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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 00:57:25


This spam is easy to handle. I will ask for help from moderators to ban and delete the posts of all spammers here... It shouldn't take too long.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:04:16


At 2/11/06 12:57 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: This spam is easy to handle. I will ask for help from moderators to ban and delete the posts of all spammers here... It shouldn't take too long.

and be sure to tell them t clean up the shit in the NGPD and NG Neo Mafia as well. if anyone needs the spammers IP's, ask.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:04:50


At 2/11/06 12:57 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: This spam is easy to handle. I will ask for help from moderators to ban and delete the posts of all spammers here... It shouldn't take too long.

I already emailed Evark about it but good thinking man

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:12:53


At 2/11/06 01:04 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I already emailed Evark about it but good thinking man

now try getting ahold of Avie, Evening Shift or _luis_, since they're the ones online right now. hopefully when i get back, the spam better be gone!


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:16:00


and if you're wondering who Alto is, thats my real first name, DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, good night and GOOD LUCK!


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:16:13


At 2/11/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Secondly, time for the Day's End Report!
142 points! Ah, about time I got a nice haul! Hopefully the top 300 list will be updated tomorrow, and I'm eager to see if I'm fastest again.

Not a bad haul. I only hit about 102 myself, as I was busy doing civilian work. However, at least I met my quota.

This past week felt kind of crappy to me, but hey, I still got over 100 every day, so I'm happy. Also, only a few more days until my next rank up... ^_^
Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

I can't say the same. One day I got as low as 60! However, my average is still over 100 a day, so it's all good.

At 2/11/06 12:06 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Day's end report:
B/P: 76

That's a pretty good B/P rate, Corporal, especially since you usually only get about 10 a day. Keep it up!

At 2/11/06 12:23 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of the day report
flagged reviews 1400

NOT HUMAN.

At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, Major_punk wrote: 85+ b/p points - I can't complain.
3 reviews (yes!) 1 response and 13 posts.

I wouldn't complain...especially since you said you started school

Unrelated:
addictedtong (ranked #99) has stopped!

That's amazing. I thought for sure he'd make it to EGSC in no time.

I've been keeping an eye on many b/per's, I'd consider significant and I noticed he hasnt gained a single b/p point since at least wednesday and hes missed at least 2 deposits. Maybe he was just a program that has now become unplugged.

You never know...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:22:45


At 2/11/06 12:56 AM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, you know what?
If you are an NGPD member, SHUT THE HELL UP. You apparently forgot how to not respond to a spammer? Maybe you'll notice that not ONE Barracks member has addressed these people. There's a reason. Just ignore him and the officers will deal with it.
I hate to get short, but this is aggravating. If you can't handle your own problems in the NGPD HQ, that's one thing. Taking them to the Barracks is another. This includes hot_and_charming. You may be trying to help, but you're just exascerbating the matter. I hope I made myself clear.

Eagle, from my observation, most of the spammers have the same BBS sign compared with -Tim-. I believe that he was pretty mad at the fact that his flash was blammed. I am almost 100% sure that those spammers with the same BBS sign he has are his alts. As a level 11 user, he knew the consequences of spamming, so he used his alts to spam here. Eagle, don't blam on my girlfriend, like you said, she was
just trying to help. In addition, Ghost posted a simlar reminder. Personally, I would not
mind if people here remind our members to stay cool. There is a chance that some members will be pissed off and argue with the spammers, so a reminder could be useful. At least, the issue is solved for now. I hope that it will not bother anyone's good mood since it is Friday night. Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:29:16


At 2/10/06 09:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: I'm glad you are here as the Recruitment Officer, as you are really doing a great job fielding questions from outsiders in the Barracks. We're glad to have you here!

Thank you, sir! I'll continue to do my best! :salute:

Not a bad haul. I only hit about 102 myself, as I was busy doing civilian work. However, at least I met my quota.

Indeed, that's still good. Our "bad" days are other people's "insanely good" days, heheh.

At 2/11/06 12:06 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
Day's end report:
B/P: 76

Good haul, Corporal! :salute:

At 2/11/06 12:23 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
end of the day report
flagged reviews 1400

You're the mad scientist of flagging, ma'am. ^_^

At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, Major_punk wrote:
85+ b/p points - I can't complain.

Very good job, sir.

