At 2/10/06 10:08 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Stolen entry right here. a movie submitted so many times that this poor author is being taking advantage of... Annoying thief... Check it out.

Nice, observation, sir! Too bad that I was in class at that time. :P By the way, as someone pointed out already, the portal is quie active. Hopefully, everyone will have a nice b/p day. ;)

At 2/9/06 05:44 PM, Andersson wrote: Lieutenant General Bahamut deposit for me when I am unable to. To be unable to means that you can not be infront of the computer, as when you have divorced parents as I or are going to be on vacation or such.

Indeed I do. I wouldn't just not deposit for you just because someone you know has "more EXP than you". I will deposit for Andersson whenever he needs me to, although I think once I forgot to deposit for him. :S There is a user who I know very well IRL and is a member on NG and he will deposit for me no matter how much more EXP I have than him.

At 2/9/06 10:04 PM, K-Pingu wrote: Say goodbye to PFC K-Pingu, and Hello to the new and improved CORPORAL K-Pingu!

Good work on your promotion, K-Pingu. And you'll only need another 500 B/P, so be happy at the moment. Besides, getting 1000 B/P to the rank wouldn't feel a hell lot when you get there.

At 2/9/06 10:34 PM, Major_punk wrote: Unrelated:
So did anyone receive any of those emails of someone pretending to be Tom Fulp?

No, I didn't receive that fake email.

At 2/10/06 12:04 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Milestones:
Elite Guard Corporal, 700 BBS posts (this one actually)

You should aim for 1000 posts since 800 posts, 900 posts and 700 posts which you just got aren't much of a milestone.

At 2/10/06 10:35 AM, psykolord wrote: I whistled it, and now it's flagged for admin review.
I wouldn't have known it was stolen if I hadn't seen somebody talking about the original "Open the door" animation before.

That movie is so common for the average thief but this guy also glued his name at the end... I saw the flash first a friend’s house... Days later I saw it being submitted so I knew I should whistle it... It's a great flash so of course people caught him. The odd thing is that the author had another submission on the portal...

At 2/10/06 01:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

If you are a wrestling fan, you should join the WWE club which will make three Elite Guards (Eagle, you and me. Actually, four, if you count -Mits-.) have membership with both clubs. ;)

No, sorry, wrestling isn't my cup of tea. Although I hear its better now then when i used to watch WWF/WCW...

At 2/10/06 10:57 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Good work on your promotion, K-Pingu. And you'll only need another 500 B/P, so be happy at the moment. Besides, getting 1000 B/P to the rank wouldn't feel a hell lot when you get there.

Thank you sir! Oh yeah...I don't know why I thought it was 1000...thats more encouraging. Now lets see how long it'll take me...

You should aim for 1000 posts since 800 posts, 900 posts and 700 posts which you just got aren't much of a milestone.

It is for me :P. I know its not worthy of mention in the Wi/Ht Lu!L, but i decided to stick it in. I have full intention of exceeding 1000 posts and then some, don't you worry, sir!

DEFCON Update:

Dubious. Let's keep it at DEFCON 4 for now.

At 2/10/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
111 points. Better than yesterday...but not by much...please, oh please let the portal be more active tomorrow...Friday SHOULD be faster...today was just cruel. It went fast, slow, fast, slow...
Plus a damn brushfire threatened our neighborhood, which distracted me from several points today. :sigh:

Wow, I actually did better than you...I got around 125 B/P yesterday, bringing me within 15 points of skipping a day!

At 2/10/06 01:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

Say goodbye to PFC K-Pingu, and Hello to the new and improved CORPORAL K-Pingu!

Sir, do you watch wrestling as well? What you said here was so similar compared to his promo.

I highly doubt that was his inspiration for saying that, sir. "New and improved" is something slapped way too much around our culture for hiim to have specifically referenced Eddie Guerrero.

At 2/10/06 11:45 AM, K-Pingu wrote:

At 2/10/06 01:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

If you are a wrestling fan, you should join the WWE club which will make three Elite Guards (Eagle, you and me. Actually, four, if you count -Mits-.) have membership with both clubs. ;)

No, sorry, wrestling isn't my cup of tea. Although I hear its better now then when i used to watch WWF/WCW...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHA....

*AHEM*...sorry. I just find it funny that someone might actually think wrestling is better now than it was during the Monday Night War. Fact is, Vince McMahon has not really been listening to the fans and is only serving his own interests, not ours. The shows is deteriorating because of that. It's so bad right now that the main face on Raw, John Cena, gets boos from the audience. They aren't listening to us.

