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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-31 07:55:59


At 1/31/11 01:16 AM, Jolly wrote: And third of all, and this is the major thing, is that Fog (the creators of that game) has an NG account. Why wouldn't it be submitted there?

Mostly because of the ambiguity of the licenses involved. To us some submissions may seem stolen, and they might be stolen, but some authors are just licensed to submit the game elsewhere by their own wish. Also age as written in NG profiles is hardly reliable.

I understand this makes it thrice as hard to really detect the stolen stuff, but right now it's not a problem we can solve.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-31 09:39:38


STOLEN FLASH

I think I've seen this stolen more than any other flash before.

It's the common YOU LOSE game.

Available here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-31 11:18:10


At 1/31/11 09:39 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: STOLEN FLASH
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 0971
I think I've seen this stolen more than any other flash before.

It's the common YOU LOSE game.

Available here.

Some how it managed to pass Cough Not surprised cough. Guess someone need to e-mail wade with this one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 14:19:42


Sergeant RogerBK reportin' in for a better room!

Hah, got Sergeant today guys... I'm so happy. Yay :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 17:36:39


At 2/1/11 04:22 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2011:

Thanks for the roster and another thing, I've been in a very similar situation in my life what with meds and what not, but I couldn't agree more, you have to eat the whole bucket of shit life presents you right up until you stand up and tell life to go fuck itself. It's the best lesson I have to share, and that's growing a pair of balls.

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01) 86,268 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Coop Sup. Commander
02) 78,537 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Phantom Sup. Commander NEW

Hey, that's nic....wait. What?
I don't even..?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 18:14:56


Thanks for the roster Lizz!! I completely forgot about it. lol

I read your story, and I think I've been passing through the same things you passed. I'm feeling just like the whole world hates me and just wanna fuck EVERYTHING I do. At school everyone gets pissed only with 2 words you say; the teachers call my parents to the school just because I asked my friend to do a little favor to me; my parents seem to hate me, everything I do, everything I say turns out in a big trouble... In times like these, I just wanted to say "FUCK OFF" to everybody, the frustration is terrible, I couldn't do anything without thinking "You're a looser, give up Roger!" in the past 6 months...

Hopefully, my life is changing, I'm trying to do things right, to live my life, and do not think on what other people will think of me. I just need to live my life with other eyes...

Anyways, enough of life crap, it seems you forgot my level up... Just kidding, I levelled up while you were doing all that work.

Congratulations to everyone who levelled up and for the top B/Pers. Thanks again for the roster Lizz! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 18:19:09


Thanks for the update, Lizz.

At 2/1/11 04:24 PM, Lizzardis wrote: The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01) 86,268 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Coop Sup. Commander
02) 78,537 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Phantom Sup. Commander NEW

For real? Lizz, is this a clerical error, or is this actually the real deal?

Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 2,159
Jolly - 2,031
Cootie - 1,547
Coop - 1,511
Phantom - 1,511

Damn, tied for 4th. Looks like people have been picking the pace up around me and I've not responded... *edited for your convenience*

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (25)
Coop (24)
Cootie (4)

2 years since I wasn't on the top 5 for a month. That's impressive, or it would be if byteslinger wasn't still ahead of me in that stakes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 18:43:35


At 2/1/11 04:24 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 2,159
Jolly - 2,031
Cootie - 1,547
Coop - 1,511
Ismael92 - 883

I really wanted to be in first on my first official month being on the roster, but I failed. :(
Byte, I have no idea how you've managed to stay in first for as long as you have.

At 2/1/11 06:19 PM, Coop wrote: Thanks for the update, Lizz.

At 2/1/11 04:24 PM, Lizzardis wrote: The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01) 86,268 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Coop Sup. Commander
02) 78,537 | 1,511 | 48.74 | --004.97 | Phantom Sup. Commander NEW
For real? Lizz, is this a clerical error, or is this actually the real deal?

No, it is an error. Phantom's stats are just a copy of yours. (Excluding B/P Points)
On the actual page for the roster, it says N/A for Gain/Avg/Change. Phantom is still in 5th place though. (with a 1,125 gain).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 20:22:15


Nice roster. I'm glad I actually did rank up, but I've been really busy at school lately. I doubt I'll ever be on that top gainers list unless something happens that keeps me home 24/7... I'm happy with my gain anyway.

