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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-24 19:34:45


At 1/24/11 04:40 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Haha take that spam! Not on my watch.

Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed.

I miss that old animation you used to get when you blammed something. So much better than that stupid line lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-24 19:45:27


At 1/24/11 04:40 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Haha take that spam! Not on my watch.

Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed.
Thanks for voting, BenwaHakubi! Your experience points have already been deposited for today - thanks for doing the overtime!
Your experience gave you a voting power of 6.92 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 24% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 8.58 votes!

Oh how I wished you would have gotten that message on this piece of shit flash The sad part is that everytime that guy pushes another one of those shit flashes people will vote it up due to the fact that it is part of a crap series and the first one so how managed to pass.

Nice knife though your numchucks looked better though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-24 21:45:52


At 1/24/11 07:45 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Oh how I wished you would have gotten that message on this piece of shit flash The sad part is that everytime that guy pushes another one of those shit flashes people will vote it up due to the fact that it is part of a crap series and the first one so how managed to pass.

Nice knife though your numchucks looked better though.

Oh dear lord that was worse than fred. *dabs blood out of ears* Once a jonas brothers flash made it thru because it was one of those games2rule games. I think (and it is just my guess) that since they seem to be a site they have sock puppet accts vote for them and since ppl don;t vote fair (lol stat whores) they will 2 it for a save point.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-24 22:05:37


It's a sign of the times when a spam flash with the caption "Enjoy the free save point" passes through the portal.

Seriously, are people mass-voting on these, or are there that many gullible people out there? It's just getting silly now. If the realized crap goes away when you press 0, there wouldn't be so many flashes with scores lower than 1.50 out there.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-25 14:27:34


What the fuck?!

Posted at exactly the same time, on the same day. On top of that, neither uploader has an official e-mail account belonging to the games site it advertises. o_0

If I had to guess, I'd say the top one was stolen from the bottom one, since the '2006 game' it was modeled on is credited to the authors of the latter submission. Even so... WHAT?!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-25 14:43:48


At 1/25/11 02:27 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Even so... WHAT?!

You really can't do anythig here but laugh. I almost fell off my chair when I looked at this. I played the original and then clicked up to the stolen as I was going through the portal and just had to stare for a second. How are you going to steal a flash and submit it right after the original? I think this guy deserves a Darwin award.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-25 21:27:02


Stolen Flash

I believe this is stolen. The only evidence I've found so far is this obituary:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/559522Hopefully this rings a bell.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-25 21:56:57


Hi there, I'm just introducing myself. I'm Decky and I'm a member of the NGPD as some of you may know. Soon I am to rank out and I am considering joining the EGB, if you'll take me. Just thought it would be best to show my face (not literaly, you'd run a mile) before I apply in probibly about a month.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 01:07:37


At 1/25/11 09:56 PM, Decky wrote: Hi there, I'm just introducing myself. I'm Decky and I'm a member of the NGPD as some of you may know. Soon I am to rank out and I am considering joining the EGB, if you'll take me. Just thought it would be best to show my face (not literaly, you'd run a mile) before I apply in probibly about a month.

In that case, nice seeing you, hope you rank up soon and join our rows. If there's anything you want to say at this moment or anything else to express, feel free to do so, the only limit on posters here is not to be trolls.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 09:09:50


At 1/25/11 09:56 PM, Decky wrote: Hi there, I'm just introducing myself. I'm Decky and I'm a member of the NGPD as some of you may know. Soon I am to rank out and I am considering joining the EGB, if you'll take me. Just thought it would be best to show my face (not literaly, you'd run a mile) before I apply in probibly about a month.

Well at your pace you should be around here as a regular member in no time flat. And also think ya could add some personality to the already brilliant cast of characters that come around here lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 10:25:23


At 1/25/11 09:56 PM, Decky wrote: Hi there, I'm just introducing myself. I'm Decky and I'm a member of the NGPD as some of you may know. Soon I am to rank out and I am considering joining the EGB, if you'll take me. Just thought it would be best to show my face (not literaly, you'd run a mile) before I apply in probibly about a month.

I've heard good things about you, and as the Recruitment Officer for the Elite Guard Barracks, I look forward to the day you make Private and request admittance. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and try to stay out of trouble, ok?

