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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 11:28:50


At 2/5/11 10:25 AM, Coop wrote: Stolen Alert
Same guy as yesterday, I've alerted Wade, but you guys might want to help take it out of the loop quickly.

Yes, Coop - you're right. I blew the whistles on them as well. Nice catch.

Why do these fools keep stealing flashes and games? They get nothing for it - unless they get a kick out of watching us scurry around and clean up their mess.

Of course, if they steal IRL, well eventually the local constabulary will catch them and they may spend a lot of quality time in a small room with a big, hairy, smelly guy named Toad - who hasn't had a bath (or a woman) in years....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 11:52:58


Hey guys, I found this game:

I think it's stolen, since I remember playing this game when I was a kid, but it was in a Brazilian site, so, they aren't the real authors, I was searchead in the internet and I didn't find any site yet, if you guys help me I'm pretty sure we'll find the original one... :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 12:35:14


At 2/5/11 10:25 AM, Coop wrote: Stolen Alert
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 1503
From here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 1501
From here

Same guy as yesterday, I've alerted Wade, but you guys might want to help take it out of the loop quickly.

Wow didn't know those were stolen. I missed out on helping flag those. Oh well at least I sent them both on their ways with a vote of 0 hopefully that counts for something.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 13:44:36


At 2/5/11 11:28 AM, byteslinger wrote: Why do these fools keep stealing flashes and games? They get nothing for it - unless they get a kick out of watching us scurry around and clean up their mess.

Some of them might feel like they get prestige out of having an account with a bunch of good flashes. Some of them, might just not even know they can't take a flash from another site and post it here, they might just be wanting to showcase it (although I'm sure this is a rare instance)

Of course, if they steal IRL, well eventually the local constabulary will catch them and they may spend a lot of quality time in a small room with a big, hairy, smelly guy named Toad - who hasn't had a bath (or a woman) in years....

Constabulary? lol never heard that one. You weird English folk. They're called cops lol. Much easier to say and spell.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 13:48:23


Hey guys, I found the original one here:

Original

http://www.funny-games.biz/adam-eve-onli ne.html <NSFW Link>

Stolen

Who's gonna report it to Wade?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-05 16:23:57


Stolen Flash

Stealing from Zone Sama.... Bad idea.

Source is Zone-Archive, Zone's website.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-06 02:10:29


Damn you iPod touch for being so addicting. And that is the main reason for my recent absence really that and somewhat limited Internet access which really sucks honestly. And finally made it to 4k saves which when compared to some it might not seem like a lot but to me it's a pretty decent accomplishment. And honestly trying to become more active around these parts but maybe when I can get s wifi signal more often I will. Cause my computer is down and having to do everything from my iPod touch which is a little tricky but getting the hang of it. But anyway hope all is well win everybody.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-06 14:47:57


Just dropping by, how did This guy's flash make it past the whistle? All these flashes are already on Ng, posted by funnyfunnyguy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-06 19:00:20


At 2/6/11 02:47 PM, Mason wrote: Just dropping by, how did This guy's flash make it past the whistle? All these flashes are already on Ng, posted by funnyfunnyguy

You know it very odd the real author wanted his stuff deleted if you see this thread here someone made http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1229 289

I had a look on newgrounds but did not find FunnyFunnyGuy flashes here is his account http://funnyfunnyguy.newgrounds.com/

I guessed he wanted his flash removed now I don't know if the flash by this new author is his but I PM Tom Fulp. It looks like maybe he thinks that because it is deleted he can upload it, but its still stealing its not his work it FunnyFunnyguy stuff right?

Hope that helps.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-07 15:22:32


What the fuck? A corner of an ad screen?

Pretty sure it's stolen, but... meh; it'll likely get bkammed anyway, so fuck it.
Just for the sake of completeness, anyone recognise the title and / or what little there is in the flash?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-07 15:28:00


At 2/7/11 03:22 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just for the sake of completeness, anyone recognise the title and / or what little there is in the flash?

Disregard that: Found it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-08 13:22:02


I can't find a single thing in this that isn't an obvious TV show rip. Stolen?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-08 21:43:20


Stolen alert

Stolen from

Tapdon.com

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-08 21:58:15


At 2/8/11 09:52 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: I'm having trouble finding the actual link there. Is there a direct link available?

Yup.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-08 22:15:33


At 2/8/11 10:03 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote:
At 2/8/11 09:58 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Yup.
Shit, it just passed. I really didn't want too snoop around on that site, so I'll take the blame, I guess. Washu, if you want to email Wade, you've got the priority.

