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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-21 00:39:58



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-21 01:02:38


At 5/21/15 12:39 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Not a flash animation.

Live action stuff is allowed, I believe.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-21 03:20:08



Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-21 03:48:29


At 5/21/15 03:20 AM, LexaHergon wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658043

'Escape from Denial'

Haha.

Fitting.

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Useless spam.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-23 00:42:24


I'm just getting a white screen with this one. Judging by the name and a comment that someone left in the review section, it's also stolen from here:

http://www.mcleodgaming.com/viewflash.php?id=6&type=game

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-24 12:12:36


We have yet another account impersonating Dorkly and uploading their animations. I think it's safe to assume that this one is stolen as usual


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-24 23:50:12


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658176

There is no animation in here whatsoever, this is youtube material.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-25 06:39:51



"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-26 09:18:45


useless shovelware

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-26 22:37:17


Crappy Flappy Bird rip-off


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-27 15:49:52


At 5/27/15 03:33 PM, Piggler wrote: Shitty speed paint.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658313

Those aren't against the rules

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-27 19:46:52


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-27 21:46:14


Stolen from nico nico douga.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-27 22:28:01


At 5/27/15 09:46 PM, budgiesmuggler wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487086
Stolen from nico nico douga.

Proof?


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-27 22:45:58 (edited 2015-05-27 22:56:17)


At 5/27/15 10:28 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 5/27/15 09:46 PM, budgiesmuggler wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487086
Stolen from nico nico douga.
Proof?

It's part of a 4 part series, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYklrgySAd0 , ( it's the (2/4) part )

Why wouldn't they upload / mention the rest of the parts?

Sorry if I can't help any further.

Edit - I actually found the real artist, verynezumi, on danbooru, https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/362570

Actual nico video - http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm5353992

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 03:01:13



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 03:45:13


Quarkster reporting for duty sir! I've always dreamed of working in The Portal for years now (been on Newgrounds for a few years) and I decided on enlisting, sir! My specialties are serving drinks and making witty jokes, sir!

Here's one, sir! "A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran."
And another one! "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."
And a last one! "My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."

Glad to be of service, sir!


"Roses are red, My name is Dave

This poem makes no sense, Microwave."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 06:27:10


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 13:20:44



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 13:31:07


At 5/28/15 03:45 AM, Quarkster wrote: Quarkster reporting for duty sir! I've always dreamed of working in The Portal for years now (been on Newgrounds for a few years) and I decided on enlisting, sir!

Hello, Quarkster. I'm EGSC byteslinger, recruitment officer and acting commander of the Elite Guard Barracks (while EGSC EagleRock is away on some top-secret business). I can appreciate your desire to join, but part of the requirements is that you are at least a Private, with 2,500+BP, and have a good history of reviews and forum posts behind you. All this means is that you're welcome to post information about stolen or rule-breaking flashes, or joining in on relevant conversations and posts, and when you reach Private, you can request admission; if you qualify, you'll be added to the roster.

A few years ago, I would have referred you to the Newgrounds Police Department (NGPD), as they served as a training ground for all users under Private rank. Many of our current members started in the NGPD. However, they are no longer in operation (budget cuts and some allegations about the misuse of midgets during sprint break), so we'll let you hang out here if you behave and follow the rules.

:My specialties are serving drinks and making witty jokes, sir!

Oh, boy....here it comes....

Here's one, sir! "A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran."

*gack*

And another one! "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."

I thought you were going to say "because 7 8 9!"

And a last one! "My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."

Which is similar to my favorite: "Years ago, I had the body of a dancer...then the Feds came and made me give it back'


Glad to be of service, sir!

Stick to mixing drinks, and you'll be just fine!


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 15:18:45


At 5/28/15 06:27 AM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/658365
Using Mario sprites

It's ok in animations, but not in fan-made games. That's the thing they complain about. So, animations yes, games no. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-28 20:47:44


At 5/28/15 01:31 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 5/28/15 03:45 AM, Quarkster wrote: Quarkster reporting for duty sir! I've always dreamed of working in The Portal for years now (been on Newgrounds for a few years) and I decided on enlisting, sir!
Hello, Quarkster. I'm EGSC byteslinger, recruitment officer and acting commander of the Elite Guard Barracks (while EGSC EagleRock is away on some top-secret business). I can appreciate your desire to join, but part of the requirements is that you are at least a Private, with 2,500+BP, and have a good history of reviews and forum posts behind you. All this means is that you're welcome to post information about stolen or rule-breaking flashes, or joining in on relevant conversations and posts, and when you reach Private, you can request admission; if you qualify, you'll be added to the roster.

Thank you for the reply, sir! I have done some research (wikia lol) and found out that "Private" is Level 9...still a long way to go for me but I won't give up, sir! It also says in my research that I have to become a "Stat Whore"? Well, anyways, can't wait to officially serve EGCS, sir! And if it is okay with you sir, may I ask for tips for gaining BP's? Thank you ,sir!

No witty jokes for now xD


"Roses are red, My name is Dave

This poem makes no sense, Microwave."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-29 04:19:47


Hello EGB Sirs, I found another 2 shovelware games from this account :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-29 14:01:56


I'd say this is more YouTube material than NG material.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-29 16:32:19


This is a beta that consists of one room. Not actually a game.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-29 21:07:31


Adult game with real pics.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-30 00:36:51



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-05-30 07:15:07


At 5/29/15 04:19 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Hello EGB Sirs, I found another 2 shovelware games from this account :

and they keep coming

anyone who proudly boasts of making nearly 800 escape games should have their account deleted