Hmm, I've been dead, just like Cobra last week. Been FUCKING busy, got loads of things to do, fucking hell.

So, I lost yeasterday's Patrick's Day, so, Happy Late St. Patrick's Day!!!

Just passed by to say hello, got nothing better to do , and tomorrow I have Karate Championship, so wish me good luck!! :)

Got to wake up at 5 AM, so, I have to go to sleep before midnight. (AWW.)

*Salutes*

At 3/18/11 11:12 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Stolen alert

Another person is trying to pass choco break as their own work. Get your whistle's ready people.

A little too late for that.

I'll pm Wade and wait to see what he'll do.

At 3/18/11 11:12 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Stolen alert

Another person is trying to pass choco break as their own work. Get your whistle's ready people.

I've passed to Wade via IM, so we shouldn't have to see it around for too much longer.

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Hey look, it's the same guy who uploaded Choco Break as his own work though I don't know what possessed him to upload it again.

At 3/19/11 04:01 PM, Tycrane wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 5227
Hey look, it's the same guy who uploaded Choco Break as his own work though I don't know what possessed him to upload it again.

And yet again the flash passed...

I think I'm gonna' go cry now.

At 3/19/11 04:01 PM, Tycrane wrote: Hey look, it's the same guy who uploaded Choco Break as his own work though I don't know what possessed him to upload it again.

Human stupidity has a way of being a rather remarkable force. Perhaps it passed now but Wade will most likely see to it, and much any overlords worth knowing, once he's thoroughly sick with it, I'm sure he'll find a way for it to be gone.

I confused about these Choco Breaker games I thought too that they may be stolen, but clicking on this link to the website http://www.clickteam.com/website/usa/ .
http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-r esources/game-dev-resources/the-games-fa ctory-2
So maybe they are okay to upload?

The Choc Breker game was submitted before and removed back in december I found the link on goggle. So I'm not sure to Pm Tom Fulp.

Anyway I liked the Saints Patricks day icons.

Hello, everyone.

I did some programming changes to the stat manager program which can help us identify member inactivity. Click here to read my post and comment

I'm sure I'll be getting A LOT of feedback on this one...

That is all.

*Salutes*

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Stolen from Futurama / Fox - it'[s just a poor quality loop from one of the Anthology of Interest episodes, when Bender becomes Human

At 3/19/11 11:05 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I confused about these Choco Breaker games I thought too that they may be stolen, but clicking on this link to the website http://www.clickteam.com/website/usa/ .
http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-r esources/game-dev-resources/the-games-fa ctory-2
So maybe they are okay to upload?

Rule #1 of uploading flashes: Your movie must not be someone else's work.
Yes, these things were each created from following tutorials, but the majority of the work involved in making the chocobreak game was done by Clickteam (in the form of making the tutorial steps to follow). Ergo, although they're not your classic copy-pasted flashes, it's still not OK to upload them.

Also, I was watching Tom's weekly broadcast thingy one time, and he found a chocobreak flash. His literal words were: "Oh look, chocobreak! .....I think we need a quicker 'delete' button".
If that's not proof he doesn't want them here, I don't know what is.

Needed to create a new account for the site, byte, after forgetting everything.

*sigh* Well, I've gone off and died for a day. Sorry for the absences lately. RL has been giving me hell like a nube-tuber on cocaine. Gawd. Well, I fixed my PC for the five millionth time this year; java isn't wanting to work, so voting/posting/anything is a bit of a problem. Hopefully I can fix it soon. I'm tired of all this stop and go shizzle.

Anyway, I hope all are well and enjoyed their Patty's day. I certainly didn't; spent half of it taking a cold shower and the rest sleeping in the tub. I figure I'd better be off though. School is tomorrow and I have to take a test before classes start.

Cheers!
*salutes*

Oh, and also, sorry for the double post, but I figured a wee bit of thanks was due here. So yeah, thanks to Phantom and phantomlass for the well wishing; yes, I am sixteen. I hope everyone is doing, well, if I haven't said already.. None of this crap is showing up right on my screen. Perhaps I'll have to fiddle with it until it does.

*scratches head sheepishly and salutes again*
Catch you later?

At 3/20/11 07:40 PM, Cootie wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 5298
Shows an rat being put inside a woman's vagina.