Portal is still moving! Time to get back and nail some post-midnight points! Good hunting everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:34:51


At 2/11/06 01:22 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 2/11/06 12:56 AM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, you know what?
If you are an NGPD member, SHUT THE HELL UP. You apparently forgot how to not respond to a spammer? Maybe you'll notice that not ONE Barracks member has addressed these people. There's a reason. Just ignore him and the officers will deal with it.
I hate to get short, but this is aggravating. If you can't handle your own problems in the NGPD HQ, that's one thing. Taking them to the Barracks is another. This includes hot_and_charming. You may be trying to help, but you're just exascerbating the matter. I hope I made myself clear.
Eagle, from my observation, most of the spammers have the same BBS sign compared with -Tim-. I believe that he was pretty mad at the fact that his flash was blammed. I am almost 100% sure that those spammers with the same BBS sign he has are his alts. As a level 11 user, he knew the consequences of spamming, so he used his alts to spam here. Eagle, don't blam on my girlfriend, like you said, she was
just trying to help. In addition, Ghost posted a simlar reminder. Personally, I would not
mind if people here remind our members to stay cool. There is a chance that some members will be pissed off and argue with the spammers, so a reminder could be useful. At least, the issue is solved for now. I hope that it will not bother anyone's good mood since it is Friday night. Salutes!

True Dream_of_Duke but I haven't seen it happen as much as it does in the police department (the members losing their tempers) but from what I have seen no one has paid any attention to these spammers or started flamming them. most of the Elite guards have longer fuses them the a lot of other users. remember we have delt with spammers in the past and no one lost their heads in the past from what I saw everyone just ignored them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 01:40:00


At 2/11/06 01:22 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Eagle, don't blam on my girlfriend, like you said, she was just trying to help. In addition, Ghost posted a simlar reminder

Trying to help or not, she still exascerbated the problem.

Personally, I would not mind if people here remind our members to stay cool. There is a chance that some members will be pissed off and argue with the spammers, so a reminder could be useful.

No it wouldn't. What would be helpful is for people to not talk about or talk to the spammers at all. Let me remind you that it was her post that spinned off some of the spamming. Granted, she wasn't the only one, but that doesn't mean that she wasn't part of the problem. In the future, refrain from such posts. If you really need to say something like this, there's the Barracks Forums. Post there instead.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 02:10:56


Ok, Eagle...if you say so, I will remind her to "reply" the spammers. But NGPD members seem to appreciate what she said there. Anyway, Like Slash said, the portal is still on fire despite the time which will probably make you and him smiling. I may be able to boost my weekly average to 45-50 per day because of the current boost. I don't have to go to school tomorrow which will make me a late bird tonight. I am aiming to get at least 70 points to wrap up the day. Oh, I find EGSC nimmer quite talented at writting poems, maybe he can be our poem/song officer as well. At least, I feel motivated from reading his poem/song.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 02:24:09


Good thing I checked my email before I wen tto bed. In the future do not reply to spammers, just email us. If you reply to spammers you are spamming and will be banned too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 03:01:29


At 2/11/06 02:24 AM, JoS wrote: Good thing I checked my email before I wen tto bed. In the future do not reply to spammers, just email us. If you reply to spammers you are spamming and will be banned too.

I tried AIM but it just didn't work... Well thank you any way JoS, you even helped out in the mafia when a couple of people went on arguing... I don't know why my AIM didn't work at all... Oh well, thank you.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 03:22:34


At 2/11/06 02:10 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Ok, Eagle...if you say so, I will remind her to "reply" the spammers.

That sentence confused me, but I assume you got my point. Thanks.

Oh, I find EGSC nimmer quite talented at writting poems, maybe he can be our poem/song officer as well. At least, I feel motivated from reading his poem/song.

Good call, sir. :-)

At 2/11/06 02:24 AM, JoS wrote: Good thing I checked my email before I wen tto bed. In the future do not reply to spammers, just email us. If you reply to spammers you are spamming and will be banned too.

Thanks again, JoS. I try to always emphasize that people shouldn't reply to spammers and hope that people will be all the more non-responsive next time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 03:34:09


At 2/11/06 03:22 AM, EagleRock wrote: Thanks again, JoS. I try to always emphasize that people shouldn't reply to spammers and hope that people will be all the more non-responsive next time.

What an interesting morning this has been to me... Waking up to see this and call the mods and stuff... Well at least it's over now... This is new, an organized attack... Never happened on the mafia... They always got caught and banned before they had the chance.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 05:34:29


At 2/11/06 03:34 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What an interesting morning this has been to me... Waking up to see this and call the mods and stuff... Well at least it's over now... This is new, an organized attack... Never happened on the mafia... They always got caught and banned before they had the chance.

when you blam flash, some people get upset. and some of those upset people don't seem able to cope with it and they start flaming the group they hold responsible for the blamming of their precious flash.

my advice is not only not to respond to spammers but unless asked do not tell people that you voted 0. and when asked make sure to point out that you voted as an individual and tell as polite as possible why you voted 0. treat them with respect.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 05:42:58


At 2/11/06 05:34 AM, nimmer wrote: my advice is not only not to respond to spammers but unless asked do not tell people that you voted 0. and when asked make sure to point out that you voted as an individual and tell as polite as possible why you voted 0. treat them with respect.