Oh, well, that's enough about wrestling. We can take that back over the the WWE Club.

At 2/10/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
111 points. Better than yesterday...but not by much...please, oh please let the portal be more active tomorrow...Friday SHOULD be faster...today was just cruel. It went fast, slow, fast, slow...
Plus a damn brushfire threatened our neighborhood, which distracted me from several points today. :sigh:
Back to the portal. There are lots of UJ flashes trickling in, so at least that's good. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

I knew that you would complain how "slow" you were despite another 100+ day. :P Yes, it sucks when fire alarm makes noise , especially late in the night. I cann clearly remember that it started to ring at 3.am last Thursday night (Friday moring) and everyone had to do out with sleeping suits. :( Like I said in my previous, the portal is faster than yesterday. So you should be able to get more points today. On a side note, I have seen Captain LittleWashu flagging thousands of abusive reviews. Here I want to remind her to mark each abusive review once and once only. I have heard some mods (probably ramagi.) saying that a user would receive negative whistle points if he or she repeatly mark one abusive review. Meanwhile, I noticed that her whistle is still sivler, which makes me start thinking a person may need a lot better than a single digit points to get the whistle points. I believe that the system works like this: When the first person reaches gold whistle, as long as he keeps on whistle, the standard keeps on going up. Considering the _Joe_ is still an active user who has been here for years, I believe that it may take Captain LittleWashu a few years to get the gold whistle. Hopefully, she will be patient and keep her current pace.

Well I'm glad to announce that despite school, if I stopped B/P right now I'd still probably make both list on tomorrows update. Of course I will be B/Ping for 3-4 hours more. Good luck every one.

At 2/10/06 04:52 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I knew that you would complain how "slow" you were despite another 100+ day. :P Yes, it sucks when fire alarm makes noise , especially late in the night.

Oh, it wasn't just the fire alarm, sir, lol...that'd be a minor annoyance. When I say brushfire, I mean when the entire western sky is blotted out by smoke, and when the sun goes down, the sky glows. We had a brushfire a couple years ago that was so big it forced an entire section of the town to evacuate (including me), and we had to call in fire departments from several nearby towns. I remember seeing the flames even though it was several miles away at the time, and hearing the sound of it...very...disconcerting, lol. Luckily this one was contained quite quickly, although it was still a little too close for comfort. I missed some points because I was keeping an eye on it, sigh...

Also, EagleRock, don't get used to beating my daily gains, sir...it took a blazing forest to slow me down, and that doesn't happen everyday. :evil laugh: :salute:

At 2/10/06 04:57 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well I'm glad to announce that despite school, if I stopped B/P right now I'd still probably make both list on tomorrows update. Of course I will be B/Ping for 3-4 hours more. Good luck every one.

Today's been pretty active so far...I'm currently at 75 and rising...hopefully today will be one of those 125+ days I long for. I'm eager for the update, as well...I know I won't be getting a star this week, but I'm curious to see if I beat Denvish's daily average again. Good luck to you too, sir! :salute:

Back to the portal! Good hunting everyone! :salute:

This weekend I will be able to increase my B/P ratio but I doubt it will be that significiant. I have not recieved any E-mails of someone pretending to impersonate Tom Fulp I can imagine its merely a lure into some virus program of sorts. Congrats K-Pingu, corporal; fits you nicely, looking good and don't worry about the gap; your new voting power will discard that fact and you'll be at sergeant in no-time so good on you and good for you.

*salutes*

ok
*salutes*

i'm continuing a tradition i started at the BC: the BC-songs
today i present to you the first barracks songs.
i 'll prolly do a march in the near future
but i tought a Dylan song is not a bad start, so you can famerialise with my style

here are some songs i made before
allways look on the bright side of blam (original monty python)
i'm a belgian in blam club (original sting)
Hey Joe (guess who's that about) (original hendrickx)
Don't give me no reminder (original don't buy me no beer by rockin' Louie and the mama jammers)

so here's my latest: stuck in the port'l with you (original stuck in the middle, Dylan; interpreted amongst others by "the eagles of death metal"

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.
I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I’m wondering how I’ll get up the stairs.

Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the port’l with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the barracks with you,
and I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Losing control yeah I'm all over the place.

Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the port’l with you.