I actually felt bad for the rat in that flash as that was cruelty to animals big time. Had to blow my whistle to that one. I swear that has to be the most disturbing one I have seen yet.

At 3/20/11 11:31 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 3/20/11 10:20 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I actually felt bad for the rat in that flash as that was cruelty to animals big time. Had to blow my whistle to that one. I swear that has to be the most disturbing one I have seen yet.

What are you talking about? That rat was damn lucky.

Well, maybe a tad in the sense that it was lucky not to be smooshed to death with a brick or some other, but I can't see what good that would do there. Quite the squick, really... and horrific, in the sense of rats being disgusting and having giant teeth and all. I'm going with Washu on this one.

wish I hadn't clicked on that one. Don't think I can un-see it... :L

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Both stolen - the first is Futurama, as we all know. The second is stolen from Classic Arcade Games

here

At 3/20/11 11:31 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 3/20/11 10:20 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
I actually felt bad for the rat in that flash as that was cruelty to animals big time. Had to blow my whistle to that one. I swear that has to be the most disturbing one I have seen yet.

I entered it to flag, (and to watch that thing), but it was already flagged. Lost a whistle point... :(

What are you talking about? That rat was damn lucky.

Oh, of course, we have another perverted mind here in NG. (just kidding dude. ;D )
Hmm, but I'd love to be that rat... lol

SO, did you notice that the Portal is getting even more stolen flashes?? God, there are already 2 stolen from Futurama... Damn, and I still can't reach that Deity... :\

At 3/21/11 11:39 AM, RogerBK wrote:

At 3/20/11 11:31 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 3/20/11 10:20 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
I actually felt bad for the rat in that flash as that was cruelty to animals big time. Had to blow my whistle to that one. I swear that has to be the most disturbing one I have seen yet.

I entered it to flag, (and to watch that thing), but it was already flagged. Lost a whistle point... :(

What are you talking about? That rat was damn lucky.

Oh, of course, we have another perverted mind here in NG. (just kidding dude. ;D )
Hmm, but I'd love to be that rat... lol

SO, did you notice that the Portal is getting even more stolen flashes?? God, there are already 2 stolen from Futurama... Damn, and I still can't reach that Deity... :\

You will get there someday as for myself I may just flag abusive flash if I see it. I havee seen worse shit pass judgement just because of mindless statwhores who would sooner vote blindly to protect something then to do the right thing. Oh well won't stop me from voting correctly and flag what I know is abusive.

At 3/21/11 12:19 PM, LittleWashu wrote: You will get there someday as for myself I may just flag abusive flash if I see it. I havee seen worse shit pass judgement just because of mindless statwhores who would sooner vote blindly to protect something then to do the right thing. Oh well won't stop me from voting correctly and flag what I know is abusive.

Yeah, the problem is not much people with Deity whistles flag stolen flashes nowadays which makes it much more harder for us. They're just afraid of losing their precious whistle in case the flash passes judgement. I think there should be more people who are brave enough to flag stolen flashes and not care about some stupid whistle that is only useful when flagging malicious content.

in my life, I always dreamed of having The Elite Guard Barracks possible to it....

At 3/21/11 01:29 PM, Tycrane wrote:

At 3/21/11 12:19 PM, LittleWashu wrote: You will get there someday as for myself I may just flag abusive flash if I see it. I havee seen worse shit pass judgement just because of mindless statwhores who would sooner vote blindly to protect something then to do the right thing. Oh well won't stop me from voting correctly and flag what I know is abusive.

Yeah, the problem is not much people with Deity whistles flag stolen flashes nowadays which makes it much more harder for us. They're just afraid of losing their precious whistle in case the flash passes judgement. I think there should be more people who are brave enough to flag stolen flashes and not care about some stupid whistle that is only useful when flagging malicious content.

What they fail to know is that the only way you lose whistle points on flagging stolen flash is if it gets marked and the Admins send it back into the portal finding it didn't break any rules. If the flash passes judgement the flags are cleared (without taking away whistle points.) But to be honest I don't think it is even that.

I personally think it is more of losing their easy protect points rather then their whistles. Most of the statwhores out there who have Deity whistles stop flagging abusive reviews because it was only to make thier profiles look good.