I didn't even get the chance to talk to them but if I did I think I would have been better than most of the replies here... I just came across an old thread by Wade and checked up on things and while this may be old news to you general posters, as a C&C guy I had no clue... the whole account deletion with the SS and stuff...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 06:31:46


This guy is not allowed to submit games on behalf of that company. This guy , is. Feel free to whistle this entry. Author of that submission has already been whistled once and this very day the person allowed to post games on behalf of the company already has... So this is obvious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 06:33:21


Sorry, for got to mention the entry you are to whistle. Here it is. Any questions so that I may explain just how that guy is a thief?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 07:06:53


At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, Major_punk wrote: Unrelated:
addictedtong (ranked #99) has stopped!

O RLY? If it's true, then it only means one less person that is a threat to me to EGSC. I was hoping for addictedtong to stop B/P'ing very soon so he wouldn't overtake me. With that #99 B/P, maybe he just wanted to be in the top 100 B/P'ers.

Maybe he was just a program that has now become unplugged.

That might be true. Oh well, he's gotta change his name now. :P

At 2/11/06 02:24 AM, JoS wrote: Good thing I checked my email before I wen tto bed. In the future do not reply to spammers, just email us. If you reply to spammers you are spamming and will be banned too.

Well, thanks for clearing the spam before I was able to see them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 11:16:24


DEFCON Update:

The Portal is showing true signs of strength...I sense a 150+ B/P day for me (or, more accurately, a 200+ day for you-know-who...), so I am raising the DEFCON to DEFCON 3 early.

If the Portal is strong enough, I may even raise to DEFCON 2 simply because the surge will be so out of season and random. Of course, a lot of UJ flash alone isn't enough for DEFCON 2, so this will be an exception because of the circumstances.

Since I am celebrating Valentine's Day today with my fiance, I may not be able to monitor the Portal much today and post the DEFCON Updates. Therefore, for today the DEFCON changes automatically to DEFCON 2 if the number of UJ flash gets up to 25 or more. It automatically drops back down to DEFCON 3 if the Portal drops below 15 UJ flash. Keep alert for any malicious flash or mass-voters on the Portal today, as today might be a breeding-ground for certain groups with malicious intent.

At 2/11/06 07:06 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 2/11/06 02:24 AM, JoS wrote: Good thing I checked my email before I wen tto bed. In the future do not reply to spammers, just email us. If you reply to spammers you are spamming and will be banned too.
Well, thanks for clearing the spam before I was able to see them.

Yeah, all is better now. On a side note, I'd like to thank the Barracks members for how they acted, as noone really instigated the situation. It just proves our maturity here.

Oh, and Lieutenant General, if you don't mind me asking, what is up with your sig?

I'll probably be on the list now or something...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 11:23:16


At 2/11/06 11:16 AM, EagleRock wrote: Oh, and Lieutenant General, if you don't mind me asking, what is up with your sig?

Oh, you know those "Your name in my sig" threads and that? Well, I decided to hop on the bandwagon and made something a little more interesting than just a sig. A nice 50FPS animation of people who want to be on the list.

I'll probably be on the list now or something...

Only if you ask to be put on my sig. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 11:36:07


At 2/11/06 11:23 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Only if you ask to be put on my sig. :P

I'd like to be one of the people that are gonna die. Quite the active portal now… B/P list is out… Damn Eagle, you are so close… I worked my ass off to do this and you are gonna beat me any week now… and don’t get me started on firestorm.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 12:02:20


At 2/11/06 11:23 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Oh, you know those "Your name in my sig" threads and that? Well, I decided to hop on the bandwagon and made something a little more interesting than just a sig. A nice 50FPS animation of people who want to be on the list.

Cute...

I'll probably be on the list now or something...
Only if you ask to be put on my sig. :P

Sure, sir, I'll jump on. :-) Considering we all die anyway, it's not really a big deal.

At 2/11/06 11:36 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/11/06 11:23 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Only if you ask to be put on my sig. :P
I'd like to be one of the people that are gonna die.

Somehow I think the grains of time will take care of that, sir.

Quite the active portal now… B/P list is out… Damn Eagle, you are so close… I worked my ass off to do this and you are gonna beat me any week now… and don’t get me started on firestorm.

