At 3/6/11 12:12 PM, BigMike47 wrote: most Newgrounders= 13 yrs old = semi-retarded...... proven fact

Haha, very true.

Anyway, hello all. I'm sure quite a few of you aren't sure as to who I am, but that's fine. I'm an older member from a couple years ago that hasn't been back in who knows how long. Anyway, I'm here to say hi and stuff, and to tell you all that I'm making my (five millionth and a half) return once again. Feel free to comment on how retarded my sig looks since the last revision, or whatever you please. I only bite half of the time. :)

Cheers!

It seems like Ema Jovi (xXshadowXmephilesXx) posted another stolen
movie !

It even says in the describtion that is made by Aerobian-angel!

At 3/6/11 01:00 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

lol, I remember the SAME PERSON trying to steal Toss the Turtle and Miami Shark once. It was just so moronic I couldn't help but laugh.

And oh, how I laughed. XD

*spit take* What?!

How many people are really that stupid? Next thing you know someone will decide to spread the theft to a movie industry.

Now that's what you'd call "Too dumb to live!".

At 3/6/11 01:33 PM, Asandir wrote: It seems like Ema Jovi (xXshadowXmephilesXx) posted another stolen
movie !

It even says in the describtion that is made by Aerobian-angel!

Here's the link to the original flash: http://aerobian-angel.deviantart.com/gal lery/12078643?offset=24#/d2aqzu5

Hopefully this one doesn't pass like the other two she posted.

Hiii, got the roll call message and stopping in

At 3/6/11 02:02 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Hiii, got the roll call message and stopping in

Popping in as well, but I have an urge to add something to my post that means something, but there doesn't seem to be anything significant enough going on to mention all on its own.

At 3/6/11 02:17 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 3/6/11 02:02 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Hiii, got the roll call message and stopping in

Popping in as well, but I have an urge to add something to my post that means something, but there doesn't seem to be anything significant enough going on to mention all on its own.

Hah, I feel the same way... :D

So, it's Sunday, and I went to bed at 4 A.M because of Carnival... Damn, I think I'm still a bit drunk, lol.

Also, got the Rollcall message, and I like to see that in such a little space of time, bytes got 4 replies in less than 1 hour!! :D

I hope this Roll Call deletes just a few members (it'd be awesome if nobody gets excluded, but, there's lots of unactive members...), it's always good to have a lot of people posting here and different opinions about the things we discuss here... :D

It's all well and good to see everyone popping in and claiming they're active - now let's get to work. I have currently 18 (eighteen) members who have responded and said that they would be active - but I only have 8 members voting on Decky's admittance to the Barracks. Please feel free to jump right in (if you haven't done so) and weigh in on this vote. Thank you!

That is all.
*Salutes*

At 3/6/11 03:02 PM, byteslinger wrote: It's all well and good to see everyone popping in and claiming they're active - now let's get to work. I have currently 18 (eighteen) members who have responded and said that they would be active - but I only have 8 members voting on Decky's admittance to the Barracks. Please feel free to jump right in (if you haven't done so) and weigh in on this vote. Thank you!

Done.

Also reporting for roll call. I've been exponentially less active, but not inactive by any means. I'm still here.

Also,

Stolen flash:

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

I'm not sure who the original author is, but it's not Pointer88....

http://dagobah.net/flash/Pirate_full.swf

Say hello to your latest Supreme Commander.

At 3/7/11 12:24 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: Say hello to your latest Supreme Commander.

You may be a Supreme Commander, but you're NOT OUR Supreme Commander. Self-proclaimed level-ups are usually registered in the Level-Up Lounge. Glad you worked hard to get that far. Have a cookie!

Sorry about the double post, but I am happy to announce that Decky has been accepted into the Elite Guard, and is now our newest active member. Please join me in welcoming him to our dysfunctional family - I'm sure he'll fit in just fine. I have already adjusted the roster online and on the forum, so all that's left is for him to get access to the BBS (I told him to contact our illustrious but somewhat invisible Commander EagleRock for an account setup)

Again, welcome aboard! Now, report to the armory to pick up your blam rifle, and be ready for full front-line action at 07:00 tomorrow.

That is all.

*Salutes*

At 3/7/11 09:58 AM, byteslinger wrote: Sorry about the double post, but I am happy to announce that Decky has been accepted into the Elite Guard, and is now our newest active member. Please join me in welcoming him to our dysfunctional family - I'm sure he'll fit in just fine.

Thanks for letting me in :). I'll send Eaglerock the PM introducing myself immediately. Cheers again ladies and gents, I'll try to be the best EGB member I can be.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Welcome Decky again to EGB really glad you are now in, always good to see people signing up here. Congrats BaronVonBadGuy for getting to Supreme Commander quite a few people in EGB have that status wish, I had the patience to sit and get that much b/p. Still I'm close to my next badge. I came across this submission by accidence the author even admits in his comments it not his.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Stolen from here

http://pochi.x.fc2.com/hl_h_simulato r.html

Hah, wow. How do I keep missing all these things? Must be all the school work making me sleep through everything. I've had a problem with that lately. I'm glad to see everyone's fairly good, this time of year. I've had six months of hell, lately. :/

Anyway, I'm here for b/p, and then I'll be off!

At 3/7/11 09:31 AM, byteslinger wrote: You may be a Supreme Commander, but you're NOT OUR Supreme Commander. Self-proclaimed level-ups are usually registered in the Level-Up Lounge. Glad you worked hard to get that far. Have a cookie!

You remind me of myself a long time ago. If I wasn't allergic to human contact, I'd hug you, but you're still more than a couple points away from my rank, so I'll take credit for that gorgeous burn and you can't have it back.