In other news, I'm looking at 2K blams. I want that out of the way so I can relax. I'm trying to balance the B/P ratio.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 20:27:43


Thanks Lizz... Everything you said is fucking true. Thankfully, everything is coming back to normal with my vacations. I hope to have a great year, since I think next year I'll live in another city, it's time to get closer to my friends and to say good bye to everybody... :)

Also, I liked the error in Coop's and Phantom's stats... Weird but cool thing. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 20:53:27


Hi, Lizz! Good to hear from you again - and thanks so much for the monthly update. Congrats to all who have leveled up and reached so many milestones - it's good to see all of that positive activity.

Now, to respond to Lizz's epiphany: I knew you had it in you all the time. You've been through years of hell and mounds of shit, but you've stayed strong and rose above it. You're not an immature little boy anymore - you really have grown up these past years, and I am very happy - and very proud - about that. You've finally found out that the only person you have to face every day is the guy in the mirror . It doesn't matter what other people think about you - it's what you think about yourself that truly counts. However, IMHO, I think you're a really great guy, with a warm heart and a kind soul who just needed to stand up and stop being a door mat. Well done, my friend, well done!

I see that many of you have been down this road, as have I - and we all have one thing in common: we are fighters at heart. We don't quit. We don't give in to pity. We don't let the bastards win, no matter how hard they hit. I think that's why, even at a subconscious level, we all joined the EGB - to say in one voice, for all those who would tear us down, "No. You will not win. We will be victorious. "

And we are.

*Salutes*

Note to Coop:Quite honestly, I'm still amazed at being in the top 5 for over 2 years. Lurking and patrolling Newgrounds seems to have become part of my routine. I guess with all of the latitude I have while programming and working on client sites I can put the time - as I really don't have a social life. Who knows - maybe I'll slow down when the weather gets warmer. I'm tired of all this damn snow.

Note to Jolly: Hey, you gave me a run this month. Truth be told, you'll probably best me next month, as I have a lot of business travel planned, and that may impact my patrol time. But bravo to you - a very impressive start!

Note to Phantom: Welcome back - and thanks for bumping me back to third again! The only reason why I'm not bent out of shape is that I (as well as all of us here) respect you and are very glad to see you active once more!

*Salutes*

As you were...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-01 21:49:16


Wow, I'm amazed with this post byte... You could cheer even Kurt Cobain with your awesome posts... :D

Also, today is Tuesday, so, last week of vacations... Ugh. I think I'll be less active, since I gotta study to achieve my dream. (What is it, What is IT????) I wanna study at Harvard (lololol). Yeah, idiot dream, but I wanna just say "Hah, fuck you!" to the people who told me I'd be nothing in my life, it'd be simply awesome...

So, last week of happiness, school's here, and it's the first time I'm happy to go back to school, I heard that new people will join my class, and it really feel good to go back to my old routine, it's soooo fucking tiresome, but at least I can go back to my good ol' last seat of the class. :D

So, you guys will have to protect the portal without my help most of the times... :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-02 10:54:55


At 2/1/11 06:43 PM, Jolly wrote: On the actual page for the roster, it says N/A for Gain/Avg/Change. Phantom is still in 5th place though. (with a 1,125 gain).

Really? I thought I'd be low as heck considering I've been slacking off this month. DAMN MINECRAFT

At 2/1/11 08:53 PM, byteslinger wrote: Note to Phantom: Welcome back - and thanks for bumping me back to third again! The only reason why I'm not bent out of shape is that I (as well as all of us here) respect you and are very glad to see you active once more!

Thanks Byte, that means a lot, It's a real life saver sometimes to have a safe haven in which people don't find you an asshole, or at least respect you despite that whether in IRL or virtual. But I like I said all these years ago to my instructor during a field trip in which I smashed my knee but kept walking: "what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" (although my knee still hurts sometimes)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-02 22:32:38


Thank for the new Roaster Lizzardis I'm really glad you are really and doing better, your message is very helpful you are lucky to have such confidence good luck! I wish it was as easy to see things like that but great update on the list. I would love to have a new badge 300 b/p per day! that is amazing. Seeing some cool flashes on the front page great way to find some unknown artists.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-02 22:44:01


Dear Lizzardis:

*hug*

That is all. Good day.
Sheiz.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-03 00:45:58


Thanks for the roster Lizz! I see that I have a lot of people ahead of me who aren't b'ping and who I could possibly pass if I tried to get on it somewhat these nest few months! We'll see what I can pull off.

Glad to see you're doing a lot better than you were!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-03 15:15:09


At 2/2/11 10:54 AM, Phantom wrote: Really? I thought I'd be low as heck considering I've been slacking off this month. DAMN MINECRAFT

You have Minecraft?! Son of a bitch, you need to get on Eagle's Server then!