PS: Yes, we DO have quite a variety of personalities here. I happen to be three of them! hehehehehe...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 15:58:53


At 1/26/11 10:25 AM, byteslinger wrote: I've heard good things about you,

I always get slightly disturbed when I hear that. "What?! You know of me!"

and as the Recruitment Officer for the Elite Guard Barracks, I look forward to the day you make Private and request admittance. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and try to stay out of trouble, ok?

Nice to meet you, it'll probibly be a bit longer now as I will be unable to get online for about a week or so. I'll get back to my portal patroling duties when I return. I'll see you all soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 22:55:43


I hope you make it into the barracks Decky. I noticed that The Lock Legion has submitted some good quality flash, I know they not be as well know as the Clock Crew but I still like seeing there stuff in the portal. I have been watching a series its funny called Cheeto & Choke I'm up to episode 20 so far.

Not seen this one yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-26 23:03:40


ATTN: The following submission has violated portal rule, "you must use your own artwork and not rip another author's art".

Flag as Stolen.

The author comments that he has 'recompiled' the original game into the one he submitted to the Portal. I have seen the original elsewhere on the Internet and I am certain that the only thing he changed was the character's head, although I am unsure of its copyright status. Because most games submitted to Flash sites are not protected under copyright, I am somewhat unsure what the protocol is for a submission that is essentially a re-skin of another game. Still, he did not program or draw more than 90% of the game, so I would consider it stolen.


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-27 01:15:59


At 1/26/11 11:03 PM, ArtDanVal wrote: ATTN: The following submission has violated portal rule, "you must use your own artwork and not rip another author's art".

It passed, with a 'great' score...ugh.

In other news, something that is blatantly...

STOLEN:

From

here

. You know what to do...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-27 21:35:02


Good catch Art...

Also, I wanna say that I look forward to see you joining the Barracks... I'm pretty sure all of us would be pretty happy to have the presence of another recruit...

Speacially me, my days cleaning Cobra's room will be over and it'll be your time to suffer...

But, anyways, I expect you rank up the sooner you can... :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-28 03:52:42


I am currently only 130 blam/saves away from attaining "Private". I would like to apply even though most of my experience has been in the audio portal.

Thank-you for your consideration...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-28 09:22:07


At 1/28/11 03:52 AM, brokendeck wrote: I am currently only 130 blam/saves away from attaining "Private". I would like to apply even though most of my experience has been in the audio portal.

Thank-you for your consideration...

While we can certainly appreciate your enthusiasm, you are still a bit away from our minimal requirements. You need at least a bronze whistle, which shows that you have a basic understanding of properly flagging inappropriate / rule breaking flashes and / or reviews. Your Blam/Save ratio is high (over 3) which in itself isn't a deal breaker, but does prompt me to remind you that we all need to vote fairly on flashes - we're not in this for just points. It is hard to pick up blams these days, as many NG users vote 5 just for stats. Our job here is to keep the balance and be fair.

On the other side, I am intrigued by all of your audio knowledge and work, and you sound (pun intended) like someone who would add more character to our humble barracks.

So, work on that whistle and see if you can squeeze out a few more blams, and hopefully soon you can formally apply while meeting our entry qualifications. If you need help in working on your whistle, our Portal Violations officer SlntCobra1 will be more than happy to show you the way. He is very talented in identifying rule-breaking flash and reviews, and can teach you to do the same. (I learned from him as well, and now I have a deity whistle!). You can PM him with your questions, and I'm sure he'll be answering you right away.

Thanks for your interest. We look forward to hearing from you again soon.

*Salutes*
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Recruitment Officer
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-28 10:27:22


At 1/28/11 09:22 AM, byteslinger wrote:
It is hard to pick up blams these days, as many NG users vote 5 just for stats. Our job here is to keep the balance and be fair.

Actually it isn't as hard as you think it is to get blam points. You just got watch the movie and vote correctly. That is the main reason why so many people have B/P ratio's like That Toocool user except he does that by choice. I myself have gotten over 150 blam point in the past 2-3 weeks so this is proof that they are out there.

Seeing the portal in such a state almost make me want to rejoin the barracks myself, but I feel my free time will soon be gone as I will be traveling all over the place for my job and won't have the time I have now.

On an unrelated note I just got flagged the dumbest user's flash yet. He actually tried to post snake joins the brawl from Super smash brother's brawl as his own work. I would have posted it if it didn't get marked for review.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-28 10:36:45


At 1/28/11 09:22 AM, byteslinger wrote:
You need at least a bronze whistle

I was unaware of this fact, as I only read the OP. I had assumed that you only needed at least a rank of private in order to join.