No problem I am on it. Justice will be served. Sorry about not putting the direct link though. I must have copied and pasted the wrong link.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-09 22:44:46


LittleWashu good job he has another flash on his page which a quick search is all over the internet! its a japanese flash here.

Stolen from here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5jWB-ee EQ

So two submissions he has stolen I will PM Tom Fulp makes me angry to see people steal flashes. Off topic I love Fallout 3 have gotten to level 12 now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-11 06:52:21


Sergeant reporting in sir coming back from a long break from newgrounds

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-11 11:01:51


At 2/11/11 06:52 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Sergeant reporting in sir coming back from a long break from newgrounds

Hello, Sergeant. I am EGSC ByteSlinger, recruitment officer for the Elite Guard Barracks. While we can appreciate your enthusiasm to join the EGB, you'll need to brush up a few things first.

Please be so kind as to read our FAQ and information page. This will give you a clear definition of what the requirements are to join the EGB, and to stay in as a respected member.

Look it over, work on your whistle and posts, and when you're ready, we'll be glad to accept your application. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and just do the right things.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-11 12:30:55


At 2/11/11 11:01 AM, byteslinger wrote: Look it over, work on your whistle and posts, and when you're ready, we'll be glad to accept your application. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and just do the right things.

lol, turns out he's an old, old former member here. Or at least, someone fond of the thread a few years back.

Anyhoo, Looking through the pages he was in (as per my usual snooping around in dusty corners of the BBS) made me come across this... which is absolutely the MOST satisfying thing I've ever read anywhere on Newgrounds, ever.

That is, until you try to think of any confirmed cases of it actually happening. I think I can vaguely remember one... but that's it. Did Wade ever really bother doing this on a meaningful scale, or was this just a load of hot air?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-11 13:32:41


At 2/11/11 12:30 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
Anyhoo, Looking through the pages he was in (as per my usual snooping around in dusty corners of the BBS) made me come across this... which is absolutely the MOST satisfying thing I've ever read anywhere on Newgrounds, ever.

I think Wade should do something like that again. It was a good read. Times change, but when did the concept of the Portal become "Press Button -- Receive Point"? It's still relevant to me.

That is, until you try to think of any confirmed cases of it actually happening. I think I can vaguely remember one... but that's it. Did Wade ever really bother doing this on a meaningful scale, or was this just a load of hot air?

If you read back on old, old BBS threads (2001-05), you see a LOT of posts with deleted accounts. Although I've never come across instances of users having their B/P count returned to 0, there are a lot of deletions. Perhaps it never happened on a large scale, but I think a few of the biggest offenders were punished.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-11 21:20:19


At 2/11/11 01:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 2/11/11 12:30 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
That is, until you try to think of any confirmed cases of it actually happening. I think I can vaguely remember one... but that's it. Did Wade ever really bother doing this on a meaningful scale, or was this just a load of hot air?
If you read back on old, old BBS threads (2001-05), you see a LOT of posts with deleted accounts. Although I've never come across instances of users having their B/P count returned to 0, there are a lot of deletions. Perhaps it never happened on a large scale, but I think a few of the biggest offenders were punished.

I remember back when the SS was more active Wade was making a threat to the spammers who was mass voting to over power the masses. However to my knowledge (I could be wrong about this) Wade didn't do nothing more then Delete the spammer who was submitting the spam flashes that were being mass voted in.

For all those who remember the name of the spam flash series was called the BPB or Big Penis brigade.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-12 10:46:06


At 2/11/11 12:30 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 2/11/11 11:01 AM, byteslinger wrote: Look it over, work on your whistle and posts, and when you're ready, we'll be glad to accept your application. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and just do the right things.
lol, turns out he's an old, old former member here. Or at least, someone fond of the thread a few years back.

If he decides he'd like to join, and cleans up his act, we'll vote on him accordingly.

Anyhoo, Looking through the pages he was in (as per my usual snooping around in dusty corners of the BBS) made me come across this... which is absolutely the MOST satisfying thing I've ever read anywhere on Newgrounds, ever.

Interesting read. But if you think about it, the "ICEAN" bot account was only locked - but the points are still there (unless he's been deleted completely - but that would have been only recently). I can appreciate trying to "profile" someone's voting patterns and detect cheating - but as you saw in the thread, it snagged people who weren't cheating as well (false positive). I've been active for a few years now - I've seen accounts locked and even deleted - and of course, the whistle reset fiasco a little while ago - but I can't recall a user being punished by having B/P points deleted and still remain active. We'll see if they change any of the voting process in the next version...