I agree with you Washu, that deity whistle sure looks awesome, but, when you have a deity whistle, you have to keep the responsability of having one. You should help the site to keep those idiot stolen and hateful flashes out. The Deity isn't supposed to be just another thing in your User Page. Fucking Hell.

At 3/21/11 01:37 PM, angelA18 wrote: in my life, I always dreamed of having The Elite Guard Barracks possible to it....

Was that just your thought musing through, or are you asking about membership?

If it was the first...well, that was quite random. Did you want us all at once, or one at a time? (hehehe)

If it's the second, you need be at least a rank of Private with a Bronze whistle, and have meaning and helpful posts (not like the 22 one-liners you've started out with).

So, how can we help you?

At 3/21/11 01:29 PM, Tycrane wrote: They're just afraid of losing their precious whistle in case the flash passes judgement. I think there should be more people who are brave enough to flag stolen flashes and not care about some stupid whistle that is only useful when flagging malicious content.

Since when have we lost whistle points when the flash passed judgement? To be completely honest, I didn't know that was the case. I've never lost a whistle level to that, other than the garbage whistle I had in 2006.

Either way, good job with the flags this morning, both flashes are marked for admin review.

The biggest problem with the Portal now is the blind statwhoring. It's common practice among spammers to give a flash a large filesize on purpose and then give it the most generic title they can find. Watching the flash for even a few seconds would undermine this tactic...

At 3/21/11 04:48 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Since when have we lost whistle points when the flash passed judgement? To be completely honest, I didn't know that was the case. I've never lost a whistle level to that, other than the garbage whistle I had in 2006.

Oops, sorry for the mess up. I was afraid to ask since it was a noob question and I didn't want to make a fool out of my self, but now I know that you don't lose any whistle points when a flagged flash passes judgement I won't make the same mistake again. I should read the FAQ again so I don't get muddled up between my sentences.

Anyways, I agree with all your points about the individuals who are just in it for the stats and not stopping garbage flashes coming through the portal. I really hope that there's an even better system to replace the current one in the 'upcoming' redesign.

At 3/21/11 04:37 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 3/21/11 01:37 PM, angelA18 wrote: in my life, I always dreamed of having The Elite Guard Barracks possible to it....

Seriously, I didn't understand what this post meant. lol

and have meaning and helpful posts

Oh, hey Bytes, when I saw the word "posts" I remembered that I'm already coming for ya, will pass your post count soon. hehehe

Please, no jokes about how your B/P rapes my B/P... ^^

Speaking on posts, did you guys noticed my new sig?? It's a pic where Jimmy Page (:3) is holding his pick and a light is coming through his finger, just like it'd happen if Jesus or any of those mighty people played guitar.

PS: I Love Led Zeppelin. (And putting the ":" in the beggining of the sentences) :3

At 3/21/11 11:39 AM, RogerBK wrote: SO, did you notice that the Portal is getting even more stolen flashes?? God, there are already 2 stolen from Futurama... Damn, and I still can't reach that Deity... :\

Yeah, but you'll get a lot of points for your whistle very quickly, when the flagged flash list is purged every so often by Wade. If it's flagged for administrative review, you don't get a whistle point, your flag is only converted once action is taken. You will gain or lose points on that basis.

If you want to improve your whistle level, check out flash and audio for abusive reviews.

Hey Byte, the NG Logs site isn't fully loading after I log my stats. Any idea what's going on?

I really loathe these sometimes unavoidable +1, one-liner posts. >_>

At 3/22/11 01:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey Byte, the NG Logs site isn't fully loading after I log my stats. Any idea what's going on?

I really loathe these sometimes unavoidable +1, one-liner posts. >_>

Hmmm... I just checked this out at 15:09 and it seems to be working okay now. It may have been a little sluggish before if a bunch of people were logging stats at the same time. I also checked the server logs and system monitor - nothing unusual there, either.

If it's still acting up for you, please let me know. I haven't touched that code in a while, so if something isn't loading, it may be a server-related issue. Thanks for the heads up - I'll keep an eye on it!

Stolen flash

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It's just hentai images that have been ripped from elsewhere on the internet and put together lazily in a flash form. Seriously, give me a readme file on flash and a copy of it, so that I can make something more worthwhile than this >:(