
Not really ..... sharp to upload this here.
You almost had me there for a second.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
