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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-10 06:31:09


game4joy


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-10 23:22:18


Flappy Bird clone


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-11 01:14:12


game4joy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-11 11:01:49


At 7/11/14 10:16 AM, SCTE3 wrote: wolfandrabbit has been added to the list.

Sweet. Thanks Champ.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-11 20:48:12


Sir, this is a civilian report Sir !

Reviews in this game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/637118
Claim that it's trying to scam users with money and personal data.

This concludes my report Sir!


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-12 11:46:02


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 00:15:43


REAL porn at 500 points, just like it said.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 01:12:04


At 7/13/14 12:15 AM, Exedor wrote: REAL porn at 500 points, just like it said.

It's also one of those "Add this game to your site" games. Can we get that off soon, mods?

It's about time you came back and did some work in here, Ex.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 01:47:53


At 7/13/14 01:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Can we get that off soon, mods?

xD HAW!! Pun intended?


It's about time you came back and did some work in here, Ex.

Yup. Sry. Bn bzy. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 01:59:59


At 7/13/14 01:47 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/13/14 01:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Can we get that off soon, mods?
xD HAW!! Pun intended?

You were right. You are a dork.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 02:09:26


...but you're an ok dork.

This one's not really a game. It's an ad for his CD and website. Several places bring up popups and redirects you to another site.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 03:37:06


At 7/13/14 12:15 AM, Exedor wrote: REAL porn at 500 points, just like it said.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642517

Gone now. Those were some really big.... hitboxes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 12:40:50


At 7/13/14 01:59 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 7/13/14 01:47 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/13/14 01:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Can we get that off soon, mods?
xD HAW!! Pun intended?
You were right. You are a dork.

I thought that was a prerequisite for joining this merry band of misfits! (dork, geek, gamer ...the list goes on)


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-13 15:29:59



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 00:14:35


At 7/13/14 12:40 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/13/14 01:59 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: You were right. You are a dork.
I thought that was a prerequisite for joining this merry band of misfits! (dork, geek, gamer ...the list goes on)

My Mythril Helm has a Dork Defense +22 modifier, so I'm good. B)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 00:20:55


At 7/13/14 04:59 PM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
WHAT?! No... NO! C'mon... no... That was pure retro gaming history right there! No! I usually hate the adult submissions too, but I rated 5 on that one... That was a quality adult submission. I even made an arrow to the knee joke. If the author removes the [add this to your site] option, will you guys let it go?

dammit... no... lmao now. sheize...

The submissions broke several rules:

1. Often, games that have the "add this to your site" link on them are games that were not made by the person submitting them. They usually are downloaded from somewhere else and the author is trying to pass it off as his own work. This means that he's a thief and/or a liar.

2. The 'porn bonus' for 500 points included real porn, which is not allowed. Anime drawn porn? Yes. Real people slappin the aw yeah? No.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 03:55:40


Zoe123456


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 06:07:35


enjoydressup

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 06:08:35


enjoydressup

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 14:47:18


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 18:35:26


Uses Super Mario sprites, sound effects, and music.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 20:14:46


At 7/14/14 06:55 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/14/14 06:35 PM, bcdefg123 wrote: Uses Super Mario sprites, sound effects, and music.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642636
Leaving it for now, game doesn't work, giving people a chance to blam it.

Really? Worked for me back then, works for me now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-14 22:04:31


At 7/14/14 09:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/14/14 08:14 PM, bcdefg123 wrote: Really? Worked for me back then, works for me now.
Odd, I tried to advance past the main menu screen by pushing buttons and trying go forward a frame, did not do anything.

The space bar worked for me... but yeah, "Press any key to start" is a brazen lie :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 01:13:37



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 02:09:45


At 7/15/14 12:10 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote: Ohhhhh... My apologies. I completely missed the meaning behind your earlier comment about real porn. Well, I'm lurking here to learn.

Controversial topic question: It sounds like the decision to ban entries for #2 falls under the same logic behind the Supreme Court Ruling about lolis, the artistic depiction of children in sexually suggestive poses or situations. "If its real, ban hammer. If not, meh..." (extreme paraphrasing, I know...) Am I right, or close?

Pretty much. Though, even drawn loli stuff can still get removed here. But drawn stuff seems to be approved, while real stuff isn't. While it's in part to keep the theme and spirit of the site, it's also getting into regulated matters. Real porn has certain restrictions and regulations that we don't have in place here on Newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 03:31:26


Zoe123456


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 05:05:16


Zoe123456


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 09:15:55


enjoydressup

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 10:28:48


Another POO game. Oops, I mean Pou game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 19:09:23


This game strikes again.

The author thought it was unpublished because of the name, so he changed it. I think he needs another reminder why this game was really removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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