Well you started off with nothing
and you’re proud that you're a self-made man
yeah
and your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say
Please . . .
Please . . .

Trying to make some sense of it all
but I can see that it makes no sense at all.
Is it cool to go to sleep on a chair?
Even so I don’t think that I can bare.

Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the port’l with you.

Stuck in the port’l
Stuck in the barracks

Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right! (Stuck in the port’l)
Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right! (Stuck in the barracks)
Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right! (uh-uh)
Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the port’l with you

Well you started off with nothing
and you’re proud that your a self-made man.
ah-ah yeah
Now your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say
Please . . .
Please . . .

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.
I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.

Blam’rs to the left of me!
Savers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the port’l with you.
Stuck in the port’l with you (ah-yeah)
Stuck in the port’l with you
Here I am!
Stuck in the barracks with you
With you, with you, with you ....

here are some songs i made before
allways look on the bright side of blam (monty python, allways look on the bright side of life )
i'm a belgian in blam club (sting, englishman in NY)
Hey Joe (guess who's that about) (original hendrickx)
Don't give me no reminder (rockin' Louie and the mama jammers, don't buy me no beer)
no rama no cry (bob marley, no woman no cry interpreted in the white way not the jamaican way)

rest of the songs

a long blamlist (pearl jam, a long december)
when the blams go marching in traditional, when the saints go marching in)
blammee doodle (traditional, yankee doodle)
let's blam together (creedence clearwater revival, let's get together)
la blammaise (traditional, national french hymn, la marseillaise)
no rama no cry 2003 (again no woman no cry)
blam blam blam the crap (traditional, row row row you boat)
intro to bc (you DO know the intro of star trek: these are the voyages of the ss enterprise)

most of these songs are available by simple request.

guys i submitted a horrible flash to the portal lets all mass vote it down for free blam points

At 2/10/06 08:55 PM, -Tim- wrote: guys i submitted a horrible flash to the portal lets all mass vote it down for free blam points

That's not what we do here. We judge stuff fairly. I don't see your flash out there, but if I do, I'll give it the vote it deserves. This isn't a mass voting club.
Also, submitting stuff to the portal just to give away "free blam points" is not a good reason to submit.

At 2/10/06 08:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 2/10/06 08:55 PM, -Tim- wrote: guys i submitted a horrible flash to the portal lets all mass vote it down for free blam points

That's not what we do here. We judge stuff fairly. I don't see your flash out there, but if I do, I'll give it the vote it deserves. This isn't a mass voting club.
Also, submitting stuff to the portal just to give away "free blam points" is not a good reason to submit.

Exactly. Thanks for the heads-up, Praporshchik. I'm glad you are here as the Recruitment Officer, as you are really doing a great job fielding questions from outsiders in the Barracks. We're glad to have you here!

*salutes*

At 2/10/06 08:55 PM, -Tim- wrote: guys i submitted a horrible flash to the portal lets all mass vote it down for free blam points

it'll go down like that shitty poem you submitted weeks ago, what was even worse was i was there to blam it too.

At 2/10/06 09:04 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote:

At 2/10/06 08:55 PM, -Tim- wrote: guys i submitted a horrible flash to the portal lets all mass vote it down for free blam points

it'll go down like that shitty poem you submitted weeks ago, what was even worse was i was there to blam it too.

oh god no oh sweet jesus you blammed it oh man thats horrible

At 2/10/06 09:49 PM, -Tim- wrote:

it'll go down like that shitty poem you submitted weeks ago, what was even worse was i was there to blam it too.

oh god no oh sweet jesus you blammed it oh man thats horrible

and i even enjoyed it, especially licking the blood off my face after i did. besides, if it made it through the portal, i would have called shenanigans.

At 2/10/06 11:31 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: and i even enjoyed it, especially licking the blood off my face after i did. besides, if it made it through the portal, i would have called shenanigans.

you can lick blood. off your face. on the internet. over a flash. you have a carazy imagination

Firstly, let me say this: you wanna spam and flame, do it elsewhere. >:(

Secondly, time for the Day's End Report!
142 points! Ah, about time I got a nice haul! Hopefully the top 300 list will be updated tomorrow, and I'm eager to see if I'm fastest again. This past week felt kind of crappy to me, but hey, I still got over 100 every day, so I'm happy. Also, only a few more days until my next rank up... ^_^
Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Day's end report:
B/P: 76
Reviews: 1
-->with replies: 1
--->That passed judgement: 0
Flagged reviews: 50

Overall a pretty productive day.