Anyway, I know I haven't posted here in a good while, see Phantom's comment about said game.

The main reason I popped in is because of a malicious flash alert

It causes the Flash player plugin to crash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-03 23:54:07


At 2/3/11 07:03 PM, Cootie wrote: Thanks for the new list Lizz. Also, hmmm I am surprised at both the fact that I outpaced Coop this year and also managed to get outpaced by Jolly. How can they be getting this many points?

I'm home schooled as well, remember? Also, I B/P from the time I wake up until I go to bed, do you?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 06:07:37


At 2/3/11 03:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You have Minecraft?! Son of a bitch, you need to get on Eagle's Server then!

Yeah, heh. That game will keep me at home for a while now, good thing I don't work or anything publicly productive as it is.

What's Eagle's Server then?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 08:23:40


STOLEN FLASH ALERT

Stolen from

here.

The only difference is the name, plus the authors comments did make me slightly suspicious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 08:26:13


Should have checked his second submission as well...

Stolen from

Ultimate Arcade

. Guess where the link for Creepy rider 1 redirects.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 12:10:48


At 2/4/11 06:07 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/3/11 03:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You have Minecraft?! Son of a bitch, you need to get on Eagle's Server then!
Yeah, heh. That game will keep me at home for a while now, good thing I don't work or anything publicly productive as it is.

What's Eagle's Server then?

http://web.eagleworld.net:8000/minecraft /serverinfo/
You can find the IP there. There's also two NewGrounds Minecraft servers.
They are:
72.51.37.212:27265 (Donut's)
and
72.206.106.20 (SeeD419's)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 12:16:23


Well I'll be damned, who'd thunk that Minecraft would've found it's way to our neck of the woods? Hmm, I wonder if anyone has done any Minecraft parody flash submissions yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 12:41:04


At 2/4/11 12:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well I'll be damned, who'd thunk that Minecraft would've found it's way to our neck of the woods? Hmm, I wonder if anyone has done any Minecraft parody flash submissions yet.

Well, there is this..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 13:25:08


Hah, I see I'm the only one in the world who doesn't have Minecraft... Shitty age, can't do nothing w/out permission. Fuck. If I had Minecraft we'd party HARD, just like SeaNanners in his videos!!!! lolol

I see I need to improve a lot my B/P to enter the top 5... It's not like the NGPD where I entered the top 5 with only 100 B/P pts...

You guys are machines!!

Specially you Bytes. *looks at bytes jealously*

So, I guess I'll listen some music now, Baba O' Riley simply blow me away. :D

Don't cryy
don't raise your eeeeyes
it's only teenage wasteland!

Enough of bullshit now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 17:30:15


Stolen flash

Original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5jWB-ee EQ

Description:

"It is what it is. :3

Basically looped for your enjoyment.

Danjo everyone!
"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-04 23:50:47


At 2/4/11 01:25 PM, RogerBK wrote: Hah, I see I'm the only one in the world who doesn't have Minecraft... Shitty age, can't do nothing w/out permission. Fuck. If I had Minecraft we'd party HARD, just like SeaNanners in his videos!!!! lolol

Actually, I don't play Mincraft. Just don't have the time.

I see I need to improve a lot my B/P to enter the top 5... It's not like the NGPD where I entered the top 5 with only 100 B/P pts...

You guys are machines!!

*AHEM* I may be cold as a machine at times - but I ain't no guy!

Specially you Bytes. *looks at bytes jealously*

Jealousy will get you nowhere. Greed, on the other hand...

So, I guess I'll listen some music now, Baba O' Riley simply blow me away. :D

Don't cryy
don't raise your eeeeyes
it's only teenage wasteland!
Enough of bullshit now.

Speaking of BS - If you're gonna hang out in the EGB forum, you'll need a better sig than you have now. I tossed this one together for you. What do you think? I can change it any way you'd like - it's just the first draft.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 05:59:31


I find this title extremly homophobic and offensive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 08:17:22


Looks awesome bytes... lol, my sig in the EGB forums is just lame.

The "RogerBK" has an awesome 80's look, and loved the Brazilian guitar. *-*

Gonna change it as quick as I can!!

I mean, now!

Also, I feel a bit better that I'm not the only one who doesn't play minecraft... ^^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 10:25:11


Stolen Alert

From here

From here

Same guy as yesterday, I've alerted Wade, but you guys might want to help take it out of the loop quickly.


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