That is, until you try to think of any confirmed cases of it actually happening. I think I can vaguely remember one... but that's it. Did Wade ever really bother doing this on a meaningful scale, or was this just a load of hot air?

After so many years, one might think this was more of a scare tactic rather than an actual process. But don't let that fool you - people who screw around here long enough will get locked out and eventually booted - perhaps permanently.

Of course, those of us in the EGB who follow the rules and support Newgrounds stand behind Wade's precepts and lead by example on how people should vote - fairly and without prejudice.

*Salutes*

*Ambles back to the front lines to take out more trash*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-12 15:42:09


Humm, you're right bytes, it'd be awesome if they do what Wade said in that thread in the new redesign, NG would be a better place, without all the bullshit we receive everyday here that just pass through judgement because of little statwhores...

I hope they punish all those people who expect to see the portal full just to go through all of them 5ing every flash they go... Ugh.

Also, internet is so shitty here, I don't know why, after I came back from the beach, the internet is as slow as a snail --' (well, I'd say NG is slow as a snail, Ares is downloading songs perfectly.), so my B/P ratio will decrease a lot... My patience too ^^

Listening Simple Man, do they play these songs in USA's radios?? Fucking Hell, the radios here just play Bieber, shitty pop songs, hip hop, and Restart (a gay band that instead of normal clothing, they use ridiculous colorful clothes)... Brazil is hell...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-12 23:05:08


At 2/11/11 11:01 AM, byteslinger wrote: Hello, Sergeant. I am EGSC ByteSlinger, recruitment officer for the Elite Guard Barracks. While we can appreciate your enthusiasm to join the EGB, you'll need to brush up a few things first.

Please be so kind as to read our FAQ and information page. This will give you a clear definition of what the requirements are to join the EGB, and to stay in as a respected member.

Look it over, work on your whistle and posts, and when you're ready, we'll be glad to accept your application. Until then, keep fighting the good fight, and just do the right things.

*Salutes*

The posts I can do but may need help on whistle level. If i could get assistance with the whistle level it would be greatly appreciated.

TY ~UKS~

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 00:12:44


At 2/12/11 11:05 PM, UnKnownSoul wrote: The posts I can do but may need help on whistle level. If i could get assistance with the whistle level it would be greatly appreciated.

Obligatory whoring.

Also, try talking to cobra here... assuming he's still around. Not seen him for a while, but I'm sure he's kicking about somewhere. He's got some kind of PM whistle point hunt thingy going on, if you want in on some extra whistle points.

"Cobraaaa.... COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!!" *looks in sock drawer* where is he this time!?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 05:28:55


At 2/13/11 12:12 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
"Cobraaaa.... COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!!" *looks in sock drawer* where is he this time!?

I know that this might sound incredibly dirty, but YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SNAKE IN THE SOCK DRAWER?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 09:49:01


At 2/13/11 05:28 AM, Coop wrote:
At 2/13/11 12:12 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
"Cobraaaa.... COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!!" *looks in sock drawer* where is he this time!?
I know that this might sound incredibly dirty, but YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SNAKE IN THE SOCK DRAWER?!

LOL

Also, Cobra's lurking most of times in AIM, and you can contact he in Steam too, he's always on... Trust me, he helps a hell lot!!

Nice post Coop!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 13:14:40


At 2/13/11 12:12 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Obligatory whoring.

HEY! If anyone's going to be doing any obligatory whoring, it'll be me! :P

<Obligatory whoring>

I don't know how many times I've said this, but I'll say it again, if anyone needs help with their whistles, just talk to me.

Best places to find abusive reviews:

1. Turd Of The Week
2. Any submission that has a score of 1.71/5.00 and lower
3. anything in the Emo collection. Reading those reviews, most of them are so damn funny really. They're trying to defend themselves and failing miserably. :P Silly Emos!
4. Any submission from any of the following people:

A) [BB] -- Barney Bunch; Sadly SlashFirestorm was involved with them. :(
B) [DD] -- Worst of the worst. They're the Duck Division. They submitted CP (child porn) in the Art Portal back in June 2009. They are led by Chris Beer. His known names are Creb, Credz, Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebz, and any variations thereof. He also hacked Egoraptor and a few other mods as well.