I will be re apply at a later date then.

:D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-29 08:54:35


At 1/28/11 02:10 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 0666
Ending video = real porn.

You know I hate to, but I've had to check that out. Now that I've been corrupted beyond belief, I'm going to tell Wade and do an Ace Ventura.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-29 18:06:26


This is the trailer for a pokemon movie...

Description:

"I know both Pokemon. Dialga and Palkia. This is a Japanese trailer of the movie. I know it comes out in 2007. Anyway, enjoy the movie."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-29 19:01:04


Hey dudes!! I'm just passing here to say hello to you... As I see, you guys flagged a flash with real porn. Too bad I'm at the beach and I can't enter that page, since I'm using my father's PC... Awww.

Also, I'm bored as Hell, so, I'll just try to catch some abvudive revs and B/P a bit... :)

Keep on B/Ping. \m/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-30 14:06:25


At 1/29/11 08:54 AM, Coop wrote: You know I hate to, but I've had to check that out. Now that I've been corrupted beyond belief, I'm going to tell Wade and do an Ace Ventura.

All I can picture is you stabbing your eyes out now... XD

At 1/29/11 06:06 PM, Jolly wrote: "I know it comes out in 2007. Anyway, enjoy the movie."
"I know it comes out in 2007.
2007.

I know I shouldn't expect any kind of intelligence from people uploading Pokemon movie clips here, but... WHAT?! Does this guy not even know what year it is?? -__-'

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-30 17:27:49


At 1/30/11 02:06 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I know I shouldn't expect any kind of intelligence from people uploading Pokemon movie clips here, but... WHAT?! Does this guy not even know what year it is?? -__-'

You gotta remember, sometimes young people under the age of twelve like to post things so you get kids who are 8-10 who have no clue what they're doing or how things work posting stuff like that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-30 20:01:36


At 1/30/11 05:27 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 1/30/11 02:06 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I know I shouldn't expect any kind of intelligence from people uploading Pokemon movie clips here, but... WHAT?! Does this guy not even know what year it is?? -__-'
You gotta remember, sometimes young people under the age of twelve like to post things so you get kids who are 8-10 who have no clue what they're doing or how things work posting stuff like that.

Hah, yeah... Those little kidsd are a pain in the ass. Specially those Brazilian people who don't even know the basics of English language post things in Portuguese. That's ridiculous...

Also, bored again, I guess I'll protect the portal and do some genre modding... :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-30 21:31:04


I actually played that game and was puzzled why he submitted it, by the look of it was real gay porn his other games I don't think break the rules It has been removed now if you click the link. Why do people give bad reviews on front page submissions? the latest one being by Jerry Jackson AKA David Firth or Dodi. LIFE +DEATH.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-31 01:16:04


This submission is rather suspicious.

Original:

http://www.freeonlinegames.com/game/4x4-
rally.html

Description:
"me and a friend did this together. he did all the programming and i did the artwork/designs. so a big thanks to him."

User Age:
15

Email Address:
yahoo.com.au

First of all, I think it's stolen because he's 15. I know it's possible for somebody as young as that to make a good flash, but that's submission looks rather professional. I very much doubt a 15 year old made that flash submission.

Second of all, the thing that usually makes it very obvious that a flash submission is stolen is the fact that it has white bars on the side. You'd think the author would make it look good on whatever site they're submitting it on.

And third of all, and this is the major thing, is that Fog (the creators of that game) has an NG account. Why wouldn't it be submitted there?

http://fogng.newgrounds.com/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-01-31 02:07:46


At 1/30/11 09:31 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I actually played that game and was puzzled why he submitted it, by the look of it was real gay porn his other games I don't think break the rules It has been removed now if you click the link. Why do people give bad reviews on front page submissions? the latest one being by Jerry Jackson AKA David Firth or Dodi. LIFE +DEATH.

That is easy. It is because sometimes the Admins do always put what people think should be on the front page on it. One of the biggest examples of this was when one of the Admins put the gayest showdown on the front page. Since it mocked the ultimate showdown people left bad reviews on that one for over 100 pages.

Overall it means that some people don't always agree with what the Admins put on the front page. But then again if this wasn't so then we wouldn't be human now would we?