Nah, I doubt I'll beat you anytime soon...you have almost as fast of a B/P rate as me...gaining 20 B/P on you a day means I'll take almost two months to pass you...so I'm not really railroading that fast in comparison to you, sir.

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In other news, I'd like to make a comment about yesterday. I would like to reinforce the policy we have here of not responding to spammers, no matter whether you are a Barracks member of an NGPD HQ member. As Dream_of_Duke noted, some Barracks members _did_ mention the spammer, which I find it only fair to address, especially because of what I said yesterday to him and his girlfriend.

I appreciate everyone that tried to help yesterday, but know that mentioning ANYTHING about the spammer in the thread just hurts the situation, even with the absolute best of intent.

If you want to say something about the spammer do the following:

- First, check the Barracks Forums to see if people are conversing about it.
- Post all you want about it in the Barracks Forums, but keep your posts classified.
- You can post here about the spammer if you want, but only say "Members, please check the Barracks Forums" so that members know to check for your posts there.
- If you want to notify a mod, please check the Forums to see if someone has done so already and which mods have been notified.
- You can notify a different mod if you want, but don't send e-mails to mods already notified. I want to respect their inboxes and not flood them with a bunch of e-mails about the same thing.

Okay, that's about all I had to say. I apologize again for being harsh to the NGPD, but I thought I was clear about not responding to spammers no matter what. In the future, please excercise the above. Thanks for your ears!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 13:05:41


At 2/11/06 12:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: Nah, I doubt I'll beat you anytime soon...you have almost as fast of a B/P rate as me...gaining 20 B/P on you a day means I'll take almost two months to pass you...so I'm not really railroading that fast in comparison to you, sir.

Still you are faster than me so it's only a matter of time... my B/P rat is around 600 a week at the most and your is about 800 so eventually you will beat me too... But I won't get worried until you get Captain.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 14:05:18


At 2/11/06 11:23 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
Only if you ask to be put on my sig. :P

memememe!

please

How many people are on your sig anyway?

At 2/11/06 12:02 PM, EagleRock wrote:
In other news, I'd like to make a comment about yesterday. I would like to reinforce the policy we have here of not responding to spammers, no matter whether you are a Barracks member of an NGPD HQ member. As Dream_of_Duke noted, some Barracks members _did_ mention the spammer, which I find it only fair to address, especially because of what I said yesterday to him and his girlfriend.

hot_and_charming was reminding people not to respond to spammers but that account itself was doing it. I'm surprised hot_and_charming's posts weren't deleted.

Reminds me of a highschool fight and you always have that one teacher just blowing her whistle ever 5 seconds.
It doesn't do anything but annoy people and make even more noise.

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Thanks Slash for being quiet, I noticed. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 14:14:37


At 2/11/06 12:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: Sure, sir, I'll jump on. :-) Considering we all die anyway, it's not really a big deal.

Well, it's just a fun sig, so meh. Thanks for joining the sig. You too Phantom.

At 2/11/06 02:05 PM, Major_punk wrote: memememe!

*opens flash for the whateverth time today*

please

Sure, you're on my sig.

How many people are on your sig anyway?

82 now that I've put you on. I'll try and get 100 users on the sig. And if I need to, I'll try and lower the quality of the sig for more users to be put on. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 14:25:38


At 2/11/06 02:14 PM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 2/11/06 02:05 PM, Major_punk wrote: memememe!
Sure, you're on my sig.

Awesome.

How many people are on your sig anyway?
82 now that I've put you on. I'll try and get 100 users on the sig. And if I need to, I'll try and lower the quality of the sig for more users to be put on. :D

Crazy stuff I remember when it was just -Gooch- and like 2 other people.

What's this:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 14:40:06


At 2/11/06 02:25 PM, Major_punk wrote: What's this:

How did you get yours? Lucky screen shot? or did you use something else.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-11 14:41:22


At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, Major_punk wrote: Your like the silent b/per, I constantly forget you didn't just join the Barracks... feels like yesterday. Anyway early congrats on 6.00.

Thank you sir! Yeah, Im definitely speeding up my B/P since joining the Barracks...

That's the worst, when you get a reply but then it's taken away. Ever thought about reviewing submissions that already passed judgement? =)

Oh, I do. But the thing is, people who's flashes pass normally dont need help. So I try and help those on the fine line between good and crap.

At 2/11/06 02:14 PM, Bahamut- wrote: 82 now that I've put you on. I'll try and get 100 users on the sig. And if I need to, I'll try and lower the quality of the sig for more users to be put on. :D

If you can fit me in somewhere, I will be greatly pleased...


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