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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 21:35:42


fzzw shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-15 22:11:41


This game is available for distribution at the website linked to in the game, and the game description and author comments are not encouraging of a submission by the original creator.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-16 05:38:10


I know assuming is bad but I'm assuming this is Stolen since gamesrishti have their own account.

New account, first submission.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-16 05:42:01


bianji

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-16 06:46:14


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-16 07:26:49


At 7/16/14 06:46 AM, gamejunkie wrote: SandraKim
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642735

Ha! Seek and Destroy is the title of that one... as you wish ^^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-17 05:49:30


SandraKim


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-17 20:49:51


All I get is a black screen for this game.

He submitted it again and it works here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-18 03:25:41



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-18 06:21:27


game4joy


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-18 08:54:04


Rated E. The author states 'Warning!! This Is Adult Games!!'. Plus it's categorized as a movie. Might not be action either. Misrepresentation across the board.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-18 10:34:31


. I could not find flag button and so I wanted to share this link with you. I think this should be adult rated.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-19 05:02:47


i know this is a thread for blaming stuff but this game has some comments saying it shouldn't be on the front page. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642860 easy whistle points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-19 07:52:01


At 7/19/14 03:45 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
At 7/18/14 10:34 AM, Varjokani wrote: . I could not find flag button and so I wanted to share this link with you. I think this should be adult rated.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50718
Holy hell! That submission is 12 years old! AND it got daily second! HAHAHA!
Where is the tears of laughter emoticon?

Also, AfricanStud:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642899

Yea.. How long it is since flagging system went broken anyways? I would love to have it fixed, because I often find myself finding something to flag. ^^'


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-19 20:30:38


At 7/19/14 08:58 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/19/14 05:02 AM, elitegamer11 wrote: i know this is a thread for blaming stuff but this game has some comments saying it shouldn't be on the front page. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642860 easy whistle points!
Woah, hold on there kiddo. That's not what these guys do. You can't come in here saying "easy whistle points" and expecting us to mass vote on reviews.

These guys are the judgement on flashes, and flashes only. Copyrighted, rule-breaking, malware infested flashes. These guys report and have these flashes removed, they do NOT, under any circumstances, mass vote on reviews or even report them here so other users can report them.

That way of working died a long long time ago kiddo.

Give'm hell, Lizz! Thanks for clearing that up!

So glad you dropped by - how are things on your side of the pond? Time sure flies - our little boy has grown up to be such a nice, young man! Not much going on here - all the old regulars are mostly ghosts, told within hushed tones of tales from ages past. Our beloved founder has been AWOL for years, with only Coop and Rohan checking in occasionally to make sure we don't burn the place down. I miss the good times we had with the likes of PorkChop, Krev, Michelinman, Sheiz, Cobra... and of course, you.

But I guess you all grew up and got real lives, and for that, I am glad - don't end up like this old lady lurking on message boards, riding shotgun over a handful of good users who really do make a difference here at the Portal. Being a geek is fine - if you're wired that way. But if you're not, for God's sake, go out and enjoy REAL LIFE!

Hope all is well with you, your girl and your mum - give my best to them all - and don't do anything I wouldn't do. oh...wait...that's a damn short list. Better change that to "don't do anything that you don't want to see on the front page of the paper"

Cheers!
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-20 06:30:07



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 03:02:28



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 05:03:13


I think it's to be reported here, seems to use new features like auto print. Handy task manager stopped everything in a blink.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 06:15:03


At 7/21/14 05:50 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
At 7/21/14 05:22 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642985
This kills the PC. No joke.
Somebody ban that asshole. And tell us if that guys submission does anything else besides hijack your computer.

Thanks for the heads-up, Phenom9. i should heeded your warning.

Now I have Goatse.cs medal in my recent game medals list. 5 points...

What does it do exactly? I'm glad I checked here before I checked all the Under Judgment stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 07:37:51


At 7/21/14 06:38 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
At 7/21/14 06:15 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 7/21/14 05:50 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote:
At 7/21/14 05:22 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642985
This kills the PC. No joke.
Somebody ban that asshole. And tell us if that guys submission does anything else besides hijack your computer.

Thanks for the heads-up, Phenom9. i should heeded your warning.

Now I have Goatse.cs medal in my recent game medals list. 5 points...
What does it do exactly? I'm glad I checked here before I checked all the Under Judgment stuff.
As far as I know, it screams, it opens a new tab, tries to print something and cancelling the printing restarts the whole process. It also gives you really awful fucking medals. Somebody please tell me I don't have to worry about a virus and that medals can be deleted...

Ah, those are just the best submissions ever, aren't they? That one opened up a new tab, huh? I've never had one of those malicious submissions. I've had a couple of the classic gay porn and unclosable printer prompt submissions, though.

You can message PsychoGoldfish about the medals. He should be able to remove them. Or maybe they'll get removed when the submission itself gets removed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 07:52:52


At 7/21/14 06:38 AM, HandsomeTyler wrote: As far as I know, it screams, it opens a new tab, tries to print something and cancelling the printing restarts the whole process. It also gives you really awful fucking medals. Somebody please tell me I don't have to worry about a virus and that medals can be deleted...

You actually got the medals. That's quite the achievement right there.
It didn't even opened a new tab for me. All I could see was the loading screen screeching at me and trying to print something.

I wonder what would come out if I let it print...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 08:41:36


Well, that was the longest hiatus that I have ever taken from Newgrounds. I'm back now though and ready to go to The Portal and get some saves and blams. Not bothered to read back through what I missed as it's quite a few pages, did I miss anything good?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 09:24:55


At 7/21/14 07:52 AM, Pkmn2 wrote:
I wonder what would come out if I let it print...

Most likely some hardcore porn. Also, if you do let it print it fucks up your printer.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-21 16:25:35


At 7/21/14 08:41 AM, Decky wrote: Well, that was the longest hiatus that I have ever taken from Newgrounds. I'm back now though and ready to go to The Portal and get some saves and blams. Not bothered to read back through what I missed as it's quite a few pages, did I miss anything good?

Yeah, Coop won the dwarf-tossing contest last week, and GameJunkie came in 2nd in the "semi-international asian women mud-wrestling and beer-swilling tournement". He got beat by a Russian woman named "Bob".

Oh, and the Feds raided Asandir's job, looking for connections to an illegal chocolate-smuggling ring.

Other than that, it's been business as usual. Welcome back!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-22 04:12:06


bianji


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-22 04:13:19


bianji


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-22 04:37:01


SandraKim


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-22 04:38:13


SandraKim


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-07-22 05:14:00


At 7/22/14 04:38 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: SandraKim
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643050

All four perished now, thanks for the reports.


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