C) [OO] -- Owl Orchard; they're your run-of-the mill trolls
D) [FFF] -- Food Face Force; not much is known about them
E) [TT] -- Trash Troupe; spammers
F) [HH] -- Heap Houlf; recently came into being in the last couple months, not much is known about them either.

G) Retarded-Revolution
H) TRUE AMERICAN (Suffering)
I) MisterLevon
J) InvertedScrotum
K) OrangeBeef
L) Whoever uses the pic of the white dude in the blue cap, unless that's Hooker.
M) CrankyMcGregor
N) Ven0mus
O) DaveAssed
P) ho oh (CuteAndFuzzy)
Q) Davuuo Bortnik (DaveB0rt)
R) Option S(lolmetaknight)
S) Orangebeef
T) Snawsball
U) Fleek -- fileswapper
V) thehoopz -- fileswapper.
W) LordZeebMork -- spammer
X) Zacied(Gaycied) -- his track record speaks for itself.
Y) [KK] -- Kitty Krew; they've come back into being; why? I haven't the slightest.
Z) [FF] -- Faggot Federation; they've been dissolved, but so was the [KK] so, there's a really good possibility they'll come back sometime as well. :\
AA) TomsFrulp -- he's involved with the [KK]
BB) [SS] -- The Star Syndicate; they've been doing those DailyBee submissions. They flooded the portal with spam 6/18/09 in a rush to get the 500,000th submission. Can't say I blame them, but that was just ridiculous.
CC) Genderless-Hooker -- former co-leader of the [DD] and a known fileswapper.
DD) [LL] -- Lock Legion; while in recent submissions, their work is very well done. Just keep vigilant. Most of them are reformed from what I can tell.
EE) [SS] -- Socom Squad; has been incative but it's still a good idea to keep an eye out. They're your basic trolls.
FF) [UU] -- Uzi Union; they've been around since late 2006(Thanks Eagle for the info), more of the basic run-of-the mill trolls.
GG) [CC] -- Clock Crew; reformed spammers. Still doesn't hurt to keep an eye out.
HH) Spamer621 -- he has used this http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=64514 1 in all of his reviews
I know his account has been deleted, but that doesn't mean we can't keep a watch out.
111122223188 -- His submissions are all less than 1.71 in scores. Save for 2 of them. So not a bad idea to comb through them once in a while. Also, it seems that Wade had already deleted his account once before :?

II) {LL} -- Luger League; recently came out of the woodwork. Just more of the run of the mill spam.

</Obligatory whoring>

Also, try talking to cobra here... assuming he's still around. Not seen him for a while, but I'm sure he's kicking about somewhere. He's got some kind of PM whistle point hunt thingy going on, if you want in on some extra whistle points.

Like I've said before, I've been too busy playing Minecraft and TF2. More Minecraft than TF2 actually. Check that, make it Hat Fortress 2, seeing as how hats are the only thing that people care about anymore.

Not only those 2 games, but Phoenix Wright, via emulation and classes. Here's my current schedule if you're interested:

Sunday: No class. HW/study 11-2 (if needed)
Monday: No class.
Tuesday: BioPharma I 9-1. English 112 5:45-8:25pm
Wednesday: No class. BioPharma I: 11-1 or 1:30; 1 hour break; English 2:30-5; also, I might pick up a couple more hours at work
Thursday: BioPharma I 9-1
Friday: No class. English 11-2 Work 5:30-8:30+
Saturday: work 9-noon; BioPharma I: 1:30-3:30; English: 4:30-5:30 or 6. That is if I am not working Saturday nights.

"Cobraaaa.... COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!!" *looks in sock drawer* where is he this time!?

Oh Sheizen, didn't you ever think to look in the Tank? :p. That should've been the very first place you'd look. That or I'd be hiding under your bed, mostly for teh lulz.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 13:36:46


Cobra, you might be the star in abusive reviews as of now, but there was a time where I'd find somewhere around 300 abusive reviews a day. I'd literally make posts that took up every character of nothing but links. I can remember two nights where I found jackpots of around 300 or 400 abusive reviews and had all of them deleted immediately by Hippo and Kidray.

It literally took 7 days for me to go from normal to deity.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-02-13 21:04:20


Yes that is a list of lots of spammers many now inactive KK sometimes see not often though. Another good place to check it the front page for abusive reviews, so many people saying it should not be on front page lol. The top five today I thought Caption Planet Rampage was funny used to like that show long ago. It is a good spoof of the show.


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