Saturday will be slow for me because of work. If i get 10 BP I'll be happy. Joyous if I get 25 BP...

end of the day report

35 B/P
flagged movie none
flagged reviews 1400

Guys, don't even bother to argue with the level 2 user. Apparently, he has planned to spam here. Like Eagle said, ignorance is the best way to deal with people like him. In addition, the mods will deal with him, trust me. :)

eh, what the hell.

Day End's Report
20 B/P
flagged movies: none
Flagged reviews: none

why do i always get the short end of the stick?

At 2/11/06 12:26 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Guys, don't even bother to argue with the level 2 user. Apparently, he has planned to spam here. Like Eagle said, ignorance is the best way to deal with people like him. In addition, the mods will deal with him, trust me. :)

hopefully you won't lose your cool, even though fatass is calling you a man, if you want him to live, ignore him. (this will make a good report for the TSA, hehehe.)

At 2/10/06 12:04 AM, K-Pingu wrote:

Days end report:
BP: 59

Your like the silent b/per, I constantly forget you didn't just join the Barracks... feels like yesterday. Anyway early congrats on 6.00.

At 2/10/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Day's end report:
111 points.

Nope no star for you, this week has been quite slow but I will be very surprised if your not the highest gainer so it's not like you had a bad week.

Plus a damn brushfire threatened our neighborhood, which distracted me from several points today. :sigh:

hah, bush fire. Where I live its -15c with 4 feet of snow... I haven't seen a fire in like 6 months, I hope everything turns out alright.

At 2/10/06 07:57 PM, nimmer wrote:

i'm continuing a tradition i started at the BC: the BC-songs

Interesting...
But when should this be used?

so here's my latest: stuck in the port'l with you (original stuck in the middle, Dylan; interpreted amongst others by "the eagles of death metal"

I listened to that song while reading your song. Much better when together. Sir! XD

At 2/11/06 12:06 AM, K-Pingu wrote:

Day's end report:
Reviews: 1
-->with replies: 1
--->That passed judgement: 0

That's the worst, when you get a reply but then it's taken away. Ever thought about reviewing submissions that already passed judgement? =)

At 2/11/06 12:23 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

end of the day report
flagged reviews 1400

Pff... pathetic. ^_~

End of day report:

85+ b/p points - I can't complain.
3 reviews (yes!) 1 response and 13 posts.

Unrelated:
addictedtong (ranked #99) has stopped!
I've been keeping an eye on many b/per's, I'd consider significant and I noticed he hasnt gained a single b/p point since at least wednesday and hes missed at least 2 deposits. Maybe he was just a program that has now become unplugged.

At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, _Phantom_ wrote: no, more like your ass, you dumb bitch! SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKERS!

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, MARTINEZ! how many fucking times do i have to say.....NO TALKING TO ASSHOLES! you better you don't get banned along with them!

I can smell blood of the spammers. Guys, stay cool and don't argue. The mods are going to take out the trash. ;)

At 2/11/06 12:38 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: I can smell blood of the spammers.

really? *slices off someones arm* oh there we go, shit smells nice.

Guys, stay cool and don't argue.

got nothing to worry about ;)

:The mods are going to take out the trash. ;)

more like trailer trash.

At 2/11/06 12:34 AM, _Phantom_ wrote:

At 2/11/06 12:32 AM, Snaekers wrote:

give a guy a gun, he'll think he's superman. give him two, he'll think he's god, but if you give him three, he'll think he's me.

Where do you stick it, in your vagina?

no, more like your ass, you dumb bitch! SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKERS!

stop you are only going to give the spammers what they want attention just leave him alone he can't argue by himself

Okay, you know what?

If you are an NGPD member, SHUT THE HELL UP. You apparently forgot how to not respond to a spammer? Maybe you'll notice that not ONE Barracks member has addressed these people. There's a reason. Just ignore him and the officers will deal with it.

And to Mutant, you can pull this crap in the NGPD HQ all you want, but your crap won't fly in the Barracks. Respond to one more spammer in the Barracks and you are forbidden from here. Learn to keep your cool and NOT POST when it comes to these people.

I hate to get short, but this is aggravating. If you can't handle your own problems in the NGPD HQ, that's one thing. Taking them to the Barracks is another. This includes hot_and_charming. You may be trying to help, but you're just exascerbating the matter. I hope I made myself clear.