Nothing ever serves me better than coming back to the Portal from dental work. 2 fillings, a booking for the hygienist and another booking for an extraction -.-

Now that I've got some feeling back in my face and the throbbing is detectable, I'm not looking forward to the next go at it in a week.

Well stopping in to say hello and see how everything is going. Also got the roll call message and figured it was long overdue that I come back around and see what's cracking in here. And also just trying to get away from Itunes cause it seems to not like my computer or the other way around who knows and could really care less at this point. But also finally got my computer back so can be around more and not have to type everything out on an Ipod lol.

Welcome to the Barracks, Decky!

At 3/8/11 01:50 PM, Coop wrote: Nothing ever serves me better than coming back to the Portal from dental work. 2 fillings, a booking for the hygienist and another booking for an extraction -.-

Now that I've got some feeling back in my face and the throbbing is detectable, I'm not looking forward to the next go at it in a week.

Yikes. You too? Seems everyone around me's going to an orthodontist or summat like that. Glad to see you're alive after all the hell you've probably been doped up with. (Laughing gas ftw! .. or not, hehe) Wisdom tooth I take it? Or something else? Anyway, I hope you're better soon.

Also, welcome, Decky, if I haven't already said this openly.

So, hello all. Here I am, trying to be as active as I can. Spring break is coming up tomorrow, so I hope I can join you all for a bit and liven the place up over the course of my six page writing assignment on the "excellence of execution," which is my teacher's favorite hot button this year. *facepalm/sigh* I'm going to be booked.

Best of luck to everyone, if I'm not on for a while.

Hi there Andera364 cool to see you on here again. I was playing the new game on the front page called Charlie Sheen - Winning I love the old 16 bit graphics, looks like a old SNES or SEGA game. Really funny and easy to play but lots of fun.

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  Charlie Sheen - Winning

  by poxpower

  Keep Charlie Sheen going on his last bender for as long as possible!

  Game

  922,828 Views

  (Ages 17+)

At 3/11/11 08:45 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hi there Andera364 cool to see you on here again. I was playing the new game on the front page called Charlie Sheen - Winning I love the old 16 bit graphics, looks like a old SNES or SEGA game. Really funny and easy to play but lots of fun.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 4450

I hope it has medals I am off to go check it out, it looks funny.

At 3/10/11 06:15 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 3/8/11 01:50 PM, Coop wrote: Nothing ever serves me better than coming back to the Portal from dental work. 2 fillings, a booking for the hygienist and another booking for an extraction -.-

Now that I've got some feeling back in my face and the throbbing is detectable, I'm not looking forward to the next go at it in a week.

Yikes. You too?

Yep.

Seems everyone around me's going to an orthodontist or summat like that. Glad to see you're alive after all the hell you've probably been doped up with. (Laughing gas ftw! .. or not, hehe)

Novocaine - half the face goes numb, so I looked like I'd had a stroke.

Wisdom tooth I take it? Or something else? Anyway, I hope you're better soon.

Well, the one that's coming out on Tuesday is a wisdom tooth. I'm just crossing my fingers for no more issues after this.

I want to join!

At 3/12/11 04:53 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:

I hope it has medals I am off to go check it out, it looks funny.

It's a matter of time before the medals gets added.

It's fun and funny at the same time.

At 3/12/11 12:12 PM, JoaoGabriel wrote: I want to join!

As Recruitment Officer for the Elite Guard Barracks, I can appreciate your enthusiasm and desire to join our ranks. However, we do have a set of requirements that need to be fulfilled in order to request admittance and ultimately be accepted.

First, we require a whistle level of bronze or better. This shows us that you have some understanding for the need to stop unworthy flashes and reviews. You'll need to polish that up a bit.

Second, we are looking for meaningful activity and general helpfulness in the way of posting. Generally, your posts are mundane, with most of them being one-liners and "+1" entries. While you are working on that whistle, I recommend being a bit more selective as to where you post, and how you respond. If someone has a question or a problem that you can help them with, then be helpful. Stay away from trolling threads, and work on quality, not quantity.

I also recommend reading The Elite Guard FAQ as it will help you understand who we are and who we are looking for in terms of members.

I will keep this request on file, and give you 90 days to brush up that whistle and work on your posts. If you can bring yourself up to par, your request to join will be considered.

Thank you, and good luck!

Oh, Joao is my friend, I told him to try to enter here, but I told him his posts and whistle need to be polished before, otherwise, he won't be able to join us. I'll send him a PM explaining everything. Thanks for the help Bytes! ;)

Bleh.

Nearing 80,000 B/P points with a blam to save ratio of almost 1 to 1, but the fact I've had the same rank since...50,000 B/P points ago is ruining my motivation. Anyone care to meaninglessly throw words of encouragement my way?

Perhaps someone can doodle up a new rank for 80 grand? It would make me feel better, I suppose.

At 3/12/11 02:57 PM, Phantom wrote: Bleh.

Nearing 80,000 B/P points with a blam to save ratio of almost 1 to 1, but the fact I've had the same rank since...50,000 B/P points ago is ruining my motivation. Anyone care to meaninglessly throw words of encouragement my way?

Perhaps someone can doodle up a new rank for 80 grand? It would make me feel better, I suppose.

Yes, I can understand that. When I reach 60,000 B/P last year, it was literally a "double" SC amount. Kind of lackluster. I just hit 70K this week, and again, no new icons. But since you asked, I think that there should be new ranks above Supreme Commander:

Supreme Commander: 30,000 -39,999
Admiral: 40,000 - 54,999
Planetary Admiral: 55,000 -74,999
StarSystem Admiral 75,000 -99,999
Galaxy Admiral: 100,000-150,000

Or something like that. Then we could tweak some of the rank Icons (or make new ones). Based on my little fantasy here, you're a StarSystem Admiral, and your rank icon would look like this:

Anyone else have any ideas?